What Happened To You Today?

Dunn

Didn't get stomped that hard if we got a sanction tho. GG @Truax!

Kirok

Vhayne said:

Today I discovered Rainbow Criticals. I will never stop hunting.

Can you point me that way? I found a script but I can’t get it to work!

edit: Oh, my thing! I received my voter’s registration card!

[Deleted User]

Kirok said:

Vhayne said:

Today I discovered Rainbow Criticals. I will never stop hunting.

Can you point me that way? I found a script but I can’t get it to work!

edit: Oh, my thing! I received my voter’s registration card!

http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/5323/better-rainbows

Fun spars with @Klendathu and @Yarron. I felt a little bad cheesing poor Klen, but bard hurts

Also I found an interesting bug...

You are holding:
   Wielded: Right hand: doll171467 a vodun doll roughly resembling Klendathu
Additional wearables:
   doll318660 a living vodun doll of Klendathu
   doll441591 a vodun doll roughly resembling Klendathu
   doll369753 a vodun doll roughly resembling Klendathu
Misc:
   doll359415 a living vodun doll of Thiev
   doll24276 a living vodun doll of Secipri
You are wearing:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
6 items were shown.
 [4791h 100m] (exckdb) - (57.4%) 09:38:24:454

They were gonna be my quartet (Klentet) of singing Klendathu dolls.

Ismay

You have slain a Vertani guard, retrieving the corpse.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 96.
You have reached the illustrious level of Master of Sapience.



Just 3 more to go!

Mezghar

You have been slain by Dunn. Today i set a new sound trigger for this death specifically. It is the sound of a large crowd booing. Pretty much sums up the feeling. RIP

Caelan

After a house hunt, I made Krep (novice in the house) think an evil cricket wanted his soul.  Was good fun.

Melodie

?      

Klendathu

Pyori said:

They were gonna be my quartet (Klentet) of singing Klendathu dolls.

We can ill afford another Klendathu

Cataleya

You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
You have slain a keen-eyed archer, retrieving the corpse.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level
91.
You have reached the illustrious level of 5th Order of the Hyperphysical.
A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Nataliia

That moment when you log into this...

A black crow flaps in with a raucous shriek, wild fury in its piercing eyes. It disdainfully drops a letter into your hands before wheeling to soar away.

 p letter

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to

keep it from unfurling.

It has 10 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

An elegant white letter is holding:

Nothing.

It can contain of a total of 6 items.

= [Sail Furled] [Hull] [Wind: SE@11 kts] [Crs/Spd: W@0] [Seas: Choppy]

 14:35 | H:6835-105% | M:7144-100% | 82.5% 141 | TarHP:  | read letter
There is nothing written there.

The suspense

Ozmatiah

Oz unfortunately lives a rather quiet life, no order, no important roles, pretty lackluster combatant. So most of my Divine/Admin interactions have been kind of just tagging along and observing other events, and then just so happens while alone in the Underrealm.

Gattan'bahar arrives from the ether.  

How awesome someone is here to come see little ole me how exciting.

Gattan'bahar leans forward and whispers a single word into your ear: "Die".

As you move to push her away, you realise that you cannot move. Cold hands wrap around your throat 

from behind and in a moment of horrified realisation you realise that your very shadow has become 

the instrument of your end. The crackle of snapping bone is the final thing you hear before you are 

dropped, lifeless, to the ground.

You have been slain by Gattan'bahar.

Well okay, pretty badass, still exciting. Wish that little kid didn't break my leg so I could see if by the grace of some magic devour would have went through.

A+++ would get stomped again.

Halos

Quotes of the day

Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "In just under a day's time, the Kings of the Hill tournament shall commence! I am your host, Tharos the fan favourite, and there shall be no silly "hear ye" or "oh yez" from me! Instead you shall be treated to commentary of sublime quality from the arena stands in Delos!"

Bruyan, the town crier shouts, "Hear ye, hear ye! Foolish announcer of arena games makes pitiful attempt at mockery of most handsome and verbose town crier! Oh yez!"

Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "If your backwater village actually had an arena, no doubt it would burn down from hot air."

Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "For those asking me about rules and regulations, all will become clear soon enough!"

Dawnlord Atalkez Al'Jafri, Avatar of Light shouts, "Bruyan would have already answered the questions!"

Shield Commander Shirszae Nynniaw, Taxiarch of War shouts, "Hear, hear."

Eminent Master Farrah Roualt shouts, "Blasphemy. Tharos is the only true announcer."

Bruyan, the town crier shouts, "Hear ye, hear ye! Stupid Prime gets one thing right in complimenting munificence of magnanimous town crier! Inevitable death still guaranteed! Oh yez!"

Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "In half a day we will commence the Year 770 Kings of the Hill tournament! When the time comes, I will call all captains and their teams to gather, and be available to answer your questions in a polite and measured manner, unless you are Atalkez, in which case I will bring my most effective vitriol with me!"

Tharos, the Herald of Delos has graciously sent Atalkez to the Halls of Death to finish his foozle card.

Tharos, the Herald of Delos has graciously sent Atalkez to the Halls of Death to finish his foozle card.

