Memorable quotes

Delphinus

Not sure what you're on about. Dancing Bears is an amazing sword name.

Katzchen

Delphinus said:

Not sure what you're on about. Dancing Bears is an amazing sword name.

I'm not @Tesha!

Melodie

I got Dancing Abomination, recently. Too bad I had no plans of going to Mhaldor.

Dancing Bears instantly brings up the movie "Anastasia" for me, though, so I giggled.

Jarrod

Krypton said:

Like a mountain against the wind, a storm bull is standing here, motionless.
He is called 'Unstopabull.'

He can dance all day he can dance all day, try and stop him, TRY and stop him.

Lukan

Just don't visit dancing bear dot com. That's a bad idea. Don't do it at all.

Xenomorph

Today's fun fact:  Almost 2/3 of all Mhaldor News posts occurred in the year 2005 and prior.

By my standards, those are bar napkin scribbles. And by your standards, my posts are invitations for free pinkeye.

Xli

(Market): You say, "Brokering shop leases in Targossas. Send 100000 gold with your sealed bids. Only 

winning bids will be notified."

3998h, 2872m, 18890e, 16310w cexkdb-t 23:13:04:479

[Deshi intro stuff]

3998h, 2872m, 18890e, 16310w cexkdb-t 23:13:56:813

Silas has formally declared you an enemy of the City of Targossas.

Bonko

Riding the currents with an easy grace, a blue-grey mountain swift gradually descends in wheeling 

spirals. Swooping just above your head, it briskly relinquishes a letter into your outstretched 

hands before flapping its wings and rising smoothly into the firmament.

You are holding:

      letter240926        a festive letter of invitation

Made using crisp, white paper of fine quality, this letter is neatly furled and tied with a festive 

ribbon. A fanciful border in inviting hues embellishes the perimeter in swirling scrolls. At the 

centre of the letterhead, an enticing script declares, "Formal Invitation".

It has 10 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Zigfrey, the Xorani Virtuoso (a denizen).

A festive letter of invitation is holding:

"dress343566"                           an elegant serpentine silk wedding dress

"boots396739"                           torturous ebon ankle boots with spiked heels

You read what is written on a festive letter of invitation:

Dear Bonko,

You are cordially invited to the wedding of yourself and Earionduil

Moliuvia at the Black Cathedral in Mhaldor upon the 24th of Valnuary,

624.

As I understand your concept of fashion to be quite.. different.. I have

included your bridal attire.

Don't be late.. it's a very important date!

Melodie

Those swifts always make me smile.

Laila

Bonko dies gasping for breath, asphyxiated by the power of Minion Thiev Fuil'gra's kai.

Message #1629       Sent by Bonko
4/26/9:56 D*** too big I choked.

-shows Thiev Bonko msg-

Message #1630       Sent by Thiev
4/26/9:57 ...Words can't even...

 

I guess some of these new deathsight messages need rethinking.... *snicker*

Hataru

(Party): Bonko says, "Message #5670 Sent by Kard 4/26/13:34 We really need sewers heh."

(Party): Bonko says, "You sent the following message to Kard: You mean in door rooms so people can't fly into the city isn't enough?"

(Party): Ruth says, "They have islands."

(Party): Bonko says, "Message #5671 Sent by Kard 4/26/13:35 Oooh? Our entrance is indoors? I didn't even notice."

(Party): Dontarion says, "Eleusis doesnt have a sewer."

(Party): Bonko says, "You sent the following message to Kard: Perhaps if you spent more time 

defending your own city instead of others..."

 

(Party): Bonko says, "Zing."

(Whiners Anonymous): Dontarion says, "LOL BONKO."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "Hahahahahaahahah."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "ZING."

(Whiners Anonymous): Ruth says, "Harsh, lol."

Shunsui

Shut up I luffs our indoor entrance don't take it away. 

Hataru

@Shunsui No.

Echald

Could have a compromise where you can only enter the city from the sewers.

Dunn

I enjoyed Shallam sewer raids. No guards and very slim chance of world burn~

Kresslack

Akaya tells you, "What was that all about last month?"

Akaya tells you, "Hello?"

You tell Master Akaya Wildfang-Ashaela, "It was for your series of Blackwind chokes on me earlier."

Akaya tells you, "That's bullshit."

Akaya tells you, "That was a grief kill."

You tell Master Akaya Wildfang-Ashaela, "Don't start randomly attacking people you've no reason to 

attack then."

Akaya tells you, "Your full of crap and just looking to attack people."

reply actually, you can ask anyone, I don't attack people outside of raids and duels usually.

That person has chosen to ignore you.

Quality interaction right there.

Dunn

I had a contract on him once and he sat in the Kastalia temple on Meropis talking tough for hours.

Jonathin

I wish I would have saved that log from the raid last night where I had people choking, starring, meteoring, and doppie-warping me while I just sat there above 90% health the entire time. mm mm good. Had to run away because I started getting afraid of radiance, and combined with doppie hang et all, I didn't think I'd be able to get out in time. Riding my pegasus is a double-edged sword. No tumble for me.

Ereshka

@Dunn sorry I'm not sorry about hiring you... three times on him.

Dunn

It's fine. I love raiding Cyrene to kill one person.

