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  • DelphinusDelphinus
    That's not cool, he's like a cartoon mummy. Keep unravelling and you're just going to have a pile of bandages. :(
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  • KatzchenKatzchen Mhaldor

    Interviewing a novice... messaged them something, and had to laugh at their response.


    You just received message #2608 from Aeden.

    Message #2608 Sent by Aeden
    12/31/9:47 Yes Sir, I will improve it.

    You raise an eyebrow at Aeden.

    You say in Mhaldorian, "Well that's a first."

    Grunt Aeden says in Mhaldorian, "Lady Rather."

    You say in Mhaldorian, "I've had Lady, but never Sir. I am neither, yet. It is Squire, Grunt."

    Grunt Aeden says in Mhaldorian, "I knew that the moment I sent it, my apologies."

    Grunt Aeden says in Mhaldorian, "Yes, Squire."


    Do I really look like a Sir? D:



                   Honourable, knight eternal,

                                            Darkly evil, cruel infernal.

                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

                                                                                             Dance with death forever more.



  • WysteriaWysteria
    I've had people send me tells with, "Greetings, Sir" and that's with the blatantly obvious name like mine. Then again the initial people who sent it were idiots anyway.
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."
  • TvistorTvistor
    I get called Sir so often I can't even be bothered to correct newbies anymore. Has happened like ten times a week.

    I was the 'Nagarani' for a week after taking HL because the HLs before me were chicks. =(
  • TahquilTahquil
    I get called Sir a lot, I don't bother to correct them though.
  • AradorArador
    So do I. Seems we have an epidemic on our hands!

  • AsmodronAsmodron
    edited December 2012
    Katzchen said:

    Interviewing a novice... messaged them something, and had to laugh at their response.


    You just received message #2608 from Aeden.

    Message #2608 Sent by Aeden
    12/31/9:47 Yes Sir, I will improve it.

    You raise an eyebrow at Aeden.

    You say in Mhaldorian, "Well that's a first."

    Grunt Aeden says in Mhaldorian, "Lady Rather."

    You say in Mhaldorian, "I've had Lady, but never Sir. I am neither, yet. It is Squire, Grunt."

    Grunt Aeden says in Mhaldorian, "I knew that the moment I sent it, my apologies."

    Grunt Aeden says in Mhaldorian, "Yes, Squire."


    Do I really look like a Sir? D:

    Some names just cant be quickly identified if the player is male or female, or a name that sounds more towards a sex, so the person just assumes. Not too long ago I addressed Trasiva as Lady. The name simply sounds more feminine than male (no offense Trasiva D:). Thankfully I was  excused!

    Is natural.
  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    I've been called a lot of things, but never Sir.
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • ElowinElowin
    El used to get sir'd quite frequently. Of course, its El so...
  • FavoniusFavonius
    F
  • TrillianaTrilliana
    I still kinda twitch at being called Senator or Dame even though those are technically titles I've earned. 
    meh


  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    edited January 2013
    I'm busy hunting for the first time in an IC year, and decide hey, Ulgase sounds like fun!

    You utter a prayer and smite Ulgase, the lich crone with an Odyssean mace. <----- Do do do
    <snip>
    You utter a prayer and smite Ulgase, the lich crone with an Odyssean mace.
    3593h, 4596m, 7956e, 9801w cek-
    With a wicked gleam in her eyes, Ulgase, the lich crone snaps her bony finger in front of 
    you and the world suddenly seems to slow down.
    <snip>
    (a) 2588h, 4596m, 7992e, 9815w cexk[ret abl]-
    smite ulgase
    You need to be wielding a spiritual mace in order to smite someone. <---- ... wat?
    <snip>
    Ulgase, the lich crone conjures a large flame within her bony palm. Shaping it into a 
    fiery fireball, she sends it flying into the room, scorching your flesh and setting you on 
    fire.
    (a) 344h, 4596m, 8016e, 9829w cexk[ret abl]-perform hands x5 <----- OH CRAP GOING TO DIE
    You move sluggishly into action. x5
    (a) 344h, 4596m, 8016e, 9829w cexk[ret abl]-
    The curse of the Aeon wears off and you return to the normal timestream.
    (a) 344h, 4596m, 8016e, 9829w cexk[ret abl]-perform hands
    You lay your hands on yourself.
    A feeling of divine warmth and joy spreads through you. <----- Whew!
    (a) 1691h, 4596m, 8016e, 9829w cxk[ret abl]-(+1347 Health) perform hands
    Ulgase, the lich crone conjures a large flame within her bony palm. Shaping it into a 
    fiery fireball, she sends it flying into the room, scorching your flesh and setting you on 
    fire.
    (a) 321h, 4596m, 8016e, 9829w cxk[ret abl]-(-1370 Health) <------ DEATH IS COMING!
    Your oaken pipe has gone cold and dark.
    (a) 321h, 4596m, 8016e, 9829w cxk[ret abl]-
    Flames lick around you - you are on fire!
    (a) 155h, 4596m, 8016e, 9829w cxk[ret abl]-(-166 Health) perform hands
    perform hands
    perform hands
    perform hands
    perform hands
    perform hands
    You have recovered equilibrium. (2.895s)
    (a) 414h, 4596m, 8040e, 9836w cexk[ret abl]-
    You lay your hands on yourself.
    A feeling of divine warmth and joy spreads through you.
    (a) 1761h, 4596m, 8040e, 9836w cxk[ret abl]-(+1347 Health) 
    Ulgase, the lich crone lets loose an earsplitting screech at you, the pain burning through 
    your veins as you feel your insides clench and twist.
    (a) 546h, 4596m, 8040e, 9836w cxk[ret abl]-(-1215 Health) perform hands
     (19.338s)(svo): Slow curing mode disabled.
    perform hands
    You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your body.
    The raging fire about your skin goes out. (8s)
    546h, 4596m, 8040e, 9836w cxk-
    You take a drink from an ivory rook vial.
    The elixir heals and soothes you.
    1454h, 4596m, 8040e, 9836w cxk-(+908 Health) 
    You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 489.
    1454h, 4596m, 8040e, 9836w cxk-
    You eat some irid moss.
    You feel your health and mana replenished.
    1973h, 4596m, 8040e, 9836w cxk-(+519 Health) 
    You have recovered equilibrium. (2.852s)
    1973h, 4596m, 8064e, 9836w cexk-perform hands
    You lay your hands on yourself.
    A feeling of divine warmth and joy spreads through you.
    3320h, 4596m, 8064e, 9843w cxk-(+1347 Health)ne <----- Omgomgomgomsahohsaososhao
    You are recovering equilibrium and cannot move yet.
    <snip>
    4177h, 4596m, 8084e, 9850w cexk-e
    Dusty old corridor hung with cobwebs.
     
