What Happened To You Today?

Vesios

Camroth said:

Liyane said:

Comcast!

Hello darkness my old friend. I've come to talk with you again.

You think you know darkness? You think you know suffering? Hahahahaha! Fools!

While you were complaining of Comcast, I was fighting against the terror of Frontier Communications internet disconnects. While you were annoyed by your hideously slow yet stable connections, I was resetting my router twice a day.

You may think you know the horrors of bad ISPs, but you - you were merely adopted by it. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see Google Fiber until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLAZING FAST! The service hiccups betray you, because they belong to me!

please send help

Krypton

RE: Internet service providers:

Sartan said:

Florentino said:
(Mhaldor): Ruth says, "Congratulations, Dynamis Herenicus, for taking on the role and leading the charge for the Missionaries of the Lord. For those interested and intrigued in what this entails, you may inquire further with the man himself."

(Mhaldor): You say, "Congratulations, Dynamis. Serve well or perish."

(Mhaldor): Herenicus says, "Apologies, I am in-and-out of hold with Verizon wireless customer service."

For sooth, Mine Divine claw hovered above the zap key. Upon reflection, always infallible when one is God, being stuck on the phone with a wireless provider is a self-contained lesson in Suffering.

Ryzeth

Always relevant.

Quisse

Today, Quisse's last brother made life a trifecta of suck.

Frederich

02:45:32.028 You may apply another salve to yourself.

02:45:32.045 You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.

02:45:32.217 You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash.

02:45:32.299 You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 2491.

02:45:32.322 You eat some irid moss.

02:45:32.322 You feel your health and mana replenished.

02:45:32.893 You bleed 77 health.

02:45:33.555 The Storm of Eternity (indoors).

02:45:33.555 You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, and northwest.

02:45:34.210 Jagged bolts of white lightning blaze into you from the dark, stormy heavens.

02:45:34.210 You have been slain by the eternal sea.


Ow x2

Milabar

98, 1 to go,  this is getting harder to keep going with a new full time job

But black dragon I will be! 

Frederich

Also taught @Invictus a bit on how to not die to me as a monk.

Camroth

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 99.

You have completed the Ashaxei's Brood resolution! Congratulations!

You just received message #3 from Achaea.

You just received a group of 15 mementoes!

You have reached the illustrious level of Greater Dragon.

A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Well that experience sucked. But now I got the T-Shirt.

Frederich

Got my ass beat by @Israyhl with Farrah watching.

Learned that Bards are my worst nightmare.

Oh, also that I really hate ice.

Israyhl

Trueparry is the nightmare of all limb prep classes (although Blademasters laugh at my attempts to parry them). I appreciated the spar, though, and your massive health pool has me re-thinking my approach to Monks!

Plus, I love my bracers of frost. So happy I got them on promo. 

Thanks for the fight, all in all. You held your own very well!

Asmodron

Frederich said:

Got my ass beat by @Israyhl with Farrah watching.

Learned that Bards are my worst nightmare.

Oh, also that I really hate ice.

I openly wept when I sparred with Israyhl for the first time a few days ago. I had to go Dragon just to handle his damage output.

Frederich

How to survive massive damage.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK KAI HEAL KAI HEAL FUCKKKKK"

I lost (instead of prolonging it) because I just sorta went "oh shit.  Recklessness."

Elipise

Frederich said:

How to survive massive damage.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK KAI HEAL KAI HEAL FUCKKKKK"

I lost (instead of prolonging it) because I just sorta went "oh shit.  Recklessness."

It's probably a bad thing that I'm imagining Fred doing an alternate version of a Michael Jackson dance, attempting to avoid and heal. But my imagination is hilarious.

Israyhl

Asmodron said:

Frederich said:

Got my ass beat by @Israyhl with Farrah watching.

Learned that Bards are my worst nightmare.

Oh, also that I really hate ice.

I openly wept when I sparred with Israyhl for the first time a few days ago. I had to go Dragon just to handle his damage output.

But you found out (even with accentato-scaling changes) that I still have a ceiling with accentato damage against anyone who knows how to move a direction! Need to get better at locking/prepping to take on the meatier targets. 

Edit: @Frederich - time and fighting a stupid amount of Priests in IRE has taught me that making passive random aff messages huge and colourful so I diagnose is key to avoiding the small mistakes that cost the battle. And even then, it will cost a lot of battles unless you are in turtle mode 90% of the time. 

Aralaya

Did my first ship trade!

Driden

Frederich said:

Got my ass beat by @Israyhl with Farrah watching.

Learned that Bards are my worst nightmare.

Oh, also that I really hate ice.

Gotta cute dem mentals bra. 

Frederich

I did @Driden

I cured em all.

I just got rekt by an unseen recklessness (and also the fact that like.  my offense was completely fucked against him.  #NoLimbCounter.)

Israyhl

I wouldn't say all of them if your health dropped to dead before you noticed that my jabs weren't doing any damage. :P

Frederich

Had a fun chat with @Lilian today and I genuinely think things are lookin good moving forward.

Driden

Frederich said:

I did @Driden

I cured em all.

I just got rekt by an unseen recklessness (and also the fact that like.  my offense was completely fucked against him.  #NoLimbCounter.)

Unseen recklessness? How is it unseen? Like the most obvious aff ever. Except maybe paralysis. 

Driden

Frederich said:

I did @Driden

I cured em all.

I just got rekt by an unseen recklessness (and also the fact that like.  my offense was completely fucked against him.  #NoLimbCounter.)

Also maybe go mud let 

Frederich

@Driden

N e v e r.  Give me the Nexus Aesthetic on Mudlet and I might though.

Magenta

Had a super-interesting interaction with @Talamond, almost enough to warrant a post on the Raves, then spent literally hours pondering whether I should finally multiclass priest (so that I can kill somebody) or spend my creds on an artie dirk (so that I can kill somebody), without any success whatsoever. HMPH.

Xaden

Magenta said:

Had a super-interesting interaction with @Talamond, almost enough to warrant a post on the Raves, then spent literally hours pondering whether I should finally multiclass priest (so that I can kill somebody) or spend my creds on an artie dirk (so that I can kill somebody), without any success whatsoever. HMPH.

Just drop Serpent for decent class

Magenta

Xaden said:

Magenta said:

Had a super-interesting interaction with @Talamond, almost enough to warrant a post on the Raves, then spent literally hours pondering whether I should finally multiclass priest (so that I can kill somebody) or spend my creds on an artie dirk (so that I can kill somebody), without any success whatsoever. HMPH.

Just drop Serpent for decent class

No can do, mate.

Driden

Frederich said:

@Driden

N e v e r.  Give me the Nexus Aesthetic on Mudlet and I might though.

Use zulahs thingy. Lots of people do. I have a chat window the map an affliction color bar thingy. A tracker for attunments and preempt and accelerate and causality and a self affliction tracker and a tracker for my enemies list. A button tell light up if there in the room....I think that's it. So no room for fancy stuff. 

Dunn

Serpent is a disgustingly good class tho

Xaden

Dunn said:

Serpent is a disgustingly good class tho

FTFY

Shayde

Xaden said:

Dunn said:

Serpent is a disgustingly good class tho

FTFY

Slithering out of my morning cup to say I resent that comment!

Xaden

That is adorable! I love snakes!