What Happened To You Today?

Sayenna

Proficy said:

Seems like he's got a pretty good idea what he's talking about, given what that conversation alone showed of your attitude towards PK rules.

"Not having to deal with me"
>>You literally, in that log, threatened to hunt him while he was afk, because they killed you while you were in his city. ??

"Why it was needed"
>>It's called calling out shitty attitudes when needed to be.

The 'pathetic' behaviour is immediately jumping to OOC (ala mention of AFK) speech, just because you died. It's almost as saddening as the "lol nice auto cath" you said in says the other day, when we killed you while you were defiling.

As Solnir said: great attitude for a CL to have.

Frederich

Proficy doing something that's embarrassing for Mhaldor as a whole, more news at 11.

What happened to me today?

Farrah tried to get me to apply for Prophet of Justice so I could work with her as DL.

Then this binch didn't reapply for a 3rd term.

I SEE THRU UR LIES LIL LADY

Farrah

Solnir said:

Best attitude for a CL to have, well done Mhaldor.

Sayenna said:

As Solnir said: great attitude for a CL to have.

I feel like I'm not meeting these high CL standards. I'll have to up my game.

Volphrin

Hit lvl 65 to get more credits and another BR ability. Attempted theft from Kiet while hunting, ran away faster than Forrest Gump

Boosteya

Good friend (who plays Achaea) tells me he misses me over discord, I tell him I've been a little active in forums.

I know I seriously need to adapt to new offline-life schedule so I can play more. As it stands, my desire to play anything except one-player games is dead like a newbie trying to sass a combatant. This is not going to happen quickly, and I wish it were because of people who keep telling me in various ways, not to mention things I have to do in-game.

Solnir

Farrah said:

Solnir said:

Best attitude for a CL to have, well done Mhaldor.

Sayenna said:

As Solnir said: great attitude for a CL to have.

I feel like I'm not meeting these high CL standards. I'll have to up my game.

Farrahlord is getting out of the CL business, rumour has it

Antidas

Proficy said:

Solnir said:

- 2017/08/20 13:24:09 - The brief flash of a Shornwall defender's blade has 

punctuated Proficy's last breath upon the hallowed ground of Targossas.

Xaden tells you, "You mindless?"
Hrm, okay, I'll travel to Xaden.

- 2017/08/20 13:28:14 - Keeping the head as a trophy, Bloodletter Solnir Ashture 

has collapsed Proficy's skull, bringing him to an agonising end.

tells proficy

Most recent tells:

42) Proficy told You: Guess i m going to have to start killing you afk in the 

city then... left you alone at first, but your starting to become one to make my 

list.

43) You told Proficy: I take that as a compliment.

44) Proficy told You: It shouldnt be, i only kill afk people who i find 

disgustingly dishonorable and pathetic.

45) Proficy told You: Everyone else has earned my respect of fair combat.

46) Proficy told You: But, you will of course take it how you want.

47) You told Proficy: Feel what you like, luckily for me your opinion means less 

than a Cyrenians. You were in our city, I killed you.

Best attitude for a CL to have, well done Mhaldor. He dies trying to guard bash a near empty city, gets killed by two defenders, then talks shit in tells.

Love how your so quick to post and not knowing what your talking about.... 
First no one solo guard bashs.. and who i am will never change regardless of position... i am quite certain i got where i am being how i am. If it is something you dont like... your in the very very fortunate position of not having to deal with me.
Just trying to understand why this was at all needed on a forum post?
and final note... thats not shit talking, that was me making sure you understand whats to come... nothing makes some look so sad or, jus pathetic than when they ask.. "why did you just hit me".. knowing they had it coming 

Lol'd. To be clear...you as a city enemy were in Targossas. He helped kill you for it. So you threaten to gank him while he's afk? Haha

Velthyrax

Hit level 80! No need for food and sleep anymore IC, but really need to eat and get some sleep OOC, finally...

