What Happened To You Today?

Caelan

How does it measure on the Farrah scale though?  If less than 3 deaths, quitcherbitchin. :P 


Curious if this is the same person that threatened IRE.

Atalkez

Uhh, p sure I die way more than Farrah lol

Sobriquet

6 kills in a mini raid of Targ brought my 450 up.  Not much compared to some, but a nice little milestone for me.

Ashmond

Finally managed it:

Your shield completely absorbs the damage.

%62h, %68m, %93e, %99w etw [NW|SW] (41017)-(6%)[] A:0 

In a fluid motion, an orc archer draws a wickedly sharp dagger from his boot and stabs you deeply in the leg.

Sprinting to a safe distance, an orc archer quickly draws and looses an arrow at you, grazing your flesh.

Your shield completely absorbs the damage.

%54h, %68m, %93e, %99w etw [NW|SW] (41017)-(6%)[] A:0 (-411h, 7.8%) 

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

[ SYS ]:  || HUNT || YOU REAP ARCHER

[ SYS ]:  CRUSHING CRITICAL 4X HIT! - KICK ASS! - #497 | 16.68%

You have slain an orc archer, retrieving the corpse.

[ SYS ]:  SLAIN: 266 Denizens!

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 99.

You have reached the illustrious level of Greater Dragon.

A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

[Rage]: +4.4. Total: 26.6 Now Available: Curse

[ SYS ]:  RAGE RAGE

You may drink another health or mana elixir. (4.384s)

(svof): Your max health increased by 51h/0% to 5339.

(svof): Your max mana increased by 41m/0% to 4435.

%54h, %67m, %92e, %98w etw [NW|SW] (41068)-()[] A:0 (sip health)

You take a drink from a cedarwood vial.

 

Morthif

- 2017/11/01 03:57:13 - Syarx has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:13 - Tesha has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:13 - Nyneve has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:16 - Vender has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:16 - Dalran has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:16 - Nazihk has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:16 - Austere has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:16 - Zulah has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:16 - Atalkez has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:19 - Shanei has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:21 - Vender has been eliminated.

- 2017/11/01 03:57:22 - Connell has been eliminated.

Tahquil

Mechanical Boxes are back in the wheel

Antidas

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/CrPUcdml

Oh boy...

Asmodron

Antidas said:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/CrPUcdml

Oh boy...

Well at least you achieved something

Kayeil

Antidas said:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/CrPUcdml

Oh boy...

So wait... the discontinued SoW cookie jar is a possibility?

Krypton

It's just a symbol for the Wonders talisman set.

Kayeil

Krypton said:

It's just a symbol for the Wonders talisman set.

Oh, sad.

Kyrra

has just given you a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride.

A figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride.

Tendrils of green mist enshroud the figurine of Hecate, coalescing into an eerie penumbra

flecked with sickly white hues. Though she commands a height of almost eight inches, she stands 

hunched in a stoop. Her grotesque bulk is cloaked in an unusual wedding gown, the garment's 

black lace and red silk design at once brazen and vivacious, flowing along the crooked contours 

of her body to fall beside a pair of dazzling slippers decorated with glittering rubies. 

Gnarled, bony hands clasp a silver bouquet, decorated with the severed head of Daeir 

Wintermourne amid its dazzling array of diamond drops. A sheer carmine veil covers her head, 

revealing little of the crone's face beside rheumy eyes and a toothless mouth twisted into a 

grin with little mirth and ample malice.

This battler has been victorious 0 times.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 0 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Kyrra.

It will reset to you.

Antonius

Can we get a @Deucalion battle figurine that always beats it, too?

Dunn

And then a @Glaaki figurine so @Deucalion can get held back by his bros.

Xias

Daeir said:

OH GOD IT'S A BATTLE FIGURINE NOW TOO?

OH NOOOOOOOOO

You should get gold royalties everytime someone wins a figurine, for face likeness rights 

Mathilda

and a Lorielan figurine, the bro that holds back Deucalion!

Skye

what're her battle messages like and is there any wet dredging?

Kyrra

Skye said:

what're her battle messages like and is there any wet dredging?

I’ve no idea! I never thought to check yet and it’s the only figurine I have. Do people still battle?

Antonius

Dunn said:

And then a @Glaaki figurine so @Deucalion can get held back by his bros.

Held back so Glaaki didn't get his ass beat, you mean?

Farrah

Antonius said:

Dunn said:

And then a @Glaaki figurine so @Deucalion can get held back by his bros.

Held back so Glaaki didn't get his ass beat, you mean?

I heard Deucalion was going to pwn the whole Plane but Sartan and Lorielan, those dirty Chaos sympathisers, jumped in to protect Glaaki.

Minifie

Glaaki does rhyme with "mess Deucalion the feck up" so I know where my money would go.

