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  • Fefile, God of Awkward Typos (male Immortal)
  • VayneVayne Rhode Island
    You say in a warm, confident voice, "Moghedu has the best essence, so says Kotyonok."

    Limping horribly, an old dog leaves to the east.

    You say in a warm, confident voice, "Istarion and Dunn are good."

    You say in a warm, confident voice, "Dun not Dunn."

    The corners of Verily's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

    You say in a warm, confident voice, "Dunn is probably pretty good essence too actually."

    Verily smiles impishly and says in a warm, downy voice, "Was about to say that very thing."

    Verily says in a warm, downy voice, "Just much too tough."
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  • Disagreed, because how dare Ironbeard forget Cooper?

  • OH MY GOD. And more.


    The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the 
    undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard 
    the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
    "By Phaestus's beard!" Ironbeard the Magnanimous declares, his eyes widening, 
    "It's Mariel! Here, I have something for you."


    The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the 
    undisputed intensity of a Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard 
    the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile about himself as he arrives.
    Stumbling a bit before regaining his balance, Ironbeard raises his flagon into 
    the air. "To good times, Aktillum! May this gift inspire generosity within you, 
    as well!"

    Gdi all

  • I knew it :(

  • Ironbeard was attempting to spy, under the guise of bringing gifts. Even he hates Shallam New Shallam. ;)
  • edited December 2012
    Trolololo. Cain being as charming as always:


    You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to make fire.
    (The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "At least you've got 2 things going for you?"
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:28:832
    You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to make fire.
    (The Midnight Crew): You say, "This is so entertaining."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:42:700
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:43:184
    (The Midnight Crew): You say, "*MY E-PEEN IS BIGGER!*."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:52:762
    (The Midnight Crew): Tiamat says, "Isn't that what makes the world of achaea go
    around? not some anonymous ashtanite one of the pack no name like you."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:56:147
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:09:969
    (Newbie): Juliet says, "New to the Realms, wondering what to do next? HELP WHAT
    NEXT is a wonderful place for a point of reference."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:12:309
    (The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Pretty sure everyone in Mhaldor has had to
    target me at some time or another."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:14:540
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:14:992
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:15:585
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:022
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:412
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:427
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:817
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:833tmc spaaaaaaam
    Clan TMC Tell spaaaaaaam
    (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Spaaaaaaam."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:19:267
    (The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Roffllllllll."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:19:657
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:075
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:465
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:480
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:886
    (The Midnight Crew): Ruth says, "God damn spam."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:23:104
    (The Midnight Crew): Agrias says, "Oh for fuck's sake, Cain."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:25:382
    (The Midnight Crew): Tiamat says, "Wyw."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:25:959
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Fuck you c****."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:27:238
    (The Midnight Crew): Tiamat says, "Wowowowowo."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:28:689
    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Fucking p******."

    Edit: @Sena you're  right. cleaned it up a bit.
  • AchillesAchilles Los Angeles
    Going to go ahead and say this is the best hand we've seen yet in poker.

    Not liking the odds, Draekar decides to fold his hand.

    Time for the showdown.

    You place your cards face up on the table, revealing a King of Clubs, a Queen of Spades, a Queen of 
    Clubs, a Queen of Diamonds, and a Queen of Hearts. Your best hand is a four of a kind.
    Halos places his cards face up on the table, revealing a ten of Hearts, a nine of Clubs, a King of 
    Diamonds, a seven of Clubs, and a Jack of Diamonds. His best hand is nothing.

    You're the winner!
    You take the 1830 gold from the pot and add it to your stack.
    Halos is unable to afford to remain in the hand and is thus forced to leave the table.
    Buralde says, "Buy in at the table now, if you haven't already, if you want to play in the next 
    hand!"
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  • edited December 2012
    Should probably censor that a bit. Edit: @Asmodron
  • Sena said:
    Should probably censor that a bit. Edit: @Asmodron
    You're right. Juliet being a potty mouth on Newbie.
  • edited December 2012
    Asmodron said:

    (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
    waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
    wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
    waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
    to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:09:969
    (Newbie): Juliet says, "New to the Realms, wondering what to do next?"
    =))
    I won a competition awhile ago to have Chris Bourassa paint a picture of Lodi. My profile pic is the end product. :)
  • edited December 2012
    There's quite a few more words to hit on your next edit.