Achilles

Today I got an email informing me of my 5 year achaea forum anniversary.  Crap, what was I suppose to buy for the 5th year, silverware?

Atalkez

Globes

Kiet

I became Tyrannus apparently! Woo

Dear esteemed Tyrant of Mhaldor,<br><br>Since you clearly have a neurotic grudge against shrines at a small<br>oasis, I am assuming that said oasis must resemble the one that surely<br>killed your entire family and also probably your dog. For your benefit,<br>here is your very own oasis. I encourage you to hang it up on your wall<br>and stare vengefully at it whenever the mood strikes you.<br><br>                    %^+<br>  %^%   ___________  |<br>   | __/           \ |<br>   |/    ~    .     \_<br>   /                  \<br>  (    .          ~    )<br>   \_____    ~       _/<br>         \__________/<br><br>Suffer,<br><br>A concerned Caefir Conlaodh

Tahquil

Not going to lie, I thought it was a potato flipping double birds.

Talamond

You can only be so accurate with macaroni art.

Talamond

This actually happened a couple days ago, but I feel the need to share. Trigger warning: facepalm. Tl;dr facepalm, and just scroll past, you durned kids and your eyephonedroids.

So I was in a public place that I frequent, enjoying the quiet and playing my favorite game we all know and love. I heard some grumbling nearby and glanced over to see a short, stocky fellow with one of those haircuts that suggest he might have wanted to join the armed forces at some point but never progressed past repeated viewings of Full Metal Jacket. I turned my attention back, and didn't give it a second thought.

"Hey. ...Hey you."

I realized he was talking to me. I looked back and acknowledged. He guardedly asked me, "Is there a way for someone to take all the internet?" Somewhat confused, but having an inkling of what might have been bothering him, I replied, "Are you having trouble with the WiFi? It's kind of spotty in this area, but it gets better as you move closer to the wall. That's why I'm always sitting over here."

He seemed unconvinced, and his eyes narrowed slightly in a stare I knew all too well: a particular combination of fear, suspicion, and contempt often cast at those who work in the tech fields, or at least know the utility of a right click.

With a subtle sharpness to his voice, he retorted, "Yeah well, I'm havin' trouble gettin' my videos and youtube and stuff. Keeps cuttin' out." (Note: Yes, I know it's "YouTube", but I was unable to detect the proper capitalization in his tone and I don't want to misrepresent anyone.)

I immediately steeled my mind, studying his body composition and positioning. I used my peripheral vision to analyze the surroundings for advantageous ground, inconspicuously removing my right hand from the keyboard and softly clenching it to warm up for the potential confrontation. I awaited his inevitable follow-up statement.

"I just wanna watch my videos. Are you hackin' my internet over there?"

At this point I was struck by two simultaneous, but slightly incongruous thoughts: First, this man's name must surely be Billy, but he earned a childhood nickname, Jojo, that persists to this day. Second, I must be even more terrible at Achaean combat than I thought, if my already incompetent, repeated flailing against Mhaldor can be misconstrued as violating the basic principles of WiFi and the TCP/IP protocols.

Irritated, I gave a generic reply. "That's not how the Internet works. Try moving closer to the wall and see if it's better." To be honest, I knew it wouldn't help him, as I had noticed the plastic build and obscure phone branding that marks subpar WiFi hardware. However, I was not going to reveal this information, as I speculated it might give him some unknown tactical advantage in the coming brawl.

Ignoring my advice anyway, he glared more intensely. "Sure looks like it over there. You hackin' my phone? I bet your hackin' my phone."

Now I realize that the mature thing to have done at this point would have been to de-escalate the situation with either a token showing of empathy, or failing that, simply walking away. Testosterone being what it is, though, I instead opted to feed into his incurable hostility by changing course and giving him a curt, knowing head nod, communicating that I am indeed Neo and he needs to study his Wachowski if he wants to have any feasible advantage here. (In my defense, I did resist the temptation to correct him on the use of "your".)

