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  • JarrodJarrod
    More like someone who shall remain nameless (aka Cresil) bit Fafnir while we were clearing Faylinn, so nobody in the room even had him targeted.
    image
    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    Ballsy, too. Attacking an armed and crewed strider in a windcutter.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Draqoom said:
    People need to stop being so greedy.

    There's a trope for that!

  • CresilCresil
    The Domestic Diva (indoors).
    [shop desc]
    You see exits leading north (open door) and down (closed door).

    Proprietor: Lady Madelyne Jinx, Literary Tyrant.
    --------(Item)------(Description)------------------------------(Stock)--(Price)

    [Date night foods (fortune cookies may have voyria)]

            slice391344 a heavy slice of cake                           1  999999gp

    [Tasteful clothing - modest is hottest!]

    [Perfectly picnic-worthy treasures]

    [Essentials for everyday activities]
              case70832 an opalescent scroll case                       7  150000gp
             case131844 an ebony scroll case                            5  150000gp
           bracer323032 a finely tooled archery bracer                  2  150000gp
             loop346171 a braided leather beltloop                      2   15000gp
             deck398202 a deck of playing cards                         1  500000gp
        waterskin165065 water (small leather waterskin)                 3   75000gp

    [Fun items for the young at heart]
              mask69062 a harlequin jester mask                         1  350000gp
             mask258010 a mask of emerald feathers                      1  350000gp
             mask357046 a mask of pale rose petals                      2  350000gp
             mask357656 a golden, serpentine mask                       1  350000gp
              doll90329 a grubby goblin doll                            3  200000gp
             doll259902 a pudgy dwarf doll                              3  200000gp
             doll286397 a wooden stacking doll                          3  150000gp
       marionette105437 a Xoran marionette                              1   15000gp
       marionette107804 a Satyr marionette                              1   15000gp
             doll372508 a dried apple doll                              1  150000gp
     kaleidoscope379363 a wooden kaleidoscope                           2  350000gp

    [Treasures for your subdivision home]
           satchel38716 a scarlet alchemical satchel                    4  250000gp
          scabbard44180 a scabbard tooled with a map of Meropis         5  210000gp
             vase108853 a fluted redwood vase                           1   15000gp
              cup182174 a wooden cup and ball                           3  250000gp
             comb182505 a shark-tooth comb                              2   10000gp
              box193812 a silver spider jewellery box                   5  250000gp
       windchimes347679 a woven set of arboreal windchimes              3  250000gp
              box350467 an ornate jewellery box                         1  250000gp
             drum381145 an orcish war drum                              3  350000gp

