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  • KenseiKensei
    It was a good week overall: new badass PC, new business laptop, 1st pay from work, successfully defending MSc Thesis on Software Engineering with the hardass Principal in the Viva committee, offer for fully-funded part-time PhD afterwords, got my Novus weapon in FFXIV and met a nice girl that is definitely into me because she lied when she told me that I am very handsome (this is a fact), the smartest person she ever met (another fact) and extremely funny (biggest lie ever).
  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    @Aedin because he knows why. ^_^
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • AedinAedin
    Haha what can I say. Same goes right back to you @Kyrra lol
  • HerenicusHerenicus The Western Front
    Have sniped on eBay. Can confirm.
  • TreyTrey
    Xenomorph said:
    No Friday is worth living without perusing Xenomorph's smut dumpster-gone-gut truck appetizing your literary senses with repugnant smut so vulgar you can hardly believe he found a new vector for pink eye. Today's eye porn, Michael Moore's recent comment on snipers:

    The Marxist granola silo, Michael Moore, bleating a Häagen-Dazs laced insult to English reading world goers via Tw@ter, with his Chris Kyle anti-military ignorant comment snipers are* cowardly, is as foolish as his pizza that thinks maybe he'll spare one slice. Clearly, this pinko half-Hutt, half-Mud sloth is the antithesis of a sniper. Simply put, Michael Moore is the hulking and grotesque visage of some 12-15 morbidly obese shitstacked liberals sent to save the world like some f**ked up diabetic Voltron.


    *I can speak for my ilk, snipers, but I don't nor does it matter. People ask me what I think of all this, Hollywood types choosing the opportunity to discuss the sniper. I can promise you my brain is tuned in a vastly alien frequency and timing order that I view the world and the whirlwind of agendas in a way all my own. Is the sniper a coward? Is he not? My answer from my experiences: the sniper is. 

    Whether a bandwagon rallies this way or that way, it's so irrelevant to the end state when the dust settles: the sniper simply is. We do what we do, which is so far more complex than what people think that means, and nothing in the news will change the non existent irrelevant opinion of the shadow.

    Observation alone can deliver damage incalculable by combining an almost red belt degree of patience very few can comprehend, simultaneously analyzing everything yet firing no shot -by seeing those that never knew why loneliness suddenly evades a person.

    TL/DR: We are all going to die one day and absolutely nothing matters like I cannot begin to properly convey. This fact should cling to you daily, if not, I want what you're on.
    Having a good rotation, Papamorph?

  • XenomorphXenomorph
    Honestly, it ain't even about the money anymore. When you realize that no amount of pay can compensate for the fact I can't unsee what I now know.

    Truth be told, if I was back in Detroit right now, I'd throw my wallet in a dumpster, remove my t-shirt, do-rag -no doubt, toothpick in, Soulja boy head bobbin, and one pant leg rolled up. I blend into anonymity and swagger off into a sea of pimps and tricks and hustla's. NBA ain't signed me, I'm told this is actually a soccer ball, and this crack ain't gonna sell itself.

    Can I just get a god's honest come at me bro? For once? I'm good Trey, thank you. Can you tell the police I'm your retarded child, and tell them I know not what I do but can Dustin Hoffman a stack of Dominos if we playin for paper, man I make it rain, yo.

    Ok, this is utter shite even for me. A spam bot like me knows when to turn phone on airplane mode, open that notepad where nobody innocent gets shat on, and I can gleefully insult bit after pissed off bit until more typing than I can fathom lay ahead. 
    I -am- the Cataclysm Switchblade.
  • DracenDracen
    Fuck. I love @Xenomorph so much. Keep pressin' on, brotherman.
  • RidlynRidlyn
    I'm not much of a soccer person..

    But that Asia Cup final is up there with any sporting match (of any type) I've seen for stress and pressure (if not skill)

    Bonus points for being one of the rare times I get to watch my team win (I think I'm cursed).

