Memorable quotes

Aegoth

Breathrain cheese

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/9SsrONNk

Skye

The tldr visual

Jonathin

(Hashan): @Bronkus says, "Word got out. Bronkus tasty. stupid Kraken telling tales."

Mosr sniffs at Bronkus.

Bronkus says in a slow, thoughtful voice, "Oh dear."

Your breath scorches the air as you say, "You smell like a troll."

Your breath scorches the air as you say, "I don't really like how trolls taste."

Bronkus says in a slow, thoughtful voice, "Yes. a stinky troll."

Bronkus tries hard to make stinky fluff.

Bronkus grunts noncommittally.


This kid just doesn't stop and it's got me just swimming in my own tears.

Sobriquet

He spoke to me the other day about how he's presenting himself as he has had some people complain. We kept it brilliantly IC through the whole thing, and he agreed to "learn" to change a few things. Characters like this can go very wrong if not played right, I think he's doing well at the moment though. 

Cailin

Jonathin said:

(Hashan): @Bronkus says, "Word got out. Bronkus tasty. stupid Kraken telling tales."

Mosr sniffs at Bronkus.

Bronkus says in a slow, thoughtful voice, "Oh dear."

Your breath scorches the air as you say, "You smell like a troll."

Your breath scorches the air as you say, "I don't really like how trolls taste."

Bronkus says in a slow, thoughtful voice, "Yes. a stinky troll."

Bronkus tries hard to make stinky fluff.

Bronkus grunts noncommittally.


This kid just doesn't stop and it's got me just swimming in my own tears.

I heard that 'kid' on NEWBIE and he was hilarious

Kiah

IDK man.

Sapling Levistus says, "Might as well call me.. rumble... rimble... wrinkled foreskins."

His response to some unsuspecting victim responding to him saying he's been away from Achaea for a long time. I just can't. 

Iniar

(Newbie): Ioleve says, "Aeonics abilities mention a cost of age. Is that my age, like I'm 18 now but an ability costs 500 age, I'll be 518? Wouldn't I instantly die of being old?"

Makarios

Iniar said:

(Newbie): Ioleve says, "Aeonics abilities mention a cost of age. Is that my age, like I'm 18 now but an ability costs 500 age, I'll be 518? Wouldn't I instantly die of being old?"

Hitting the age cap was actually fatal in the original design, but I got talked out of it.

Atalkez

Makarios said:

Iniar said:

(Newbie): Ioleve says, "Aeonics abilities mention a cost of age. Is that my age, like I'm 18 now but an ability costs 500 age, I'll be 518? Wouldn't I instantly die of being old?"

Hitting the age cap was actually fatal in the original design, but I got talked out of it.

Can we talk you into it?

Thats gonna be my first classlead next round

Achilles

Makarios said:

Iniar said:

(Newbie): Ioleve says, "Aeonics abilities mention a cost of age. Is that my age, like I'm 18 now but an ability costs 500 age, I'll be 518? Wouldn't I instantly die of being old?"

Hitting the age cap was actually fatal in the original design, but I got talked out of it.

Ruh roh, Achilles is older than that already.

Synbios

Tyndran Proficy, the Tyrant blasts from the heights of perfection, "Excellent, i will make men and women out of you yet... 5 on 1 is a good start."

Aralaya

(Party): Frederich says, "I think I 

have all of you allied."

(Party): Laniara says, "Each of which,

 "Lani, we're raiding. You are coming.

" From, of course, said Dawnlord."

(Party): You say, "Alright, everyone 

should benefit from Lament now."

(Party): You say, "When I use it."

(Party): You say, "You can just ALLY 

PARTY Frederich."

(Party): Frederich says, "... u wot."

brought up ALLY PARTY in the Achaea Discord...

apparently no one knew about this?

Austere

Aralaya said:

(Party): Frederich says, "I think I 

have all of you allied."

(Party): Laniara says, "Each of which,

 "Lani, we're raiding. You are coming.

" From, of course, said Dawnlord."

(Party): You say, "Alright, everyone 

should benefit from Lament now."

(Party): You say, "When I use it."

(Party): You say, "You can just ALLY 

PARTY Frederich."

(Party): Frederich says, "... u wot."

brought up ALLY PARTY in the Achaea Discord...

apparently no one knew about this?

Wut? Does enemy party work? Asking for an Ashtani friend. 

Aralaya

@Austere enemy party does not work

Melodie

TIL man. I never knew about that!

Monks def need an enemy party. Moar easy things like this please!

Cooper

Austere said:

Aralaya said:

(Party): Frederich says, "I think I 

have all of you allied."

(Party): Laniara says, "Each of which,

 "Lani, we're raiding. You are coming.

" From, of course, said Dawnlord."

(Party): You say, "Alright, everyone 

should benefit from Lament now."

(Party): You say, "When I use it."

(Party): You say, "You can just ALLY 

PARTY Frederich."

(Party): Frederich says, "... u wot."

brought up ALLY PARTY in the Achaea Discord...

apparently no one knew about this?

Wut? Does enemy party work? Asking for an Ashtani friend. 

You could make a temp trigger that unallies and enemies anyone you make an ally.

Iniar

You have found the Dawnblade house symbol! Interact with the rack by touching it and then experience the vision it relays. Experience all three to complete your task.

