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  • WysteriaWysteria
    Vaehl said:
    General log for the Maldaathi:
    (removed)
    2012/12/23 00:01:50 - Archis was inducted by Certimene.
    2012/12/23 00:44:55 - Archis quit the House.
    (removed)

    Hmm.

    4021h, 3302m, 18014e, 13430w cexkdb-20:17:19:631
    Archis (male Xoran).
    He is 18 years old, having been born on the 18th of Glacian, 595 years after the fall of the 
    Seleucarian Empire.
    He is unranked in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.
    His warcry: 'For pony!!!'

    ...Thank goodness.
    We have something similar in the Sylvans logs too with that one — though it was with something like a 15hours gap.
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."
  • KatzchenKatzchen Mhaldor

    Then there's...

    Blade Aspirant Zorach, Sentry of Mhaldor (male Troll).
    He is 262 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Miraman, 351 years after the fall of the
    Seleucarian Empire.
    He is unranked in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is a Slave in Mhaldor.
    He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
    He is A Slave to Pain in the Maldaathi.
    His motto: 'Here comes pie, pie pie pie'



                   Honourable, knight eternal,

                                            Darkly evil, cruel infernal.

                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

                                                                                             Dance with death forever more.



  • NakariNakari
    Blujixapug said:
    Kyrra said:
    The atavian airship "Kuckoocoocoo" has been harpooned and pulled into the sea by the Third Legion of
    Scyros.

    A Scyrian company has been annihilated by bombs dropped by the atavian airship
    "Whirrwhirrtweetweeteeteetee".
    AIRSHIPS ARE REAL THIS IS CANON
    I am about infinity more times likely to actually learn sailing if this is true

  • TvistorTvistor
    I don't get it, how did he kill Cain before he got stormhammered out? :(

    I fought him and it was okay until he was unparalyzed for more than three seconds.
  • RuthRuth Singapore
    Aeolithon said:

    - 2012/12/23 02:15:03 - Cain says, "Leave Ayoxele to me."
    - 2012/12/23 02:15:52 - Cain says, "I will destroy him for thinking himself above the Lords Will."
    - 2012/12/23 02:25:34 - With a powerful swing of his bastard sword, Ayoxele has completely destroyed the body of Cain.

    Damn @Cain, I can't believe you just got away with acting like a complete fool in front of the entire city (For clarification, this pre-emptive smack talking isn't even the beginning of the idiocy that just transpired). Calling Mhaldor's leadership out here, why the hell are you letting these guys run the city with zero resistance, they're turning it to -.
    Believe me, sometimes it feels as if the leadership in Mhaldor isn't entirely listened to. The CL has the largest say.

    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • TaggTagg
    only sometimes?
    I wanna grow up to be Busta Rhymes
  • RuthRuth Singapore
    Tagg said:

    only sometimes?

    Well, you might have a tiny point there.
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    Ugh, even when I'm mad at him, Jarrod makes me laugh.

    Gdi.
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • LyrLyr
    Mhaldorian piñatas?

  • NizarisNizaris The Holy City of Mhaldor
    Lyr said:
    Mhaldorian piñatas?

    I want this sound bite for piñatas: (fast forward to 0:34, or thereabouts).

    image
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Cruciata, Servant of Suffering shouts, "Hush, hush. It's all over now. Close your eyes and sleep. 
    Safe, safe. Lie down in the snow and sleep forever."

    The Wyrd shouts, "One should sleep when all is lost and gone, joined to another under a blanket of 
    red, burning burning, melting that snow away."

    The Wyrd shouts, "Use boar urine!"

    Norfan Bladeshaper shouts, "Pretty sure that's what they drink in Ashtan. Makes them fat and their 
    eyes sparkle 2500 times an hour. Bloody off-putting..."

    Skuld, the Eternal Maiden shouts, "Come closer, dwarf, and bring a stool, and then mayhap those eyes 
    of yours could sparkle for me!"


  • IocunIocun
    Tvistor said:
    I don't get it, how did he kill Cain before he got stormhammered out? :(

    I fought him and it was okay until he was unparalyzed for more than three seconds.
    Well, that was a cleave deathsight, so he was either pre-cleaving and Cain ran after him into it, or Cain ran into a propped totem and then was cleaved.

