Bacon and RP

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  • Gamden said:
    I heard the next big update to the game will include "Std's"

    Just saying..
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  • Hey, I -did- say most, not all :P
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    things will be... nii~ice.
  • edited October 2015
    Kayeil said:
    Yeah. The people who are doing it don't annoy me. It's the people who do it, then demonize it and pretend they're innocent that are annoying. Sorry, but you're not fooling anybody.
    How dare you eat bacon. I would never touch the stuff, and you're terrible for eating it.

    (totally had a chicken bacon sandwich earlier today)

    Bacon is evil.

    We were still talking about bacon, right?
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  • edited October 2015
    That's what we're calling it now?


  • Bacon is carcinogenic.
  • edited October 2015
    Aw yiss! People will be so confused.

    "Wait... this isn't about bacon. It's about... OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!."
  • Alaskar said:
    I was confused. As for mudsex: screw it.
    This joke won't get the plaudits it deserves

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    Sarapis said:
    Lyr said:
    Bacon is carcinogenic. awesome

    Everything is awesome, except Lego. Lego is not awesome. (citation)

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  • Klendathu said:
    Sarapis said:
    Lyr said:
    Bacon is carcinogenic. awesome

    Everything is awesome, except Lego. Lego is not awesome. (citation)
    Lego is especially bad when it's midnight and you're trying to find your way through the house to the light switch, and your nephews have left lego blocks lying all over the place.
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  • Mudsex will never be the same again   ....   and neither will bacon!

  • This thread is making me hungry


  • Clearly the bacon being discussed is Kevin "Pork me" Bacon.

  • What about the people who don't eat bacon because it's very salty and they have woody edema?
    Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan = blueberry π
  • I have successfully carried out my bacon-loaded agenda and de-railed this thread. Mmmm... bacon.
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    When Canada rules the world,
    things will be... nii~ice.
  • I'm going to have to have that bacon sandwich for lunch, aren't I?

  • How adventurous!
  • Apparently bacon really is a carcinogen... Damn you world health organization.



  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    Is it possible to eat MUD-bacon in such a way that it represents only an Achaean character's interests, and not yours (the player's)?

    I don't believe so.

    Bacon ≠ RP
  • What if you're religiously forbidden from bacon in real life? Then you -can- eat bacon in-character outside of your own interests.

    Unless you're like, seriously tempted by bacon in reality and this is just your way of "indulging" without sinning ... ... would eating text-bacon be a sin for someone who can't actually eat bacon because of religion? I don't know. This is why I'm an athiest, but someone let me know, please?
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    When Canada rules the world,
    things will be... nii~ice.
  • Szanthax said:
    Apparently bacon really is a carcinogen... Damn you world health organization.
    It is... but the IARC (who assign categories) don't communicate risk very well (they deal in evidence).  Group 1 (to which processed meats have recently been added) is substances which are carcinogenic to humans - but that says nothing about the level: all it means is that, at some level of consumption of processed meat, there is some increase in risk of getting some kind of cancer (in this case, it's an 18% increased risk* of bowel cancer).

    Most potential carcinogens fall into Group 2A/2B (probably/possibly carconigenic to humans) or Group 3 (not enough information).  One substance - caprolactam - is in Group 4: probably not carcinogenic.

    Cancer Research UK made a nice diagram:



    *There's an essay to be written on what an 18% increased risk of bowel cancer means, as well - but I'll spare you that.  Suffice it to say, this is a very small risk.
  • Daklore said:
    Unless you're like, seriously tempted by bacon in reality and this is just your way of "indulging" without sinning ... ... would eating text-bacon be a sin for someone who can't actually eat bacon because of religion? I don't know. This is why I'm an atheist, but someone let me know, please?
    @Mishgul, you up for this one? @Lynara's off driving a truck and stuff, and I don't know anyone else who admits to firsthand experience. (Yes, I know this has become a joke thread. I don't mind, and others have presented actual facts in the name of silliness. If you mind, fair enough. Disregard. :) )
    Miin-aan baash kimini-sij-i-gan bitooyin sij-i-gan-i bukwayszhiigan = blueberry π
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