Dunn

Antonius said:

Dunn said:

And then a @Glaaki figurine so @Deucalion can get held back by his bros.

Held back so Glaaki didn't get his ass beat, you mean?

One day this will make an excellent bet. 

Xaden

For a brief moment I thought that the entire Chaos faction was about to go boom and Ashtan was getting another rebuild. Hopefully this helps build towards a more active and fun faction.

Klendathu

Xaden said:

For a brief moment I thought that the entire Chaos faction was about to go boom and Ashtan was getting another rebuild. Hopefully this helps build towards a more active and fun faction.

I'm not sure we can cope with more fun. The things the chaos spawn can do with tentacles...

Solnir

Daeir said:

OH GOD IT'S A BATTLE FIGURINE NOW TOO?

OH NOOOOOOOOO

Remember when you were going to go dormant?

Should've gone dormant.

[Deleted User]

So happy that this could be a Rave:

Nothing is left of this once-mighty warhorse but its ivory bones. Despite the absence of flesh and 

muscle, the creature holds his head proudly, and an eerie glow illuminates his eye sockets with the 

strange illusion of life. Tied around his exposed ribcage is a saddle of ragged leather, the ebony 

surface torn and scarred from age-old battles.

A skeletal steed is not one to be trifled with.

Tru's skeletal menagerie is finally complete! 

Kyrra

Skye said:

what're her battle messages like and is there any wet dredging?

You set a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride on the ground, and its limbs begin to jerkily

twitch as it animates.

A figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride judders into action, offering a mirthless cackle. Flexing

her ancient bones, the Crone Mother raises her hands and prepares for battle.

Zulah sets a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride on the ground, and its limbs begin to jerkily

twitch as it animates.

A figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride judders into action, offering a mirthless cackle. Flexing

her ancient bones, the Crone Mother raises her hands and prepares for battle.

Coated in rotting flesh, spectral hands erupt from the ground at the command of a figurine of

Hecate, the Crone Bride, grasping at a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride's legs.

Waving her hands dramatically, a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride conjures a cloud of

virulent smoke that envelops a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride, whose eyes bulge with 

entropic terror even as she chokes within the sickly, noxious fumes.

With speed belying her ancient posture, a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride strides toward a

figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride and clutches her in a murderous embrace. Wheresoever the 

Crone Mother touches a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride's flesh withers and dies.

A cruel laugh falls from the mouth of a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride as she simply

sidesteps the attack.

With speed belying her ancient posture, a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride strides toward a

figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride and clutches her in a murderous embrace. Wheresoever the 

Crone Mother touches a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride's flesh withers and dies.

With speed belying her ancient posture, a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride strides toward a

figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride and clutches her in a murderous embrace. Wheresoever the 

Crone Mother touches a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride's flesh withers and dies.

With speed belying her ancient posture, a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride strides toward a

figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride and clutches her in a murderous embrace. Wheresoever the 

Crone Mother touches a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride's flesh withers and dies.

With speed belying her ancient posture, a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride strides toward a

figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride and clutches her in a murderous embrace. Wheresoever the 

Crone Mother touches a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride's flesh withers and dies.

Waving her hands dramatically, a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride conjures a cloud of

virulent smoke that envelops a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride, whose eyes bulge with 

entropic terror even as she chokes within the sickly, noxious fumes.

A shroud of mist belches into view suddenly, forming a protective shield around a figurine of

Hecate, the Crone Bride and allowing her to absorb the attack.

With speed belying her ancient posture, a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride strides toward a

figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride and clutches her in a murderous embrace. Wheresoever the 

Crone Mother touches a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride's flesh withers and dies.

A figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride shrieks with triumphant delight as her sickly fumes

overwhelm her foe, and spectral hands tear remorselessly at her legs. With a final look of grim 

determination, the Crone Mother presses a finger to a figurine of Hecate, the Crone Bride's 

chest, and watches as her life simply drains away.

Zulah is victorious!

Asmodron

Saw the 500 credit reward

I see no one around

I buy 20 tokens

I win

Discover it is 500 bound credits...while i've been trying to save up unbound....

Should have read the fine print...


Edit: Actually..just reread the announce post, doesnt even mention it >> . The only thing I had to go by it was this: "500 credit jackpot within the next 50 spins on the Wheel of Fortune!"

Trey

Asmodron said:

Saw the 500 credit reward

I see no one around

I buy 20 tokens

I win

Discover it is 500 bound credits...while i've been trying to save up unbound....

Should have read the fine print...


Edit: Actually..just reread the announce post, doesnt even mention it >> . The only thing I had to go by it was this: "500 credit jackpot within the next 50 spins on the Wheel of Fortune!"

The 500cr jackpot has always been bound, afaik.

Minifie

you got a bonus 500cr. Take it and run, bound or not IMO.