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  • AvtoAvto
    edited January 2013
    Can't believe none brought this up:

    edit: I failat youtube embedding foruming.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Daklore said:
    Still sounds like innuendo to me >.>

    Nonsense, you're just imagining things. Sometimes, a flute is just a flute, ja.

  • KatzchenKatzchen Mhaldor
    edited January 2013
    Synbios said:
    Daklore said:
    Still sounds like innuendo to me >.>

    Nonsense, you're just imagining things. Sometimes, a flute is just a flute, ja.
      Scarlatti gave me his flute once by mistake. Yes, sometimes it really is just a flute. Of course in this case, definitely intended innuendo. He's a rogue, that God.


                   Honourable, knight eternal,

                                            Darkly evil, cruel infernal.

                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

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  • ExelethrilExelethril

    Idelisa     said:

    Silas said:
    Sigh, missed the most important part.

    Skuld, the Eternal Maiden shouts, "Oh Lord of the Bards, come, let me play your flute and I will serenade You until You fall to slumber in my arms. Those silken locks I shall brush and braid so tenderly with ribbons."

    You shout, "Inappropriate."

    Ringing through the ether on a resonating harmonic, the voice of the Great Bard resounds, "Your youthful lips would find My flute unplayable, Eternal Maiden, for it is choosy as to who might coax forth its music. Instead, its lullabies and serenades shall remain mute, 'til it finds audience again in the incomparable Moonlight."

    When I read Scarlatti's response, I was like "Shit, that's one hell of a mis.... Oh wait, he MEANT TO SAY THAT?!?!."   

    I'm just immature enough to read nothing but one long innuendo.  

    Pretty sure that was intentional given the context  /:)

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  • TvistorTvistor
    Katzchen has had Scarlatti's flute. D:
  • TahquilTahquil
    Tomorrow, Scarlatti turns to stone until his illegitimate son swans in touches his flute, inadvertently absorbing all his power.
  • TvistorTvistor
    I read that as illegitimate swan and thought of Zeus then got grossed out.
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Everything is an innuendo. Even this sentence.


  • DelphinusDelphinus
    edited January 2013
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  • SynbiosSynbios
    Seldin said:
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    Looks like the house wins.

  • SynbiosSynbios
    edited January 2013
    And speaking of poker:


    EDIT: Context: Mathonwy's say was hilariously perfectly-timed, as he was talking to Thaumas that time.

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  • DarklyreDarklyre
    edited January 2013
    (Ashura): Bhayn says, "Oh, hell, Sempai Dorn!"

    (Ashura): Bhayn says, "Err... that would be 'hello'"

    (Ashura): Dorn says, "Both are fairly appropriate statements."
  • LyrLyr
    5138h(99%) 3495m(88%) 72%e 94%w exkdb- (28.4%) 21:36:30.893 history
    Try CLT|MARKET|NEWBIE
    (CLT may only apply if you are in any clan).

    Your Order doesn't have OT channel history yet! How cheap can they be?

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  • MannimarMannimar
    They could be worshipping @Tvistor like the god he is, but he would think they were insulting him so he would deathzap them.

    If it was a person speaking in greek, and they were insulting him. Then he'd wind up Truefavouring them for the beautiful blessing they laid before his handsome visage.
  • TvistorTvistor
    I just assume everything in a blessing until I get punched or something.
  • ArlandaArlanda
    Darklyre said:
    You tell Shoremaster Micaelis Bayt al-Azhan, Sefyric Prince, "Greetings. Are you busy at the moment?"

    Micaelis tells you, "Not exceptionally, how can I help you."

    High Lord Xenomorph, Tyrannus of Mhaldor has severed Micaelis's head from his body with a mighty blow.
    Well, you need not be busy if you are just the one getting killed
  • TeshaTesha
    edited January 2013

    3906h, 3140m, 13308e, 16363w excdbk 40- 00:38:52.952sw
    Sharp dropping passage.
    Dressed in black with a demon-forged blade at his side, Zsarachnor appears to be able to match 
    anyone in battle.
    You see exits leading northeast and northwest.
    Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord glares about himself, upset with the world.
    3906h, 3140m, 13306e, 16363w excdbk 40- 00:38:53.400
    Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord looms before you, his presence commanding an instinctive, animal fear. 
    A crippling pain blossoms behind your eyes and tears through your mind, leaving your thoughts a 
    jumbled mess.
    2293h, 3140m, 13306e, 16363w excdbk 40- 00:38:53.633(sip health|eat potash|outr potash)(-1613h, 39.4%) 
    You sweep your trained eye across your surroundings, searching for hidden exits.

    :(

    And then...

    4099h, 3500m, 18133e, 16400w excdbk 35- 00:43:10.007
    Corridor bending southeast.
     
