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  • SilvarienSilvarien Member Posts: 577 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Gamden said:
    I heard the next big update to the game will include "Std's"

    Just saying..
    @Gamden : Textually transmitted diseases ARE an existential danger in these modern times.
    ElowinGamdenBoosteya
  • DakloreDaklore Member Posts: 804 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Hey, I -did- say most, not all :P
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    When Canada rules the world,
    things will be... nii~ice.
    Boosteya
  • TrevizeTrevize Member Posts: 1,517 @ - Epic Achaean
    edited October 2015
    Kayeil said:
    Yeah. The people who are doing it don't annoy me. It's the people who do it, then demonize it and pretend they're innocent that are annoying. Sorry, but you're not fooling anybody.
    How dare you eat bacon. I would never touch the stuff, and you're terrible for eating it.

    (totally had a chicken bacon sandwich earlier today)

    Bacon is evil.

    We were still talking about bacon, right?
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  • ElowinElowin Member Posts: 206 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    edited October 2015
    That's what we're calling it now?


    SiduriAereidhnaBoosteyaShirszae
  • LyrLyr Member Posts: 420 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Bacon is carcinogenic.
    Boosteya
  • TahquilTahquil Member Posts: 4,478 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    edited October 2015
    Aw yiss! People will be so confused.

    "Wait... this isn't about bacon. It's about... OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!."
    TrillianaBoosteya
  • SobriquetSobriquet Member Posts: 2,588 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Alaskar said:
    I was confused. As for mudsex: screw it.
    This joke won't get the plaudits it deserves
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    Boosteya
  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the StormMember Posts: 3,178 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Sarapis said:
    Lyr said:
    Bacon is carcinogenic. awesome

    Everything is awesome, except Lego. Lego is not awesome. (citation)

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
    Boosteya
  • SarathaiSarathai Member Posts: 2,139 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Klendathu said:
    Sarapis said:
    Lyr said:
    Bacon is carcinogenic. awesome

    Everything is awesome, except Lego. Lego is not awesome. (citation)
    Lego is especially bad when it's midnight and you're trying to find your way through the house to the light switch, and your nephews have left lego blocks lying all over the place.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



    YaeBoosteyaHurai
  • TahquilTahquil Member Posts: 4,478 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    ^      

    Boosteya
  • OgnogOgnog Member Posts: 284 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Mudsex will never be the same again   ....   and neither will bacon!

    Boosteya
  • GamdenGamden Member Posts: 225 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    This thread is making me hungry


    Boosteya
  • OgnogOgnog Member Posts: 284 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Clearly the bacon being discussed is Kevin "Pork me" Bacon.

    BoosteyaJhaeli
  • BoosteyaBoosteya Member Posts: 403 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    What about the people who don't eat bacon because it's very salty and they have woody edema?
    Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan = blueberry π
    Alcaro
  • DakloreDaklore Member Posts: 804 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    I have successfully carried out my bacon-loaded agenda and de-railed this thread. Mmmm... bacon.
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    When Canada rules the world,
    things will be... nii~ice.
    AereidhnaBoosteyaTrilliana
  • LisbethaeLisbethae Member Posts: 176 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    I'm going to have to have that bacon sandwich for lunch, aren't I?

    ShirszaeJeslynBoosteyaAereidhna
  • AnedhelAnedhel Member Posts: 2,367 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    How adventurous!
    ShirszaeJeslynBoosteya
  • SzanthaxSzanthax San DiegoMember Posts: 1,906 @ - Epic Achaean
    Apparently bacon really is a carcinogen... Damn you world health organization.



    Boosteya
  • KryptonKrypton shi-KhurenaMember Posts: 2,377 @@ - Legendary Achaean
    Is it possible to eat MUD-bacon in such a way that it represents only an Achaean character's interests, and not yours (the player's)?

    I don't believe so.

    Bacon ≠ RP
    SarapisBoosteyaRohaiOgnog
  • DakloreDaklore Member Posts: 804 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    What if you're religiously forbidden from bacon in real life? Then you -can- eat bacon in-character outside of your own interests.

    Unless you're like, seriously tempted by bacon in reality and this is just your way of "indulging" without sinning ... ... would eating text-bacon be a sin for someone who can't actually eat bacon because of religion? I don't know. This is why I'm an athiest, but someone let me know, please?
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    When Canada rules the world,
    things will be... nii~ice.
    AereidhnaBoosteyaElowinTrilliana
  • AdetAdet Member Posts: 273 ✭✭✭✭ - Eminent
    Szanthax said:
    Apparently bacon really is a carcinogen... Damn you world health organization.
    It is... but the IARC (who assign categories) don't communicate risk very well (they deal in evidence).  Group 1 (to which processed meats have recently been added) is substances which are carcinogenic to humans - but that says nothing about the level: all it means is that, at some level of consumption of processed meat, there is some increase in risk of getting some kind of cancer (in this case, it's an 18% increased risk* of bowel cancer).

    Most potential carcinogens fall into Group 2A/2B (probably/possibly carconigenic to humans) or Group 3 (not enough information).  One substance - caprolactam - is in Group 4: probably not carcinogenic.

    Cancer Research UK made a nice diagram:



    *There's an essay to be written on what an 18% increased risk of bowel cancer means, as well - but I'll spare you that.  Suffice it to say, this is a very small risk.
    BoosteyaHalosSilvarien
  • BoosteyaBoosteya Member Posts: 403 ✭✭✭ - Distinguished
    Daklore said:
    Unless you're like, seriously tempted by bacon in reality and this is just your way of "indulging" without sinning ... ... would eating text-bacon be a sin for someone who can't actually eat bacon because of religion? I don't know. This is why I'm an atheist, but someone let me know, please?
    @Mishgul, you up for this one? @Lynara's off driving a truck and stuff, and I don't know anyone else who admits to firsthand experience. (Yes, I know this has become a joke thread. I don't mind, and others have presented actual facts in the name of silliness. If you mind, fair enough. Disregard. :) )
    Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan = blueberry π
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