Memorable quotes

Blujixapug

ain't no shame 'lodie do your thang
just make sure u ahead of the game

Jovolo

They should at least change the word taint pls

Merador

I played this game for a number of years before I came to understand that taint is a word for perineum in the states. That was pleasantly surprising. 

Herenicus

      
     

Nylan

Uhhhh....ok. Was surprised to see this in Achaea, but it also really made me laugh. You must always watch for the dropbears.

On the bridge over the Zaphar.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A green-flowered ginseng plant has been planted here. A low-lying wild ginger plant is growing here. A low-slung myrrh bush is here. A purple coneflower grows here, its large stalk straining towards the sky. A lobelia wildflower is growing here. A red elm tree grows here, its branches gently swaying in the breeze. A burdock plant is growing here. A nearby branch is laden with hard-shelled nuts. A small Gaian plinth stands here in harmony with nature. A limestone statue of a crouching warrior woman with her palms flat on the ground is here, set before a stunted yew tree that has been split by a bolt of lightning.

You see exits leading east and west.

An outraged squeal is all you hear before a dropbear lands on your head midway through your harvesting motion. It quickly scampers back up the nearest tree.

You grab hold of a nearby branch and swing nimbly up into the treetops.

In the trees above On the bridge over the Zaphar.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Boorabee, the dropbear, frolics about here.

You see exits leading east and west.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

This little dropbear is surely one of the cutest creatures you have ever seen. His black button nose and heavy-lidded eyes peer up at you curiously, and your immediate instinct is to pick him up and cuddle him. Upon closer inspection though, this may not be the wisest idea, given his rather functional-looking claws. Still, this furry little beast melts your heart.

Boorabee, the Dropbear is a humble-looking creature.

He has 100% health remaining.

He weighs about 450 pounds.

He is loyal to Sog.

You see nothing in it.

You peer at Boorabee, the Dropbear unscrupulously.

Multon

This little dropbear is surely one of the cutest creatures you have ever seen. His black button nose and heavy-lidded eyes peer up at you curiously, and your immediate instinct is to pick him up and cuddle him. Upon closer inspection though, this may not be the wisest idea, given his rather functional-looking claws. Still, this furry little beast melts your heart.

Every time @Multonsees something like this all thought is reduced to, "Must... Resist.... Urge... to KILL..."

Nylan

I was really surprised when I went to harvest and couldn't because it was telling me a dropbear was attacking me.

Amanu

Yeah, it's a one of a kind pet.

Bronislav

You say to Yure in a dark, forceful voice, "Trilliana sends her regards."
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"
You tickle Yure mercilessly!
Yure's eyes widen in surprise as she lets out a startled "MEEP!"

Yure tells you, "ThaT woUlldn'tC have worked if I wasn't druunk And sftttiig on a bencr so I ddon't
fawL over."
You impishly tell Yure, "..Yes it would have."
Yure tells you, "NoP."
Yure tells you, "YyoOu'd only havee been able to ticklee me occe."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU

I've got the touch! I'VE GOT THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Nope, this is still more appropriate:

Kez

@Nylan It also informs Sog that it happened and who triggered it.

Trilliana

Multon said:

This little dropbear is surely one of the cutest creatures you have ever seen. His black button nose and heavy-lidded eyes peer up at you curiously, and your immediate instinct is to pick him up and cuddle him. Upon closer inspection though, this may not be the wisest idea, given his rather functional-looking claws. Still, this furry little beast melts your heart.

Every time @Multonsees something like this all thought is reduced to, "Must... Resist.... Urge... to KILL..."

Delicate and small enough to be held in the palm of your hand, this miniature tengu has wide, bright blue eyes that peer up at you, radiating innocence and trust. With the body of a small, fuzzy kitten covered in soft black fur and sleek raven wings that are spotted with splashes of crimson, she is the epitome of cuddliness.
Sindori, the tiny tengu is a humble-looking creature.
She has 100% health remaining.
She weighs 8 ounce(s).
She is loyal to Trilliana.

Bring it on.

Multon

Trilliana said:

Multon said:

This little dropbear is surely one of the cutest creatures you have ever seen. His black button nose and heavy-lidded eyes peer up at you curiously, and your immediate instinct is to pick him up and cuddle him. Upon closer inspection though, this may not be the wisest idea, given his rather functional-looking claws. Still, this furry little beast melts your heart.