...

touch rack?

Greys

@Aralaya @Melodie There is a thread for that: 
http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/4869/how-did-i-not-know-this#latest

Synbios

Daeir said:

At least take me to dinner first

Why not both?

Sayenna

Caught in a backlash of Kai energy, Texel has fallen before a practice dummy resembling a monk.

The dummies are LEARNING. Watch out

Next you're gonna have them radiancing poor sods who're afk.

Asmodron

The statue of the fallen deity, Khalas the Wanderer peers about itself unscrupulously.

I do so love when these little treasures appear ^^

(Yes it wasnt an illusion, it was categorized as an emote)

Iniar

These cracked me up something awful

From : Tendril Zakkariah, of the Oak tree
To : Everyone
Subject: A poem
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyone can write
a haiku just stop at the
seventeenth syllab



From : Tendril Zakkariah, of the Oak tree
To : Everyone
Subject: Another poem
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you

Naoma

And...that's my protege

Kayeil

My favorite was the one about mustard because I hate mustard.

Wicella

Gleaming brightly in the subtlest light, a powerful aureate hue suffuses this buckler. Camouflaged for the wilds and bearing nature motifs this buckler is constructed in the Eleusian style.

It has 60 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 75 pounds.

It bears the distinctive mark of A small shrubbery.

There is a fist-shaped sigil attached. (75 months remaining)

You may use this item to parry with.

Taryius

Wicella said:

Gleaming brightly in the subtlest light, a powerful aureate hue suffuses this buckler. Camouflaged for the wilds and bearing nature motifs this buckler is constructed in the Eleusian style.

It has 60 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 75 pounds.

It bears the distinctive mark of A small shrubbery.

There is a fist-shaped sigil attached. (75 months remaining)

You may use this item to parry with.

It's Eleusian made! Crafted by the plants themselves!

Lyrin

5582h 6515m 100%e 100%w - XX|EE C  31.7 
Raising a dark ash wood staff in both hands, Dochitha brings it down with great force to smite the 
ground before him.
The ground beneath the feet of Dochitha opens up, swallowing him into the depths.
5582h 6515m 100%e 100%w - XX|EE C  31.7 21:52:32.571
"Niiice!" you say enthusiastically.
5582h 6515m 100%e 100%w - XX|EE C  31.7 21:52:33.314
Cyrenian staging grounds (indoors).
A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 2 runic knights here. Possessed of a 
preternatural stillness, a venerable monk exudes an aura of quiet tranquillity. Rapier glinting in 
the light, a dashing young troubadour fences with an imagined foe.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
5582h 6515m 100%e 100%w - XX|EE C  31.7 21:52:39.444
You dip your fingers into the cool water of the bowl, willing it to reveal the location of Dochitha.
An image of Cyrene appears reflected within the bowl, shifting with the rippling water to display 1 
levels below Cyrenian staging grounds.  (?)
5582h 6482m 100%e 99%w - XX| C  (-33m, 0.5%) 31.7 21:52:42.136
You have recovered equilibrium. 1.857s
5582h 6515m 100%e 100%w - XX|EE C  31.7 21:53:13.225
You find yourself unable to dig here.
5582h 6515m 100%e 100%w - XX|EE C  31.7 21:53:14.012

RIP @Dochitha.

Lyrin

Iniar said:

These cracked me up something awful

From : Tendril Zakkariah, of the Oak tree
To : Everyone
Subject: A poem
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyone can write
a haiku just stop at the
seventeenth syllab



From : Tendril Zakkariah, of the Oak tree
To : Everyone
Subject: Another poem
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you

Austere alt confirmed.

Micaelis

Across the battlefields and plains of Achaea, the voice of @Aegis , God of War resounds like thunder, "Safe under His cowl of cowardice, just like You were behind Your shield, Deucalion. A remarkable effort upon the battlefield, indeed."

The firmament burns with white-hot supa-hot fire as the pure, baritone voice of @Deucalion calls out, "Yes, protection of allies - or wives - would be a foreign concept to You, wouldn't it?"

Sayenna

(Targossas): Micaelis says, "As any half-competent Hashani can tell you, all they have to do is wait for your cloak to drop, then as long as you apply mass before the immunity vial decays, you can brazier people into a monk's totem."
--
(Targossas): You surprisedly say, "We could kill 'em if you guys want to. Micaelis, let's go! Team Shaman."
(Targossas): Micaelis says, "We can, if you want, though we must ensure our body language is as sarcastic as possible."
(Targossas): Avalea says, "Have to win with style."
(Targossas): Laniara says, "They left, and there was only one kill."
(Targossas): Laniara says, "Ajoc."
(Targossas): Micaelis says, "That mean we win."
(Targossas): Micaelis says, "Log it!"
(Targossas): You say, "Victory is ours!"
(Targossas): You say, "Well fought everyone!"
(Targossas): Micaelis says, "Good work."
(Targossas): Micaelis says, "I really like your style on the field, Siduri. You showed up this day."
--
(Targossas): You say, "I am sure Tesha would be proud of how we handled them."
(Targossas): Avalea says, "The sarcasm was just as hurtful, I'd imagine."
(Targossas): Micaelis says, "As the saying goes, "To be the best, you have to sarcastically discourage the best.""

Sometimes I wonder about Micaelis.