    You see exits leading northeast and southeast.
    4099h, 3500m, 18131e, 16400w excdbk 35- 00:43:10.011
    @Antidas takes a drink from an oaken vial.
    4099h, 3500m, 18141e, 16400w excdbk 35- 00:43:12.695
    Fear seems to grip your soul as Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord enters from the southeast.
    4099h, 3500m, 18141e, 16400w excdbk 35- 00:43:12.934
    Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord looms before you, his presence commanding an instinctive, animal fear. 
    A crippling pain blossoms behind your eyes and tears through your mind, leaving your thoughts a 
    jumbled mess.
    2240h, 3500m, 18141e, 16400w excdbk 35- 00:43:13.210(sip health|outr potash|eat potash)(-1859h, 45.
    4%) 
    Antidas flaps his arms madly.
    2240h, 3500m, 18141e, 16400w excdbk 35- 00:43:13.255
    You take a drink from an oaken vial.
    The elixir heals and soothes you.
    2978h, 3500m, 18141e, 16400w excdbk 35- 00:43:13.494(+738h, 18.0%) 
    You make a strangled meowing noise and quickly shut up in embarrassment.
    2978h, 3500m, 18141e, 16400w excdbk 35- 00:43:13.497
    (svo): Detected stupidity from stupidcheck
    What do you want to eat?
    (svo): Oops, don't have potash in inventory for healhealth.
    2978h, 3500m, 18141e, 16400w excdbk 35- 00:43:13.500(focus)
    Antidas blinks.
    2978h, 3500m, 18141e, 16400w excdbk 35- 00:43:13.507
    You focus your mind intently on curing your mental maladies.
    Your fear has been cured.
    2978h, 3250m, 18141e, 16325w excdbk 35- 00:43:13.573(outr plumbum|eat plumbum)(-250m, 7.1%) 
    You remove 1 plumbum, bringing the total in the Rift to 306.
    2978h, 3250m, 18141e, 16325w excdbk 35- 00:43:13.649sq se
    You hug yourself compassionately.
    2978h, 3250m, 18141e, 16325w excdbk 35- 00:43:13.784
    (outr potash|eat potash)
    Sharp dropping passage.
    A bloodroot leaf lies here. Lying slain at your feet, the arrogance has left the eyes of the 
    hobgoblin warrior. The broken body of a grey wolf is here. The massive corpse of a gour is collapsed 
    here. There are 2 corpses of a ponderous ictheli here. There are 2 potash crystals in 2 groups here.
    You can see no further.
    2978h, 3250m, 18141e, 16325w excdbk 35- 00:43:13.951ne
    You remove 1 potash, bringing the total in the Rift to 1481.
    2978h, 3250m, 18141e, 16325w excdbk 35- 00:43:14.152
    Your mind is whirling with thoughts - you cannot settle down to sleep.
    2978h, 3250m, 18141e, 16325w excdbk 35- 00:43:14.156ne
    (eat plumbum|outr plumbum)
    There is no exit in that direction.
    2978h, 3250m, 18141e, 16325w excdbk 35- 00:43:14.303
    The deadly, venomous blade of Zsarachnor, the Vampire Lord hisses through the air and slices through 
    your skin.
    You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
    893h, 3250m, 18141e, 16325w excdbk 35- 00:43:14.307(-2085h, 50.9%) 
    Passage stairway.
     Captain Lynara Le'Dominae, Oceanic Cartographer is here.
    You see exits leading north and southwest.
    893h, 3250m, 18139e, 16325w excdbk 35- 00:43:14.342ne
    You let out a loud, long "MOOOOOOOOOOO!"
    893h, 3250m, 18139e, 16325w excdbk 35- 00:43:14.463
    You sweep your trained eye across your surroundings, searching for hidden exits.
    893h, 3250m, 18139e, 16325w xcdbk 35- 00:43:14.466

    Mean, Antidas! :P

     i'm a rebel

  • AntidasAntidas
    to be fair, it was unintentional. I was just collecting the corpses bit by bit, but that time he decided to attack me .05 seconds after i entered the room to grab the next few. I would have made it out alive since he went after you before me when i managed to get out of the room, but damn stupidity made me touch shield :(

  • TeshaTesha
    Aww... now I feel bad that you died. At least it was shield instead of secrets, though. I hate secrets. I tried using aconite in a fight for 30 applications or so and he didn't secrets once, lol. 

     i'm a rebel

  • SynbiosSynbios
    Tesha said:


    Justiciar Shunsui Azon, Protege of Lady Ferrous says, "You're a bloody anomaly, you know that, right?"




    Don't worry - anomalous blademaster knight here. We Templars wereare an anomalous bunch.

  • ShunsuiShunsui
    Ugh, my ability to spell is shameful there >.<

  • SynbiosSynbios
    Shunsui said:
    Ugh, my ability to spell is shameful there >.<

    That's your Templar anomaly. Welcome to the club.

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