What Happened To You Today?

Synbios

Sarapis said:

(The frowny lion is clearly @Sartan.)

Sartan: Long live...the Logos. 

Tharvis

Salindera said:

Sarapis said:

Take comfort in the fact that every single one of those current 'big names' were newbies at one point far after the early generation of players started, and looked at as such by the big names at the time. Someday you too can be one of them. It's the circle of life!

That thought was far more comforting three or four years ago. I just feel behind where I aught to be in your circle. >.>

(especially given how many of the people who've managed to become popular are significantly newer then me U.U)

Do what I do! Casually throw rum at people, incessently bug them with HI's, AND NEVER LET GO OF THEIR LEG.

Tends to work!

Tharvis

Today, I realised that @Halos does not agree with my humor

Kei

Convinced two people to let Kei drink some of their blood before I even ate lunch. This vampire bite is awesome.

Trilliana

Got my blood drank by @Kei twice so far. Been trying to design all the things, but don't know what to design next.

Vayne

Mannimar said:

I made three people bleed and then drink it. I got a truefavour out of it too.

I looked on like a proud father as the Dark Father looked on proudly like a Dark Father.

Malorn

Drank some of @Morro's blood after she volunteered.

Also @Llyweith, much to @Lorath's discomfort.

Yaaay random urges for blood combined with natural mortal revulsion making drinking blood impossible too?

(would be really cool if you could still drink blood with anorexia from this, although the fact that one can cure it anyway would make that silly I suppose.)

Tharvis

I got very confused today. Walked in on a targossan priestess having mudsex with a rogue jester (in hashan), told the priestess she wasn't welcome, didn't comply, enemied them. They then proceeded to try and fight me and @Eudora while they were naked.

Halos

Gross. Who was the "priestess" sleeping around in Hashan of all places. PM plz. Will invent IC reason to string up/excom that salacious ho so fast.

Paging @Daeir paging attention pls

Klendathu

Tharvis said:

I got very confused today. Walked in on a targossan priestess having mudsex with a rogue jester (in hashan), told the priestess she wasn't welcome, didn't comply, enemied them. They then proceeded to try and fight me and @Eudora while they were naked.

(insert off-colour joke about mace)

Jeslyn

Klendathu said:

Tharvis said:

I got very confused today. Walked in on a targossan priestess having mudsex with a rogue jester (in hashan), told the priestess she wasn't welcome, didn't comply, enemied them. They then proceeded to try and fight me and @Eudora while they were naked.

(insert off-colour joke about mace)

Tharvis

Daeir said:

Do I get to beat someone with my staff?

Oh yes. Yes I do.

now you're only making it sound worse.

Kayeil

@Kadin‌ and I had our wedding today! It was fabulous! Many thanks to Lady @Pandora‌ for making it even more amazing and special. Have smiled and laughed that much over Achaea in a while. So much hilarity, and the little girl who was our flower girl is probably the most adorable thing I've ever seen in Achaea. Also thanks to the guests who attended, you all added your own special moments to the occasion. We had a blast!   Oh yeah, we managed to not eat anyone or have too many afflictions throughout. So thankful Kadin and I didn't end up vomiting during the ceremony.

Greys

Sorry I could not attend Kayeil. 
I just tried out the ghost ship and seems the hardest part of its puzzles were how to manipulate the puzzles.  The rest I could do easily.

Iocun

Salindera said:

Sarapis said:

Take comfort in the fact that every single one of those current 'big names' were newbies at one point far after the early generation of players started, and looked at as such by the big names at the time. Someday you too can be one of them. It's the circle of life!

That thought was far more comforting three or four years ago. I just feel behind where I aught to be in your circle. >.>

(especially given how many of the people who've managed to become popular are significantly newer then me U.U)

I didn't get invited either and my character is twice as old as yours!

And Mhaldor stole my only other chance to get a ticket  

Kei

Your discomfort eases as your bitten neck finally heals over. 

Amanu

Obtained dragonform finally after 8 or 9 years, yay!

Nimala

Attended a formal Mhaldorian function where this happened...

