Oh gods, don't remind me. I was standing around for like two hours talking and suddenly remembered that my blouse was due to decay soon. Check info worn.. look me.. that awkward moment when you realise your nipple rings are showing. To a god. -_-
(D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."
This sounds almost as if the guy didn't want to go to the casino in the first place, didn't want to admit it to his friends, and was glad to be able to "accidentally fuck up" and not be allowed in :P
...and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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Oh gods, don't remind me. I was standing around for like two hours talking and suddenly remembered that my blouse was due to decay soon. Check info worn.. look me.. that awkward moment when you realise your nipple rings are showing. To a god. -_-
These are killing me...
This sounds almost as if the guy didn't want to go to the casino in the first place, didn't want to admit it to his friends, and was glad to be able to "accidentally fuck up" and not be allowed in :P
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Another option is to show them those cute owls. Suicide is impossible in the presence of cute owls.
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For the next time you're stuck in an airport: dude in airport films music video to Celine Dion's "All By Myself" on his iPhone.
Who is this lady... I think she might be my long lost twin.
http://klpwithin.blogspot.com/2014/06/relationships-part-one.html?m=1
...and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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I don't know what she's complaining about, that is like so damn sexy!
A sponge to get the ladies wet.
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Ready for the World Cup
http://https//www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mS_ic8BhoU&feature=youtu.beThe way I do it is right click and paste as plain text, but your link is not working for me.
Ah thanks
Scariness.
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... never going into water again except to shower....
Shark: -bathing in your shower room- Eeeeeek! Hey, some privacy please!
Fuck your EULA.
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