    [Priceless items for the very wealthy]
            pennon34727 a brilliant gold jousting pennon                2  175000gp
            pennon55647 a striking violet jousting pennon               2  175000gp
           corsage45972 a raven's feather corsage                       1  999999gp
             pouch51601 a cowhide pouch                                 4  250000gp
            pouch241461 a bell-adorned leather pouch                    1  250000gp
            pouch326083 a camel hair pouch                              3  250000gp
            pouch439704 a dust-filled pouch                             1  999999gp
        tambourine52754 a violet and gold ribboned tambourine           1  350000gp
            turnip64857 a jazzy turnip                                  1  999999gp
          necklace82556 a delicate necklace adorned with a sand sove    9   25000gp
             doll334419 a gruesome vampire doll                         1  999999gp
             head106748 a frozen monkey head                            1  999999gp
              hat107603 a bright sireni sun hat                         1  999999gp
            plush118134 a giant, fiendish nightmare plush               1  999999gp
            plush149815 a giant, frenzied bloodworm plush               1  999999gp
            plush184107 a slimy green scrag plushie                     1  999999gp
            plush439047 a tiny ghost plush                              1  999999gp
          sporran145521 an orc-skin sporran                             4  250000gp
          coconut147663 coconut milk (drinking coconut)                 1  999999gp
           kitbag167078 a brightly appliqued kitbag                     1  500000gp
              orb171244 an orbed piranha                                1  999999gp
            candy173268 a marshmallow monster on a stick                1  999999gp
            lance177447 a commemorative Year 650 jousting lance         5  150000gp
                        Dmg:  91;  To-hit: 146;  Spd: 146
             flag182990 a violet Year 650 flag trimmed in gold          2  100000gp
             doll228399 a cheery Ironbeard doll                         5  800000gp
             vial246899 a stygian vial                                  1  999999gp
             vial324390 a gilded anchor vial                            1  999999gp
             vial337659 a black lotus vial                              1  999999gp
             vial368410 an iron vial trimmed with gold                  1  999999gp
             vial369253 a bronze eagle's head vial                      1  999999gp
             vial381885 an elemental vial                               1  999999gp
             vial408894 a watered steel vial                            1  999999gp
             vial445568 a white marble vial                             1  999999gp
             vial445574 a white marble vial                             1  999999gp
             vial457002 a gilded anchor vial                            1  999999gp
             vial145312 a daemonic onyx vial                            1  999999gp
             vial517724 water (glimmering icicle vial)                  1  999999gp
             vial517723 water (glittering aureate vial)                 1  999999gp
      spiritboard285995 a carved wooden spirit board                    1  999999gp
         scimitar306929 a Qithain scimitar                              3  750000gp
                        Dmg:  52;  To-hit: 164;  Spd: 231
              box331547 a battered old music box                        1  999999gp
            globe331994 a sparkling glass globe                         1  999999gp
      boutonniere346819 a velvet-ribboned boutonniere                   1  999999gp
           flower347083 a slender stem of pastel flowers                1  999999gp
           wreath347153 a wreath of pond lilies                         1  999999gp
         haircomb349343 an heirloom haircomb                            4   25000gp
         necklace381376 a necklace of shark teeth                       1   25000gp
              pot395009 a golden spade concocting pot                   1  999999gp
         bracelet396784 a simple bracelet with a flagon charm           3   25000gp
             vial468763 an elegant nacreous vial                        1  999999gp
           bottle474586 a bottle of cotton candy perfume                1  999999gp
             bowl490796 a starry fishbowl                               1  600000gp
             vial271229 an old, glass poison vial                       1  999999gp




    You pay 750000 sovereigns and receive a Qithain scimitar.

    You pay 750000 sovereigns and receive a Qithain scimitar.

    You pay 750000 sovereigns and receive a Qithain scimitar.

    There is no more scimitar in stock at the moment, please try again later.

    [Back to Mhaldor]

    You give a Qithain scimitar to a school of piranha.
    A school of deadly piranha quickly swarm around a Qithain scimitar and in a blur of motion and a 
    powerful stir of the murky waters, it is gone.

    Fight the power.
  • KayeilKayeil Washington State
     :o You destroyed all three? Wow. 
    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

  • CresilCresil
    Kayeil said:
     :o You destroyed all three? Wow. 
    Nope. Kept two. What am I going to do with three? I only have two hands. #NotIndrani
  • MishgulMishgul Trondheim, Norway
    Ysela said:
    @Orzaansyn was showing me the Universal Membrane:
    A female voice is heard through the membrane, "Yes, that Orzaansyn is the only interesting Mhaldorian."

    A few seconds later:

    A female voice is heard through the membrane, "I dare you to spank the Archfiend on her ass."

    Know for a fact she LOLed in-game, assuming IRL too. I know I did.  ;)

    All in all a great lesson from my Mentor: be careful with what you say, you never know  who might be listening...

     >:) 

    -

    One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important

    As drawn by Shayde
    hic locus est ubi mors gaudet succurrere vitae
  • KayeilKayeil Washington State
    Antidas said:
    Cresil said:
    You give a Qithain scimitar to a school of piranha.
    A school of deadly piranha quickly swarm around a Qithain scimitar and in a blur of motion and a 
    powerful stir of the murky waters, it is gone.

    As a procurer of interesting items, this actually makes me a little bit sad :(
    Yeah me too, especially since I know where a 4th is.
    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

  • MorthifMorthif
    edited June 2015
    A nimbus of fire and smoke surrounds you as the Righteous Fire bestows upon you His Truefavour. It will last for 1 Achaean month.

     He is surrounded by a hazy nimbus of fire and ash, signifying he walks with the favour of the Righteous Fire.

    ugg love the new TF's @Deucalion
  • EldEld
    Antidas said:
    Cresil said:
    You give a Qithain scimitar to a school of piranha.
    A school of deadly piranha quickly swarm around a Qithain scimitar and in a blur of motion and a 
    powerful stir of the murky waters, it is gone.