Xer trails a finger across his own lips teasingly before placing them on your own. 'Would you care 

for a more... private dance?' 

 

Sherazad

Did a lot of stuff spontaneously. No ragrets whooo. I think I almost ran out of English at some point but I think my efforts were acceptable, hehe.

Sarathai

Amanu said:

Obtained dragonform finally after 8 or 9 years, yay!

Then went on a hunting trip where I got sad because mauls don't compare to razing Soulpiercers and the slew of critical hits!

(I need to start saving for knuckles, or maybe a +STR artie depending on what gives a bigger boost.)

It was still great fun, though, for me at least.

What colour did you wind up choosing?

Ruth

Played as Ulthor, the asylum coroner for Mhaldor's Mayween Sacrifice event. I had never laughed so hard before at the actors for the other characters.

Wrote a shit load of scrolls in preparation for opening of the new Mhaldorian Houses. Remind me never to do that again. I just about died trying to rush them all out while still maintaining a modicum of quality. Now to sleep before work. Whee!

Iocun

Once every century or so, Iocun tries out hunting.

- 2014/11/02 11:54:33 - Celebrating a successful hunt, a fell werewolf stands triumphant over Iocun's body, 

howling in honour of the Lord of the Beasts.

- 2014/11/02 11:54:49 - Celebrating a successful hunt, a fell werewolf stands triumphant over Iocun's body, 

howling in honour of the Lord of the Beasts.

- 2014/11/02 12:08:23 - Swooping from the shadows, a large bainligor has consumed the flesh of Iocun.

- 2014/11/02 12:08:29 - Swooping from the shadows, a large bainligor has consumed the flesh of Iocun.

- 2014/11/02 12:17:20 - Iocun has bled to death.

Once every century or so, Iocun decides that hunting is beneath him and goes on to do other things.

Amanu

Sarathai said:

Amanu said:

Obtained dragonform finally after 8 or 9 years, yay!

Then went on a hunting trip where I got sad because mauls don't compare to razing Soulpiercers and the slew of critical hits!

(I need to start saving for knuckles, or maybe a +STR artie depending on what gives a bigger boost.)

It was still great fun, though, for me at least.

What colour did you wind up choosing?

Red. Surprisingly, I picked it when Amanu was 18 and never really changed my mind.

Jurixe

Haven't written so much in Achaea for a long time. Somehow threw together a whole murder mystery and laughed rather hysterically (probably lack of sleep) while directing six very good roleplayers in interactions like:

Jurixe says in a low, silken voice, "Another fine specimen of the male species - Baron Vukub, of Dun Fortress."

 

Baron Vukub Ysin'zhu draws himself up to his full height and glowers down at you.

 

Suladan says in Mhaldorian in a deep, growling voice, "Me Baron Vukub. Dun Fortress is mine. Orc and Ogres are mine."

 

Falthus smirks.

 

The corners of Cresil's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

 

Suladan says in Mhaldorian in a deep, growling voice, "Mhaldor help with good weapons. We kill better. Is good!"

 

Ulrike doesn't even try to suppress an incredulous splutter.

 

Atalkez cackles hellishly.

 

Sherazad smiles and says in a clear, bell-like voice, "Enchanted."

 

Suladan says in Mhaldorian in a deep, growling voice, "I come cuz Venasia may be here. She pretty."

 

Florentino strokes his goatee thoughtfully.

 

Suladan peers about himself unscrupulously.

 

Ulrike says to Suladan with an affected aristocratic accent, "I think you might want to try conquering Achaean first, you stinking slab of meat."

 

Suladan growls menacingly at Ulrike.

 

A Delosian bastard sword flies free from a baldric of crimson leather as Suladan swiftly draws it.

 

Allyriane gives a horrified gasp.

 

Suladan backhands Ulrike across the face.

 

Jurixe says in a low, silken voice, "Now, now."

 

Jurixe says in a low, silken voice, "Keep it civil."

 

Suladan roars fiercely.

 

Jurixe says in a low, silken voice, "Or I will have to call Sir Rhaksul."

