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  • Lyr said:
    I'm working on a customized mace, and I just wrote the following sentence:

    "At the end of the shaft, mithril-trimmed flanges form the mace's head, allowing it to penetrate even the thickest armour."

    Describing weapons without using phallic imagery is SO HARD, you guys!
    Hahaha.

    SO HARD, EH?

    HARD?
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  • NizarisNizaris The Holy City of Mhaldor
    Vaehl said:
    Jarek has lost the ability to return to the corporeal, and perishes.
    You tell the soul of Jarek, "Tsk."
    You tell the soul of Jarek, "Can't stay blackwinded forever."
    Jarek tells you in Mhaldorian, "(( haha, forgot to read the ab file. Couldn't unblackwind rofl ))."


    Lol'd really hard. He couldn't read the AB file while blackwinded so didn't know how to human form and simply sat there till his willpower ran out. Seems someone was eager after getting blackwind.
    Heh. The exact same thing happened to me. SO annoying that you couldn't read AB NECROMANCY BLACKWIND -while- blackwinded.
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  • Oh wow... glad I read that before blackwinding for the first time... didn't know you died when you ran out of willpower though.


                   Honourable, knight eternal,

                                            Darkly evil, cruel infernal.

                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

                                                                                             Dance with death forever more.



  • edited December 2012
    Doesn't help that the command for unblackwinding isn't very intuitive either. They probably either should make AB accessible from within it, or make other commands (like "unblackwind") work as well, or just give a prompt message of what to type to unblackwind whenever you try to do something that is impossible in blackwind.

    Bit a similar issue with BURROW ABOVE, but I think that was changed at some point to give you prompts giving you the correct command or something?
  • UNBLACKWIND or MATERIALISE or @MANIFEST or something should definitely be a thing. They added UNMORPH to Metamorphosis, so why not?
  • Yeah, it's currently HUMAN, which makes no sense for a lot of people.
  • Delphinus said:
    UNBLACKWIND or MATERIALISE or @MANIFEST or something should definitely be a thing. They added UNMORPH to Metamorphosis, so why not?
    Actually tried all of those :(
  • I thought Ayoxele isn't Mhaldorian anymore?

  • Iocun said:
    Doesn't help that the command for unblackwinding isn't very intuitive either. They probably either should make AB accessible from within it, or make other commands (like "unblackwind") work as well, or just give a prompt message of what to type to unblackwind whenever you try to do something that is impossible in blackwind.

    Bit a similar issue with BURROW ABOVE, but I think that was changed at some point to give you prompts giving you the correct command or something?
    Let's not try to fix this. It happens far too little for how hilarious it is in my opinion.

  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    Skye, Tyehr, Moriana, Azrial, Talonia, Nalitia, Manifest, Craynar, Granon, Tirac, Kaiu, Vrass, Sable,
     Angor, Dravere, Shista, Earina, Onyxion, Akia, Gauthus, Lizzie, Bersekir, Halos, Ginmund, Nosrac,
    Cuhtlar, Kray, Sheltan, Sohl, Khashan, Berle, Aarro, Tamika, Ryukishi, Kayeil, Mathonwy, Karazeri,
    *breytack, Shunsui, Mariya, Grondson, Klaw, Shekal, Cahin, Hiroma, Ashlog, Nar, Boosteya, Visnia,
    Nariko, Zenui, Daemian, Cooper, Ellia, Taurnil, Crythril, Payne, Oburi, Leota, Noristae, Ramzi,
    Jasaadi, Dener, Barrons, Farengar, Jashen, Toura, Ryanna, Erikarn, Ayoxele, Pandora, Mephaos,
    Pardinen, Jayden, Minna, Cinya, Marlow, Saphyria, Aidyn, Orklanishkal, Cirana, Vasriia, Sanaki,
    Verily, Elysina, Mariel, Kraul, Solfege, Thundarsa, Aruha, Aurica, Kard, Thaumas, Gripth, Jarek,
    Hurisean, Lyr, Matvei, Adalstein, Caneloc, Tahquil, Caeya, Melodie, Rayle, Tesha, Amram, Sayuri,
    Orphen, Rykar, Desini, Wyverex, Avonela, Grimstir, Xer, Learyn, Vilnar, Aeolithon, Coldfire,
    Evelynne, Thog, Traxtin, Zalliley, Nellaundra, Jonesey, Aldair, Tanaar, Illyose, Darklyre, Iocun.
    Plus another 28 whose presence you cannot fully sense.


    It's a ghost D:


  • AkiaAkia phoenix, az
    C'mon HFP, you had ONE JOB.

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  • Iocun said:
    Akia kicks her leg high and scythes downwards at you.
    She connects to the head!
    432[-2572], 4263(99%), 99%, 99% cexkdb 46.4% Vote-[S] (axe kick)[pr entang transf 1](04:11:46.
    680)(h dmg: 0.90)(p: head)
    Akia launches a powerful uppercut at you.
    She connects to the head!
    Your mind feels suddenly dulled and slow.
    40[-392], 4263(99%), 99%, 99% cexkdb 46.4% Vote-[S] (uppercut)[h1 pr st entang transf 1](04:11:46.
    688)(h dmg: 1.10) + Aff: head1 + Aff: stupidity(outr 1 goldenseal)(eat goldenseal)
    You take a drink from an oaken vial.
    The elixir heals and soothes you.
    1007[ 967], 4263(99%), 99%, 99% cexkdb 46.4% Vote-[S][h1 pr st entang transf 1](04:11:46.695)(focus)
    Akia launches a powerful uppercut at you.
    She connects to the head!
    615[-392], 4263(99%), 99%, 99% cexkdb 46.4% Vote-[S] (uppercut)[h1 pr st entang transf 
    1](04:11:46.702)(h dmg: 1.30)
    Manifest viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into you.
    The attack rebounds back onto Manifest!
    Horror overcomes Manifest's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

    Luckiest health sip timing ever. Even better when it's being followed up by a rebounded dsl!

    (Still died a bit later, but that made me lol.)
    //confused. I thought axekick always broke head now?
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  • I have a tough head.
  • Axekick just deals an insane amount of head damage, I believe.

  • I know in DRS its a guaranteed head break. Akia might have been in Scorpion though, where it may not be an insta head break
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  • AkiaAkia phoenix, az
    edited December 2012
    I have no idea what you people are reading but it says right there in the 3rd line of the combo his head broke. 

    Edit: Lol I don't know what I'm reading apparently, I was unstanced, that's why.  Time to drink more beers.

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  • Akia said:
    C'mon HFP, you had ONE JOB.
    ucp

  • AkiaAkia phoenix, az
    GDI ALCOHOL

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  • edited December 2012
    Isn't SCS higher limb damage on kicks whereas DRS is higher on punches? @Akia you must be really fucking drunk because his head broke on ucp and @Jacen was talking about the Axk not the combo. 
  • edited December 2012
    I simply have no comeback to that. 
  • @Tahquil: SO demanding! :D
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."

  • SCS 30% kicks only, DRS 20% kicks/punches
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  • Yeah but AXK's are hardcoded to always break head now, right?
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