Undeterred, but clearly at the end of his rope, he stood up and walked over, his looming presence literally eclipsing any chance I had of ignoring him. Presiding aggressively over my merely average frame, he asked my name, his features twisted in an intimidating snarl. In a mysterious, monotone pitch, I answered. I then courteously asked for his (as one does before any honorable duel), even though I already knew it was Jojo.

He declined to state it aloud, instead waving his hand in a rude, dismissive gesture. Giving me a final look of disdain, he strode off with a purposeful gait, glancing behind and giving me a final sneer to let me know that he would be back, and he would not be alone.

I stayed there for a few more hours, waiting with a bit of apprehension if I'm honest. Though, I did make use of the time by googling emergency ninja moves just to be safe. When they came back, I would at least have plenty of Karate diagrams to draw on in order to dispatch the multitude of dastardly warriors.

Unfortunately, my time was wasted, as he did not return. At least not that day. As it happens, I am writing this in the same location, and he is about ten feet from me, arms crossed, and giving me an occasional look, presumably wondering about my consummate hacking abilities.

Moral of the story: Don't take all of Jojo's internet, but if you do, make sure you're Neo. And study your ninja moves.

Magenta

@Talamond - dude, we gotta make this into an IC play somehow.

Talamond

Magenta said:

@Talamond - dude, we gotta make this into an IC play somehow.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stop Stealing My Devotion Regen

Torinn

Perfect

Caelan

Torinn said:

Moral of the story: Don't take all of Jojo's internet, but if you do, make sure you're Neo. And study your ninja moves.

Well clearly it is more likely that he KNOWS you downloaded your Neo Ninja moves.  And he has been sitting there the whole time, trying to get his Ninja Youtubes.  You better watch out.  Once you stop haxxoring his interwebs, you're in for it!

Talamond

Whatever. In That World, he has a name, brother. "Boot."

Edit: That is, if he ever grew a real pair.

Edit edit: For the last goddamn time, Achaea, I'm not Torinn. I'm the other "T" Harbinger. Fk, even the quote button gets us confused.

Farrah

What's there to confuse? You've got the pretty-boy scribe who likes science on one hand and the EVIL religious tyrant who likes making Harbingers cry on the other.

Aralaya

Farrah said:

What's there to confuse? You've got the pretty-boy scribe who likes science on one hand and the EVIL religious tyrant who likes making Harbingers cry on the other.

That is the most accurate description I've ever seen

Talamond

Farrah said:

What's there to confuse? You've got the pretty-boy scribe who likes science on one hand and the EVIL religious tyrant who likes making Harbingers cry on the other.

@Farrah thinks I'm pretty! 

Antonius

Talamond said:

Farrah said:

What's there to confuse? You've got the pretty-boy scribe who likes science on one hand and the EVIL religious tyrant who likes making Harbingers cry on the other.

@Farrah thinks I'm pretty! 

No, you're the other one.

Talamond

General log for the Divine Order of Deucalion, the Righteous Fire:

2017/08/21 18:26:44 - A shrine at 'Southern Road approaching a small oasis' was destroyed.

I don't think it's working.

Edit: @Antonius, I'm pretty sure @Proficy is the other one.

Telendrieth

I went hunting after switching classes and forgot to put my damn armor back on... again.

Shayde

Farrah said:

What's there to confuse? You've got the pretty-boy scribe who likes science

   Too bad he's married

Talamond

I do have a sizeable wingspan. Ladies.   

Edit: And a wife that tried to murder me a few minutes ago. We can put those on market, right? I think this one's defective.

Aralaya

Talamond said:

I do have a sizeable wingspan. Ladies Men.   

Edit: And a wife that tried to murder me a few minutes ago. We can put those on market, right? I think this one's defective.

First of all, ftfy

Second of all, no you can't return me

Nazihk

Of course you can't return Aralaya. Why would they want her back?

Talamond

Cuz I hear the gigglestab store is running low on sass.