Every time @Multonsees something like this all thought is reduced to, "Must... Resist.... Urge... to KILL..."

Delicate and small enough to be held in the palm of your hand, this miniature tengu has wide, bright blue eyes that peer up at you, radiating innocence and trust. With the body of a small, fuzzy kitten covered in soft black fur and sleek raven wings that are spotted with splashes of crimson, she is the epitome of cuddliness.
Sindori, the tiny tengu is a humble-looking creature.
She has 100% health remaining.
She weighs 8 ounce(s).
She is loyal to Trilliana.

Bring it on.

Trey

- 2015/03/28 04:06:23 - Scherzer says, "What do I do if I'm scared of dieing?"

- 2015/03/28 04:06:24 - Romeo says, "Xlithan I'm sure your city has a place for 

that. Why not use CT to ask them?"

- 2015/03/28 04:06:37 - Xlithan says, "I did, I think they're all drunk."

- 2015/03/28 04:06:41 - Ulrike says, "Join Cyrene, Scherzer."

Siduri

- 2015/03/28 03:57:55 - Xlithan says, "Greetings all."

- 2015/03/28 03:58:08 - Iskla says, "Hihi."

- 2015/03/28 03:59:04 - Xlithan says, "Anything interesting happening at the minute?"

- 2015/03/28 03:59:22 - Kaiu says, "Siduri is sailing a ship?"

- 2015/03/28 03:59:26 - Siduri says, "I'm pretty interesting, but your mileage may vary."

- 2015/03/28 03:59:42 - Xlithan says, "Well, im a little bored right now, where's the party at?"

- 2015/03/28 03:59:53 - Kaiu says, "On Siduri's ship."

- 2015/03/28 03:59:58 - Xlithan says, "Location?"

- 2015/03/28 04:00:01 - Siduri says, "It's a one-girl party."

- 2015/03/28 04:00:06 - Xlithan says, "Ahh I see how it is."

- 2015/03/28 04:00:09 - Kaiu says, "Middle of the ocean."

- 2015/03/28 04:00:21 - Siduri says, "Me, myself, and I. Plus a bottle of vodka."

- 2015/03/28 04:00:40 - Tashlur says, "Shouldn't it be rum ?"

- 2015/03/28 04:00:41 - Szareine says, "Don't drink and dive, Siduri."

- 2015/03/28 04:00:47 - Xlithan says, "I was thinking the same Tashlur."

- 2015/03/28 04:00:51 - Mel says, "Hah."

- 2015/03/28 04:00:58 - Mel says, "Try rum."

- 2015/03/28 04:00:59 - Siduri says, "I have contacts in the potato cartel."

- 2015/03/28 04:01:04 - Xlithan says, "(( Is this chat IC? ))."

- 2015/03/28 04:01:21 - Siduri says, "Yes."

- 2015/03/28 04:01:41 - Eigen says, "Anyone care to spar?"

- 2015/03/28 04:02:05 - Xlithan says, "Don't think I'd last 2 seconds in a sparing ring."

- 2015/03/28 04:02:31 - Xlithan says, "Where is everybody? Lets group up and talk of tales old."

So cute, I hope we can keep him!

Kandra

@Verrucht tells you, "SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT SMILE."

Verrucht tells you, "IT WAS A LIE SMILE."

Verrucht tells you, "*roots around in your mind*."

Verrucht tells you, "*dusts off insecurities*."

Verrucht tells you, "Ooh, shiny!"

Maybe I should've posted this in the psychological damage thread.  

Verrucht

This is obviously a lie. I am a loving e-father.

Kiah

You say in a silvery voice, "Where's Jarrod?"

Kindred Grondson Rousseau's breath scorches the air as he says, "NO SIGN OF HIM, SINCE HE WAS FLYING
ABOVE sOUTHERN rOAD."

Grondson gives a pained sigh.

Grondson gives a pained sigh.

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

You say in a silvery voice, "You're adorable."

Kindred Grondson Rousseau's breath scorches the air as he says, "I HATE THAT ...."

You give Grondson a compassionate hug.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

"Grrrrrr," Grondson says.

"Grrrrrr," Grondson says.

Grondson gives a pained sigh.

You pet Grondson ingratiatingly.

Kindred Grondson Rousseau's breath scorches the air as he says, "Mumbling is my bane."

