Memorable quotes

Bonko

Message #6521       Sent by <Naga>

5/01/11:36 Could totally phase in and re-snipe him from the post office. .

You sent the following message to <Naga>:

Have fun with that issue response :P.

Message #6522       Sent by <Naga>

5/01/11:37 Dear Meletus, <Eleusian> harvests plants, I harvest tears. If I'm not allowed to harvest 

tears, then I don't think forestals should be allowed to harvest plants.

Message #6523       Sent by <Naga>

5/01/11:38 Worth a shot, at least. Maybe I'll threaten to stop buying credits.

)

Chryenth

Tahquil said:

A) get along like a house on fire or but heads like noone's business. 

What's the difference?

A results in screams, flames, and people running for safety.

B results in screams, flames, and other people running for safety.

Silas

(Order): Aldair says, "What is everyone up to?"

(Order): Bahtell says, "Hunting."

(Order): Tesha says, "Oh, just planning."

(Order): You say, "I'm contemplating a new underwear range."

(Order): Aldair says, "Umm."

(Order): Aldair says, "Okay."

(Order): Bahtell says, "Thanks for sharing."

(Order): You say, "Of course."

(Order): Tesha says, "And you disapproved of my bellyring!"

(Order): You say, "It's not an Aarashi underwear range."

(Order): Tesha says, "I do not think you can create something without putting yourself in it, though."

(Order): You say, "Is that a pun?"

(Order): Tesha says, "Three or four layered, yes."

...

(Order): Aurora says, "Excusing the fact that Silas has chosen to desecrate My hearing with discussion about his no doubt perfume-drenched lingerie, greetings, My Aarashi."

(Order): You say, "Haha."

(Order): Aldair says, "Hail, Lightbringer."

(Order): Bahtell says, "Oh my."

(Order): You say, "Hail, my Lady."

(Order): Bahtell says, "Yes, likely dripping with musk."

(Order): You say, "Dripping with... never mind."

(Order): Aldair says, "I really did not need that visualization."

You hear a buzzing, crackling noise from above. A pencil-wide bolt of sizzling energy, too small to be anything but a warning, arcs through the heavens towards you, striking your body and spreading into a glowing azure outline as it burns brightly before dissipating.

(Order): Bahtell says, "Please excuse me while I go scrub my brain."

(Order): You say, "I earned that one."

(Order): Antonius says, "You always do."

Synbios

ANNOUNCE NEWS #3848

Date: 05/01/2013 at 19:11

From: Tecton, the Terraformer

To  : Everyone

Subj: Druid classlead changes

We're pleased to announce our classlead changes for the Druid class, the

details are as follows:

* NEGATE (Hydra) will always strip caloric before all other defences.

* REFLEXES have been added to basilisk morph.

* FORESTBINDING (Groves) hinderance will no longer affect members of

  forestal organisations.

* GROVE LOOK will no longer show a third person message to those in

  the room with the grove owner.

* IGNITE (Wyvern) has been added. Allowing wyvern morph to instantly

  summon blue fire at a high willpower cost.

* Shield tattoos can not be enacted while off-balance on the third

  group of heads.

Penned by My hand on the 22nd of Valnuary, in the year 624 AF.

Batang

If I was still druid...I would be all WOOOHOOO

 

Now...I'm meh.

Delphinus

The usefulness of some of that is a little questionable, but others have me all like

Sidonia

* REFLEXES have been added to basilisk morph.

^this would excite me if glare/gaze were balance and not EQ

Jiraishin

@Chryenth Terry Pratchett references again?

Bonko

So after Hirst telling us yesterday that he was going to trigger radiance to write journal, this is what happens today (from Thiev's point of view):

You focus your mind, and begin to concentrate on forming a mind lock with Hirst.

H:5475(100%), M:5210(92%) 98%w, 100%e 14.8% x|cdbk- 15:59:42.881 (90)(-182m, 3.2%) 

You take a long drag off your pipe. (5 malachite left)

H:5475(100%), M:5210(92%) 98%w, 100%e 14.8% x|cdbk- 15:59:43.299 (90)

You have recovered equilibrium. (1.138s)

H:5475(100%), M:5210(92%) 98%w, 100%e 14.8% ex|cdbk- 15:59:43.310 (90)

You drop a monolith sigil.

H:5475(100%), M:5570(98%) 98%w, 100%e 14.8% ex|cdbk- 15:59:46.127 (90)(+360m, 6.4%) 

Your telepathic efforts are successful, and the mind of Hirst is locked with your own.