It wasn't hours of my time or anything. Really, it's okay. No, stop. Don't worry about it.

No, really.

Ereshka

Except I know you do so.... ^.^

I'll make sure to hire you on him again after I purposefully make him mad again!

Cahin

@Kresslack

Akaya used to enter my room multiple times daily to try to piety/judge me.  His reasoning was that I was often in the company of a thief, Antidas, and he had vowed to hunt all thieves and their associates. 

He was good xp, but eventually it got obsessively annoying.  Good to see that he hasn't changed.

Halos

You quickly toss slate blue historian's robes to a sun-hued kitten, who catches it nimbly.

You have recovered balance on all limbs. 

A sun-hued kitten peers at you unscrupulously.

The breeze carries the sound of a fishmonger's grating voice to you.

A sun-hued kitten slowly works her way out from the robes.

A sun-hued kitten gives slate blue historian's robes to you.

that's adorable

ALSO: 

Sothantos arrives from the south.

A sun-hued kitten stares pointedly at Sothantos and utters a deep, threatening growl, swishing her tail in agitation.

Yeah. Smart kitten. She knows whats what.

Sothantos

You empty out a stained goat-hide wineskin on top of a sun-hued kitten, covering her in water.

A sun-hued kitten stares implacably at you.

A sun-hued kitten shakes herself out, growling in feline disgust as she sulks away behind the fountain to 

clean herself.

Tahquil

An ancient wyrm rears back its head and spits a thin white fluid at your face. You scream out as the poisonous fluid burns into your skin.

Hurr.. hurr.. hurr....

Wilhelmina

Tahquil

@Wilhelmina : Player pics is over here.

Melodie

@Sothantos only thinks he won that! Never get into a disagreement with a cat.

Sothantos adjusts his gloves.

Bending down, Sothantos extends a hand experimentally to the kitten.

Terra frowns and says, "It's sleeping."

Sothantos prods a sun-hued kitten in the chest.

A sun-hued kitten opens a single eye, a small, rumbling growl emitting from her form in warning.

Purifier Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing looks sceptical and says, "It's so passive."

A sun-hued kitten tells you, "Sothantos emoted at me: prod."

You look sceptical and say with a flowing, cultured accent, "Not for long at your rate."

Purifier Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing says, "How Cyrenian."

Sothantos prods a sun-hued kitten in the chest.

Sothantos straightens.

A sun-hued kitten suddenly launches herself at Sothantos, sinking her teeth into the leg of his trousers as her claws dig in.

Terra attempts to stifle her amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Sothantos stares implacably at a sun-hued kitten.

Terra says to Sothantos, "You deserved that."

Sothantos shakes his leg, looking vaguely bemused.

A sun-hued kitten growls as fiercely as a small kitten can, using her claws to begin shredding the cloth beneath her.

You say amusedly with a flowing, cultured accent, "Well now you've done it."

Sothantos pauses a moment, staring at nothing in particular to gather his thoughts.

Sothantos grunts noncommittally.

Terra shakes her head sadly from side to side.

Purifier Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing says, "It'll never make it through the leather."

Sothantos turns his attention away from the kitten dangling from his leg, glancing to Terra.

Terra asks Sothantos, "Finished playing with the kitten?"

Purifier Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing says, "Cats are pointless."

Purifier Sothantos de l'Evanoir, Lord of the Crossing says, "Purely decorative in function."

A sun-hued kitten begins clawing her way up Sothantos' leg, inching up past his waist and around to his back.

Sothantos twitches spasmodically.

Sothantos attempts to shake a kitten from his jerkin.

A sun-hued kitten sinks her claws in deeper, making slow progress upwards, yowling at Sothantos in agaitation.

Scowling now, Sothantos turns around somewhat futilely, twisting to try to dislodge the persistent animal.

Echald says in a clicking and chittering voice, "It's going for the behead."

Terra looks sceptical and says to Sothantos, "I think it's beating you."

A sun-hued kitten makes her way to the top of Sothantos' back, steadying herself despite the onslaught of movement. After a moment, she sinks her sharp teeth into the back of his neck.

Jerking forwards, startled, Sothantos's hand flies to the back of his neck as he bites back a curse.

A sun-hued kitten manages to tear at the tender flesh, swiping a paw at the hand suddenly before her. She leaps off Sothantos, landing nimbly on her feet before slinking back to Terra, licking at her bloodied maw in satisfaction.

A sun-hued kitten calmly returns to cleaning herself with tongue and paw.

Sothantos removes a pair of leather gloves.

Sothantos touches the back of his neck with a faint wince, frowning down as blood comes away on his fingers.

Sothantos stares implacably at a sun-hued kitten.

A sun-hued kitten meows endearingly at Sothantos.

Sothantos considers his scabbard.

Terra says to Sothantos, "Don't be a sore loser."

Terra dismisses Sothantos with a wave of her hand.

Sothantos gives Terra a pained sigh.

Sothantos grunts noncommittally at a sun-hued kitten.

Iocun

So that's why you asked whether pets could tmote.

Kresslack

The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

The ball finally settles down on 15 (black).

Scabs, the pirate exclaims to you, "We have a winner! You've won 50000 gold!" He returns the stakes 

for your winning bets, and hands you your winnings.

Bad influences can sometimes be a good thing!