Grondson slumps down dejectedly.


Poor guy .. always having CAPS issues.  

Saeva

Maybe he just has Voice Immodulation Disorder

Ruth

Shopping for a bookshelf for the Legates is an interesting affair:

Xinna squeezes over to an edge of the room.

Minister Xinna, Dread Legate says to you in Mhaldorian, "You know, there was not much free space in 
here, already, Tyrannus."

You say in Mhaldorian in a quiet, contemplative voice, "I apologize. Do keep an eye out. I am prone 
to knocking down furniture."

You say in Mhaldorian in a quiet, contemplative voice, "You will have to pick up after us."

Subjugator Herose Lichlord, Naga of Suffering says to you in Mhaldorian, "Don't break the bookshelf 
before we buy it!"

You say to Herose in Mhaldorian in a quiet, contemplative voice, "I will endeavour not to, 
Subjugator."

Minister Xinna, Dread Legate says to Herose in Mhaldorian, "The only thing worse than paying 200 
million for a bookshelf."

Minister Xinna, Dread Legate says to Herose in Mhaldorian, "Paying 200 million for a broken 
bookshelf."

Subjugator Herose Lichlord, Naga of Suffering says in Mhaldorian, "It would be diamond encrusted but 
... I have seen the Tyrannus break through a stone wall with that tail."

You say in Mhaldorian in a quiet, contemplative voice, "Diamond would likely take its place as a 
momento in my study. I would steal it."

Subjugator Herose Lichlord, Naga of Suffering says in Mhaldorian, "Ok, so not diamond."

You nod your head in agreement.

Later on..

Herose sits in a pearl-encrusted chair.

Minister Xinna, Dread Legate asks in Mhaldorian, "How does one even determine the price?"

Subjugator Herose Lichlord, Naga of Suffering says in Mhaldorian, "Honestly, pearl-encrusted. Not 
that comfortable."

You sit on a cherrywood chair.

A cherrywood chair groans ominously, threatening to break under Ruth's weight.

Subjugator Herose Lichlord, Naga of Suffering says to you in Mhaldorian, "Get up!"

You stand up, leaving your place on a cherrywood chair. (33.909s)

You say in Mhaldorian in a quiet, contemplative voice, "Of course, Subjugator."

Subjugator Herose Lichlord, Naga of Suffering says to you in Mhaldorian, "You are going to break it! 
And then we will have to deal with Fronck!"

You say in Mhaldorian in a quiet, contemplative voice, "Ah.. I could always shift the blame to a slave."

These are really odd people to shop with.

Sarathai

Ruth said:

You stand up, leaving your place on a cherrywood chair. (33.909s)

It took you almost thirty-four seconds to stand up?

Ruth

I got stuck in the chair.

Bluef

That was adorable. It reminds me of the time Lady Valnurana came to visit me on my ship and pondered aloud how the bow stayed afloat under my dragon weight. Good times.

Bluef

(svo): qw, sorted by members and count:
rogue     (42): Aekesi, Alasheera, Alixie, Amranu, Aurora, Azelhu, Barricon, Bluef, Brissan, Cragheyder, Delrona, Descendents, Devandir, Elania, Exos, Florentino, Grombo, Halgar, Juree, Kalfu, Killian, Leiri, Lianice, Makaela, Mami, Marisella, Miriew, Ranzor, Rekhyr, Rinnan, Saur, Shirszae, Sinann, Sys, Tivn, Triniac, Vadanea, Vasriia, Vialie, Ysela, Ziel and Zillith.

Apparently @Draqoom and @Caladbolg's leaving had quite an affect on Targossas.  

Apparently @Draqoom and @Caladbolg's leaving had quite an affect on Targossas.  

Mini-rant not worth posting on rants: I wish rogues were truly represented by these in-game and SVO counters. Half the people listed there are in a city or House!

