Memorable quotes

Makarios

Zulah said:

*** tells you in frosty tones, "*****tells you, "I had a dream yesterday.. zulah was selling
credits in batches of 10. nobody had noticed and it was just me buying. he kept selling to get
average down to 2000 per credit.. when I turned on the laptop I thought I'd see my gold converted to
1k+ cr.""

*** tells you in frosty tones, "Look what you're doing to people."

Wasn't it enough that you stole all the racetrack budget! Huh?

Talazar

Xaden said:

Talazar said:

At least we didn't get Dickface like Hashan.

I miss Getrekt (male troll).

The decision to choose troll topped it off

Datrius

Makarios said:

Zulah said:

*** tells you in frosty tones, "*****tells you, "I had a dream yesterday.. zulah was selling
credits in batches of 10. nobody had noticed and it was just me buying. he kept selling to get
average down to 2000 per credit.. when I turned on the laptop I thought I'd see my gold converted to
1k+ cr.""

*** tells you in frosty tones, "Look what you're doing to people."

Wasn't it enough that you stole all the racetrack budget! Huh?

Is this why I can't get a win even when I cover a majority of the humgii? The track can't pay me so they're rigging races

Elipise

Southwest Silverbright Square.

The noonday sun shines down, tinged grey by its passage through the thick clouds above. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A gold-breasted falcon surveys her surroundings with an air of cool detachment.

You see exits leading north, east, and south.

You put your fingers to your lips and utter a shrill whistle.

Your falcon alights on your wrist.

The argent eyes of this noble bird of prey flit from one target to the next as she observes her immediate surroundings with a dispassionate gaze, slender talons flexing in anticipation of the hunt. Across a background of deepest sable trails a swatch of marbled colouration: glossy wing feathers edged with midnight blue mottling. A sheer band of ivory rings the neck of the falcon, slashing sharply downwards over the downy plumes below her razor sharp beak. The delicate hue intensifies into a resplendent gold warmth down her breast and across her powerful legs.

A gold-breasted falcon is a humble-looking creature.

He has 100% health remaining.

He weighs about 2 pounds and 8 ounce(s).

He is loyal to Elipise.

A gold-breasted falcon is holding:

Nothing.

Somehow I find my gender dysphoric bird fitting for me...

Tahquil

Until the admin tell you it's wrong and not how it is meant to be and change it.

Elipise

Tahquil said:

Until the admin tell you it's wrong and not how it is meant to be and change it.

Sadly, yes

Aegoth

gender is binary, you misguided fools. Jesus will cleanse your impure souls

Kez

Did you just assume your falcon's gender?

Zulah

#Triggered

Elipise

Kez said:

Did you just assume your falcon's gender?

Totally guilty.

Datrius

I kinda wanna lock you all in the basement right now.

Tahquil

Maybe it's not a basement, maybe it's a cellar you ignorant fucks.

Datrius

Ya'll keep it up, pretty soon it'll be a dungeon. 

Klendathu

We've all got experience of escaping from dungeons though... pygmy dungeons!

Sarathai

Klendathu said:

We've all got experience of escaping from dungeons though... pygmy dungeons!

I don't!

(That goblin at Azdun, though, is a different story.)

Talazar

Maybe that's my room. You ever think I don't want this many visitors? I mean I do just, don't track mud in. 

Datrius

Why are you living in my basement without paying rent, @Talazar? 

Talazar

Next time pay attention who you throw in there and maybe you won't forget you have a stow away. 

Talazar

I mean...uh..the craigslist ad said it was free.

Nicola

Move on people.

Jinsun

Question, why do we not like smash our heads on the ceiling of a Pygmy dungeon,
? Maybe that's why we have amnesia 

Xaden

Jinsun said:

Question, why do we not like smash our heads on the ceiling of a Pygmy dungeon,
? Maybe that's why we have amnesia 

Maybe we did and we just can't remember it O_o

Reisen

Jinara greets you with a sincere smile.

You say to Jinara in an arrantly nonplussed voice, "Ah, yes, hello! I have a quest available for you,

if you're interested."

Apprentice Engineer Jinara says to you, "What kind of job opportunity do you have for me?"

You say to Jinara in an arrantly nonplussed voice, "The goblins of a filthy goblin village have been 

getting pretty uppity as of late, but in order to send people there to pacify them, we need to 

lessen their grip on the village. Go slay ten goblin guards and give their corpses to me, and I'll 

reward you handsomely."