H:5475(100%), M:5320(94%) 98%w, 100%e 14.8% ex|cdbk- 15:59:47.273 (90)(-250m, 4.4%) 

You close your mind around Hirst's pitiful telepathic senses, cutting them off from remote 

communication.

H:5475(100%), M:4820(85%) 98%w, 100%e 14.8% x|cdbk- 15:59:48.616 (90)(-500m, 8.9%) 

You have recovered equilibrium. (2.815s)

H:5475(100%), M:4706(83%) 98%w, 100%e 14.8% ex|cdbk- 15:59:51.431 (80)

You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.

H:5475(100%), M:4706(83%) 98%w, 100%e 14.8% ex|cdbkr- 15:59:51.711 (80)

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You summon up your formidable telepathic prowess and allow yourself to drift among the thoughts of 

Hirst.

H:5475(100%), M:4577(81%) 97%w, 100%e 14.8% x|cdbk- 15:59:51.948 (80)(-129m, 2.3%) 

You take a long drag off your pipe. (4 malachite left)

H:5475(100%), M:4577(81%) 97%w, 100%e 14.8% x|cdbk- 15:59:52.625 (80)

You have recovered equilibrium. (2.726s)

(p) H:5475(100%), M:4376(77%) 97%w, 100%e 14.8% ex|cdbk- 15:59:55.359 (80)(-201m, 3.6%) 

You bow your head, and concentrate on preparing a channel for your mental power.

(p) H:5475(100%), M:3576(63%) 96%w, 100%e 14.8% x|cdbk- 15:59:55.792 (80)(-800m, 14.2%) 

You focus your mind, allowing the image of Hirst to form a picture within your mind's eye.

(p) H:5475(100%), M:3834(68%) 96%w, 100%e 14.8% x|cdbk- 16:00:00.382 (80)(+258m, 4.6%) 

--> Hirst: write journal

Lukan

@Hirst is a gigantic noob.

Chryenth

Jiraishin said:

@Chryenth Terry Pratchett references again?

Always. If I can fit them into a (non-English) exam, I can fit them anywhere, right?

Nemutaur

Bonko said:

So after Hirst telling us yesterday that he was going to trigger radiance to write journal, this is what happens today (from Thiev's point of view):

Wow...I'd get a trigger to astralform at most maybe, but WRITE JOURNAL is in my eyes abusing a mechanic to escape death.

Agravain

HELP HONOR, Nemutaur. It is.

Ruth

That's a silly trigger, highly abusable too >.>

Bonko

This is just one of the reasons I love @Jurixe:

A dashing troubadour shouts, "Typical Mhaldorian artists, only willing to perform when there's 

hardly any audience!"

Nagarani Jurixe Nithilar yells, "The show must go on even for the few! Those present are certainly 

welcome to witness Mhaldorian culture at its finest, considering my gracious invitation was so 

rudely declined!"

Nagarani Jurixe Nithilar yells, "Twould hardly be fair to deprive Cyrene of the privilege, and so we 

have brought the performance to your very doorstep!"

Daslin

I'll admit, I lol'd irl.

Skye

Grithaxodon, the Beast says, "Mama?"

Wysteria

Skye said:

Grithaxodon, the Beast says, "Mama?"

Don't ring that bell though.

Mannimar

Ada

I found an old log of pro-sniping while sliding on a toboggan! xD

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/29639155/yayshooting_14-Dec-2011.html

Verrucht

Bonko said:

This is just one of the reasons I love @Jurixe:

A dashing troubadour shouts, "Typical Mhaldorian artists, only willing to perform when there's 

hardly any audience!"

Nagarani Jurixe Nithilar yells, "The show must go on even for the few! Those present are certainly 

welcome to witness Mhaldorian culture at its finest, considering my gracious invitation was so 

rudely declined!"

Nagarani Jurixe Nithilar yells, "Twould hardly be fair to deprive Cyrene of the privilege, and so we 

have brought the performance to your very doorstep!"

Declined as such:

You read what is written on a gilded letter of proclamation:

Viceroy,

I apologise if you felt that I had dismissed your letter out of hand. That is not the case at all. In fact, I found your letter absolutely hilarious and have been showing it around. When I feel down or sad, I just read your missive and it cheers me right up, giving me quite the smile. To read something so preposterous and ridiculous is rare and truly it touched me to the very core of my non-blackened heart.