Tharos, the Herald of Delos says, "Sartanic Servants, you may join team red."
Tharos, the Herald of Delos says, "Visible Army, team blue."
Tharos, the Herald of Delos exclaims, "Onward!"
Solnir Ashture, Guardian of the Blades says to Tharos, the Herald of Delos with a drawling, Delmarin accent, "Visible Army wasn't here to hear you."
Tharos, the Herald of Delos says, "I'm making them aware."
Jarrod Dracrotalus says in a smooth, low voice, "Tharos can keep track of thirty different people running about like idiots grabbing eggs, I think he can keep track of where a single team is at."

TEAM RED stands triumphant, winner of the King of the Hill game in The Matsuhama Arena!
Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "Team Rice are victorious in not only this bout but the Kings of the Hill tournament as a whole, remaining undefeated through every single match!"

Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "Ellodin, Rom, Iakimen, Crixos, and Chiam are thusly named Kings of the Hill, claiming the grand prize of 2000 credits for their team, Team Rice!"

Ellodin Rahal's Carmian voice resonates, "The Rahals will eat well tonight!"

The breeze carries the sound of a fishmonger's grating voice to you.

Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "Well fought to Farrah, Atalkez, Eigen, Issam, and Mezghar, coming in second place with the 500 credit prize!"

Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "All participants have received medals for their participation, and I will be issuing the grand prizes momentarily!"

Tharos, the Herald of Delos shouts, "Well done once again to Team Rice, prizes are all given out!"

Tharos, the Herald of Delos has graciously sent Atalkez to the Halls of Death to finish his foozle card.

Tharos, the Herald of Delos has graciously sent Atalkez to the Halls of Death to finish his foozle card.

(Targossas): Tarchia says, "What.."
(Targossas): Pele says, "Yes?"
(Targossas): Tarchia says, "Curious why Atalkez was killed by Tharos?"
(Targossas): Braver says, "To finish his foozle card."

Tharos is the best

Atalkez

My new friend

Mezghar

This was a super fun tournament. Nice job to everyone that participated, and special love for my Targossas pals. We may not have won it all, but fighting together is always a bunch of fun. Also thank you to all the higher ups for putting this on! @nicola @makarios @ictinus

Tysandr

Klendathu said:

Pyori said:

They were gonna be my quartet (Klentet) of singing Klendathu dolls.

We can ill afford another Klendathu

That was hilarious.

Asmodron

(Hashan): You say, "Ah yes, it indeed would seem General Norij Gaston was leading the Ashtani forces."

(Hashan): You say, "Tch, now where did he end up."

(Court Coliseum): Rispok says, "Gaston, really."

(Court Coliseum): You say, "No....One.."

(Hashan): You say, "Perhaps...no one could fight like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Martien says, "Awful."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "No ones quick like gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "Lead armies like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Eliana says, "He had a thick neck I believe."

(Hashan): Tilia says, "He liked eggs."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "I am pretty sure he was a slick guy."

(Hashan): Martien says, "Douses lights like Gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "How many would you say he consumed? Eggs that is."

(Hashan): Niln says, "Probably at least five dozen a day."

I regret nothing

Ellodin

@Rom @Iakimen @Chiam @Crixos @Tasuu

He dominated all competition in the Year 770 Kings of the Hill tournament.

Thank you team RICE. All of our opponents were great fun and posed their own problems, and though the tournament took much longer than we thought it would, it was exciting.

[Deleted User]

Asmodron said:

(Hashan): You say, "Ah yes, it indeed would seem General Norij Gaston was leading the Ashtani forces."

(Hashan): You say, "Tch, now where did he end up."

(Court Coliseum): Rispok says, "Gaston, really."

(Court Coliseum): You say, "No....One.."

(Hashan): You say, "Perhaps...no one could fight like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Martien says, "Awful."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "No ones quick like gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "Lead armies like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Eliana says, "He had a thick neck I believe."

(Hashan): Tilia says, "He liked eggs."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "I am pretty sure he was a slick guy."

(Hashan): Martien says, "Douses lights like Gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "How many would you say he consumed? Eggs that is."

(Hashan): Niln says, "Probably at least five dozen a day."

I regret nothing

You probably should.

Mezghar

To think Mathilda left us for Beauty and the Beast groupies. Much disapoint.

[Deleted User]

Mezghar said:

To think Mathilda left us for Beauty and the Beast groupies. Much disapoint.

Well she was a darkwalker all along.

Minifie

Pyori said:

Mezghar said:

To think Mathilda left us for Beauty and the Beast groupies. Much disapoint.

Well she was a darkwalker all along.

A plot twist even @Mezghar saw coming? .

Mathilda

i left because hashan has better dental

Minifie

Mathilda said:

i left because hashan has better dental

How good are we talking?

Asmodron

Minifie said:

Mathilda said:

i left because hashan has better dental

How good are we talking?

So good that even Twilight got uncomfortable with the shine.

Cooper

Asmodron said:

(Hashan): You say, "Ah yes, it indeed would seem General Norij Gaston was leading the Ashtani forces."

(Hashan): You say, "Tch, now where did he end up."

