Memorable quotes

Ahmet

Poor guard. You see the best things from up here on this wheel.

A dragon tramples into the Delosian Guard Headquarters, followed by cries of pain and the sounds of 

battle. A single, frazzled guard rushes out, screaming 'WON'T SOMEONE HELP US, JUST ONCE!?' before 

being dragged back in by a scaly limb.

Saeva

@mathonwy I found our newest recruit when I was on the wheel! 

Down below, you witness a mime stepping in front of an intrepid adventurer and 

blocking their way, attempting to ply their craft. Within moments, the 

adventurer has left the mime a battered and bloody mess, then moves on.

Nim

Saeva said:

@mathonwy I found our newest recruit when I was on the wheel! 

Down below, you witness a mime stepping in front of an intrepid adventurer and 

blocking their way, attempting to ply their craft. Within moments, the 

adventurer has left the mime a battered and bloody mess, then moves on.

damn it, and after i told him to just say so if he needed me to fight anyone off for him :c

mime, why didn't you tell me you needed help! T_T

Tharvis

Nim said:

Saeva said:

@mathonwy I found our newest recruit when I was on the wheel! 

Down below, you witness a mime stepping in front of an intrepid adventurer and 

blocking their way, attempting to ply their craft. Within moments, the 

adventurer has left the mime a battered and bloody mess, then moves on.

damn it, and after i told him to just say so if he needed me to fight anyone off for him :c

mime, why didn't you tell me you needed help! T_T

A mime, noticing an adventurer advancing upon him with axe raised, gestures wildly for @Nim to come to his aid. However, being unable to yell, the mime fails to catch Nim's attention and is swiftly cut in twain.

Nim

what cruel twist of fate is this

mime noooooooooo

Lukan

You give a vine noose to Ruth.

You give a frosted sugar cookie to Ruth.

Ruth says in Mhaldorian in a quiet, contemplative voice, "Excellent. This looks like it'll fit."

Ruth says in Mhaldorian in a quiet, contemplative voice, "And now for some cookies."

Sarathai

The Matsuhama Arena dominates the small island of Delos, show-casing a brilliant fight within. One party flees from the other, followed shortly by rantings and ravings. The words 'overpowered', something about bull feces, and choice comments about someone's mother stand out amidst the madness before the angry one heartstops.

This Duckie Wheel is fantastic.

Synbios

A hooded adventurer walks into the Scarlattan Theatre, dragging an empty sack along behind. After a time, the person walks back out, carrying the now-full bag draped across their back.

Talysin

An adventurer with an abundance of gleaming items walks out of the building that

houses the artefact shops, struggling to remain upright under the bulk. With a

cry of anguish, the figure collapses, and is immediately crushed by the pile of

artefacts.

 

Rohai asks in a low voice, "Was that @Jhui?"

Aktillum

The sparkling waters of the Zaphar River reflect the sunlight from above, surrounding the isle of Delos and disappearing into the distance. A single, solitary newbie is rushed away rapidly by the forceful currents, crying for help but obtaining none.

This wheel gets better every time I ride it.

Rohai

Duckie Wheel is awesome, holy crap.

Talysin

Man, been in the realm 30 minutes and so much fun already. 

You tell Jhui, "Your makeup is terrible."

Jhui tells you, "Right?"

Kresslack

Wildguard Rangor Corten, Knot of the Underwood's Carmian voice resonates, "Greetings Achaeans. As part of my tasks in the Scions of the Ithmia, I have prepared a demonstration to show and teach the world of our purpose. If you are interested in hearing and learning, you may come and observe before the carved tunnel that leads to Cyrene."

@Mishgul, you've some explaining to do.

Tharvis

The sound of shattering crystal and massive banging rings out from within the tent of the Carnivalis 

Institute of Jestering, interspersed by frightened quacks.

@Aktillum I think Quackers still doesn't trust the crystal

Valaria

Talysin said:

Man, been in the realm 30 minutes and so much fun already. 

You tell Jhui, "Your makeup is terrible."

Jhui tells you, "Right?"

be careful, Jhui may decide to see this as warrant for pking.  

Maega

I may never understand the reasoning behind the request, but I don't think I need to. There were more, but they got lost. This comes from Cyrene.

