OOC Raves

Taraus

Hyperlith said:

Birthday Cake Vanilla Oreos


One more thing I have to fight against being a fat American

Oh my god, someone else has met these. They're dangerous.

They're ridiculously good. Like, whoops, I just ate the whole package???? good.

Sherazad

Beating food poisoning!!!

Bernard

I like cheese.

Especially Limburger, mmmm delicious.

And I usually eat it with salted grubs, as well as a can of American Civil War corned beef.

So if you're gonna press that WTF button, lemme just say something to you.

Vicious

Some german guy found a tub of lard from WW2 washed on a beach (idk like in Normandy or something???) by him after the hurricane Sandy hit the Atlantic coast....he ate it. Lard doesn't go bad so he's all good. Still wonder why this guy would do that but yeah what a rave! Also, I found 10 bucks walking Amigo. Also, Amigo had a bath today which is nice because for some odd reason he loves dirt and other dogs poop. Would kill him but can't be without him so bathed him again. Thought about bathing the kitty (cat name : Key)....but pass on that.

Wysteria

Vicious said:

Some german guy found a tub of lard from WW2 washed on a beach (idk like in Normandy or something???) by him after the hurricane Sandy hit the Atlantic coast....he ate it. Lard doesn't go bad so he's all good. Still wonder why this guy would do that but yeah what a rave! Also, I found 10 bucks walking Amigo. Also, Amigo had a bath today which is nice because for some odd reason he loves dirt and other dogs poop. Would kill him but can't be without him so bathed him again. Thought about bathing the kitty (cat name : Key)....but pass on that.

You can get dry shampoo for cats which is safe for them to lick too. I use that sometimes on the cat (Loaf) but most of the time we just get a bucket of water and dump it on him. He just looks at you then goes and rubs up against the nearest palm tree. Couldn't care less...

Jiraishin

My raves:

Synbios

Rave: After 3 earth-revolutions, my grand-matriarch has recovered from her illness. The local healing facility has seen fit to allow her to return to our base of operations. 

During the three earth-revolutions, I was unexpectedly thrust into a role of finance limiter, activity manager and running-person, as I handled our currency, prevented over-expenditure, and ensured that the right forms were signed to ensure that our grand-matriarch would receive the appropriate care. 

I felt like I've grown up a bit.

Exelethril

Don't want to be accidentally backhanded across the face by a huge, sweaty drunk nerd with cheese and poutine gravy all over his fingers while watching the grand finals of "The International 3"?

Then don't attend a pubstomp in an over-crowded bar called "Cheesewerks" and sit next to a fat guy wearing a fanboy "Na'Vi" t-shirt when Na'Vi is losing. Ergh >_>

Ellodin

that's a good rave, exelethril.  my rave will be that for me, na'vi makes me think of cs:go and not dota.

Mishgul

Jiraishin said:

My raves:

TACTICS OF MISTAAAKE

Seftin

AUDI A1 1.4 TFSI TWIN TURBO 185PS.

Bye

Eiredhel

Going to New York for a week to see a musical, I don't feel to good health wise, but since my mother really wants to go, I guess I'll go and at least fake enjoying being in a super crowded city, ha.

THOUGH, I am so excited to eat.... So many restaurants and bakeries I want to go to! 

Synbios

Patriarch returned from visit to relatives. Was unfortunate that he was not around when our grand-matriarch was afflicted. Due to the distance requiring airspace passage to be able to return to our base of operations, we were only able to coordinate by means of long-distance communication through cellular long-distance communication devices. Through this, we were able to ensure that funds were properly transferred for payment of the local healing facility's operational fees. That, and relatives in our local area were more than helpful in their assistance, so my eternal gratitude to them.

After a thirty-minute familial conference that involved proper auditing of expenses incurred and budget reviews of the funds that were transferred to myself and my kinspersons, patriarch went on a fifteen minute tirade that, summarized, was basically "Good job, progeny. I am not disappoint."

Morale restored.

Zii

Losing 40 lbs since the break up.

Arditi

Zii said:

Losing 40 lbs since the break up.

Throw her weight in there too, you can claim you've lost 140+ lbs.

Chryenth

Synbios said:

Morale restored.

I tried to understand the whole thing, then some stupid Scout yelled 'SQUAD MORALE RESTORED.' and I forgot everything again.

Rave is awesome holiday is awesome.

Zii

Arditi said:

Losing 40 lbs since the break up.

Throw her weight in there too, you can claim you've lost 140+ lbs.

If we're only counting half of her, maybe.