Herenicus

General log for the City of Mhaldor:
2015/03/29 01:54:01 - Credits: +6. Reason: Citizen purchase.
2015/03/29 02:35:59 - Zzorvan will now be known as Torzok.
2015/03/29 02:46:12 - Aegoth donated 5000 gold [Reason: rampage cost].
2015/03/29 02:51:56 - Ainly > An arena Rampage game has been started.
2015/03/29 05:26:39 - The City of Ashtan has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2015/03/29 05:30:48 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at Before the gates of the Baelgrim 
Fortress.
2015/03/29 05:31:19 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at Before the gates of the Baelgrim 
Fortress.
2015/03/29 05:31:54 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at Before the gates of the Baelgrim 
Fortress.
2015/03/29 05:32:25 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at Before the gates of the Baelgrim 
Fortress.
2015/03/29 05:32:59 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at Before the gates of the Baelgrim 
Fortress.
2015/03/29 05:37:26 - Jhui slew an infernal wraith.
2015/03/29 05:44:08 - Aegoth has disarmed a hostile tank. Adison, Dartega, Jaybles, Kelandra, 
Kitiara, Lideron, Saeva, Taraus, Titonus, and Vadimuses assisted in the defence.
2015/03/29 05:45:18 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at A guardhouse.
2015/03/29 05:45:58 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at A guardhouse.
2015/03/29 05:46:32 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at A guardhouse.
2015/03/29 05:47:10 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at A guardhouse.
2015/03/29 06:01:39 - The City of Ashtan has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
2015/03/29 06:13:03 - Arkaion will now be known as Reydan.
2015/03/29 06:16:21 - The City of Ashtan has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2015/03/29 06:33:46 - Saeva has disarmed a hostile tank. Adison, Aegoth, Ainly, Dartega, Jaybles, 
Medi, Taraus, Titonus, and Vadimuses assisted in the defence.
2015/03/29 06:34:50 - Vadimuses > totem at A hidden cavern needs fixing.
2015/03/29 06:51:07 - Mizik slew Rhaksul, the Infernal Knight.
2015/03/29 07:06:08 - Saeva has disarmed a hostile tank. Aegoth, Jaybles, and Titonus assisted in 
the defence.
2015/03/29 07:19:03 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at A candlelit physiology laboratory.
2015/03/29 07:30:23 - The City of Ashtan has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
2015/03/29 07:42:10 - The City of Ashtan has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2015/03/29 08:20:10 - The City of Ashtan has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
2015/03/29 09:19:19 - Milenka cityfavoured Multon for: For great efforts and thinking on his feet 
during pressing attacks in the city.
2015/03/29 09:25:17 - Aegoth stationed an infernal wraith at A guardhouse.
2015/03/29 13:29:44 - Carmain donated 10000 gold [Reason: Brae's fine].
2015/03/29 13:29:54 - Carmain declared that Brae is no longer an enemy. Reason: fine paid, time 
served.
2015/03/29 15:10:57 - Herenicus > Auroran shrine goes dark On the northern banks of the Silverveil, 
courtesy of Jaybles, Kuy, Proficy, and myself.
2015/03/29 15:32:54 - Herenicus > ^ to include Kitiara.
2015/03/29 17:14:11 - Xinna > Please remember to note who raided the city, so that I may assign 
charges and bounties.
2015/03/29 17:16:05 - Xinna hired an infernal wraith.
2015/03/29 17:17:59 - Xinna has filed a bounty against Jhui for 'Raiding the city'. The reward is 5 
credits.
2015/03/29 17:18:07 - Xinna has filed a bounty against Mizik for 'Raiding the city'. The reward is 2 
credits.
2015/03/29 17:54:09 - Credits: +3. Reason: Citizen purchase.
2015/03/29 18:15:23 - Proficy has claimed responsibility for the elimination of Iakimen, as outlined 
by bounty #119.

documenting the atrocities

Tharvis

(Newbie): Riiel says, "I have been catching butterflys. Is there a limit to how many you can catch?"

(Newbie): Jonesey says, "The limit is as many as you can catch."

(Newbie): Tsalaak says, "I believe that limit is merely how many you can find before you tire yourself!"

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Eventually, insanity will set in and your mind will crumble."

(Newbie): Romeo says, "But other than that, the sky is the limit."

(Newbie): Tsalaak says, "Well, that's reassuring ^."

(Newbie): Riiel says, "Insanity is my element."

Trilliana

Sailing sailing sailing

A small gremlin appears, negligently throws a parcel at you, then disappears in a puff of acrid smoke.

huhwhat?

Designed to be sent through the post, this small parcel has been wrapped in a coarse brown paper and bound with a strong twine. 

There are no markings on the outer wrapping of this parcel to betray the existence of any contents.

