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  • DunnDunn
    Battlements is never lacking someone to kick the crap out of for personal gain. 


  • PyoriPyori
    Dunn said:
    Battlements is never lacking someone to kick the crap out of for personal gain. 
    Voluntarily, or otherwise. Particularly if Mizik's around.

  • AralayaAralaya
    Pyori said:
    Dunn said:
    Battlements is never lacking someone to kick the crap out of for personal gain. 
    Voluntarily, or otherwise. Particularly if Mizik's around.
    Just marry someone and tell them to hold still.

    Then proceed to kill them.

    ( <3@Talamond)


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
  • AntoniusAntonius
    Aralaya said:
    Pyori said:
    Dunn said:
    Battlements is never lacking someone to kick the crap out of for personal gain. 
    Voluntarily, or otherwise. Particularly if Mizik's around.
    Just marry someone and tell them to hold still.

    Then proceed to kill them.

    ( <3@Talamond)
    Why bother marrying somebody when there are artied afk people at Rally point pretty much all the time?

    Results of disembowel testing | Knight limb counter | GMCP AB files

  • AralayaAralaya
    Antonius said:
    Aralaya said:
    Pyori said:
    Dunn said:
    Battlements is never lacking someone to kick the crap out of for personal gain. 
    Voluntarily, or otherwise. Particularly if Mizik's around.
    Just marry someone and tell them to hold still.

    Then proceed to kill them.

    ( <3@Talamond)
    Why bother marrying somebody when there are artied afk people at Rally point pretty much all the time?
    Shit! I've been had!


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
  • AntoniusAntonius
    Aralaya said:
    Antonius said:
    Aralaya said:
    Pyori said:
    Dunn said:
    Battlements is never lacking someone to kick the crap out of for personal gain. 
    Voluntarily, or otherwise. Particularly if Mizik's around.
    Just marry someone and tell them to hold still.

    Then proceed to kill them.

    ( <3@Talamond)
    Why bother marrying somebody when there are artied afk people at Rally point pretty much all the time?
    Shit! I've been had!
    A divorce is only 10k!

    Results of disembowel testing | Knight limb counter | GMCP AB files

  • TalamondTalamond Atop his throne of books
    But growing old together after a lifetime of memories...

    Priceless.
    https://stackup.org
    https://www.takethis.org
  • AralayaAralaya
    Talamond said:
    But growing old together after a lifetime of memories...

    Priceless.
    I prefer the on demand target practice


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
  • TalamondTalamond Atop his throne of books
    I think if you asked Tala, that's what he thinks marriage is at this point.
    https://stackup.org
    https://www.takethis.org
  • AchillesAchilles Los Angeles
    Marriage is for tax reasons and children.  In Achaea you don't pay taxes (unless a shop owner) and you generally want to disown most of your children.  
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  • ChubbsChubbs
    Achilles said:
    Marriage is for tax reasons and children.  In Achaea you don't pay taxes (unless a shop owner) and you generally want to disown most of your children.  
    Does car insurance fall under tax reasons? I have a friend who got married for better car insurance.
  • AchillesAchilles Los Angeles
    I guess if it saves that much, I guess immigration, tax reasons, insurance reasons are valid reasons.
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  • AralayaAralaya
    I use him for free target practice. Also the house is in his name :(


    Tecton-Today at 6:17 PM

    teehee b.u.t.t. pirates
  • RangorRangor
    Dochitha said:
    Puxi said:
    Why was I first target?! Jerk!!!
    It's 4 letters, I thought it's easy to type.

    Tbh, if you are not killed, you gonna kill so many people. The damage output is crazy.

    Someone gimme autotargeting.
    You know where to go for autotargeting baby
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  • PyoriPyori
    Rangor said:
    Dochitha said:
    Puxi said:
    Why was I first target?! Jerk!!!
    It's 4 letters, I thought it's easy to type.

    Tbh, if you are not killed, you gonna kill so many people. The damage output is crazy.

    Someone gimme autotargeting.
    You know where to go for autotargeting baby
    Targossas, if the complaining and bitching on Discord is anything to go by.

  • MinifieMinifie
    Can I have some auto pls? 
  • NazihkNazihk
    edited February 2018
    Achilles said:
    I guess if it saves that much, I guess immigration, tax reasons, insurance reasons are valid reasons.
    Health insurance is absolutely a good reason for marriage if you're unfortunate enough to be American.
  • KriexKriex
    Pyori said:

    Targossas, if the complaining and bitching on Discord is anything to go by.
    Ummm, I don't auto target, not sure where thats coming from. I can only think of like maybe 2 people who do it too
  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo Domingo
    Everyone knows every faction but the one you happen to play in auto-does everything. Get on with the times.  :p

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

  • KriexKriex
    Shirszae said:
    Everyone knows every faction but the one you happen to play in auto-does everything. Get on with the times.  :p
    Shit, my bad.

    <forumrp>
    WE DONT AUTO ANYTHING YOU FILTHY SCRUB GET GUD
    <\forumrp>
  • MinifieMinifie
    NOBODY autos anything, but to get good you gotta auto everything. I just assume everyone autos and I'm too lazy to join that club. Back to watching gumball with the gum son!
  • PyoriPyori
    Kriex said:
    Pyori said:

    Targossas, if the complaining and bitching on Discord is anything to go by.
    Ummm, I don't auto target, not sure where thats coming from. I can only think of like maybe 2 people who do it too
    Never said you did. Hell I never said Targossas does, even... I pretty blatantly implied it's what convos on Discord generally devolve into.

  • TalamondTalamond Atop his throne of books
    One of the public places I frequent blocked the Achaea forums. I tested on the other IRE games to find Imperian and Starmourn also blocked, but not Aetolia or Lusternia.

    I find this highly suspicious.
    https://stackup.org
    https://www.takethis.org
  • TysandrTysandr
    Thanks @Cooper

    You quickly assemble a mammoth tusk armband.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You are holding:
    Additional wearables:
       armband420183       a mammoth tusk armband
    You are wearing:
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    1 items were shown.

    This hollowed out mammoth tusk forms an armband that fits around the forearm, polished to an ivory sheen. Glowing lines of pale blue form patterns over the surface, resembling falling snowflakes. The inscriptions come together in the middle of the armband to display a pupil-less eye, always gazing outward.
    It weighs 2 ounce(s).
    It possesses the artefact power of celerity.
    It bears the distinctive mark of Tysandr.
    It will reset to you.
    "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

  • PlakPlak
    Today I learned about bamboo and broken fingers, averted a “who is prettier death trap”, spoke about cooking and tailoring, played with suicidemice and had a great time with my mentor and the rest of Mhaldor!

    Oh and an Ashtani appeared out of nowhere and killed my friend and all I did was bop his nose and slip him mickeys and itchpowder; I learned and I’ll get you next time though!
  • TysandrTysandr

    You quickly assemble an amulet of misty ice.

    You are now wearing an amulet of misty ice.

    Durzaan says, "What's that?"

    You say, "Buckawn's!"

    You squeal in excitement.

    Comprehension flashes across Durzaan's face.

    You dodge nimbly aside as sticky webbing sprays out from Durzaan.

    "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

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