    As a procurer of interesting items, this actually makes me a little bit sad :(
    I'm not a procurer of interesting items, and that still makes me sad.
  • EldEld
    Byakko ascends the lowered gangplank of the ship "Amberjack".

    Someone's been playing too much PuzzleDragons...

  • ArditiArditi
    Eld said:
    Byakko ascends the lowered gangplank of the ship "Amberjack".

    Someone's been playing too much PuzzleDragons...

    You realize that if they team up with Ronia and Lubu, they'll be nearly unstoppable.

  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    [OOC]: Help new adventurers find our realms by voting for us at TopMudSites! We only need 1 votes to move to rank 12! http://www.achaea.com/vote. Thanks!
    ugh

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    Why does aardwolf still have a #1 trophy next to it

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • JarrodJarrod
    From 'winning' the previous month, I think.
    image
    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • SarathaiSarathai
    Halos said:
    Why does aardwolf still have a #1 trophy next to it
    They set it manually, I think.

    I'm continually surprised and curious at how Aardwolf gets such a massive number of votes each time. I think they also own TopMudSites, too, but don't know for sure.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • JarrodJarrod
    I believe it was Matt or Jeremy who said in a streamed Q&A that not being #1 on a site owned by Aardwolf wasn't a big concern of theirs.
    image
    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    Sarathai said:

     I think they also own TopMudSites, too, but don't know for sure.
    This is true.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • TahquilTahquil
    The description on the website for Soulreaver. : This is an artefact bastard with the stats: 213/173/143

    I always wanted my very own non-decay, resetting bastard.
  • DrodakDrodak
    Cresil said:

    You give a Qithain scimitar to a school of piranha.
    A school of deadly piranha quickly swarm around a Qithain scimitar and in a blur of motion and a 
    powerful stir of the murky waters, it is gone.

    Fight the power.

  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    Dude. Even if it's fake, it's still gross.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • DrodakDrodak
    Jonathin said:
    Dude. Even if it's fake, it's still gross.
    sorry about that. I guess I'm so far gone that it didn't even occur to me that gif might gross someone out. :(
  • JurixeJurixe Where you least expect it
    I was having some issues with my butler because it wasn't registering as loyal to me, so I issued me about it. An hour later:

    Message #37320 Sent by Lycon

    13:38:37 6/01/5:06 Greetings! In regard to your recent issue #73066, I had a VERY stern talk with butler123456 and he is now loyal to you!

    The funny admin messages make my day. Thank you for the speed of response!

    Also not really a quote but:

    Someone has traded the level 1 piece 'a Golden Window's frame' to you.

    Someone has traded the level 1 piece 'a Golden Window's jamb' to you.

    Someone has traded the level 1 piece 'a Golden Window's shutters' to you.

    Someone has traded the level 1 piece 'a Golden Window's grid' to you.

    I really didn't think these even existed any more and was more or less resigned to just holding some pieces forever just IN CASE of a resurrected historical promotion. Thank you so much, you know who you are!

    If you like my stories, you can find them here:
    Stories by Jurixe and Stories by Jurixe 2 

    Interested in joining a Discord about Achaean RP? Want to comment on RP topics or have RP questions? Check the Achaean RP Resource out here: https://discord.gg/Vbb9Zfs


  • VancerothVanceroth
    Illirra asks with a gravelly, Hashani accent, "Is it your view of religious practice, or just something that interests you?"


    Illirra tosses a sparkling cloud of dust over herself, and vanishes little by little into invisibility.


    You say in Hashani in a susurrant, keening voice, "I am not sure that I can delineate the two, personally."


    Illirra nods.


    You say, "Perhaps it is the marriage of faith and knowledge that gives birth to enlightenment."
    Fetch water,
    Carry the Moon
    -Cogitations and Ponderations of Disciple Vanceroth, Student of the Trine
  • TibithaTibitha
    Eld said:
    Byakko ascends the lowered gangplank of the ship "Amberjack".

    Someone's been playing too much PuzzleDragons...

    This app is incompatible with all of your devices. :anguished: 
    Album of Avatars
  • KatzchenKatzchen Mhaldor
    The weird part is they even say that to women. Look I may be your captain guys, but I'm still female. Is it really THAT horrifying a thought?


                   Honourable, knight eternal,

                                            Darkly evil, cruel infernal.

                                                                     Necromanctic to the core,

                                                                                             Dance with death forever more.



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