Memorable quotes

Vadimuses

Tesha, you've got some unique smileys

Tesha

Nooo, the *~* is for comments. Or did you mean >C? I always worry if I put the eyes in it'll get turned upside down and it'll be someone frowning with a fancy hat. 

Sherazad

>C looks like you don't have eyes. Are you saying ur azn?

Kybrae

Kresslack said:

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (3.874s)

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena.

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena.

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena.

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena.

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena.

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena.

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena.

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena.

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena.

Sothantos has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly in The Matsuhama Arena. (+175h, 5.0%) 

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (3.286s)

Sothantos has been slain in The Matsuhama Arena by Sir Achilles, Knight of the Aarash Kheyr.

Must have been spamming heartstop.

my only reaction, "What the hell?"

Synbios

>C means 'where we are raging, you do not need eyes'.

Arador

(Party): @Tvistor says, "I have force feeding @Teela."

(Party): Tvistor says, "She is AFK and starving."

I give you, Mother Tvista!

Arador

Tanaar said:

(Refugees of Shallam): Aurora says, "To those of you who question what the Cyrenian did to earn  such harsh recourse. For her fraternisation with a known traitor of Good, for her crude and ignorant response to the questions of a soldier of Light and Righteousness, Melodie will forever be scorned, the grace of devotion removed from her soul."

@Melodie

Dammit, @Melodie. We were having such good times, too. Bye for now.

Well, there was a call in the Mhaldor thread for more Fraternization.......*awkward*

In all seriousness though, it is sad but could be an interesting opportunity. Best of luck to you!

Nizaris

Arador said:

(Party): @Tvistor says, "I have force feeding @Teela."

(Party): Tvistor says, "She is AFK and starving."

I give you, Mother Tvista!

So, I found this out one day when Niz undertook a penance to starve himself to death. It is impossible to starve to death in Achaea. The lowest you can drop to is to 1 health.

Katzchen

Someone told me you can't actually die from starving back in Hashan, when the same thing happened. Cannot verify this is true though.

Also, shouldn't you be y'know, killing her if she's afk, not saving!

Oceana

If you are down to 1 health, anything else would kill you.

Nizaris

@Katzchen: Granted, Niz decided to walk back to Mhaldor from the Ivory Temple at the completion of his penance, and got looked at the wrong way by a lycopod and died, but that's immaterial.

Melodie

Lycopods OP.

Skye

I heard that you can. You go down to 1hp, then you start draining endurance and when you run out of that you die? Someone want to go and verify to try? >_>

Kitarel

Twilight says, "Battlestar Galactica, the finest program known to man, since the last thing Joss Whedon did."

Phaestus says, "Bunch of geeks. If you need me I'll be watching Manswers and drinking whiskey and pretending I didn't just spend six hours being a god in a text universe."

Sena

According to Clementius, you can die from starvation, even if it's very unlikely. He didn't give specifics though.

I've been logged in for more than 24 hours while starving before, without any indication that I might die (or noticeable endurance loss).

Edit: Found the quote.

Clementius says, "Just because it didn't happen to you, doesn't mean it's impossible."
Clementius says, "It is a long shot, but it is possible."
Clementius says, "You may, or may not, stay at very low health, possibly for a very very long time."
Clementius says, "But if you wait long enough, it is possible."
Clementius says, "It's also possible to forge the perfect sword. Or perfect armour."

Tvistor

The last time we killed someone AFK everyone got all worked up. Wiiiimps.

Trey

Sena said:

According to Clementius, you can die from starvation, even if it's very unlikely. He didn't give specifics though.

I've been logged in for more than 24 hours while starving before, without any indication that I might die (or noticeable endurance loss).

Edit: Found the quote.

Clementius says, "Just because it didn't happen to you, doesn't mean it's impossible."
Clementius says, "It is a long shot, but it is possible."
Clementius says, "You may, or may not, stay at very low health, possibly for a very very long time."
Clementius says, "But if you wait long enough, it is possible."
Clementius says, "It's also possible to forge the perfect sword. Or perfect armour."

And here I am -years- later, that asshole

Thaumas

I think he meant the kind of probability of a monkey writing a perfect Achaean system forever by randomly typing on a keyboard.

