Memorable quotes

Eld

Smitten.

Penwize

Eld said:

Smitten.

Smote.

Eld

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Smitten.

Smote.

Smote is the past tense, smitten is the participle. Melodie smote Hasar and now he is smitten.

Anedhel

Melodie smited Hasar and now he is smited!

Penwize

Eld said:

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Smitten.

Smote.

Smote is the past tense, smitten is the participle. Melodie smote Hasar and now he is smitten.

Smatten.

Eld

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Smitten.

Smote.

Smote is the past tense, smitten is the participle. Melodie smote Hasar and now he is smitten.

Smatten.

Don't make me come over there and smat you.

Penwize

Eld said:

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Smitten.

Smote.

Smote is the past tense, smitten is the participle. Melodie smote Hasar and now he is smitten.

Smatten.

Don't make me come over there and smat you.

You'd try, but being from Hashan you'd go for the smat but end up with the smut.

Eld

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Smitten.

Smote.

Smote is the past tense, smitten is the participle. Melodie smote Hasar and now he is smitten.

Smatten.

Don't make me come over there and smat you.

You'd try, but being from Hashan you'd go for the smat but end up with the smut.

Threat stands. You wouldn't like me when I'm smutty.

Cooper

Stop it.

Saeva

haha I just laughed out loud and a little harder each time at every smite tense comment.

Cidusii

Hasar was so smitten by Melodie's charms that he fell over and died.

Daslin

Eld said:

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Penwize said:

Eld said:

Smitten.

Smote.

Smote is the past tense, smitten is the participle. Melodie smote Hasar and now he is smitten.

Smatten.

Don't make me come over there and smat you.

You'd try, but being from Hashan you'd go for the smat but end up with the smut.

Threat stands. You wouldn't like me when I'm smutty.

dead

Seftin

Smite be a stupid question but.... Who smote Rodger rabbit?

Blujixapug

'Honour' pretty much just means "I act in a consistently boring manner". Yawn. Open more doors for women, you tryhard.

Anedhel

Araeus tells you, "I cant wait till the next raid, I 'm gonna be stripping like crazy!"

The power of a volunteer army!

Also, fighting newbs are cute.

Sothantos

Inappropriate.

Kenway

Not technically a quote but I failed to find a more appropriate thread... perhaps we need one.

Weird things happen when you code too long:
[spoiler]
if matches[2] == target then

deleteLine()

if matches[3] == "north" then albusTumbleDor = "NORTH"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "northeast" then albusTumbleDor = "NORTHEAST"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "east" then albusTumbleDor = "EAST"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "southeast" then albusTumbleDor = "SOUTHEAST"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "south" then albusTumbleDor = "SOUTH"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "southwest" then albusTumbleDor = "SOUTHWEST"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "west" then albusTumbleDor = "WEST"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "northwest" then albusTumbleDor = "NORTHWEST"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "in" then albusTumbleDor = "IN"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "out" then albusTumbleDor = "OUT"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "up" then albusTumbleDor = "UP"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

if matches[3] == "down" then albusTumbleDor = "DOWN"

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||") end

end

[/spoiler]

Eld

More like TumbleDork.

Nim

My hacked together map running system uses the alias "mr", so that's the namespace for all associated variables and stuff. One such variable determines whether or not I want to dash. It is aptly named mrDASHING. I assume he is a very handsome variable in charge of very important things.

Also, albusTumbleDor = string.upper(matches[3])

Eld

Nim said:

My hacked together map running system uses the alias "mr", so that's the namespace for all associated variables and stuff. One such variable determines whether or not I want to dash. It is aptly named mrDASHING. I assume he is a very handsome variable in charge of very important things.

Also, albusTumbleDor = string.upper(matches[3])

Oh, gods, yeah, I didn't even look at the content of those if statements beyond catching the variable name. 

@Kenway, you can replace that whole script with:

[spoiler]

if matches[2] == target then

deleteLine()

local albusTumbleDor = matches[3]:upper()

cecho("\n<orange>||| " .. albusTumbleDor .. " TUMBLING " .. albusTumbleDor .. " |||")

end

[/spoiler]

Atalkez

@Carmell and one of her wonderful novices.