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  • IocunIocun
    edited December 2012
    Man, worst retardation ever:

    As the retardation vibration embeds itself, time itself appears to slow.
    5098[    ], 4241(99%), 96%, 100% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB](13:55:10.564)
    You move sluggishly into action.
    5098[    ], 4167(97%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Curing](13:55:10.955) + RET? 'aeon' if aeon.
    You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.
    5098[    ], 4167(97%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Curing](13:55:11.121)
    Flames lick around you - you are on fire!
    4933[-165], 4242(99%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Curing][abl](13:55:11.288) + Symptom: ablaze. + 
    Aff: ablaze
    You yelp in pain as a water weird bashes you.
    A fiery efreeti spins into you, causing you to burst into flame.
    4644[-289], 4232(99%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Curing][abl](13:55:11.291)
    (snap cain)
    The sky above grows dark as Cain calls upon powerful magics. Raising his hands balefully, he causes lightning 
    bolts, the hammer of the storm, to shoot from his hands and slam into you. (stormhammer)
    3018[-1626], 4232(99%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Curing][abl](13:55:11.715)
    You move sluggishly into action. (stand) (overwriting)
    3018[    ], 4232(99%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Curing][abl](13:55:11.878) + RET? 'aeon' if aeon.
    You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash.
    3018[    ], 4232(99%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: (sb)][abl](13:55:12.887) + Unable to stand.
    You bleed 3 health.
    3015[  -3], 4232(99%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: (sb)][abl](13:55:13.057)
    Your insomnia has cleared up.
    3015[    ], 4232(99%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: (sb)][abl 1](13:55:13.060) + Undef: insomnia + 
    Symptom: not_insomnia.
    You snap your fingers in front of Cain.
    3270[ 255], 4273(100%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: (sb)][abl 1](13:55:13.072)
    Cain: Sips.
    3270[    ], 4273(100%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: (sb)][abl 1](13:55:13.076)
    Your head spins as your mind is drowned in chaos and confusion.
    3270[    ], 4273(100%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Go!][con abl 1](13:55:13.883) + Aff: 
    confusion(eat cohosh)
    Cain: --------------------> Rebounding in 2 seconds!
    Cain shuffles his feet in boredom.
    Target Cain is IMPATIENT IMPATIENT IMPATIENT IMPATIENT IMPATIENT IMPATIENT!
    3270[    ], 4273(100%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: (sb)][con abl 1](13:55:14.050)
    You move sluggishly into action. (eat cohosh)
    3270[    ], 4273(100%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Curing][con abl 1](13:55:14.216) + RET? 'aeon' 
    if aeon.
    Your anti-weapon field defence has been stripped as your body vibrates in sync with a dissonant vibration.
    3270[    ], 4273(100%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Curing][con abl 2](13:55:14.412) + Undef: 
    rebounding
    (dstab cain)
    You move sluggishly into action. (dstab cain) (overwriting)
    3270[    ], 4273(100%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Curing][con abl 2](13:55:14.892) + RET? 'aeon' 
    if aeon.
    You feel your mana reserves being attacked by an unseen vibration.
    3270[    ], 3755(87%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Curing][con abl 2](13:55:15.056)
    >Got tree balance back.
     Paracelsus says: Cain: Rebounding up!   
    3270[    ], 3755(87%), 96%, 99% cexkdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: (sb)][con abl 2](13:55:15.926) + Unable to 
    defFree not_insomnia.
    You prick Cain twice in rapid succession with your dirk.
    The attack rebounds back onto you!
    A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
    3270[    ], 3755(87%), 96%, 99% cekdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: (sb)][con par ?? abl 2](13:55:16.092) + Aff: 
    unknown + Aff: paralysis
    Cain: ''''''''''''''''''''EATS PLUMBUM (Goldenseal)''''''''''''''''''''
    3270[    ], 3745(87%), 96%, 99% cekdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Immobile (sb)][con par ?? abl 2](13:55:16.383)
    A water weird wounds you with a glancing cut.
    Your shield completely absorbs the damage.
    A fiery efreeti spins into you, causing you to burst into flame.
    3072[-198], 3745(87%), 96%, 99% cekdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Immobile (sb)][con par ?? abl 2](13:55:16.547) + 
    Aff: ablaze
    (eat magnesium)
    Cain's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
     Paracelsus says: Cain: Rebounding down!   
    The sky above grows dark as Cain calls upon powerful magics. Raising his hands balefully, he causes lightning 
    bolts, the hammer of the storm, to shoot from his hands and slam into you. (stormhammer)
    1446[-1626], 3745(87%), 96%, 99% cekdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Immobile (sb)][con par ?? abl 2](13:55:17.644)
    Cain suddenly appears jittery and scattered, all mental equilibrium lost.
    1446[    ], 3745(87%), 96%, 99% cekdb 37.9% Vote-[AB][RET: Immobile (sb)][con par ?? abl 2](13:55:17.920)

