ANNOUNCE NEWS #4303 (04/01/2015 at 01:32) From : Tecton, the Terraformer To : Everyone Subject: April Promotion - Part 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This would normally be the time that I'd announce our exciting new promotion, but, due to unforeseen circumstances, we're going to push that back a day. I know you guys are disappointed, but to make up for it, you can still enjoy a 30% credit bonus, as well as Humgii racing tickets with every purchase of 25cr or more! Stay tuned! Penned by My hand on the 11th of Scarlatan, in the year 680 AF.
Years of April Fool's jokes on Announce, and now they can't tell us the new promotion because no one will believe it.
- (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place." - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely." - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")." - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish." - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
It was less an assumption, more like "Given the value of x is less than 0" sort of thing. Not necessarily true, but required for the following stuff to work.
This made me laugh so hard. As soon as he was up he came back and sassed me for not coming in to be a prism target quick enough. Then it came to light he was using an auto door opener, which I specifically asked everyone to not use for this very reason 1-2 days prior. At the time, he had debated the pros to using it. huehuehue
(Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."
(Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."
(Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."
In trying to teach several new people how to get around I found them not paying attention to rooms, specifically opening doors phased, enough. So I asked them to keep that sort of reflexive movement (and of course pay attention to where they're going) to a minimum while sneaking more or less.
(Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."
(Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."
(Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."
(Mhaldor): Carmain says, "*waltz*." (Mhaldor): Carmain says, "Ignore please." (Mhaldor): Ruth says, "Off, off with your head. Dance and you're dead. Heads will roll on the floor."
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
My command separator is '|||'. That's like, three times as cool as yours.
Okay, it's just three times yours.
You can't even do that
Unless they changed it, you can pick any string as long as it doesn't contain alphanumerics.
I tested it with ~!@#$%^&*()_+ or something like that.
For a brief moment, my command separator was ~!@#$%^&*()_+
Keep in mind though that, if you're trying to go from | to |||, you're gonna have to go to something other than | first, because that | will... y'know... separate the command... >_>
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I know I'm not normally standing at Stygian but calm down (this went on for another few minutes)
Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."
(Cyrene):Verrucht says, "I like to jam my thumb into people's eyes as a greeting. That way I always
(Cyrene): Evey says, "Is traditional gesture of respect.
(Cyrene): Verrucht says, "I wear a helmet for just that reason, Evey."
(Cyrene): Evey happily says, "I have a helmet."
Years of April Fool's jokes on Announce, and now they can't tell us the new promotion because no one will believe it.
(Mhaldor): Novice1 says, "Hail, Mhaldor."
(Mhaldor): SomeCR2+ says, "Silence, Slave."
- With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
- (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
- Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
- Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."
Ethoas meets a bloody end, bludgeoned into an unrecognisable mess by a Brighthold watchman.
4300h, 4285m, 20381e, 20400w excdbkh 44.9- 22:59:11.390
send("wield dirk eye")
send("wield dirk whip")
send("get eye from bag|wield dirk eye|throw eye|wield dirk whip")
Okay, it's just three times yours.
(Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."
(Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."
(Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."
(Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."
(Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."
(Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."
(Mhaldor): Carmain says, "Ignore please."
(Mhaldor): Ruth says, "Off, off with your head. Dance and you're dead. Heads will roll on the floor."
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
I am a fan.
Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."
I tested it with ~!@#$%^&*()_+ or something like that.
For a brief moment, my command separator was ~!@#$%^&*()_+
Keep in mind though that, if you're trying to go from | to |||, you're gonna have to go to something other than | first, because that | will... y'know... separate the command... >_>