Darklyre

Melodie said:

Lycopods OP.

They are!

I got hoisted out of Ashtan by Proficy once (stupid me walking around without mass up during that war with Mhaldor). He drops me in front of Mhaldor's entrance, with Cahin standing there.

My escape plan was "goto Ashtan."

I walked right out of a room with Proficy attacking and Cahin standing by to help out, walk right past Aovul, and the only thing that hinders me before I get back to Ashtan is a lycopod webbing me.

So yeah, lycopods OP.

Tvistor

Once Jarrel was lolcrushing me, but a lycopod webbed me right before I escaped.

Another time I warped away from someone on 50 health, lycopod killed me.

Tesha

I got killed in one hit on an adventure near Mhaldor and had a journal with 17 paintings in it get nabbed by an ormyrr the first time I went near Mhaldor. I never returned even though I got the journal back. Mhaldor is really creepy.

Iocun

Lycopods+ormyrr were such an unholy combination.

Bad enough that I'd flee to the Leviathan to be a bit safer and recover some health.

Sena

Skye said:

I heard that you can. You go down to 1hp, then you start draining endurance and when you run out of that you die? Someone want to go and verify to try? >_>

This has now been verified. Once you're down to 1 HP, you lose endurance instead of health. And if the hunger damage tick brings you to 0 endurance, you die. The amount of endurance you lose is pretty random, seems like it can be anywhere from 10 to 200. Most of the time, natural regen at inept fitness is more than enough to keep your endurance at full, and you'll never die. But if you have other things draining your endurance or you're already nearly out, it can kill you (or if you just get extremely, ridiculously unlucky it could slowly bring you down to 0 from full endurance).

You double over in pain as your stomach virtually collapses.
The agony of the cramps becomes too much for you to bear, and your badly under-nourished body finally gives in as you slip into the deepest of all sleeps.

Kybrae

Tvistor said:

Once Jarrel was lolcrushing me, but a lycopod webbed me right before I escaped.

Another time I warped away from someone on 50 health, lycopod killed me.

I laugh every time I see someone die from a lycopod...

Aktillum

Father Lyr Darion, Caefir Archpriest asks Tanaar, "Are you ready to show your devotion?"

Wisdomseeker Atalkez Seir-Sa'Rithven says in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "I am, Father."

Tanaar coughs softly at Atalkez.

Tanaar Al'Jafri, Wanderer says to Lyr with an erudite accent, "I am."

The radiant sun shines all about you.

Taking the tongs, Lyr retrieves a bright-burning ember and places it in Tanaar's palm.

Jephrey, the peddler yells, "Everyone's favourite, caramel-covered fish! Come get it before it sells out!" <--ohgodsotempting

Zuko steps forward.

Tanaar receives the ember on his outstretched palm with a wince and swiftly-suppressed gasp of pain.

Asmodron

Aktillum said:

Father Lyr Darion, Caefir Archpriest asks Tanaar, "Are you ready to show your devotion?"

Wisdomseeker Atalkez Seir-Sa'Rithven says in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "I am, Father."

Tanaar coughs softly at Atalkez.

Tanaar Al'Jafri, Wanderer says to Lyr with an erudite accent, "I am."

The radiant sun shines all about you.

Taking the tongs, Lyr retrieves a bright-burning ember and places it in Tanaar's palm.

Jephrey, the peddler yells, "Everyone's favourite, caramel-covered fish! Come get it before it sells out!" <--ohgodsotempting

Zuko steps forward.

Tanaar receives the ember on his outstretched palm with a wince and swiftly-suppressed gasp of pain.

This stuff just got real o.o.

Tanaar

Yeah, check out the full log over in the Roleplay Logs thread. Minus Jephrey's truffle-era yelling and various missteps by people that didn't know what was coming in the ritual.

Also, who the ruddy hell eats caramel-covered fish? Just no.

Lyr

Yeahhhh. Also the drunk person. *facepalm*

Kybrae

Tanaar said:

Yeah, check out the full log over in the Roleplay Logs thread. Minus Jephrey's truffle-era yelling and various missteps by people that didn't know what was coming in the ritual.

Also, who the ruddy hell eats caramel-covered fish? Just no.

The fish boy.

Katzchen

Even the fishboy turns his nose up at the caramel covered fish.