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  • Since I've been playing Outlast lately:


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  • TohranTohran Everywhere you don't want to be. I'm the anti-Visa!
  • Achimrst said:

    I think each and  every one of us has been there...except me...I was a good grandson...*shiftyeyes*

    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • Doing it when I'm not broke.

    *Animated Signature*

  • edited June 2014

    Disturbing content ahead

    (Tried to make it spoilered, not working D:)



    meh


  • She appears to be a normal scientist except she dresses like a druidess ninja, her eyes shines like the sun when she is happy and her hair is rainbow colored and is long and straight, but secretly she is actually a half-dragon.
    She is wanted in another galaxy megalomaniac and she will fight her enemies with the power to ride wild animals or to crush the head of her foe between her thighs.
    Her friends and enemies call her Powermistress Murderbranch!
    Her constant companion is a angsty angsty demon who is also her legal guardian.
    Her favored weapon is a unbreakable silver dagger which can restore the life of good persons.

    Go forth and populate the world with Mary Sues, meatbags!

  • KerriaKerria The Red Lioness

    She appears to be a normal martial artist except she dresses like a catgirl catgirl, her eyes can see the goodness in any creature's heart and her hair is bright orange and she wears it as a ponytail, but secretly she is actually a half-zergling.

    She is wanted in another galaxy who is part of a secret organization and she will fight her enemies with the power to summon demons or to chew through any metal.
    Her friends and enemies call her Firehair Spacedancer!
    Her constant companion is a mysterious huge vampire who is also her superior officer.
    Her favored weapon is a acidic steam-powered knuckle dusters which makes anyone hit with it her slave.
  • She appears to be a normal artist except she dresses like a catgirl gestapo officer, her eyes have irises that changes color depending on her mood and her hair is neon-green and she wears it as a ponytail, but secretly she is actually a half-demon.

    She is wanted in another galaxy in search of true love and she will fight her enemies with the power to corrupt unicorns or to slay any undead by shining like the sun.
    Her friends and enemies call her Unicorntits Peacesong!
    Her constant companion is a enslaved mysterious vampire who is also her economic consultant.
    Her favored weapon is a acidic glowing machine gun which leaves a rainbow trail in it's path.
  • She appears to be a normal mechanic except she dresses like a vampire schoolgirl, her eyes can find the weak spot of any foe and her hair is rainbow colored and is long and straight, but secretly she is actually a half-xenomorph.
    She is a secret super-soldier destined to save the world and she will fight her enemies with the power to transform into a dragon or to transform her limbs into firearms.
    Her friends and enemies call her Mechamurderer Shadowspring!
    Her constant companion is a young mysterious spaceship who is also her legal guardian.
    Her favored weapon is a blessed demonic scissor which acts as a phylactery for her soul.


    meh


  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!

    She appears to be a normal mechanic except she dresses like a gangsta foxgirl, her eyes are completely white and her hair is silvery and is surrounded by a dark aura, but secretly she is actually a half-foxgirl.
    She is the daughter of the president who reincarnates in a new body every 666 years and she will fight her enemies with the power to ride wild animals or to absorb enemies into her body.
    Her friends and enemies call her Summergirl Featherbranch!
    Her constant companion is a brain washed psychic giant who is also her mentor.
    Her favored weapon is a steam-powered silver mallet which makes anyone hit with it her slave.


    Okay. Wat.

    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRY!

    Bill Nye vs. Sir Isaac Newton

    *Animated Signature*

  • She appears to be a normal sumo wrestler except she dresses like a elf J-pop star, her eyes can find the weak spot of any foe and her hair is neon-green and sparkles in bright light, but secretly she is actually a half-orc.
    She is an interdimensional traveler from another dimension and she will fight her enemies with the power to transform anyone into a cyborg or to heal others by making them drink her blood.
    Her friends and enemies call her Ravenender Ragespring!
    Her constant companion is a huge sparkling miniature elder god who is also a projection of her evil self.

    Her favored weapon is a steam-powered darksteel club which captures the souls of those she slay.

