Memorable quotes

Aeolithon

Where did you hear that? Maybe while stanced, but I doubt that's a hardcoded feature and more just the amount of limb damage an axekick does in certain stances.

Jacen

Couple of monks. And I've broken 5k hp heads with just a single DRS AXK

Akia

Axk is not hardcoded to break but it's usually more than enough limb damage while stanced(drs/scs doesn't matter which).  Unstanced AXK is unsubstantially lower  limb damage than stanced. 

Mizik

Judging by the log, no.

Melodie

A floating colony of atavians on the great western tradewinds has been caught by a freak updraft, carried into the high sky and devoured one and all by an etereal, fragile leviathan of the upper air.

In a feat worthy of one of the melancholy atavian epics, a lone survivor has slain a fragile sky leviathan, puncturing its parchment-thin membranes and sending gouts of gas spewing into the painfully thin atmosphere.

Dat leviathan definitely did not lift.

Katzchen

Skegonga tells you, "Did you send me a letter with coal?"

You tell Skegonga Longshanks in Mhaldorian, "Yes."

Skegonga tells you, "Sorry?"

You tell Skegonga Longshanks, "Me? No."

Skegonga tells you, "Hmm! Alrighty."

Jurixe

Not really an Achaean quote, but...

AchaeanFriend: I just ruined someones christmas, Ashtan style

Me: how :P

AchaeanFriend: was playing a LoL match while waiting for my friend to message me to tell me when they'll be home for me to go over for dinner 

19/2/1, with a Pentakill, and someone told me I'd ruined christmas for them

Tvistor

Iocun only keeps etiquette in his head, and those rules aren't made to be broken.

Achilles

You unwrap the lavish ribbon and paper from an elegant golden giftbox and open the lid to find 

inside a crested waterskin!

p waterskin

Hewn of blackened moose hide, a tearing of supple leather curves into a bulbous sack. Thin, darkened 

string loops about the neck, the slack cord easily tightened to plug any liquid within. Affixed to 

the leather, a hammered crest of iron depicts the toothy grin of an aged dwarf, his hand raised to 

hold a sloshing tankard of ale.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 2 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Achilles.

Deception brew sloshes about in it.

You loosen the drawstring of a crested waterskin, musky aromas wafting from within. As the cool 

liquid passes over your lips, the world churns into a blur of colour, before settling once more.

Ruth

I wish I could wear it.

Peak

Well-used track (road).

A massive boulder of dark stone rests here. A vicious death adder is here, hood flared in warning. A 

scorching wall of fire stands here, blocking passage to the north. Standing still as a statue, a 

blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some movement in the distance. Here stands a restless 

mountain eagle, arrogantly surveying his surroundings. There are 4 holocaust globes here. Thaumas is here.

14 seconds later

Well-used track (road).

A massive boulder of dark stone rests here. A vicious death adder is here, hood flared in warning. A 

scorching wall of fire stands here, blocking passage to the north. Standing still as a statue, a 

blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some movement in the distance. Here stands a restless 

mountain eagle, arrogantly surveying his surroundings. A goldenseal root is here. A dull grey chip 

of magnesium rests on the ground. The soul of Thaumas roams the land, bodiless.

You see exits leading north and west.

Xer

He didn't even die to the holobombs haha

Peak

.

Cahin

Yeah, Antidas stole my kill.

Achilles

I knocked Cahin out of the air :S

and I warned them all to GTFO.

Thaumas

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

You are no longer stunned.

You whip your hands through the air, and a red haze formed of your Kai energy forms about you. It disperses suddenly, refreshing you and healing your wounds.

 Herb balance: 1
You must regain equilibrium first.

You bleed 341 health.
clot
2165h, 3415m, 14348e, 15695w cxkdb-29-
You must regain equilibrium first.
You must regain equilibrium first.
2165h, 3415m, 14348e, 15695w cxkdb-29-
You must regain equilibrium first.

You must regain equilibrium first.
2165h, 3415m, 14348e, 15695w cxkdb-29-
You must regain equilibrium first.
2165h, 3415m, 14348e, 15695w cxkdb-29-
You take a drink from a snow blossom vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
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609h, 3841m, 14348e, 15695w cxkdb-29-
A bomb comes lobbing in from the north and explodes.
The explosion's concussion wave slams into you, stunning you momentarily.

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
609h, 3841m, 14348e, 15695w cxkdb-29-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
609h, 3841m, 14348e, 15695w cxkdb-29-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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An arrow flies in towards you.
It strikes you, gouging a deep and bloody wound.
arrows
Unable to withstand the arrow piercing your chest, you stumble to the ground as darkness overtakes you.
You have been slain by Antidas.
A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
A magnesium chip falls out of your inventory.

You are dead, perhaps you should "Embrace Death".

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You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 3841m, 14348e, 15707w ex-

You are dead and cannot do that.

You have recovered equilibrium.