    You see exits leading east and west. <----- Flawless victory!
    5199h, 4596m, 13978e, 11204w cexk-inv
    You are wielding a Raphaelan mace in your left hand and a bronze shield of frosted sea 
    glass in your right hand.
    You are holding: <snip>

    Suffice to say, I booked it back to Cyrene and did an issue me! Rave to Tecton for fixing me in ten minutes. That was an experience. ;)
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • CooperCooper
    What was broken

  • ArgysArgys
    Odyssean mace to Raphaelan.

  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    The moment the upgrade went through, even when wielded, I just got back "You need to be wielding a spiritual mace in order to smite someone." Apparently the bug was related to the customs changes they just put in, according to Tecton.
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • LyrLyr
    Melodie said:
    The moment the upgrade went through, even when wielded, I just got back "You need to be wielding a spiritual mace in order to smite someone." Apparently the bug was related to the customs changes they just put in, according to Tecton.
    Grats on the upgrade, though, @Melodie! :)
  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    Thanks! Saving up slowly is always a pain, but nothing quite like when you finally achieve a goal. :)
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Katzchen said:

    I guess a fair bit, and I get it wrong half of the time... but I make sure if it's a superior to check first, mostly to get the correct title rather than gender, but it comes with it. :P 

    Honestly, I would just ignore it if she got called Sir after being Knighted, and let them work out their mistake later, but accepting it as a Squire is presumptuous, and I like being a hard ass towards novices.

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    From now on, this will be standard-issue Templar female armor(though I'm sure some of the males will not be averse to wearing it, you min-maxers you).

    For the curious, the screenshot is from the MMO called Tera Online. You're welcome.

  • NellaundraNellaundra
    Tera is bloody awesome.  I love my Berserker <3
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  • KatzchenKatzchen Mhaldor

    @Arador how about this style? Minus the pointy ears, of course.

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                   Honourable, knight eternal,

                                            Darkly evil, cruel infernal.

                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

                                                                                             Dance with death forever more.



  • NellaundraNellaundra
    Chord said:
    Synbios said:
    From now on, this will be standard-issue Templar female armor(though I'm sure some of the males will not be averse to wearing it, you min-maxers you).

    For the curious, the screenshot is from the MMO called Tera Online. You're welcome.
    Ah, that would explain my special Knight armour that you forged me.

    image
    That's a Blademaster and you know it.
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  • WysteriaWysteria
    Katzchen said:

    @Arador how about this style? Minus the pointy ears, of course.

    [pic]

    Perfect. More than enough space for me to plant a heartseed in there :P I really wonder why designers don't think to at least sketch a plate to cover the heart.
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."
  • WysteriaWysteria
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    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."
  • KatzchenKatzchen Mhaldor

    Wysteria said:
    Katzchen said:

    @Arador how about this style? Minus the pointy ears, of course.

    [pic]

    Perfect. More than enough space for me to plant a heartseed in there :P I really wonder why designers don't think to at least sketch a plate to cover the heart.
    Yeah, don't worry, I plan on customising full body armour for Katzchen, with tough leather underneath. Though ridiculously skimpy armour would explain just how they manage to disembowel you anyway.


                   Honourable, knight eternal,

                                            Darkly evil, cruel infernal.

                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

                                                                                             Dance with death forever more.



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