Memorable quotes

Ygia

You focus the might of divine will into Jayden to force her to obey your command.
Jayden is unable to resist the force of your faith.
Jayden says with a refined Shallamese accent, "Hippity hopperty, I won't mess with my daughter's property."

Silas

Cobault said:

Tesha is one of my favourite people in Achaea, yet  never really get to interact with.
Didn't even get to interact much when I was in Targ. It's unfortunate.

She's the best of us.

Martien

I have some some good Tesha quotes too I should post some time. Not on hand though. But not a single log-in has gone by that I haven't laughed out loud since Martien went back to Targ. CT banter gives me life, have some of today's good ones:

(after three rl days in a row of people thinking I have dragon and just being kicked out of a dragon-only foray for the third assumption)

(Targossas): You say, "It has come to my attention that several people, for reasons unknown to me, believe I am a dragon."
(Targossas): You say, "This is a public service announcement: I am not."
(Targossas): Avianca says, "You will be soon!"
(Targossas): Ygia says, "Become Dragon."
(Targossas): Veldrin says, "This is a public service announcement: Get Dragon."
(Targossas): You laughingly say, "I'm actually trying now, believe me."
(Targossas): Axios says, "I am trying for dragon but people in my city keep feeding me to Yuthka. Great for my renown, terrible experience."
(Targossas): Avianca says, "No I mean, I WILL get you dragon."
(Targossas): You laughingly say, "Avianca, you'll have to eat my paperwork then."
(Targossas): Avianca says, "I have too much already my dear Minister."
(Targossas): Avianca says, "Tell you what, we'll BOTH share the load."
(Targossas): You say, "Then I will tell the Lumarchs, 'Apologies, the dragon ate my paperwork.'"
(Targossas): Avianca laughingly says, "YES!"
(Targossas): Sothantos says, "I can hear you, you know."
(Targossas): Avianca says, "Eek!"
(Targossas): You say, "Oh no!"

Later

(Targossas): Avianca says, "Is a Caefir free?"
(Targossas): Lyndee says, "No typically they are very expensive."
(Targossas): You helpfully say, "Because they're rare."
(Targossas): Solaine thoughtfully says, "Fair point."
(Targossas): You say, "Sometimes medium-rare, even."
(Targossas): Avianca firmly says, "Ok ok."
(Targossas): Lyndee says, "Martien has the right of it, it's a simple matter of supply and demand economics."

🔥 

Astarod

Martien said:

(after three rl days in a row of people thinking I have dragon and just being kicked out of a dragon-only foray for the third assumption)

@Martien, you free for the Dragonquest foray?

Martien

@Astarod shakefist

Dragonknight

I'm still disappointed that people from Targossas aren't referred to as Targettes

[Deleted User]

They are now.

Achilles

Just another day in the life of @Halos Vorondil.

Foray group is trying to yank bash without much success, with 1 minute left, Dragon Halos...

(Party): Halos says, "If I had a whip I could yank."

You may eat another plant or mineral. 

You have recovered balance on all limbs. 

You have recovered equilibrium. 

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Calling upon the vast well of mental power at your disposal, you begin to summon a mind-rending 

blast of psi energy. 

You take a drink from a mahogany vial.

The elixir heals and soothes you.

Your psi summoning is complete.

(Party): You say, "You have serpent?"

(Party): Halos says, "Yes."

(Party): You say, "..."

(Party): Silas says, "..."

Your rage fades away. (perfect timing really)

(The Bathhouse Menace): You say, "Lololol."

(Party): Silas says, "Never change, Halos."

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Kinilan

A tip of a bottle of silken emollient offers forth a fingertip's worth of the rose-hued emollient,
the perfect amount to apply to cheeks, forehead, cheekbones, and the other features of your face
with a smooth rubbing motion. With each stroke of your fingers the thick liquid soaks in, leaving
your face feeling softened.
This product is clearly not meant for you.

Don't you try and fucking shame me, bottle! I DESERVE silky smooth skin!

Ygia

You sing, "Row row row your boat, gently past the chops. Merrily merrily merrily merrily, Mysia's our stop~."

Sothantos

(OOC Clan): Tesha says, "Gold fish are seriously delicious."
(OOC Clan): Silas says, "Wtf."
(OOC Clan): Aegoth says, "You fucking monster."
(OOC Clan): Aegoth says, "Why would you eat goldfish."
(OOC Clan): Tesha says, "Look i obviously mean the crackers."
(OOC Clan): Aegoth says, "No, no it wasn't obvious at all."
(OOC Clan): Silas says, "Wtf are goldfish crackers."
(OOC Clan): Vender says, "So you can throw them back up to impress your hs buddies."
(OOC Clan): Issam says, "..."
(OOC Clan): Silas says, "Hahaah wtf."
(OOC Clan): Tesha says, "They are goldfish-shaped crackers w/ smiles on them."
(OOC Clan): Tesha says, "Do they not have those in england."
(OOC Clan): Silas says, "No."
(OOC Clan): Tesha says, "They are cheddar flavored."
(OOC Clan): Issam says, "No way."
(OOC Clan): Silas says, "We have uh."
(OOC Clan): Issam says, "You must have them."
(OOC Clan): Silas says, "Fish n chips."
(OOC Clan): Tesha says, "Do you have cheezits?"
(OOC Clan): Silas says, "H/o dont rush while i google them."
(OOC Clan): Reaux says, "Quick rush."

