So, some random god knows what, probably an alt shows up and wants to join the House. Only by procedure she needs to send in an application and she starts bitching.
Redacted1 tells you, "Redacted2 tells you, "To be perfectly honest, I don't really enjoy the idea of joining a House and having further people to serve and follow the demands of, I just seem to need to so I can embrace my class and be a better hunter. The Sylvans seemed the most agreeable to my personality. I don't really need or want HR3, or have any interest at all in ranks, they're rather meaningless.""
Redacted1 tells you, "Redacted2 tells you, "I already had to lie around waiting while I was absent from the realms, and now I'm already 50 years old, I have no patience for simply standing around idle for yet another year or longer waiting for people to decide if they want me around or not.""
Honestly people, we gave you guys autoclass for a reason. So that all you class grubbers will gtfo our Houses.
"Faded away like the stars in the morning, Losing their light in the glorious sun, Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling, Only remembered for what we have done."
You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to make fire. (The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "At least you've got 2 things going for you?" 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:28:832 You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to make fire. (The Midnight Crew): You say, "This is so entertaining." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:42:700 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:43:184 (The Midnight Crew): You say, "*MY E-PEEN IS BIGGER!*." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:52:762 (The Midnight Crew): Tiamat says, "Isn't that what makes the world of achaea go around? not some anonymous ashtanite one of the pack no name like you." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:56:147 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:09:969 (Newbie): Juliet says, "New to the Realms, wondering what to do next? HELP WHAT NEXT is a wonderful place for a point of reference." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:12:309 (The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Pretty sure everyone in Mhaldor has had to target me at some time or another." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:14:540 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:14:992 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:15:585 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:022 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:412 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:427 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:817 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:833tmc spaaaaaaam Clan TMC Tell spaaaaaaam (The Midnight Crew): You say, "Spaaaaaaam." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:19:267 (The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Roffllllllll." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:19:657 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:075 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:465 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:480 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:886 (The Midnight Crew): Ruth says, "God damn spam." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:23:104 (The Midnight Crew): Agrias says, "Oh for fuck's sake, Cain." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:25:382 (The Midnight Crew): Tiamat says, "Wyw." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:25:959 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Fuck you c****." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:27:238 (The Midnight Crew): Tiamat says, "Wowowowowo." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:28:689 (The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Fucking p******."
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like, waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them, waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." 2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:09:969 (Newbie): Juliet says, "New to the Realms, wondering what to do next?"
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I won a competition awhile ago to have Chris Bourassa paint a picture of Lodi. My profile pic is the end product.
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Redacted1 tells you, "Redacted2 tells you, "To be perfectly honest, I don't really enjoy the idea of joining a House and having further people to serve and follow the demands of, I just seem to need to so I can embrace my class and be a better hunter. The Sylvans seemed the most agreeable to my personality. I don't really need or want HR3, or have any interest at all in ranks, they're rather meaningless.""
Redacted1 tells you, "Redacted2 tells you, "I already had to lie around waiting while I was absent from the realms, and now I'm already 50 years old, I have no patience for simply standing around idle for yet another year or longer waiting for people to decide if they want me around or not.""
Honestly people, we gave you guys autoclass for a reason. So that all you class grubbers will gtfo our Houses.
Solved.
Losing their light in the glorious sun,
Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
Only remembered for what we have done."
Skilfully you butcher the corpse of a dryad zombie, separating flesh from bone with your cleaver and preparing a tender cut of meat.
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Limping horribly, an old dog leaves to the east.
You say in a warm, confident voice, "Istarion and Dunn are good."
You say in a warm, confident voice, "Dun not Dunn."
The corners of Verily's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
You say in a warm, confident voice, "Dunn is probably pretty good essence too actually."
Verily smiles impishly and says in a warm, downy voice, "Was about to say that very thing."
Verily says in a warm, downy voice, "Just much too tough."
You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to make fire.
(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "At least you've got 2 things going for you?"
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:28:832
You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to make fire.
(The Midnight Crew): You say, "This is so entertaining."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:42:700
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:43:184
(The Midnight Crew): You say, "*MY E-PEEN IS BIGGER!*."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:52:762
(The Midnight Crew): Tiamat says, "Isn't that what makes the world of achaea go
around? not some anonymous ashtanite one of the pack no name like you."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:57:56:147
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:09:969
(Newbie): Juliet says, "New to the Realms, wondering what to do next? HELP WHAT
NEXT is a wonderful place for a point of reference."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:12:309
(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Pretty sure everyone in Mhaldor has had to
target me at some time or another."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:14:540
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:14:992
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:15:585
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:022
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:412
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:427
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:817
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:16:833tmc spaaaaaaam
Clan TMC Tell spaaaaaaam
(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Spaaaaaaam."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:19:267
(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Roffllllllll."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:19:657
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:075
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:465
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:480
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Bottom line is, those f****** had to be like,
waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, he is upsetting slaves,
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, im a whiney c*** just like them,
waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, xenomorph your ooc friends with them so you have
to listen and obey or be accused of thus, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:22:886
(The Midnight Crew): Ruth says, "God damn spam."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:23:104
(The Midnight Crew): Agrias says, "Oh for fuck's sake, Cain."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:25:382
(The Midnight Crew): Tiamat says, "Wyw."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:25:959
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Fuck you c****."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:27:238
(The Midnight Crew): Tiamat says, "Wowowowowo."
2941h, 3630m, 14275e, 15400w cexkdb-13:58:28:689
(The Midnight Crew): Cain says, "Fucking p******."
Edit: @Sena you're right. cleaned it up a bit.
A couple f's near the end.
Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."
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