Memorable quotes

Daslin

You gather together the inks that are needed in order to create the mindseye tattoo.

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You gather the dry inks together in one hand, mixing them together into a morass of colour.

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Raising your hand to your mouth, you begin to gently blow the inks into the air.

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The ink momentarily swirls above some gold sovereigns's left arm and then begins to adhere.

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Concentrating, you force the ink to begin forming into the shape of a mindseye.

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As the mindseye tattoo's shape is codified, the last of the ink leaves the air, and you pause for a 

moment to admire your handiwork.

Xer

I started a behead on some gold sovereigns when it was meant for Hanley >.> I kept going though, and it went through so it was all good haha.

Xenomorph

My gods, Im surprised anti-OIA propaganda didn't drop this shit grenade in leaflets over Mhaldor years ago. This is back when I had to take a nap and get burped between writing my sentences. I was a little tuckered out from posting a whole page!

My horribly shitty first post.....      

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PUBLIC NEWS #8536

Date: 07/05/2001 at 08:02

From: Praetorian Infernal Xenomorph, Knight of the Citadel

To  : Everyone

Subj: I will stop exterminating

write I am sorry for exterminating forests, I was doing an experiment, I

didnt know the rules of Druids and Sentinels I publically apologize.

quit

help

 

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Daedalan, in the year 281 AF.

Tahquil

Jaryn tells you, "Are you an alchie."

4642h, 3839m, 19986e, 22940w cexb-

Jaryn tells you, "Holic."

Kyrra

You see Dreadborn Bonko shout, "Kyrra."

Bonko attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Beloved Nat Inamora shouts, "She's hiding."

Ringing through the ether on a resonating harmonic, the voice of the Great Bard resounds, "Keep
pillow talk to the pillow, please."

You see Dreadborn Bonko shout, "Oh Kyrra, the way you prop that totem pole gets me all worked up!"

You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly, a bolt of red, crackling energy strikes Bonko.
 His body arches as his mouth opens in a noiseless scream. Crimson fire erupts out of his eye
sockets and mouth and his charred body crumples to the ground.
Bonko has been slain by Scarlatti.
A headless corpse falls from Bonko's corpse.

Bonko

Entrapment.

Kyrra gives a ram's horn to you.

Kyrra tells you, "Enjoy it until it resets ."

Katzchen

And just exactly how did that turn into Scarlatti claiming Bonko seduced his cat?


Ringing through the ether on a resonating harmonic, the voice of the Great Bard resounds, "Keep pillow talk to the pillow, please."

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.
Bonko has bled out, slain by the might of Scarlatti, the Great Bard.

(Scarlatti's Commune): You say, "I'm sure I've heard you breaking this 'rule' yourself some time, Lord."

(Scarlatti's Commune): Scarlatti says, "Rules are Mine to make and Mine to break."

(Scarlatti's Commune): You say, "Fair enough, I suppose."

(Scarlatti's Commune): Katia says, "How very mhaldorian of you Chiefy."

(Scarlatti's Commune): You say, "Indeed. I approve."

(Scarlatti's Commune): You say, "What did the Clown do exactly, try to whisper sweet nothings in your ear?"

(Scarlatti's Commune): Scarlatti says, "If only he had been whispering, I daresay it could have been avoided!"

(Scarlatti's Commune): You say, "You can hardly blame him, can you? A poor young slave of his persuasion, finding himself enamoured with a God such as yourself?"

(Scarlatti's Commune): Scarlatti says, "Me, My kitten, tomayto, tomahto."

(Scarlatti's Commune): You say, "He... was... seducing Your kitten?"

(Scarlatti's Commune): Scarlatti says, "It's best not to enquire further."

Ourania

Xenomorph said:

My gods, Im surprised anti-OIA propaganda didn't drop this shit grenade in leaflets over Mhaldor years ago. This is back when I had to take a nap and get burped between writing my sentences. I was a little tuckered out from posting a whole page!

My horribly shitty first post.....      

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PUBLIC NEWS #8536

Date: 07/05/2001 at 08:02

From: Praetorian Infernal Xenomorph, Knight of the Citadel

To  : Everyone

Subj: I will stop exterminating

write I am sorry for exterminating forests, I was doing an experiment, I

didnt know the rules of Druids and Sentinels I publically apologize.

quit

help

 

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Daedalan, in the year 281 AF.

I'm going to print this out and put it on my note board of shame.

Achilles

- 2013/04/24 02:15:23 - Achilles dies gasping for breath, asphyxiated by the power of Archdragon 

Mizik Corten, Herald of Ruin's kai. <-- AFK

- 2013/04/24 02:16:04 - Achilles dies gasping for breath, asphyxiated by the power of Kohai Jhui 

Ta'sa, Ashuran Tiger's kai. <-- AFK

Aldair gathers your broken corpse into her arms and embraces it gently.

You are pulled back from the brink of eternity and open your eyes among the living once more. - Rezzed while AFK

- 2013/04/24 02:23:08 - Achilles has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Corporal Hirst 

da'Miras. - AFK

Crap, bring back saferoom so I can watch the NBA playoffs in peace.

Katzchen

@Achilles there is a clear and easy solution to this. Don't afk.

Achilles

someone needs to watch the paint dry in Targossas.

Dunn

God know that feel. We've painted battlements like four times just to watch it.

Kyrra

You have?

Dunn

You haven't seen us doing it? Damn.

Jhui

Achilles said:

Crap, bring back saferoom so I can watch the NBA playoffs in peace.

Now I feel bad.  

Not for killing you afk, but for raiding over watching the playoffs...Shame on me

Yiwen

Lakers play tomorrow so you didn't miss anything important.

Kyrra

@Dunn, too many totems around the city need a regular loving touch. I don't spend enough time on the battlements to know what you men do.