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You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.






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Khalaz eats some irid moss.

Xer

Bombs I need more people to be stationary Travel posts though

Peak

Ascendant Tanris Rozzan, Herald of Entropy's Herculean voice booms, "I can appreciate tenacity, but 

perhaps you should rethink your offensive strategy somewhatYou guys are getting owned, just stop."

Oceana

As you take a swallow of whiskey the scorching heat of alcohol catches at the back of your throat before its finer, mellow tones smooth over your tongue.
Having finished the last sip, you dispose of the empty tumbler.

Three cheers for auto-disposal!

Oceana

Also...

Clasping your hands around the broadest part of the goblet, you pause for a second, simply enjoying
the heat of the toddy through the glass warming your fingers. You bring the rim of the goblet to
your mouth and pause briefly once more to breathe in the steam rising from its interior, scented
with honey, cloves, and cinnamon. Finally, you tilt the glass to down a sip of the hot liquid,
feeling quite toasty indeed as it courses down your throat, warming you thoroughly from within.

Lodi

Here's Lodi wishing the Congregation happy Christmas Mhaldorian style.

"2012/12/25 01:06:33 - Lodi > As the rest of the world descends into the weak frivolity that is modern Logosmas, I expect each and all to remember their Mhaldorian heritage. If I hear even a single 'Merry Logosmas' utterd from a Congregant's lips, then, bah! I'll have their head piked at Stygian as 'festive' decoration!"

Synbios

How many sips does the waterskin hold?

Oceana

Lodi said:

Here's Lodi wishing the Congregation happy Christmas Mhaldorian style.

"2012/12/25 01:06:33 - Lodi > As the rest of the world descends into the weak frivolity that is modern Logosmas, I expect each and all to remember their Mhaldorian heritage. If I hear even a single 'Merry Logosmas' utterd from a Congregant's lips, then, bah! I'll have their head piked at Stygian as 'festive' decoration!"

Lodi

@Oceana: Got it in one!

Darklyre

Synbios said:

How many sips does the waterskin hold?

Just one, but we're waiting to see if it refills.

Darklyre

Murad polishes the steel with a fine cloth, inspecting the blade for any imperfections. Finding none,

 he turns and reverently presents the sword to Danlin with both hands.

Murad exclaims, "I give you Singing Bass!"

And I thought that the novice I had that got "Great Rats" for a blade name was cursed. This one's a redneck samurai.

Tagg

4785h, 4327m, 22330e, 25388w cexkdb-m (-10m)
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a
Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile
about himself as he arrives.
With a crooked grin, Ironbeard the Magnanimous gushes, "Presents! Because it's a special time. A
special celebration, Jarrod!"
4785h, 4317m, 22330e, 25388w cexkdb-m
(Party): Mizik says, "Ironbeard, man."
4785h, 4327m, 22330e, 25390w cexkdb-m
(Party): Mizik says, "People getting like 4 bags a piece."
4785h, 4327m, 22330e, 25388w cexkdb-m
With a sudden look of concentration, Ironbeard the Magnanimous smiles a crooked smile, rubs his
ample stomach, and fades to nothingness, followed by the sound of a distant belch.
4785h, 4327m, 22330e, 25388w cexkdb-m
(Party): Mizik says, "I got nothin."
4785h, 4317m, 22330e, 25388w cexkdb-m (-10m)
(Party): Entaro says, "Want my pocketbelt?"
4785h, 4327m, 22330e, 25388w cexkdb-m (+10m)
Mizik takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.
4785h, 4327m, 22330e, 25388w cexkdb-m
(Party): Tanris says, "Man."
4785h, 4317m, 22330e, 25388w cexkdb-m (-10m)
The sounds of booted feet marching in unison fill the air, and fade away.
4785h, 4327m, 22330e, 25390w cexkdb-m (+10m)
The rowdy notes of a drinking song, faint at first, then rising to the undisputed intensity of a
Dwarf On A Mission, herald the arrival of Ironbeard the Magnanimous who casts his beam of a smile
about himself as he arrives.
"Salutations and a lovely day to you, Tagg!" Ironbeard the Magnanimous cries out with a small hiccup,
 doffing his broad-brimmed hat. "And may your day be further improved, if such a thing is possible,
with this little gift," he adds, brandishing a giftbag.
Ironbeard the Magnanimous just gave you a giftbag!

Huyen

offer ursu to fefile
You offer up the corpse of an ursu man to Babel, God of Oblivion.

x20 because of defiling and combat spam

Jarrod

Huyen said:

offer ursu to fefile
You offer up the corpse of an ursu man to Babel, God of Oblivion.

x20 because of defiling and combat spam

Huyen                      17286                                           17286

More essence than Tanris/Mizik, that's for sure.

Tanris

Hey, he's got me beaten on positive sure, but do we really want to start comparing total net sizes now. Point that somewhere else, son.