It has 10 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 5 ounce(s).

A small parcel is holding:

"tengu (dead)11029"                     the corpse of a mysterious winged, black tengu

"tengu (dead)43561"                     the corpse of a mysterious winged, black tengu

"tengu (dead)663"                       the corpse of a mysterious winged, black tengu

It contains a total of 3 items of a max of 2.

(lol @Multon, I'm guessing this was you)

also 
It contains a total of 3 items of a max of 2. BUG!

Nicaara

Tharvis said:

(Newbie): Riiel says, "I have been catching butterflys. Is there a limit to how many you can catch?"

(Newbie): Jonesey says, "The limit is as many as you can catch."

(Newbie): Tsalaak says, "I believe that limit is merely how many you can find before you tire yourself!"

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Eventually, insanity will set in and your mind will crumble."

(Newbie): Romeo says, "But other than that, the sky is the limit."

(Newbie): Tsalaak says, "Well, that's reassuring ^."

(Newbie): Riiel says, "Insanity is my element."

I like that Romeo.

Sybilla

For those of you who wonder what it must be like to be on the 'winning' side, and to experience a true glimpse of piracy on the high seas, I give you ~20min of unbridled adventure:

 @Kinilan has invited you to join a party. PARTY ACCEPT to accept the invitation.

You have joined Kinilan's party.

16:59:23.128

(Party): Kinilan says, "Time to ship."

(Party): You say, "Which harbour, cap'n."

<find ship, board>

(Party): You say, "Ballista has minor damage."

A swashbuckler saunters out to the down, moving with the yaw of the ship.

(Party): Kinilan says, "Then you'd better fix it."

The crew raise the ship's gangplank from the harbour.

Organising your tools and materials on deck, you assess the state of a ballista and begin immediate 

restorations.

The ship moves to the east. [xforever]

After mending a splintered section of timber, you scrub at a few patches of rusted iron on the 

weapon's exterior, tightening a loose bolt here and there.

The sails are now fully repaired!

The hull is now fully repaired!

You carefully fit a ballista with fresh ropes and stand back to examine your work.

(Party): Kinilan says, "Good."

The ship moves to the east.

You give the world a smart salute.

You nimbly clamber up the main mast of the ship and haul yourself onto the crow's nest at the top.

Crow's nest.

There are no obvious exits.

** SHIPSCAN BRIEF ** You see no other ships nearby.

The ship moves to the east. [continues]

The ship can sail no further in that direction, for the ocean is too turbulent to cross there.

(Party): You say, "Good job."

Kinilan has invited you to join a party. PARTY ACCEPT to accept the invitation and leave your 

current party.

Sail repair continues. The sails are now at 98% health.

Hull repair continues. The hull is now at 98% health.

The executive officer says, "Sheering to the west, Captain!"

The exec shouts to the crew, "Sheer to the west, double quick!"

The ship slowly begins to turn towards the west.

The ship has turned to the east-southeast and continues to turn to the west.

You have left your party.

You have joined Kinilan's party.

The ship has turned to the southeast and continues to turn to the west. [etc]

The sails are now fully repaired!

The hull is now fully repaired!

The ship completes her turn and now faces west.

You hear a great clatter of wood on wood as rowers take to the oars.

The ship begins to move to the west.

The executive officer exclaims, "Crowding sail, Captain!"

The exec shouts to the crew, "Crowd sail on the double!"

The ship sets sail to the west.

** SHIPSCAN BRIEF ** You see no other ships nearby.

The ship moves to the west. [x1000]

Sensing no captain on board, the crew of the ship cease rowing and sailing and bring the ship to a 

stop.

Kinilan has invited you to join a party. PARTY ACCEPT to accept the invitation and leave your 

current party.

You have left your party.

You have joined Kinilan's party.

(Party): Kinilan says, "Ya we're going to dock at harbour."

(Party): You say, "Good idea."

The ship moves to the west. [etc]

A misty image in the shape much like a harbour appears before your ship and you feel as though you 

were suspended before the image.

17:22:07.920

The ship completes docking at the harbour, and the crew lowers the anchor.

Kinilan

It's all fun and games until someone takes a claw hammer to their router.

Taraus

Kinilan said:

It's all fun and games until someone takes a claw hammer to their router.

framing hammer at least 30x more efficient, the leverage that handle provides really adds something special