Kenway

EDIT: Fair enough

Daslin

edit:I'll tiredly edit mine as well.

Kyrra

I don't know what's worse, Daslin's response or Kenway's posting it.

Daslin

edit:And this one.

Katzchen

(Mhaldor): Bonko says, "Disregard my calls for help."

Dreadborn Bonko yells, "Help! Help!"

You tell Dreadborn Bonko, "You get off on this, don't you? I swear, every month. You just love to see those guards come running."

Bonko arrives from the east.

Bonko tells you in Mhaldorian, "They're strapping men *orgasm*."

You tell Dreadborn Bonko, "I... don't... want to know what *orgasm* would sound like through a telepathic channel."

Kresslack

Well, enjoy watching the blood dry as well then.

Achilles

Bathrooms are never safe

Folding the Veil of reality, you bend your mighty will to seek out Kresslack.

Grimy bathroom.

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This area is unnaturally flooded with water. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A black 

Zarathustran stallion stands stoically here, muscles shifting beneath his ebon coat. An obsidian eye 

sigil is here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.  Droch Cahin 

Nithilar stands here, eyes focused intently on the empty space before him (1st). He wields a bard's 

lyre in his left hand and an ornate steel rapier in his right. Sir Arador Aristata, Disciplinarian 

of the Maldaathi stands here, eyes focused intently on the empty space before him (2nd). Executor 

Katzchen Xanatov, Squire of Arador stands here, eyes focused intently on the empty space before her 

(3rd). She wields a ranger's bow in both hands. Blade Aspirant Kresslack De'Verres, Sentry of 

Mhaldor stands here, eyes focused intently on the empty space before him (4th). He wields a darkbow 

in both hands. Minion Thiev Fuil'gra is here. Minion Cesarina stands here, eyes focused intently on 

the empty space before her (5th). Lady Ruth Yuridja-Keyte, Sartai Navarch is here. Her face is 

partially concealed beneath a raised hood. Minion Crylox, Disciple of Sherazad is here. Droch 

Earionduil Moliuvia is here. He wields an elemental staff in his right hand.

You see a single exit leading south.

I see you @Ruth

Kresslack

Lady Kyrra Drac'Kal, Totem Mistress yells, "GET AWAY FROM MY TOTEMS."

Krypton

Like a mountain against the wind, a storm bull is standing here, motionless.
He is called 'Unstopabull.'

Tesha

That is almost as good as Raspbeary. (omg, or 'Unbearabull')

Kuheh

So a portal had been opening to me in Ashtan, and as naturally curious as I am, I entered it. 

You step through a sonic portal.

Combat Scriptures.

A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here (raido: return location). Elode 

stands here with a soft smile on her face. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 

2 Shornwall defenders here. An attentive Duskmere brawler stands ready with his halberd, his keen 

eyes missing nothing. There are 2 Riverwall bow-maidens here. Spreading its majestic golden wings, a 

giant eagle searches the ground with piercing eyes.   You see a sign indicating there are WARES for 

sale here.

You see a single exit leading east.

Your blindness is cured by a wunjo rune on a totem.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

3382h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w cexkd[transf]-(writhe)

You begin trying to wrest your mind free of that which has transfixed it.

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You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.814s)

3382h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w cexkd[transf]-

With effortless ease, a Duskmere brawler smashes his halberd into you, breaking bones with an 

audible snap.

Your left leg breaks with a loud crack.

Your left arm breaks with a loud crack.

2208h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w cexkd[la1 transf ll1]-(apply renewal to legs|sip vitality)(-1174h, 34.

7%) 

You take out some balm and quickly rub it on your legs.

The bones in your left leg mend. (0.077s)

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You take a drink from an ebony vial.

The tonic heals and soothes you.

2871h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w cexkd[la1 transf]-(+663h, 19.6%) 

Hooking a silver-strung bow around your throat, a Riverwall bow-maiden jerks back sharply, the razor 

sharp thread cutting into your neck and sending a fountain of scarlet blood spraying across the 

ground.

1798h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w cexkd[la1 transf]-(eat potash)(-1073h, 31.7%) 

What do you want to eat?

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Stepping in closer to you, a Shornwall defender slams the butt of his broadsword against the side of 

your head.

852h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w cexkd[la1 transf]-(-946h, 28.0%) 

You may apply another salve or balm to yourself.

852h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w cexkd[la1 transf]-(apply renewal to arms)

You continue trying to wrest your mind free.

852h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w cexkd[la1 transf]-

You take out some balm and quickly rub it on your arms.

The bones in your left arm mend. (1.149s)

852h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w cexkd[transf]-

(eat potash)

What do you want to eat?

852h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w cexkd[transf]-

Hooking a silver-strung bow around your throat, a Riverwall bow-maiden jerks back sharply, the razor 

sharp thread cutting into your neck and sending a fountain of scarlet blood spraying across the 

ground.

You have been slain by a Riverwall bow-maiden.

(svo): Your max health decreased by 201h/6% to 3181.

(svo): We died.

(p) 0h, 2836m, 15810e, 12795w ex-(-852h, 26.8%) 

You exclaim, "Man down!"

Delphinus

Santar tells you, "How did you get the shop?"

You tell Santar, "I am the last of the shopmages, born into a long legacy of mercantomancy."

Santar tells you, "Ah, well that sounds like a reasonable explanation."

Katzchen

Murad polishes the steel with a fine cloth, inspecting the blade for any imperfections. Finding none, he turns and reverently presents the sword to you with both hands.

Murad exclaims, "I give you Dancing Bears!"

At least... he gives me interesting blades? There's a bright side to this somewhere, right? I'm not sure if it's better or worse than the last one 'Abiding Stags'. BM isn't Eleusian, so...