 

Ulrike stares at Suladan with shock and anger blazing in her kohl-rimmed eyes.

 

In an uninterrupted motion, Suladan slides a Delosian bastard sword into a baldric of crimson leather.

 

Sherazad says in a clear, bell-like voice, "We all come in good faith."

 

Sherazad nods her head slowly, looking very wise.

 

Ulrike says huffily to Jurixe with an affected aristocratic accent, "If you insist."

 

Jurixe says to Ulrike in a low, silken voice, "I do, unfortunately, but perhaps you would like to introduce yourself, Queen Belladona."

 

Ulrike says to Jurixe with an affected aristocratic accent, "Do ensure that that ... thing knows its place. Really. Having an orcish, ogrish, whateverish thing SPEAKING at table."

 

Suladan crosses his eyes and makes a face at Ulrike.

 

Ulrike says tightly to Jurixe with an affected aristocratic accent, "Charmed. My pleasure."

 

A long-suffering expression flickers on Jurixe's features.

 

Ulrike says imperiously with an affected aristocratic accent, "I doubt I need much introduction."

 

Aegoth fumbles with something in his cloak, his eyes darting about with a wicked gleam as he keeps to the dark corners of the room.

 

Ulrike says with an affected aristocratic accent, "I am the mistress of the maze of fens, the Generalissima of hordes uncountable, the scourge of mortal dreams."

 

Suladan picks his nose and flicks the contents of it at Ulrike.

 

Jurixe presses two fingers to the bridge of her nose.

 

Jirken stares at Lady Belladona for a moment with pressed lips before returning to his hand washing.

 

Ulrike says with an affected aristocratic accent, "My name is Belladona and you will all revere it, before this world's time is past."

 

Sherazad claps her hands together merrily.

 

Ulrike quirks the corner of her lips to one side in what might be a smirk or a smile or some other vague concession to human emotion.

 

Drogo, a travelling merchant blows his nose into his hand, then offers it to Lady Belladona in greeting.

 

Suladan peers about himself unscrupulously.

 

Sylcine, Maiden of Regret mouths something at Demian and points toward Belladona.

 

Sherazad says in a clear, bell-like voice, "Uhm."

 

Suladan says in a deep, growling voice, "Where more beer?"

 

Jurixe says in a low, silken voice, "Yes...a stirring speech, I am certain. And finally, for our party tonight, is Dr Kortoxian - again a familiar sight, I am sure."

 

Cresil smirks.

 

Ulrike says to Drogo, a travelling merchant with an affected aristocratic accent, "Wash yourself. Then wash yourself again. Please try to drown in the process."

Totally worth the lack of sleep.

Then scrambled to get scrolls up for the Houses and ate some ice cream because ice cream is good.

Achimrst

This happened: Achimrst is the new Head of The Curia Spiritus.

So I decided to change my shit to: You will now be known as Seer Achimrst, Etheric Shaman of Nature, by order of Seer Achimrst, Etheric Shaman of Nature.

Bluef

Bluef spent an amazing evening with good friends and new acquaintances, who I will inappropriately name now in an excessive name-dropping fashion:

Thanks to @Exos, @Amaranda, @Ryanna, @Amanu, @Rip, @Caoimhaen, @Kaie, @Darktalon, @Achimrst, @Shara, @Ryldagh, @Etoile, @Lannah, @Kei‌, @Llyweith‌, @Kroac, @Lorath‌, @Dellandra for attending my last rite as Seeress of the Curia Spiritus. 

Also thanks to @Daslin for making the after party such a screaming, falcon-hitting success. 

Kyttin

Tried to help with defense today. Guess it isn't my day! Oh well. On another note, 2-3 hour Raid?

Chiam

Made Dragon earlier today all the while being a feeder/free Mark.

I'd like to thank my constant visitors during my hunting sessions for their massive encouragement
@Jinsun @Hirst @Ernam @Eleison @Cadarus @Seftin @Iakimen among others, sorry if I forgot you!

Jukilian

Enemied to: Eleusis, Mhaldor, Sartan, and Serpentlords

  

Sherazad

A lot of scrolls. @_@