- 2013/12/14 00:09:10 - Waseem says, "HI I NEED AN AMBASSADOR AIDE."

- 2013/12/14 00:09:26 - Waseem says, "I HAVE RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM SIR CARMELL THAT I MUST READ 

CHELP WELCOME AND CHELP NOVICES."

- 2013/12/14 00:09:27 - Atalkez says, "Greetings Waseem! No need to yell, we can get you one shortly.

"

- 2013/12/14 00:09:27 - Carmell says, "Greetings, Waseem and welcome to Targossas there's no need to 

yell but we will get right with you."

- 2013/12/14 00:09:28 - Aelios says, "Shouting isn't the answer, we'll try to find someone shortly."

- 2013/12/14 00:09:55 - Carmell says, "And that would not be sir."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:05 - Waseem says, "SORRY MASTER CARMELL."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:12 - Waseem says, "I WILL AWAIT YOUR COMMANDS."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:14 - Kaiu says, "Mistress maybe."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:18 - Carmell says, "Please don't yell."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:22 - Waseem says, "I AM NOT INTO ADULTERY, SORRY KAIU."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:25 - Bouff says, "Greetings, Dawnspear."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:29 - Kaiu says, "Good lord."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:36 - Ziare says, "Huh?"

- 2013/12/14 00:10:38 - Carmell says, "Greetings, Bouff."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:39 - Kaiu says, "Greetings Bouff."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:44 - Herthenia says, "Greetings, Bouff."

- 2013/12/14 00:10:44 - Waseem says, "I AM INTERESTED IN NO MISTRESS, JUST THE ABILITY TO FURTHER MY 

CAUSE."

I lol'd so hard.

This has to be a joke, right?

Tesha

I hope someone trolls him back just as hard. Oh god the potential.

Mishgul

I am waseem

Atalkez

Mishgul said:

I am waseem

Bloodline show Atalkez

Great Grandparents

------------------

Alisha          M: Tamriel            F: Dinonicus

Cenadrak        M: Meihua             F: Septerra

Unknown

Tanaar          M: Liu                F: Diocletian

Kagrato         M: Inara              F: Ilireth

Seker           M: Luria              F: Sciran

Rebeka          M: Kitt               F: Thanatos

Masjos          M: Auralei            F: Unknown

Grandparents

------------

Chuft           M: Alisha             F: Cenadrak

Dareni          M: Unknown            F: Tanaar

Giomanach       M: Kagrato            F: Seker

Valgon          M: Rebeka             F: Masjos

Parents

-------

Siena           M: Chuft              F: Dareni

Amami           M: Giomanach          F: Valgon

Siblings

--------

Malagant (Half)

Nehpest (Half)

Aeda (Half)

Shunsui (Half)

Mishgul (Half)

Shyrei (Half)

Azleus (Half)

Danika (Half)

Tevita (Half)

wat

Cahin

Most recent tells to you:

1 ) Waseem: "OVERLORD."

Atalkez

More gold, I think I have found a mine.

Does this make me a rich man? I hope so.

 2013/12/14 00:42:26 - Micaelis says, "You're completely psychotic and out of your mind, and I 

value that in a comrade."

- 2013/12/14 00:42:38 - Caladbolg says, "Is that why you like me Micaelis?"

- 2013/12/14 00:42:38 - Atalkez says, "I second that, Micaelis."

- 2013/12/14 00:42:43 - Micaelis says, "Correct."

- 2013/12/14 00:42:43 - Ruca says, "...."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:17 - Waseem says, "....................................i wil ltake that insult 

sir and use it as a cause for mto further my strength."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:20 - Waseem says, "So nobody can insult me again!!1."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:23 - Ruca says, "Ok just."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:27 - Ruca says, "Just no."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:42 - Caladbolg says, "I think it was more of a compliment than an insult."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:45 - Waseem says, "Oh."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:49 - Waseem says, "I apologize master micaelis."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:56 - Carmell says, "Since Micaealis is crazy enough to marry me."

