Memorable quotes

[Deleted User]

Asmodron said:

Lenn said:

I still dunno what Ashtan's theme is.

Don't take it to heart. The majority of them dont even know what their own city's theme is...

not toxic btw hehe xd

Tahquil

.. I mean. It's not a deux ex machina if backhand-favouring organistations is 95% of the God's persona. He's probably given out more favours to non-nihilists than to his actual order members, triplefold.

Edit : Is it? 

Skye

where's my obligatory spite-favour, huh?

Babel

I wish people would play the game as much as they like to play the forums.

Archaeon

Me too 

Tahquil

I would if you favored me, Brobel.

Zackery

If we could just keep things IG, all of this nonsense could be aVoided.

Milabar

And get I thought I'd done something good.  Oh well. HAIL OBLIVION, granter of favours

[Deleted User]

Zackery said:

If we could just keep things IG, all of this nonsense could be aVoided.

Skye

You read what is written on a gilt-edged letter:

Dear Valued Customer,

 

Now in stock at the grocery store is soil! Fresh, chaos-free, perfect

for any garden or home improvement project! Stop by and pick up yours

today!

 

The Grocery Store - Targossas

Tahquil

Sigh.

You know, some of us are puritans and don't want to know beforehand what unlocks once you free the water Sprite in Stardew Achaea.

Thanks for the spoilers.

Melodie

(OOC Clan): @Atalkez says, "Market Seven slaves in Annwyn for all of your bloodshed needs."

(OOC Clan): @Darrod says, "There we go."

(OOC Clan): You say, "Lol."

(OOC Clan): Atalkez says, "Seven Slaves, even."

(OOC Clan): Atalkez says, "Make it seem like I was marketing for a new Annwyn shop."

(OOC Clan): Atalkez says, "Haha."

(OOC Clan): Atalkez says, "Hey that's a good shop name."

(OOC Clan): Darrod says, "Lol."

(OOC Clan): You say, "Seven slaved serves as suspiciously supplied supplements for supper."

(OOC Clan): You say, "Slaves served*."

(OOC Clan): Darrod says, "My brain fucked up reading that."

(OOC Clan): You say, "Lmao."

(OOC Clan): You say, "My brain fucked up typing it, obv."

(OOC Clan): Darrod says, "Directions unclear, ended up sticking [CENSORED] in toaster."

(OOC Clan): You say, "Wow!"

(OOC Clan): Atalkez says, "Salacious subjugation submitted for subservient processing!"

(OOC Clan): Darrod says, "Sorting."

(OOC Clan): Atalkez says, "Sorting yes."

(OOC Clan): Darrod says, "Subservient sorting."

(OOC Clan): You say, "Subservient snorting."

(OOC Clan): Darrod says, "Subservient scoring."

(OOC Clan): You say, "Subservient snoring."

Just another day in Mhaldor.

Darrod

 

Nowhere is safe anymore.

Astarod

Darrod said:

 

Nowhere is safe anymore.

Subservient Safety

Melodie

Darrod said:

 

Nowhere is safe anymore.

I think you and I can agree that of the many things I could post from various channels, this is fairly trivial and lacking in scandal! 

Y'all need to share in the fun.

Doriel

Melodie said:

Darrod said:

 

Nowhere is safe anymore.

I think you and I can agree that of the many things I could post from various channels, this is fairly trivial and lacking in scandal! 

Y'all need to share in the fun.

In that clan alone there's much worse she could've posted :P

Xallax

"Everyone has enemies, Targossas just has a lot."

Jiraishin

Atau lets out a cracked moan as his windpipe is slowly crushed.
6007h, 4766m, 22229e, 21000w cexkdb
Rurin, the Crafter lets out a cracked moan as his windpipe is slowly crushed.

Two for the price of one?

Boosteya

Message #5742       Sent by @Jonesey
2019/12/09/20:55 People forget Achaea is a game, if people arent having fun they arent going to play. period.

Darrod

(Colloquium Iniquus): Elgabri says, "Vice-Admiral what is the area the monks live in?"

(Colloquium Iniquus): You say, "Proselyte, monks live everywhere."