...

In Hashan:

Silas crumples to the floor in a bloodied, twitching heap, laid low by Krymenian Conservator Argwin
Meraki, Chaotic Pilgrim's titanic roar.

Silas crumples to the floor in a bloodied, twitching heap, laid low by Krymenian Conservator Argwin
Meraki, Chaotic Pilgrim's titanic roar.

...

(OOC Clan): Silas says, "You <redacted>."
(OOC Clan): Silas says, "So anyway."
(OOC Clan): Silas says, "Https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51S76C+UOBL._AC_.jpg."
(OOC Clan): Silas says, "This is them."

Halos

Seven rays of different coloured light spring out from Jinsun's outstretched hands, irradiating the location with blinding strobes.

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|     JINSUN CHAOSRAYS | JINSUN CHAOSRAYS     |

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Horror overcomes Elinia's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Amanda's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Minkai's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Accipiter's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Zackery's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
The protective barrier surrounding Zackery trembles under the attack of Jinsun, but holds.
Horror overcomes Reaux's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Lorath's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Magenta's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Zoktos's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Marron's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Seletyn's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Iocun's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
The protective barrier surrounding Krizal trembles under the attack of Jinsun, but holds.
Horror overcomes Frances's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Auria's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
The protective barrier surrounding Marxi trembles under the attack of Jinsun, but holds.
As Jinsun's attack falls, Marxi's reflective barrier shatters and reflects the attack.
Horror overcomes Tianondria's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Jaeide's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Thoralyn's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Bahir's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Jadys's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Maajida's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Shirszae's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Svenson's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
You are hit by a yellow and blue ray.
Horror overcomes Keorin's face as her body stiffens into paralysis.
Horror overcomes Veldrin's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Prythe socially distances from Jinsun.

Stheno

Looking utterly bored, an alluring succubus doll within a dollhouse styled after Baelgrim's spires rests her elbows on a windowsill and gazes out at the world from her miniature fortress with as much disinterest as her small features can manage.

An alluring succubus doll peeks out from the highest window on a dollhouse styled after Baelgrim's spires, her obsidian eyes glistening for a moment before she once again vanishes from sight.

Screams of anguish emanate from a dollhouse styled after Baelgrim's spires, followed by a delighted, wicked feminine laugh.

Tesha

(Party): Achilles says, "Ok, who's your favorite male Aarashi who's name starts with A and ends with S."
(Party): Micaelis says, "Antonius."
(Party): Astarod says, "Antidas."
(Party): Achilles says, "Dang."

Doriel

Poor achilles. Always bullied.

Achilles

There's also Aelios.  We got ASs

Astarod

(Party): @Zachariel says, "Who will get the killing blow, place your bets!"

(Party): @Tianondria impishly says, "I'm betting on the Foreman."

You have been slain by the Foreman.

(Party): @Silas says, "Don't listen to her, Astarod, I have fai-- never mind."

(Party): Tianondria happily says, "Yay."

(Party): Zachariel thoughtfully says, "She's good."

My friends are so supportive. 

Paux

Doriel said:

Poor achilles. Always bullied.

Somebody's gotta play the heel. Why not Achilles?

Archaeon

(Targossas): Nicola says, "The x-wing series was the only star wars thing I ever enjoyed."

Achilles

Archaeon said:

(Targossas): Nicola says, "The x-wing series was the only star wars thing I ever enjoyed."

Can't wait to raid with @Nicola

Kinilan

You call out "Fire!" and release the mechanism on an Arcanian arm thrower.
A roped hookshot blasts out from "Lorielan's Icebox" and slams into a colossal kraken, but seemingly

does nothing more but anger it further.

SUCK  ON MY CUTTER!

Astarod

(Clan) Ada says, "I just wanted shin!"

(Clan) Astarod says, "What do I look like."

(Clan) Astarod says, "A shin dealer?"

(Clan) Ada says, "LOL."

Just a funny snippet I lol'd at. 

Prythe

Best tell in ages:

Bann tells you, "Probably because you just rubbed your testicles on their foreheads in public. Needed to be done though. That's fucked up."

P.S. Then ensued a discussion as to whether testicles could be metaphorical given my lack of same.

Ismay

I'm confused about the 100k thing. How much did you pay for the shop?

Thaisen

Don’t shops go for like 2000 credits? I seriously don’t know, just what I’ve heard.

Vhaith

Thaisen said:

Don’t shops go for like 2000 credits? I seriously don’t know, just what I’ve heard.

It's also a transplant from Shallam, isn't it? This could mean it's potentially worth more. 

Thaisen

Vhaith said:

Thaisen said:

Don’t shops go for like 2000 credits? I seriously don’t know, just what I’ve heard.

It's also a transplant from Shallam, isn't it? This could mean it's potentially worth more. 

Oh wow, well... quite the racket they got going on over in Targossas then I guess.

I thought credit scams were illegal?

Archaeon

Thaisen said:

I thought credit scams were illegal?

Prythe

Ismay said:

I'm confused about the 100k thing. How much did you pay for the shop?

Suffice it to say, even 500 years ago (I was about 30ish I think when I bought it) I paid more than 100,000 gold.