- 2013/12/14 00:44:15 - Micaelis says, "You are forgiven, for taking it as an insult as well as your 

ridiculous overuse of ellipses."

- 2013/12/14 00:44:47 - Waseem says, "I am sorry again sire."

- 2013/12/14 00:44:59 - Atalkez says, "He is not your father, sire is the incorrect term."

- 2013/12/14 00:45:04 - Atalkez says, "Nor is he your king."

- 2013/12/14 00:45:39 - Atalkez says, "Though, if you asked him that, he would have you call him 

King Micaelis at all possible occasions."

- 2013/12/14 00:45:53 - Waseem says, "Understood king micaelis."

- 2013/12/14 00:45:55 - Micaelis says, "You shall address me as King Micaelis at all times."

- 2013/12/14 00:45:57 - Carmell says, "He's not a king."

- 2013/12/14 00:46:00 - Atalkez says, "HA!"

- 2013/12/14 00:46:01 - Carmell says, "He's just Micaelis."

- 2013/12/14 00:46:07 - Waseem says, "Yes my master King Micaelis IV."

- 2013/12/14 00:46:13 - Kaiu says, "Haha, King!"

- 2013/12/14 00:46:17 - Micaelis says, "My first loyal subject."

Eld

@Atalkez, what's confusing?

Atalkez

Eld said:

@Atalkez, what's confusing?

Life, Eld.

Life is confusing.

Eld

Atalkez said:

More gold, I think I have found a mine.

Does this make me a rich man? I hope so.

 2013/12/14 00:42:26 - Micaelis says, "You're completely psychotic and out of your mind, and I 

value that in a comrade."

- 2013/12/14 00:42:38 - Caladbolg says, "Is that why you like me Micaelis?"

- 2013/12/14 00:42:38 - Atalkez says, "I second that, Micaelis."

- 2013/12/14 00:42:43 - Micaelis says, "Correct."

- 2013/12/14 00:42:43 - Ruca says, "...."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:17 - Waseem says, "....................................i wil ltake that insult 

sir and use it as a cause for mto further my strength."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:20 - Waseem says, "So nobody can insult me again!!1."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:23 - Ruca says, "Ok just."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:27 - Ruca says, "Just no."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:42 - Caladbolg says, "I think it was more of a compliment than an insult."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:45 - Waseem says, "Oh."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:49 - Waseem says, "I apologize master micaelis."

- 2013/12/14 00:43:56 - Carmell says, "Since Micaealis is crazy enough to marry me."

- 2013/12/14 00:44:15 - Micaelis says, "You are forgiven, for taking it as an insult as well as your 

ridiculous overuse of ellipses."

- 2013/12/14 00:44:47 - Waseem says, "I am sorry again sire."

- 2013/12/14 00:44:59 - Atalkez says, "He is not your father, sire is the incorrect term."

- 2013/12/14 00:45:04 - Atalkez says, "Nor is he your king."

- 2013/12/14 00:45:39 - Atalkez says, "Though, if you asked him that, he would have you call him 

King Micaelis at all possible occasions."

- 2013/12/14 00:45:53 - Waseem says, "Understood king micaelis."

- 2013/12/14 00:45:55 - Micaelis says, "You shall address me as King Micaelis at all times."

- 2013/12/14 00:45:57 - Carmell says, "He's not a king."

- 2013/12/14 00:46:00 - Atalkez says, "HA!"

- 2013/12/14 00:46:01 - Carmell says, "He's just Micaelis."

- 2013/12/14 00:46:07 - Waseem says, "Yes my master King Micaelis IV."

- 2013/12/14 00:46:13 - Kaiu says, "Haha, King!"

- 2013/12/14 00:46:17 - Micaelis says, "My first loyal subject."

Micaelis deserves to be king. Dude can hear ellipses.

Carmell

Don't give him a big head.  And that crazy novice decided I was going to be queen.  Could not get him to understand that NO Micaelis was NOT king and I was NOT going to be queen.  Troll is what I call it.