I couldn't help myself

Doriel

Darrod said:

(Colloquium Iniquus): Elgabri says, "Vice-Admiral what is the area the monks live in?"

(Colloquium Iniquus): You say, "Proselyte, monks live everywhere."

I couldn't help myself

Such a bad ambassador, bullying our poor novices

Kyrra

An eerie groan of delight rises from the Ithmia as a gnarled treekin absorbs Aegoth into the
earth.

Kelvan

Murad polishes the steel with a fine cloth, inspecting the blade for any imperfections. Finding
none, he turns and reverently presents the sword to you with both hands.

Murad exclaims, "I give you Supreme Flames!"

Forged from a flame-touched alloy of the finest steel and bronze, this blade exhibits a sharp curve
along its length, accentuated by a shallow groove carved into the metal. The thick tang is encased
by a grip of red cord in an intricate twisting pattern. Rounding off the grip is a square pommel
fashioned from jade, affording perfect balance to this masterfully crafted weapon.

Great name, and it even looks the part.

Halos

8476h, 7466m, 37620e, 33034w exkdb-realdog targossas 0 1
How about a text dog, instead?
8476h, 7466m, 37630e, 33034w exkdb-realdog targossas 0 2
How about a text dog, instead?

...

No, thank you

Skye

rofl what is that an actual thing now?

Jinsun

(p) 7794h, 7817m, 23521e, 33645w exdb-

The Divine voice of Ictinus echoes in your head, "Ok out and in once more!"

(p) 7794h, 7817m, 23521e, 33645w exdb-

The Divine voice of Ictinus echoes in your head, "That is not a euphemism."

(p) 7794h, 7817m, 23561e, 33645w exdb-

@Ictinus sorry I had to save this fond memory from last week :lol

Torrent

Jinsun said:

(p) 7794h, 7817m, 23521e, 33645w exdb-

The Divine voice of Ictinus echoes in your head, "Ok out and in once more!"

(p) 7794h, 7817m, 23521e, 33645w exdb-

The Divine voice of Ictinus echoes in your head, "That is not a euphemism."

(p) 7794h, 7817m, 23561e, 33645w exdb-

@Ictinus sorry I had to save this fond memory from last week :lol

Ictinus is hilarious when fixing bugs. Love every time he helps out. @Rhivona as well! Wondering how in the world you have become a 0 Elemental Lord was fun!

Melodie

Ict was an absolute gem when elemental lords were new and I was banging my head on the wall of Water quests. Was always fairly up front on whether I was just being dumb or if it was a bug. I still have nightmares of those two weeks but good memories of laughing my tush off, too.

Jinsun

Melodie said:

Ict was an absolute gem when elemental lords were new and I was banging my head on the wall of Water quests. Was always fairly up front on whether I was just being dumb or if it was a bug. I still have nightmares of those two weeks but good memories of laughing my tush off, too.

Yeah I've been seeing him a lot with voyages. Pm every day I'm like hey man is this a big or do I just not get it 

Jiraishin

From right before Targ's Logosmas party started.
Festive cheer does not come easily to the Vastel brothers. Or their Dawnlord.

You say grimly with a harsh Western accent, "I am now festively attired."

Sothantos gives you a stiff nod of commiseration.

Martien peers at you unscrupulously.
 
You say to Martien with a harsh Western accent, "What?"
 
Martien says to you with a measured Hashani accent, "You are not very
Logosmasy."
 
You say to Martien with a harsh Western accent, "I am wearing colours that are
not grey."
 
Martien looks sceptical and says to you with a measured Hashani accent, "A
single belt?"
  
Sothantos smooths out his equally grey tunic.
 
Comprehension flashes across Issam's face.
 
A ghostly apparition vanishes from sight to the northwest.
Your enhanced senses inform you that Issam has entered Verdant antechamber, to
the northwest.
  
A ghostly apparition glides into view from the ether.
Your enhanced senses inform you that Issam has entered Glassed lobby at your
location.
  
Issam nods his head at a pair of wool Logosmas socks.
  
Issam says in a flat, steady voice, "I am now festive."