Apprentice Engineer Jinara says to you, "Very well. This task shall be complete. They will learn 

their place."


I'm an NPC now.

Jinsun

(Ashtan): Kveykva says, "Why does this game have theft rules."

(Ashtan): Kveykva says, "What kind of buzzkill is that."

I feel ya lil' buddy.

Reisen

Jinara's eyes gleam with generosity.

Jinara gives ten corpses of a goblin guard to you.

You give Jinara a wry smile.

You say in an arrantly nonplussed voice, "Good work, Jinara. The best goblin is a dead goblin."

You give 1000 gold sovereigns to Jinara.

Jinara rubs her hands together greedily.

You just received message #8 from Jinara.

Message #8          Sent by Jinara

9/21/21:50 Lmfao, you're the best. hahahaha.

Asmodron

Lol i love that idea! I'll definitely make my own script for a fun little quest too XD

Krypton

Awesome. Can't wait

You have emoted: Krypton gives 100000 corpses of a goblin guard to you.

Asmodron gives 1000000 gold sovereigns to you.

Reisen

A comfortable bedroom (indoors).

Ocacia of the Bramble is seated here. Alistor is here, sprawled on the floor. He wields a training 

shortsword in his left hand and a savage, iron longsword in his right.

You see a single exit leading east (open door).

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Alistor puts on an archaic suit of steel scale mail.

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With a righteous swat of your Crook, Ocacia is transformed!

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You give a horrified gasp.

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You say in an arrantly nonplussed voice, "What are you doing with that goat?!"

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Ocacia giggles happily.

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She is an ornery goat. Covered in rough, straggly fur, she seems to possess all the sure-footedness 

and the stubborn nature of her new-found species. Weird eyes, with rectangular pupils situated 

horizontally, stare back at you.

She is wearing:

   a silk dress dyed in the fiery shades of a sunset

   a deep red silk ribbon

Containers:

   a canvas backpack

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Alistor says in a predatory and respectful voice, "What?"

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Ocacia of the Bramble says in a tremulous voice, "Nope, safely nope."

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You point accusingly at Ocacia.

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You say to Alistor in an arrantly nonplussed voice, "She's a goat. Didn't you look at her?"

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Alistor creases his brow in a frown.

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Alistor says in a predatory and respectful voice, "So she is."

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Alistor says in a predatory and respectful voice, "You weren't before."

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Ocacia of the Bramble says in a tremulous voice, "It was the crook."

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Alistor says in a predatory and respectful voice, "Crook?"

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Ocacia nods her head affirmatively.

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You say to Alistor in an arrantly nonplussed voice, "That's because I have this crook. It's a 

legendary artifact that dispels the illusions that certain livestock cast over themselves, returning 

them to their true form."

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Alistor says in a predatory and respectful voice, "I would like to break that stick. For the good of 

Sapience."

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Ocacia stands up.

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Ocacia leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at Alistor.

Ocacia connects.

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She is a graceful tsol'aa. With dark-chocolate hair that falls in small ringlets to the small of her 

back, forelocks held back by a deep red silk ribbon. Interlaced in her hair are small twigs and 

leaves, evidence of her travel through underbrush. Her thick, arched eyebrows nearly blend in with 

her dark skin tone. Her viridian green eyes are wild, often darting around the room, assessing her 

surroundings.  Her button nose is placed perfectly over her lush lips softening her strong facial 

features. Ocacia's shoulders slope downward, her top-half heavy compared to her thin waist, narrow 

hips. Her legs are long, providing most of her six foot height.

She is wearing:

   a silk dress dyed in the fiery shades of a sunset

   a deep red silk ribbon

Containers:

   a canvas backpack

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You say in an arrantly nonplussed voice, "Oh, that's a shame, she's re-woven her illusion."

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You say in an arrantly nonplussed voice, "Ah well. Now you know the truth!"

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You say in an arrantly nonplussed voice, "And knowing is half the battle."

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You say aside in an arrantly nonplussed voice, "The other half is spamming Aeon."

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You wave goodbye.

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Upper hallway (indoors).

Cynlael

"a predatory and respectful voice"

what?

Elipise

Cynlael said:

"a predatory and respectful voice"

what?

I read 'raja accent and gentlemen tone'