@Kayeil: Indeed, you must rescue the dragon from the predations of the vile damsel:
And your bravery will eventually warm the dragon's heart towards you, and much rejoicing will be had, except for that filthy human king who gives incorrect orders:
Oh hey there, Goddess of love and all things attractive. Born out of the ocean, you arrived with your string of lovers tonight to a show with your name in the title. Some may think you’re a little vain for doing that, but hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
NSFW, but thought I'd share anyways. An offensive Spider-Man statue in South Korea... lol.
What doesn't kill you gives you exp.
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TohranEverywhere you don't want to be. I'm the anti-Visa!
YOU ARE ARTEMIS!
You might love your twin brother Apollo for his artsy pursuits, but what you really treasure is the hunt. An archer of unequaled skill, Artemis is the Goddess of the wilderness and moon, the protector of young girls and animals. People might underestimate your hippie, nature conscious ways, but they’ll know to take you seriously when you go all Katniss Everdeen on them.
Do I even need to explain
this one to you? Cause you know it all already, right? Goddess of
intelligence and skill, warfare, battle strategy, handicrafts, and
wisdom. If a problem needs solving, you know the answer, have already
analyzed it’s context in society, and come up with three other possible
solutions to remedy it if the plan goes awry. You and your pet Owl have
aided every major hero from Odysseus to Hercules.
We know, you’re just misunderstood. You’re Hades, God of the Underworld, yes, that sounds bad, but you’re also the god of the Earth’s hidden wealth, i.e. GOLD! You drew straws with your bros, Zeus and Poseidon to see who will rule what when the three of you beat the Titans, and you got the short end of the stick. But that doesn’t mean you haven’t made the most of it! You’re organized and detailed oriented (try to manage 5 trillion souls and not be.) You’re a romantic, just ask Persephone. You just sometimes need to get away from it all and luckily you have your own (under)world to do that in.
You’re the queen bee. You’re Regina George. You’re the Goddess of marriage, women, childbirth, heirs, kings, and empires. Rulers know they want you on their good side, and fear the havoc you’ll wreak if they don’t. You might be quick to judge, or get jealous quite often (and we really can’t blame you, Zeus is a flirt), but you take great pride in, and care deeply for those in your life.
And I love too Be still, my indelible friend That love soon might end You are unbreaking And be known in its aching Though quaking Shown in this shaking Though crazy Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
Oh hey there, Goddess of love and all things attractive. Born out of the ocean, you arrived with your string of lovers tonight to a show with your name in the title. Some may think you’re a little vain for doing that, but hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
All because I chose coffee and a side of salad
(D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."
Oh hey there, Goddess of love and all things attractive. Born out of the ocean, you arrived with your string of lovers tonight to a show with your name in the title. Some may think you’re a little vain for doing that, but hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!" Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh." Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
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Efficiency model for office workers. Pay attention, cubicleheads.
@Kayeil: Indeed, you must rescue the dragon from the predations of the vile damsel:
And your bravery will eventually warm the dragon's heart towards you, and much rejoicing will be had, except for that filthy human king who gives incorrect orders:
This is why you either get your own office, or be the guy in the bottom right. Also, guy in bottom left? No fucks given.
Possibly the coolest thing to do, ever.
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Not if you're a dolphin
Unless you're a dolphin with a foot fetish.
Perhaps foot envy...
Aphrodite
Oh hey there, Goddess of love and all things attractive. Born out of the ocean, you arrived with your string of lovers tonight to a show with your name in the title. Some may think you’re a little vain for doing that, but hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it.
Yay I'm still a whore!
http://www.playbuzz.com/goodmantheatre10/which-greek-god-or-goddess-are-you
NSFW, but thought I'd share anyways. An offensive Spider-Man statue in South Korea... lol.
YOU ARE ARTEMIS!
You might love your twin brother Apollo for his artsy pursuits, but what you really treasure is the hunt. An archer of unequaled skill, Artemis is the Goddess of the wilderness and moon, the protector of young girls and animals. People might underestimate your hippie, nature conscious ways, but they’ll know to take you seriously when you go all Katniss Everdeen on them.
Yup. I picked the right IG deity alright!
Hera
You’re the queen bee. You’re Regina George. You’re the Goddess of marriage, women, childbirth, heirs, kings, and empires. Rulers know they want you on their good side, and fear the havoc you’ll wreak if they don’t. You might be quick to judge, or get jealous quite often (and we really can’t blame you, Zeus is a flirt), but you take great pride in, and care deeply for those in your life.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
video sucks, I found the song hilarious.
Aphrodite
10/10 would use.
And then Skynet was born.
@Kyrra is that why your shirt/tunic "decayed"?
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Cuteness overload