  • BluefBluef Delos
    edited February 2015
    Snow day! College won't be opening until noon (and I was supposed to teach from 8-9:25 a.m.). Yay! :smiley: 
  • DracenDracen
    People like @Bluef can make you smile.

    evenifshesanevilwitchwhoeatsbabiesandkillsunwedmothers
  • TrillianaTrilliana
    Some nights... all I need are funny stories. This is one of those nights.

    for those curious. 
    meh


  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    #MKR2015 Been waiting so long for this to start and it looks like it's going to be a good season too!
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • AegothAegoth
    Kyrra said:
    #MKR2015 Been waiting so long for this to start and it looks like it's going to be a good season too!
    uhh... Magic Knight Rayearth?
  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    Aegoth said:
    Kyrra said:
    #MKR2015 Been waiting so long for this to start and it looks like it's going to be a good season too!
    uhh... Magic Knight Rayearth?
    My Kitchen Rules
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    edited February 2015
    So I ranted recently that my skullcandy earbuds, after nearly two years, had the sound no longer coming out of the left side. I sent them in on Friday, thinking I'd be without a decent pair for at least a month (the website said to allow 4-6 weeks to process). Over the weekend, I found a pair of decently-branded earbuds on sale online from $25 to $2.95 and free shipping. I ordered them, knowing it'd be about two weeks before they got here but not at all unhappy about it, figuring they'd be a good temporary replacement until I get mine, and then I can pass them on to the boyfriend (who could also use a new pair himself).

    My package to their location in Utah arrived yesterday afternoon (woohoo first class mail), and on top of that, it got processed at around noon today, so literally four days of waiting, instead of four or more weeks. I got a full refund (which is hilarious, since I bought them on sale for $17 and change, but the full refund is $20) in the form of a coupon code, which I applied towards these babies. $10 to turn in used headphones and get a new, upgraded pair? Yes please. Boyfriend gets the other likely to be mostly unused pair himself, so win win!

    They should be here in 5-10 days, as well, so I'm totally excited - now I just wonder which will arrive first :open_mouth:. Also looking into possibly getting three 3DS games (Majora's Mask, Story of Seasons (the new Harvest Moon), and Mario Kart 7) when my refund gets here (HURRY UP IRS) for around $85, which is amazing for brand new games, and two of them not even released yet. It's nice to be able to purchase a few entertaining and pleasant extras, instead of having to be annoyed at things breaking and being too expensive to replace. 
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • AriettieAriettie
    Harper Lee is publishing a new book called "Go Set a Watchman." It's essentially a sequel to "To Kill a Mockingbird" which is one of my two favorite books of all time. My cat is named after Scout from the book. I don't care how big of a nerd this makes me (none of you have room to talk - we all play a text-based game), this is literally the highlight of my day! The countdown to July is on.
  • KerriaKerria The Red Lioness
    My roommate has a serious concussion and wasn't talking for four days. Tonight I show up and she's talking up a storm. We watched a movie together and I don't think I was ever so more greatful for her mid movie commentary. 

    there's still swelling around her spinal cord cord but she can  Move and feel most of her torso. Doctors are hoping there's no pertinent damage, and with the swelling going down quickly it's jut a matter of time.


  • RuthRuth Singapore
    This year is.. Like a year of concerts for me. First, there was an Ed Sheeran concert (in March) which I bought tickets for, then a Lindsey Stirling concert (in March) which I also got tickets for.

    Now, the Piano Guys are apparently coming down in April to a concert hall next to my workplace, and I can't resist wanting to gooooo! Ugh, this is going to be so expensive if I decide to go.. :S 
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • ValariaValaria
    Aegoth said:
    Kyrra said:
    #MKR2015 Been waiting so long for this to start and it looks like it's going to be a good season too!
    uhh... Magic Knight Rayearth?
    I recall that this anime has the best twist plot in anime world. 

    2015/01/12
Tecton, the Terraformer has bestowed His divine favour upon you. It will last for approximately 1 Achaean month.
  • RuthRuth Singapore
    Just had my test for MRI specialisation today. Been waiting on the list for over a year, coming to 2 years. Had anxiety issues for the test since last November.

    I had never been so intimidated for a test before! Just the silence was unbearable as you plan scan after scan, and the fact that you can see them scribble on a piece of paper by your side.

    Ugh! At least it's over, which means I can relax fully on my two weeks' annual leave and vacation through Valentine's Day and Chinese New Year! 
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • DracenDracen
    ...Two weeks? My dear lord. So jealous.
  • TreyTrey
    Ruth said:
    Just had my test for MRI specialisation today. Been waiting on the list for over a year, coming to 2 years. Had anxiety issues for the test since last November.

    I had never been so intimidated for a test before! Just the silence was unbearable as you plan scan after scan, and the fact that you can see them scribble on a piece of paper by your side.

    Ugh! At least it's over, which means I can relax fully on my two weeks' annual leave and vacation through Valentine's Day and Chinese New Year! 
     

  • LoalaineLoalaine England
    5 assignments into my first year of my degree. 1sts all the waaay so far!  :D
  • HerenicusHerenicus The Western Front


    Anchors Aweigh


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