(Court Coliseum): Rispok says, "Gaston, really."

(Court Coliseum): You say, "No....One.."

(Hashan): You say, "Perhaps...no one could fight like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Martien says, "Awful."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "No ones quick like gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "Lead armies like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Eliana says, "He had a thick neck I believe."

(Hashan): Tilia says, "He liked eggs."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "I am pretty sure he was a slick guy."

(Hashan): Martien says, "Douses lights like Gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "How many would you say he consumed? Eggs that is."

(Hashan): Niln says, "Probably at least five dozen a day."

I regret nothing

You should probably regret starting and encouraging OOC on the city channel as a city leader. 

Minifie

Fun little fight in the sunderlands! @Tjay had no vials so we had to tag him out for alrena. Also stop zerging me in snek, I have no helf!

Sobriquet

Cooper said:

Asmodron said:

(Hashan): You say, "Ah yes, it indeed would seem General Norij Gaston was leading the Ashtani forces."

(Hashan): You say, "Tch, now where did he end up."

(Court Coliseum): Rispok says, "Gaston, really."

(Court Coliseum): You say, "No....One.."

(Hashan): You say, "Perhaps...no one could fight like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Martien says, "Awful."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "No ones quick like gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "Lead armies like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Eliana says, "He had a thick neck I believe."

(Hashan): Tilia says, "He liked eggs."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "I am pretty sure he was a slick guy."

(Hashan): Martien says, "Douses lights like Gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "How many would you say he consumed? Eggs that is."

(Hashan): Niln says, "Probably at least five dozen a day."

I regret nothing

You should probably regret starting and encouraging OOC on the city channel as a city leader. 

Genuine question, but I assume there is a reference here I am missing?

Minifie

Sobriquet said:

Cooper said:

Asmodron said:

(Hashan): You say, "Ah yes, it indeed would seem General Norij Gaston was leading the Ashtani forces."

(Hashan): You say, "Tch, now where did he end up."

(Court Coliseum): Rispok says, "Gaston, really."

(Court Coliseum): You say, "No....One.."

(Hashan): You say, "Perhaps...no one could fight like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Martien says, "Awful."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "No ones quick like gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "Lead armies like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Eliana says, "He had a thick neck I believe."

(Hashan): Tilia says, "He liked eggs."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "I am pretty sure he was a slick guy."

(Hashan): Martien says, "Douses lights like Gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "How many would you say he consumed? Eggs that is."

(Hashan): Niln says, "Probably at least five dozen a day."

I regret nothing

You should probably regret starting and encouraging OOC on the city channel as a city leader. 

Genuine question, but I assume there is a reference here I am missing?

I'm ok with those references, but CT is a toughie. I dunno, I giggled, but I sung fly a kite and nearly got zapped for it. I guess if someone asks me to cut it out I'll stop, but if people are embracing it I would be ok with it.

Asmodron

Cooper said:

Asmodron said:

(Hashan): You say, "Ah yes, it indeed would seem General Norij Gaston was leading the Ashtani forces."

(Hashan): You say, "Tch, now where did he end up."

(Court Coliseum): Rispok says, "Gaston, really."

(Court Coliseum): You say, "No....One.."

(Hashan): You say, "Perhaps...no one could fight like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Martien says, "Awful."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "No ones quick like gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "Lead armies like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Eliana says, "He had a thick neck I believe."

(Hashan): Tilia says, "He liked eggs."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "I am pretty sure he was a slick guy."

(Hashan): Martien says, "Douses lights like Gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "How many would you say he consumed? Eggs that is."

(Hashan): Niln says, "Probably at least five dozen a day."

I regret nothing

You should probably regret starting and encouraging OOC on the city channel as a city leader. 

There is a very very big difference between talking OOC, and simply using achaean methods to communicate or showcase something with OOC influence. We see this all the time, even admin like to do it. From the way we talk to certain fashion sense, even certain recipes.

This is a game, people enjoy to act quirky now and again. Not everything needs to be insulted and or judged.

Just chill

Asmodron

Sobriquet said:

Cooper said:

Asmodron said:

(Hashan): You say, "Ah yes, it indeed would seem General Norij Gaston was leading the Ashtani forces."

(Hashan): You say, "Tch, now where did he end up."

(Court Coliseum): Rispok says, "Gaston, really."

(Court Coliseum): You say, "No....One.."

(Hashan): You say, "Perhaps...no one could fight like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Martien says, "Awful."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "No ones quick like gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "Lead armies like Gaston?"

(Hashan): Eliana says, "He had a thick neck I believe."

(Hashan): Tilia says, "He liked eggs."

(Hashan): Bellis says, "I am pretty sure he was a slick guy."

(Hashan): Martien says, "Douses lights like Gaston."

(Hashan): You say, "How many would you say he consumed? Eggs that is."

(Hashan): Niln says, "Probably at least five dozen a day."

I regret nothing

You should probably regret starting and encouraging OOC on the city channel as a city leader. 

Genuine question, but I assume there is a reference here I am missing?

Gaston is the name of a character in Beauty and the Beast, which a song was made after him with the theme: "No one <X> like Gaston".