What Happened To You Today?

Aralaya

You can now steal all the kills. Just say Tooros and watch as 4 people drop dead
(Ignore that three of them are your team)

Solnir

Tooros with Mutilate is lol also.

Talamond

Fun fact: It's actually part of our scripts. When we see someone about to make a kill, the logic toggles the killStealLol boolean and calculates the exact moment that will cause maximum irritation.

Antonius

Talamond said:

Fun fact: It's actually part of our scripts. When we see someone about to make a kill, the logic toggles the killStealLol boolean and calculates the exact moment that will cause maximum irritation.

This is perfectly okay because you're using a boolean value in your script, and not 1 and 0 to indicate true and false.

Sobriquet

!False

Funny, because it's true

Sayenna

Antonius said:

Talamond said:

Fun fact: It's actually part of our scripts. When we see someone about to make a kill, the logic toggles the killStealLol boolean and calculates the exact moment that will cause maximum irritation.

This is perfectly okay because you're using a boolean value in your script, and not 1 and 0 to indicate true and false.

Jokes on you, he has a boolToString() function that converts it to "1" and "0" respectively.

Talamond

*Joke's

Antonius

Sobriquet said:

!False

Funny, because it's true

What kind of devil language uses capitalised True and False for its boolean values?

Sayenna said:

Antonius said:

Talamond said:

Fun fact: It's actually part of our scripts. When we see someone about to make a kill, the logic toggles the killStealLol boolean and calculates the exact moment that will cause maximum irritation.

This is perfectly okay because you're using a boolean value in your script, and not 1 and 0 to indicate true and false.

Jokes on you, he has a boolToString() function that converts it to "1" and "0" respectively.

You don't seem like a very nice person.

Sayenna

Antonius said:

You don't seem like a very nice person.

I heard his stuff for Alchemist tempers are also stuff like:

   <stuff><br>elseif sanguine_tempers == "2" then<br>   <stuff><br>elseif sanguine_tempers == "3" then<br>   <stuff><br>elseif sanguine_tempers == "4" then<br>   <stuff><br>elseif sanguine_tempers == "5" then<br>   <stuff><br>elseif sanguine_tempers == "6" then<br>   <stuff><br>elseif sanguine_tempers == "7" then<br>   <stuff><br>else<br>   <stuff at "8" tempers><br>end</code></pre>Also he does<br><pre class="CodeBlock"><code>send("clearqueue all")<br>send("queue add eqbal stand")
send("queue add eqbal temper " .. target.. " sanguine")<br>send("queue add eqbal evaluate " .. target .. " humours")<br>send("queue add eqbal truewrack " .. target .. " paralysis impatience")<br>if sanguine_tempers == "1" then<br>

He is a madman.

Talamond

Whatever, @Sayenna. I don't even know what "sanguine" means, hahahaha!

Torinn

Lol you guys 

Talamond

If you guys don't stop making fun of me, I'm going to join the Mudlet team and convert all the scripting to Assembly.

Edit: Or even worse, Visual Basic. Like, the old one.

Rangor

Talamond said:

If you guys don't stop making fun of me, I'm going to join the Mudlet team and convert all the scripting to Assembly.

Edit: Or even worse, Visual Basic. Like, the old one.

Sometimes I have to read and translate assembly code.... The old visual basic is also still widely used in old factories etc.... 

Sayenna

Talamond said:

Edit: Or even worse, Visual Basic. Like, the old one.

I used this and C# in high school, for the entire ~3 years I was doing IT there. It won't be hard on me Let's go.

Morthif

If paralysis then goto 30?

Talamond

You think it won't be hell, but what you poor plebeians fail to remember is that all your VB code has a 50/50 chance of either executing your attack alias or compiling AOL.

Torinn

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Solnir

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Rangor

Talamond said:

You think it won't be hell, but what you poor plebeians fail to remember is that all your VB code has a 50/50 chance of either executing your attack alias or compiling AOL.

Don't forget your exceptions.

Talamond

Oh, right.

try {
  amINonEleusian()
}

catch (ErrorMyNameIsRangor) {
  disableLoS()
  send("pt Guys, I've been suddenly overcome with a crippling fear of success.")
}

Xias

After missing out due to people hunting the village and spending a couple days mapping out moon patterns, I finally finished with Aran'riod! Unfortunately the time in which to complete it happened to be at work this morning with a closed network. So I had to do everything on the mobile app which included braving the wilderness twice without a map and turning in items without the use of item #s (some items had alternate names that I frantically typed on the fly trying to turn in; I've memorized a handful but not all).

At last, I can forget about moon cycles...for now.

Mathilda

Aha! I finally completed Aran'riod on mobile, too, because timezones . Good work!

Frederich

6 of us went into Eleusis agianst like 10-12.

Got fonted & Guarded.

We still came out with more kills overall than them (disregarding guards)

Valaria

Rangor said:

Talamond said:

You think it won't be hell, but what you poor plebeians fail to remember is that all your VB code has a 50/50 chance of either executing your attack alias or compiling AOL.

Don't forget your exceptions.

I dare someone to rewrite mudlet in pure assembly. (libraries allowed of course...)

Rangor

Frederich said:

6 of us went into Eleusis agianst like 10-12.

Got fonted & Guarded.

We still came out with more kills overall than them (disregarding guards)

I'm sure you considered who your 6 were against who the 10-12 eleusians were before going in. I don't know either, but if you got more kills overall I'm guessing your 6 were mostly more experienced or "stronger" than eleusis' 10-12. Good job anyways though, you're welcome to visit and raid whenever you like!

Aegoth

Fred always whines about numbers without taking anything else into account. Best to just ignore him when it comes to anything combat related

Mathilda

Achilles, Xaden, Frederich, Baenor, Bokwus, and me.

Miriew, Naoma, Senoske, Cyro, Mycen, Wicella, Darrod, Aelyn, Hakaido, Aelyn. +guards

The first three of the Targ group is what I'd call artifacted and experienced. It wasn't at all an overwhelming difference that would have made guards 'necessary'.

Torinn

Ahem I was there too.  I don't remember Baenor nor Bokwus participating.  Guess I don't count

Sayenna

It was Achilles, Xaden, Frederich, Torinn, Karren, Mathilda.

First five of those are varying degrees of "well artifacted" and experienced. When it comes to capability, you guys definitely had a solid/better chance at winning (not to say guaranteed win, but bard + priest/dw is fucking scary)... Guards though, lmao.

Err'one gonna do what it takes to get you to leave, if they don't wanna play. They just happened to feel like using guards, rather than their considerably higher group damage. Shit happens.

(Miriew, Marlo, Darrod, Mycen, Djenn, Senoske, Wicella, Aelyn, Hakaido, Gavriil, Lomion on Eleusis's side)

Xias

Mathilda said:

Aha! I finally completed Aran'riod on mobile, too, because timezones . Good work!

Congrats to you as well! It was fun but definitely nerve wrecking, trying to remember zone maps by memory. Then again, it reminded me of playing again without maps like when I first started waaaaay back when!