    First I hit myself with voyria/curare off rebounding, then the hypno disrupt comes in while he's off eq from stormhammer anyways.
    Still no excuse for not getting out of dry retardation without getting actively hindered. I'm so ashamed of myself :(

    (Doesn't help either that he was truelocked four times during that spar and his necklace got him out every time :()

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  • TaggTagg
    A serpent that didn't immediately evade and snipe out?

    You have no idea how to serpent, I'm so ashamed.
    I wanna grow up to be Busta Rhymes
  • IocunIocun
    edited December 2012
    Tagg said:
    A serpent that didn't immediately evade and snipe out?

    You have no idea how to serpent, I'm so ashamed.
    I only do that when I'm afraid. If I have a prepared hypno and a pre-envenomed dirk I feel confident enough to stay in. It's much more fun.

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  • TvistorTvistor
    edited December 2012
    I killed Cain earlier by doing delph/delph + execute in retardation.

    It was funny.

    He got me later though. Twice to pure damage, once because his necklace cured him at a really bad time for me.
  • JiraishinJiraishin skulking
    Synbios said:
    Cruciata, Servant of Suffering shouts, "Hush, hush. It's all over now. Close your eyes and sleep. 
    Safe, safe. Lie down in the snow and sleep forever."



    Where -is- she?
    ________________________
    The soul of Ashmond says, "Always with the sniping."

    (Clan): Ictinus says, "Stop it Jiraishin, you're making me like you."
  • LodiLodi
    Jiraishin said:
    Synbios said:
    Cruciata, Servant of Suffering shouts, "Hush, hush. It's all over now. Close your eyes and sleep. 
    Safe, safe. Lie down in the snow and sleep forever."



    Where -is- she?
    My thoughts exsactly.
    I won a competition awhile ago to have Chris Bourassa paint a picture of Lodi. My profile pic is the end product. :)
  • ArlandaArlanda
    Jiraishin said:
    Synbios said:
    Cruciata, Servant of Suffering shouts, "Hush, hush. It's all over now. Close your eyes and sleep. 
    Safe, safe. Lie down in the snow and sleep forever."



    Where -is- she?
    Suffering...
  • AsmodronAsmodron
    edited December 2012
    2939h, 3630m, 14247e, 15400w cexkdb-04:35:38:505
    Vellis, the butterfly collector summons forth a magical storm of butterflies to
    swoop down upon you, distracting you so Vellis himself can stab you with a small
    dagger.
    You have been slain by Vellis, the butterfly collector.


    I've been mauled, set aflame, warped completely, split with an axe, struck by lightning, beaten with a giant club.....and this..this is by far the most damaging and painful thing I have ever seen o.o. Beware his small dagger!
  • VyldrixVyldrix
    Nieelensars has been slain by the might of Ironbeard the Magnanimous.

    I'd love to know the story behind that.
  • IdelisaIdelisa
    edited December 2012
    Vyldrix said:
    Nieelensars has been slain by the might of Ironbeard the Magnanimous.

    I'd love to know the story behind that.
    @Anatral got killed by him too.  DOR <attack> dwarf is my guess. ;)
    image
  • TvistorTvistor
    Probably figured "Hey, we're all here, right? Anyone feel like risking pit? No? ELEUSIS IT IS!"
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