While I am sure there is such a thing as Mhaldorian Culture, I am also equally sure that it is the cultural equivalent of flinging your droppings at one another while grunting and yowling when compared to the culture of any civilised city. Further, the expectation for Cyrenians to pay a minimum of 50,000 gold to a city that consistantly raids their home somehow manages to be both laughable and insulting, so I will give you my kudos for that bit of emotional confusion.

Needless to say, no Cyrenian will be attending your Gala, as the very idea of rubbing shoulders with Mhaldorian elites makes most of us throw up a little bit into our mouths. However, we would invite anyone who truly appreciates culture to consider a lifestyle change and begin the process of moving to Cyrene. For most of you, I would imagine it's a one million gold fine and a sixty year enemy term, but let's face it. It'll be worth it to no longer be Mhaldorian.

With fondness,

Verrucht.

It has been signed with:

    Sable, a pair of swords in saltire Argent, the arms of Verrucht

Jiraishin

I like her response better.

Vayne

Declining Jurixe's letter was a blast.

Vayne

Salutations Minister,

I am glad that the Isle seeks other means to spread what it heralds as
the only good and profitable truth via mediums that do not entail mere
brute force, however much an afterthought it might be.

However, I will have you know that neither I nor the Crown has any such
desire to give heed nor exposure to any supposed culture emanating from
the West, however ever fine it may purport itself to be. The grand
opportunity to bask in the glory of the Mhaldorian elite is an honour
the Crown must regrettably decline.

Any knowledge the Isle secretly hordes is wasted and neglected, paling
in comparison to the simple glory of the Seven Truths. It would be
offensive that Mhaldor, of all places, would dare to call others
short-sighted in declining such a gracious and rare offer, were it not
so laughable.

So consider Hashan’s choice made. Nevertheless, if it be sincere, the
Crown would be no less than thrilled to see the Isle expanding its
horizons, as you so elegantly put it, through the pursuit of knowledge.
I look forward to hearing about your historic celebration the Iniquitous
Gala is sure to be, though regrettably it must be second hand; I have no
doubt that it will eclipse even the Lucretian Athenaeum’s grand soiree.

Regrettably Yours,
Vayne des Valois
It has been signed with:
    Azure, on a bordure argent, a fleur-de-lis Or and a crown Or, the arms of Vayne

Sybilla

Lyaeus, the travelling bard sidles up to you, a hopeful smile on his face.

Lyaeus, the travelling bard says, "How about spending some time with this weary traveller?"

Lyaeus, the travelling bard nudges you suggestively.

You say to Lyaeus, the travelling bard in a rich, contralto voice, "Only if you've a song about Ashtan."

An old sailor slaps his thighs and guffaws like an old man.

An old sailor exclaims, "Aye, Ashtan is the place to be, mate!"

Lyaeus, the travelling bard taps his hoof thoughtfully on the floor.

Lyaeus, the travelling bard says, "This song, entitled "A song for Mhaldor", was composed by the talented Ulrike Dracrotalus around the year 370AF"."

:-L Thanks Lyaeus.

Berenene

Wow, that was all kinds of creepy.

Alcinae

Mhashtan

Sabiru

Vayne said:

I will have you know that neither I nor the Crown has any such
desire to give heed nor exposure to any supposed culture emanating from
the West

Regrettably Yours,
Vayne des Valois
It has been signed with:
    Azure, on a bordure argent, a fleur-de-lis Or and a crown Or, the arms of Vayne

The Spirit Walkers

                       [HOUSE LEADERSHIP]
               Government Form: Dictatorship
                   Term Ending: 13th of Miraman, 639 AF

       Prophet of the Fortress: Mannimar
                        Patron: Ourania
             Head of Newcomers: Kachan

                    [CURRENTLY IN THE REALM]
                Newcomer aides: (nobody)
                Able to induct: (nobody)

       The House Heraldic Arms: Sable, an annulet Or
             Classes permitted: Apostate

Hmm.

Achilles

The Spirit Walkers

                       [HOUSE LEADERSHIP]

               Government Form: Dictatorship

                   Term Ending: 13th of Miraman, 639 AF

       Prophet of the Fortress: Mannimar

                        Patron: Ourania

             Head of Newcomers: Kachan

                    [CURRENTLY IN THE REALM]

                Newcomer aides: (nobody)

                Able to induct: (nobody)

       The House Heraldic Arms: Sable, an annulet Or

             Classes permitted: Shaman, Occultist, Apostate, and Alchemist

Berenene

I don't get it?