  • She appears to be a normal pirate except she dresses like a druidess dominatrix, her eyes have one blue and one green iris and her hair is rainbow colored and she can hide her weapon in it, but secretly she is actually a half-dwarf.

    She is a secret super-soldier who is part of a secret organization and she will fight her enemies with the power to frighten demons or to seduce any mortals.
    Her friends and enemies call her Darktits Lovewing!
    Her constant companion is a amorous special needs werewolf who is also herself from the future.
    Her favored weapon is a freezing darksteel axe which captures the souls of those she slay.


    I fucking love my companion.
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  • DaslinDaslin The place with the oxygen
    She appears to be a normal artist except she dresses like a foxgirl gestapo officer, her eyes are surrounded by tiny ice crystals because they are so cold and her hair is golden and she wears it like an afro, but secretly she is actually a half-slimegirl.
    She is unknowingly the queen of her kind who is also rumored to be a demi-goddess and she will fight her enemies with the power to punch people in the dick or to transform into a dragon.
    Her friends and enemies call her Firetits Murderlake!
    Her constant companion is a catatonic spirit vietnam veteran who is also her economic consultant.

    Her favored weapon is a ancient glowing razor which cannot be used by anyone else.



    Don't fuck with Firetits Murderlake. She'll punch you in the dick and transform into a dragon.

  • TohranTohran Everywhere you don't want to be. I'm the anti-Visa!
    edited June 2014
    EDIT: Was going to post a parody of Frozen that made me giggle like a schoolgirl in a too-short skirt, but the embedment doesn't like forums apparently. So meet Thundertits Sorrowstar!

    She appears to be a normal soldier except she dresses like a commando soldier foxgirl, her eyes can mesmerize men and her hair is bright pink and she can hide her weapon in it, but secretly she is actually a half-xenomorph.
    She is an interdimensional traveler born from a scientific experiment gone wrong and she will fight her enemies with the power to summon meteor strikes by playing on a magical flute or to summon the angel of war.
    Her friends and enemies call her Thundertits Sorrowstar!
    Her constant companion is a catatonic enslaved demon who is also her best friend forever.
    Her favored weapon is a steam-powered freezing poleaxe which will cut through any material.


  • Kerria said:

    my reaction to soccer...

    Here's mine:

    Kent Brockman "Half back passes to the center, back to the wing, back to the center. Center holds it. Holds it. Holds it... *sighs* <----- Me


    Mexican Commentator: Half back passes to center, back to wing, back to center! Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!! <--- People at work.

    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my hounds!
    Krenim: Hounds? How cliche.
    Janeway: Tuvok! *clapclap* Release my rape gorilla!
    Krenim: ...We'll show ourselves out.
  • RuthRuth Singapore

    She appears to be a normal nun except she dresses like a witch sorceress, her eyes are like a cat's eyes and her hair is golden and is worn in princess curls, but secretly she is actually a half-unicorn.
    She is a goddess cast down to earth to become mortal created by Nazi scientists during World War II and she will fight her enemies with the power to gain someone's strengths by eating their brain or to corrupt mortals.
    Her friends and enemies call her Powergirl Murderegg!
    Her constant companion is a living Mexican giant who is also her guardian angel.
    Her favored weapon is a huge glowing guitar-axe which is covered in glowing runes.


    Sounds legit!

    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • She appears to be a normal marine biologist except she dresses like a elf shaman, her eyes are surrounded by tiny ice crystals because they are so cold and her hair is bright orange and has a wild bushy goth look to it, but secretly she is actually a half-giant.

    She is an amnesiac from another planet and she will fight her enemies with the power to take the shape of anyone she eats or to frighten demons.
    Her friends and enemies call her Cancertits Spacepetal!
    Her constant companion is a flying Mexican faerie who is also her means of transport.
    Her favored weapon is a dragonbone blessed mallet which will cut through any material.

    I feel bad for mine :(

  • INFP - "Questor". High capacity for caring. Emotional face to the world. High sense of honor derived from internal values. 4.4% of total population.


    meh


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