- 2015/03/23 22:04:30 - Evey says, "I've tried doing this privately, but for reasons I can't go into,

 I'm unable to this time."

- 2015/03/23 22:05:16 - Evey says, "Every now and then... I need a certain number of lies."

- 2015/03/23 22:05:32 - Madelyne says, "Verrucht likes to wear glittery pink combat boots."

- 2015/03/23 22:05:45 - Evey says, "I would really appreciate it if anyone could tell me some lies."

- 2015/03/23 22:05:46 - Aurielle says, "Madelyne, I think you just permanently damaged my mind."

- 2015/03/23 22:05:58 - Allene says, "That one might take the cake.. youneed more?"

- 2015/03/23 22:05:59 - Adaele says, "I am a man!"

- 2015/03/23 22:06:04 - Talion says, "Why do you need lies?"

- 2015/03/23 22:06:08 - Madelyne says, "I am a feared combatant."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:09 - Maega says, "I am 41."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:15 - Roselie says, "Me too."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:22 - Eica says, "I am sober!"

- 2015/03/23 22:06:26 - Allene says, "I hate animals."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:32 - Yure says, "I'm never going to reach dragon."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:36 - Nicca says, "I despise libraries."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:39 - Sanek says, "I am innocent."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:39 - Aereidhna says, "Hugs are my least favorite thing."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:40 - Roselie says, "The reason I never arena is..no one will arena me, they are 

too afraid."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:40 - Adaele says, "I Mhaldorians are cool."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:42 - Maega says, "I am a Mhaldorian spy, here to steal your belongings with my 

whip."

- 2015/03/23 22:06:50 - Eica says, "Ii always kNew it Maega!"

- 2015/03/23 22:07:04 - Adaele says, "I'm a tsol."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:06 - Aurielle says, "Since long, long before you were born, deep in the heart of 

one of the Vashnars, Cyrene has been controlled from the shadows by a singular penguin."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:09 - Madelyne says, "I once filled the orchard with llamas."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:10 - Maega says, "While really working for the Luminai in Targossas. I'm a double-

under-cover spy."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:11 - Adaele says, "Dressed in a cat suit."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:12 - Treyal says, "With a name like Maega how could she not be a mhaldorian?"

- 2015/03/23 22:07:27 - Madelyne says, "There's a land where cows do math."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:32 - Madelyne laughingly says, "Oh wait, never mind that one."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:32 - Talion says, "Blu is really a bunny in a suit."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:36 - Allene says, "Haha."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:43 - Adaele says, "I have a twin sister call mary."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:49 - Maega says, "The alphabet is numerically ordered."

- 2015/03/23 22:07:57 - Aereidhna says, "I get seasick."

- 2015/03/23 22:08:00 - Aurielle says, "Also, by night I am an assassin."

- 2015/03/23 22:08:03 - Roselie says, "I have a twin sister but...I'm the evil twin."

- 2015/03/23 22:08:10 - Allene says, "Wait.. that's true!"

- 2015/03/23 22:08:13 - Allene says, "Heheh kidding."

- 2015/03/23 22:08:16 - Roselie says, "Hehe."

- 2015/03/23 22:08:16 - Maega says, "I own five houses in three subdivision plots."

- 2015/03/23 22:08:17 - Madelyne says, "Roslie is planning to leave Eril for me."

- 2015/03/23 22:08:27 - Aurielle says, "Wait, she told me I was the one!"

Synbios

After our monthly city prayers...

(The Unburnt): Szareine says, "One day if I ever lead these things, I'm gonna do it with technolights and smoke machines. And perhaps a 1-800-BLOODSWORN flashing across the screen every 30 seconds."

...

(Targossas): Aodfionn says, "I can see it now, Szareine. DONATE TODAY, EVERY SOVEREIGN GOES TO HELP NEEDY CHILDREN ON TAPOA."

4715h, 3940m, 22695e, 18600w exkdb-

(The Unburnt): Szareine says, "ROFL."

4715h, 3940m, 22695e, 18600w exkdb-

(The Unburnt): Szareine says, "ROFLROFL."

4715h, 3940m, 22695e, 18600w exkdb-

(The Unburnt): Aodfionn says, "Jfc."