    A couple f's near the end.
    image
    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • edited December 2012
    Achilles said:
    Going to go ahead and say this is the best hand we've seen yet in poker.

    Not liking the odds, Draekar decides to fold his hand.

    Time for the showdown.

    You place your cards face up on the table, revealing a King of Clubs, a Queen of Spades, a Queen of 
    Clubs, a Queen of Diamonds, and a Queen of Hearts. Your best hand is a four of a kind.
    Halos places his cards face up on the table, revealing a ten of Hearts, a nine of Clubs, a King of 
    Diamonds, a seven of Clubs, and a Jack of Diamonds. His best hand is nothing.

    You're the winner!
    You take the 1830 gold from the pot and add it to your stack.
    Halos is unable to afford to remain in the hand and is thus forced to leave the table.
    Buralde says, "Buy in at the table now, if you haven't already, if you want to play in the next 
    hand!"

    Lucky bastard. The most I got was a flush.

    You have gone all in for 1524 gold!

    Time for the showdown.

    Halos places his cards face up on the table, revealing an Ace of Clubs, an Ace of Hearts, a two of 
    Clubs, a two of Diamonds, and a three of Diamonds. His best hand is two pairs.
    You place your cards face up on the table, revealing a four of Spades, a five of Spades, a nine of 
    Spades, a King of Spades, and a seven of Spades. Your best hand is a flush.

    You're the winner!
    You take the 4164 gold from the pot and add it to your stack.
    Buralde says, "Buy in at the table now, if you haven't already, if you want to play in the next 
    hand!"

  • Achilles said:
    Going to go ahead and say this is the best hand we've seen yet in poker.

    Not liking the odds, Draekar decides to fold his hand.

    Time for the showdown.

    You place your cards face up on the table, revealing a King of Clubs, a Queen of Spades, a Queen of 
    Clubs, a Queen of Diamonds, and a Queen of Hearts. Your best hand is a four of a kind.
    Halos places his cards face up on the table, revealing a ten of Hearts, a nine of Clubs, a King of 
    Diamonds, a seven of Clubs, and a Jack of Diamonds. His best hand is nothing.

    You're the winner!
    You take the 1830 gold from the pot and add it to your stack.
    Halos is unable to afford to remain in the hand and is thus forced to leave the table.
    Buralde says, "Buy in at the table now, if you haven't already, if you want to play in the next 
    hand!"
    Gambling after Hermes was done away with is so insensitive. I won't be holding back on making fun of Shallam's ceased existence any more!
  • Iocun said:
    Achilles said:
    Going to go ahead and say this is the best hand we've seen yet in poker.

    Not liking the odds, Draekar decides to fold his hand.

    Time for the showdown.

    You place your cards face up on the table, revealing a King of Clubs, a Queen of Spades, a Queen of 
    Clubs, a Queen of Diamonds, and a Queen of Hearts. Your best hand is a four of a kind.
    Halos places his cards face up on the table, revealing a ten of Hearts, a nine of Clubs, a King of 
    Diamonds, a seven of Clubs, and a Jack of Diamonds. His best hand is nothing.

    You're the winner!
    You take the 1830 gold from the pot and add it to your stack.
    Halos is unable to afford to remain in the hand and is thus forced to leave the table.
    Buralde says, "Buy in at the table now, if you haven't already, if you want to play in the next 
    hand!"
    Gambling after Hermes was done away with is so insensitive. I won't be holding back on making fun of Shallam's ceased existence any more!

    Don't worry. We'll be joining you in the jeering and laughing and pointing of fingers and tarring and feathering of the City that Never Swims.

  • Should not have antagonized Cain but it was so satisfying after all that time.
  • edited December 2012
    Oppress'd
  • I'm afraid I can only rate that half a Varick. Three quarters if I'm being generous, but it was mainly repetitive and lacking additional content.

  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    Iocun said:
    Gambling after Hermes was done away with is so insensitive.
    And the last card in Hold 'Em is called "the river." Now that's insensitive.
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