Synbios

In transit towards my fortress of safety, I found myself unable to pass by due to a sudden large gathering of humans in the antechamber that connected a mall towards the railway-transit station. The density of humans was such that phasing through may cause untoward mental degradation of nearby living beings, which can culminate into an unnecessary bout of panic rushes. Thus, I laid low and proceeded to approach one of the filthy humans using standard interrogation protocols. What follows is a log(translations in italics, in case you humans do not have access to your local omni-translator) of the interrogation proceedings:

Me: Bro, excuse me po, anong nangyari dito? Filthy meatbag, what are you and your fleshy kind doing here, milling about like sessile protozoa? What scenario could have made such an impact on your primitive collective psyche that has caused the cessation of your movements?

Human: Ah, ewan eh - mukhang may nahuli na magnanakaw. Binugbog pa siya. Me am sorry, Great One. Me am seeing money-stealer getting caught by justice-men. Him are getting faceful of hamfist punishment. Him getting beaten up.

Shortly after the humans were dispersed by local law-enforcement units, I passed by the railway-transit's equivalent of a 'mini police station'. There, I was treated to the sight of the suspect, handcuffed to a chair, his upper-body clothing torn from the scuffle, and various discolourations on its facial structure, indicating several ruptured blood vessels.

I suspect that, despite being apprehended, the human was actually successful, for he had stolen something far more valuable than the currency that you humans seem to enjoy killing each other over - time. By staging a theft-by-snatching in a densely-populated location such as the local mall, the human had clearly calculated a high probability of being engaged in a violent scuffle between itself and its fellow humans, leading to a major Bystander-Blockage Cascade Phenomenon, bringing local movements to a grinding halt. Based on the time leading up to the human's confinement in the law-enforcement grid, I suspected that over thirty Earth-minutes per person were lost. Calculating a probably 200 or more humans, plus one eldritch abomination(myself), the thief had made a tidy profit out of all those units of time. 

My main concern, however, is what he intends to purchase with the profit he had made - there has been no known technology invented in this world that allows a human to access the Interdimensional Chrono-Exchange Bazaar, so I am unsure as to why he stole all those minutes, if he was not planning on spending them at all.

Oh, and rave: Matriarch was issued a new phone by her place of employment. Assisted her in ensuring a smooth transition to Jellybean-based long-distance communication...and downloading Candy Crush.

Kyrra

Candy Crush has wormed its way into my afternoon caffeine and sugar fix ritual at work. Likewise for the two other women in my office.

Synbios

Kyrra said:

Candy Crush has wormed its way into my afternoon caffeine and sugar fix ritual at work. Likewise for the two other women in my office.

@Kyrra: Not surprising. Occasionally, when our clan moves out for recreational visits to the human world, I would notice our patriarch and matriarch sitting on a bench, playing video games in their smartphone/tablet. I believe you humans call this phenomenon a 'Candy Crush date'.

@Wysteria: I was pleasantly surprised at the WTF - does that mean that humans have discovered a way to access the Interdimensional Chrono-Exchange Bazaar?

Wysteria

Whoops sorry my mobile telecommunication device can't tell WTF from LIKE

Trey

Synbios said:

.... main concern, however, is what he intends to purchase with the profit he had made - there has been no known technology invented in this world that allows a human to access the Interdimensional Chrono-Exchange Bazaar, so I am unsure as to why he stole all those minutes, if he was not planning on spending them at all.....

Vicious

Let's go Cardinals!

Mishgul

My eyelashes are legit today

Antonius

You normally wear false eyelashes? You vain bastard.

Amunet

I GOT THE THRIFT STORE JOB! They're going to call to schedule my orientation at the end of this week. What's more, I'm being offered a permanent, rather than seasonal position. I can't wait to sign the paperwork!

Synbios

@Amunet: Congratulations on your job application. Here are some celebratory PROMOTIONS images to celebrate the occasion:

Chryenth

Sister's grades did not suck.

Household relaxes.

Dunn

Advisor okay'd me to do optogenetics next year. First publication out (hopefully) by the end of the year. Squeal.

Siduri

Exelethril said:

Don't want to be accidentally backhanded across the face by a huge, sweaty drunk nerd with cheese and poutine gravy all over his fingers while watching the grand finals of "The International 3"?

Then don't attend a pubstomp in an over-crowded bar called "Cheesewerks" and sit next to a fat guy wearing a fanboy "Na'Vi" t-shirt when Na'Vi is losing. Ergh >_>

Coming here and reading the word Poutine. Go obscure cultural dish reference. Now I know where you're from, buddy!