Memorable quotes

Skye

(le'OOC Clan): @Reyson says, "I'mma wield wield wield spear."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.648)qw
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma wield wield relax grip."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.914)
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma wield wield throw soulspear at get."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.934)
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma wield relax grip get."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.953)
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma wield throw soulspear at we get."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.973)
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma relax grip we get."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.992)
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma throw soulspear at what we get."

dem wonky aliases

Reyson

Nexus sucks  

Remilia

You greet Tunai, a spear-wielding hunter with a sincere smile.
Tunai, a spear-wielding hunter creases his brow in a frown.
Tunai, a spear-wielding hunter exclaims, "If only I could find that spearhead!"

You say in Mhaldorian in a terse voice, "Spearhead."
Tunai, a spear-wielding hunter says, "Brains and brawn aren't mutually exclusive. You can use more than one word in a sentence with me."

Tunai looks you over critically.
Tunai, a spear-wielding hunter says, "Well, in most cases anyway."

Cheeky little mob.

Sobriquet

Austere said:

Morthif said:

Your fellow citizen, Covfefee, has just escaped imprisonment in the foul pygmy dungeon. Welcome him to Ashtan!

Of course it's Ashtan. All the Trump wannabes go Ashtan. Guys, we're not America anymore.. we have legit rp outside of lol freedoms.  Go LolTrump Hashan

My only surprise here is that it took so long

Cooper

A titanic roar of triumph rises from the Cloisters of Righteousness as Farrah is acknowledged as an 

Avatar of Deucalion.

fk.

Tasuu

Farrah has formally declared you an enemy of the Targossian Breakfast Club.

Frederich

Raising an avatar fucking sucks.

1 health/mana/wp/end

Xaden

Tasuu said:

Farrah has formally declared you an enemy of the Targossian Breakfast Club.

What the fuck is the Targossian Breakfast Club??

Kiet

Guess you got left out Xaden

Synbios

Xaden said:

Tasuu said:

Farrah has formally declared you an enemy of the Targossian Breakfast Club.

What the fuck is the Targossian Breakfast Club??

I am sorry. Knowledge of the Targossian Breakfast Club is Chi-exclusio level information - everyone except Xaden knows about this. Please deposit 350 credits to Synbios's account to expedite your clearance upgrade request.

Achilles

You have to get into detention to join.  A Goody two shoes like Xaden would never know about it.

Antonius

Just prior to his execution as the Minister of War for the losing side:

Judicator Atalkez Al'Jafri, Prophet of Justice says to Nyderrasethi in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "Lord Marshal, I offer you respect in leading your forces. Though we are opposed, I can appreciate tenacity and vigour for ones ideals. That said, know that I have no mercy for you."

Lord Marshal Nyderrasethi Moonwolf says in a strong and confident voice, "I do not ask for mercy, that is for the weak, such as yourselves."

Atalkez

Defiant in the face of defeat, so good.

Synbios

Skye said:

(le'OOC Clan): @Reyson says, "I'mma wield wield wield spear."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.648)qw
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma wield wield relax grip."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.914)
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma wield wield throw soulspear at get."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.934)
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma wield relax grip get."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.953)
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma wield throw soulspear at we get."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.973)
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma relax grip we get."
(ex) {8305hp|7265mp|37150e|32425wp}{cdbk|} |()| 3.7%XP (11:16:00.992)
(le'OOC Clan): Reyson says, "I'mma throw soulspear at what we get."

dem wonky aliases

Those look like the lyrics of some Achaean rap song, if you ask me. I can even picture Nicki Minaj as the singer.

Zakkariah

(Eleusis): Marku says, "I'm awesome."
(Eleusis): Marku says, "Clearing oout the warrens all by myself."

Marku has bled to death.

Atalkez

You say to Nyderrasethi in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "Lord Marshal, I offer you respect in
leading your forces. Though we are opposed, I can appreciate tenacity and vigour for ones ideals.
That said, know that I have no mercy for you."

Nyderrasethi says in a strong and confident voice, "I do not ask for mercy, that is for the weak,
such as yourselves."

Antidas says to Nyderrasethi in a quiet voice, "You are in luck then, because like the Judicator
stated - there is none to be given."

You say to Nyderrasethi in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "Perhaps. Though, we see the difference in
our ways of life around us. I stand with my city surrounding me, happy and elated at victory. You
kneel on the ground at my feet defeated. It is at this moment that you will die, by my hand. Bear
witness, Targossas, to the first Lord Marshal executed in Silverbright Square. Likely to not be the
last."

A luminous sheen flows over a gold-hilted Dawnblade with a honed edge, brightening the surroundings.

Perfect Light rings out brightly as you rapidly draw it from a hand-blown glass scabbard.
A sharp glare of light accompanies your movements as you draw Perfect Light from a hand-blown glass
scabbard.

A surge of elation rushes through you as you realise that Nyderrasethi's fate is sealed. With a roar
of triumph, you whip your sword at Nyderrasethi's neck, slicing his head from his shoulders in a
veritable fountain of dark red blood.
You have slain Nyderrasethi.

The full exchange, for the curious!

Ryzan

Damn dude, even on the brink of death, still drops a savage-af line.... So sweet.

Accipiter

Executions should be done with Voyria just so they can maintain eye contact while their body falls apart around them.

Frederich

Clarion over a thousand regiments, the roar of warhorns unites in a ringing paean of victory for $org.

Oops @Aegis

Xaden

I'll take it either way Thanks @Aegis, you da bomb.

Melodie

Insid'ari Kythra Aristata, the Black Widow whispers, "Honestly, we should bring the dart board from the common room in here."

You say to Kythra in Mhaldorian with a flowing, cultured accent, "We could always buy a few drinks and shift our position, Insid'ari."

Esad, the victualler says, "I can do things with basil and liquor that make a person leave behind starving children."

Atalkez

You give the corpse of Fafnir, Lord of the Dark Court to Oberion, King of the Fairies.
Dark fury bleeds into Oberion, King of the Fairies's face like storm clouds rolling over the sky.
Oberion, King of the Fairies exclaims, "You think to kill my kin and gloat about it? Think again,
foul murderer!"

Rude

Ahmet

Icosse, Mirrored Ire shouts, "Seven years bad luck for some!"

The caustic voice of Legionnaire Frederich Obuun, Initiate of the Flame sizzles through the air, "WE'RE COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY ICOSSE."

Such high-brow RP

Frederich

We're coming for her treasure map, obviously.

Cooper

Sad his credibility dock only lasted like 30 seconds.

Salisa

(Market): Amanda says, "Paying 10,000 gold for the heads of Targossans for the next day. 20,000 for the head of Zalford Corlaine."

(Market): Frederich says, "Paying for someone to instruct Amanda how hiring works."

(Market): Siduri says, "Accepting payment to give workshops on contract legality."

(Market): Lorann says, "Paying for vials to collect all Amanda's salt."

(Market): Prythe says, "Selling instruction in proper Marketing techniques."

(Market): Dunn says, "Dunn's assassination: you post em, we toast em."

Sobriquet

Every single one of those market ads is fucking stupid.  Apart from @Dunn, which is bloody excellent.

Synbios

Salisa said:

(Market): Dunn says, "Dunn's assassination: you post em, we toast em."

Short and catchy.

Antidas

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/3HNRygD-

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Kythra

Holy Ashtan has a raiding/ganking group now?