4715h, 3940m, 22695e, 18600w exkdb-

(The Unburnt): Szareine says, "OH MY GOD."

4715h, 3940m, 22695e, 18600w exkdb-

Daeir sighs deeply, as if he has suffered a great loss.

4715h, 3940m, 22695e, 18600w exkdb-

(The Unburnt): Aodfionn says, "There goes my streek."

Aodfionn

the saddest part is mis'ing the apology to the clan. 

Krypton

Prayer time in Targossas:

Deacon Aodfionn Wintermourne, Sentinel of the Ivory Dawn says in a loud, booming

voice, "We pray NOT, my brothers and sisters, for the salvation from the threats

that surround us!"

[Insert bunch of Targossians repeating after Aodfionn correctly.]

Seeker Tarnellem says in a lightly growling voice, "I pray not for salvation

from the treats that surround me."

Nim

Crap, this Tarnellem kid is unto us I mean what Cyrenian invasion plans, don't be silly, we're neutral remember?

Synbios

Nim said:

Crap, this Tarnellem kid is unto us I mean what Cyrenian invasion plans, don't be silly, we're neutral remember?

Then what are these reports I've been receiving that speak of Cyrenian 'secret police' and 'enforced disappearances' and 'ghetto tea parties', hmm?

Aminah

Confirmed

Skye

- 2015/03/25 07:54:09 - Danyboy says, "How do i take a piss?"

- 2015/03/25 07:55:07 - Romeo says, "If you need to relieve yourself, you may always go to a quiet corner of a forest or somewhere, and emote your needs! HELP EMOTING is very useful."

- 2015/03/25 07:59:58 - Romeo says, "I must be leaving now. Does anyone have some last-minute questions for me before I go?"

- 2015/03/25 08:00:37 - Cashmere says, "Thank you for all the help."

- 2015/03/25 08:00:56 - Danyboy says, "Suck on my Peepee."

- 2015/03/25 08:01:19 - Romeo says, "That's not very nice, Danyboy!"

Kresslack

Stay gold, PonyDanyboy.

Trey

Kresslack said:

Stay golden shower, PonyDanyboy.

Ftfy

Shara

@Elazar tells you in Mhaldorian, "Beloved interest!"

Elazar tells you, "Need bufffffalo!"

You tell Elazar, "Beloved interest to you too!"

Totes getting married to this guy. 

Kerria

(Cyrene): Silvarien says, "I got a partridge but no pear tree."

 (Cyrene): Silvarien says, "Does anybody have a matching pear tree for my patridge?"

(Cyrene): You say, "Maybe."

(Cyrene): Silvarien says, "SssWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEET."

(Cyrene): Silvarien says, "See, what you probably didn't know is that partridges are homicidal."

(Cyrene): Silvarien says, "You don't give them their pear tree, they'll carve it out of your hide."

(Cyrene): Silvarien says, "And if you quote me on that, I'll deny everything."

(Cyrene): You say, "Annnd quoted."

(Cyrene): Silvarien says, "Dang nam it."

Merador

Sweet, CYRENE RP!

Thoren

Oh, @Rohai

(Project 9): You say, "I wonder if Targ get mad if I go shop 

in their city."

(Project 9): Ryuke says, "Lol."

(Project 9): Rohai says, "Do it."

 You yell, "Hey guys. Can someone show me where the Targossian Tonics is?"

3220h 3201m 93%e|| XX || EE || B D K br 111126 68  23:01:03.145 

@Rohai comes flying in with a jumpkick from the southeast.

[AFFLICTION GAINED] PRONE | He slams into you, knocking you off your feet and stunning you!

@Rohai balls up one fist and hammerfists you.

He connects to the left leg!

Left Leg Count 1

@Rohai balls up one fist and hammerfists you.

He connects to the right leg!

Right Leg Count 1

2184h 3201m 94%e|| XX || EE || B D K  (-1036h, 32.2%) 111126 68  23:01:06.507 [PR]

You are no longer stunned.

2184h 3201m 94%e|| XX || EE || B D K  111126 68  23:01:07.426 [PR]

[Curing]: STAND

[AFFLICTION CURED] PRONE | You stand up.


(Project 9): You say, "Is that any way to treat a shopper?"

Caoimhaen

@Rohai