What Happened To You Today?

Dunn

Told you @Farrah

Farrah

You cannot beat the bats.

Relevant:

(Order): Mezghar says, "Lord, I have a mildly important question. Is it true that you have a bat?"

(Order): Deucalion says, "I have a bat."

(Order): You say, "Can we have a day when our bats meet Your bat?"

(Order): You say, "We have so many bats. It will be great."

(Order): Deucalion says, "Why do you all have bats?"

(Order): You say, "Because of the ancient Caefir custom, Lord."

(Order): Talamond says, "Aye. Passed from one generation to the next. Never written down, but spoken of in hushed tones."

(Order): You say, ""Thus it was that the Lord accepted the bat. And thus the bat became sacred.""

(Order): Talamond says, "'And His Vessels did follow, each in turn procuring the sacred animal in Faith.'"

(Order): Deucalion says, "What a fascinating custom."

Rangor

In Artemis' order we have the Taniwha. Much cooler, they live in volcanoes.

Nataliia

Rangor said:

In Artemis' order we have the Taniwha. Much cooler, they live in volcanoes.

That's hot.

Aegoth

Sartan's Order has daemonic winged jackals writhed in hellfire. I think we win

Tahquil

Mezghar arrives from the south, he is followed by a tiny squeak bat.
Farrah arrives from the south, she is followed by a tiny squeak bat.

Talamond arrives from the south, he is followed by a tiny squeak bat.

<Generic Targossas room>
Lord Deucalion of the Righteous Fire. He wields a flaming cricket bat of ass-paddling in both hands.

Deucalion says, "Oh."

Dunn

I haven't told Babel that we converted the pit in the Caverns to a puppy room...

Mathilda

          

Atalkez

         

Nataliia

At the behest of the Dark Lord, a swarm of insidious bats arrives from the depths of the Shadow Realms, rapaciously peeling the flesh from Micaelis's bones until nothing remains but a broken, ossified husk.

Apparently your desire for bats were answered?

Caelan

Dunn said:

I haven't told Babel that we converted the pit in the Caverns to a puppy room...

Who runs the doggy daycare?

Aralaya

Nataliia said:

At the behest of the Dark Lord, a swarm of insidious bats arrives from the depths of the Shadow Realms, rapaciously peeling the flesh from Micaelis's bones until nothing remains but a broken, ossified husk.

Apparently your desire for bats were answered?

Micaelis is Aarashi tho.

Dunn

Caelan said:

Dunn said:

I haven't told Babel that we converted the pit in the Caverns to a puppy room...

Who runs the doggy daycare?

@Jhui. He retired from a life of violence. 

Achilles

I am still confused that there are more than 2 active Caefir, how times have changed.

Dunn

Would you mind listing them here??????????

(kidding)

Talamond

Just look for the trademark bat.

Nataliia

Talamond said:

Just look for the trademark bat.

Trademark bat, you say?

Dunn

(tm)  

Torinn

Got eaten by a big tentacle monster.  Just another Thursday night, amirite?  ...Guys?  ...Anybody?

Adrik

@Mezghar is a dirty DIRTY LIAR.

Caelan

Dunn said:

Caelan said:

Dunn said:

I haven't told Babel that we converted the pit in the Caverns to a puppy room...

Who runs the doggy daycare?

@Jhui. He retired from a life of violence. 

I do love when the justice system works and they reform like that.  Kudos to @Babel for taking a chance on a poor parolee

Dunn

Addendum to my post yesterday about the fat pet:

Gliding about in ebon-hued robes, Aucri, a Babelonian acolyte approaches from the stairs and pads silently towards the crenellations, her gaze never leaving the World Tree.

A pudgy beaver kit follows dutifully after Aucri, looking almost too fat to move.

All worn out, a rather fat beaver kit curls up with his head resting upon his tail.

You peer at a rather fat beaver kit unscrupulously.

Kresslack

My friend asked me what I was playing, and I did that think I'm sure most of us have done where we quickly ponder whether or not to try and explain Achaea and all that it is.

Being that I know them to be the RP and DnD sort, I went ahead and explained and showed them, and I think they're slowly working their way down the rabbit hole of no return.

I'm excited for them to discover Achaea and get their adventures underway, so hopefully it's to their liking.

Mezghar

I'm just going to stop reading Dunn's posts. Stupid cute fat beaver, stupid adorable Nihilist girl. God.

Torrent

In Ourania's Order we had kitten playdates, was always a blast when Prospero's kitten and others joined up. Divine kitty parties!!!

Rangor

Torrent said:

In Ourania's Order we had kitten playdates, was always a blast when Prospero's kitten and others joined up. Divine kitty parties!!!

Now try explaining how that works to someone who does not play achaea.

Vhayne

Today I discovered Rainbow Criticals. I will never stop hunting.

Mezghar

Today, @deucalion made Dunn keep his doggo away from me. Papa Deuc also may or may not have seen me pet said fluffy puppy before it was banished. I am weak. Lets hope He forgives me like @farrah does

Dunn

He's going to wipe any memory of every cute doggo ever from your brain. Can't be tempted by Nihilist propagandogs.

[Deleted User]

Don't even care that we got stomped 15v5. Got my first sanction ever!

2018/04/27 17:18:58 - Truax has sanctioned a raid against The City of Targossas.