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  • Shut up woman get on my horse.
  • Daeir said:
    I hope to all that is good and holy that Verrucht does not have a horse.

    Or we know where the lemonade is made.

    EDIT: Oh god, he has a horse.
    It's a water horse. It just makes iced tea (well, just lukewarm tea you can then ice).

  • Iekika said:

    Dad: "No handcuffs or ancient torture devices I hope." 


    Based on your patriarch's commentary, it appears that you have set a precedent in the past.

    How suspicious.

  • Synbios said:
    Iekika said:

    Dad: "No handcuffs or ancient torture devices I hope." 


    Based on your patriarch's commentary, it appears that you have set a precedent in the past.

    How suspicious.
            

  • Cynlael said:
    For the clueless / people who haven't heard the song / people who think the song is the best (it is)
    [spoiler]

    [/spoiler]

    Spoilered, due to the rather inappropriate frame the youtube link gets frozen on.
    This makes the last page make so much more sense now, thank you
  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be

    Room of mirrors (indoors).

    An obsidian eye sigil is here. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along 

    the ground. A furry humgii sits here, chewing on her jester cap. A runic totem is planted solidly in 

    the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 24 

    indigo nightfire butterflies here. There are 9 white pearl butterflies here. There are 79 red admiral 

    butterflies here. There are 3 exquisite summerstorm butterflies here. There are 3 golden emperor 

    butterflies here. There are 4 glitterlight butterflies here.  Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the 

    Raspberry Princess is here. She wields an elemental staff in her left hand. Knave Theris Escath, The 

    Wise Jester is here. He wields a banded shield in his left hand and a butterfly net in his right.

    You see exits leading north, east, south, west, up, and out (hidden).

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    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.955s)

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    You have emoted: Ahmet doffs a crown of flowers politely.

    4072h, 3233m, 19204e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:17:59.019 

    A red admiral butterfly flits out to the up.

    4072h, 3233m, 19214e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:00.473 

    Theris doffs his hat cordially at you.

    4072h, 3233m, 19214e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:02.830 

    Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the Raspberry Princess says, "Butterflyfestation."

    4072h, 3233m, 19224e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:06.312 

    An indigo nightfire butterfly flits out to the east.

    A red admiral butterfly flits out to the north.

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    sigil37154          an eye sigil

    fern91496           a silky white fern

    jaws103248          Jaws, a furry humgii

    totem269524         a runic totem

    sigil230252         a monolith sigil

    butterfly210871     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly44236      a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly175925     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly32721      an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly111655     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly155866     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

    butterfly98952      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly115151     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly38464      an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly100355     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly175876     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly206267     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly211937     a golden emperor butterfly

    butterfly87017      an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly217687     a red admiral butterfly

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    butterfly208613     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly217795     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly227997     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly213880     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly219181     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly206129     a glitterlight butterfly

    butterfly228594     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly244537     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly227445     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly251669     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly53365      a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly43653      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly110303     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly48183      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly277871     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly288626     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly294603     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly302669     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly200907     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly262587     a red admiral butterfly

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    Theris cackles hellishly.

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    You say in a gruff, playful voice, "Oh."

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    You say in a gruff, playful voice, "My."

    4072h, 3233m, 19254e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:15.506 

    Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the Raspberry Princess says, "It's the flaplocaust!"

    4072h, 3233m, 19254e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:15.937 

    You say in a gruff, playful voice, "Gods."

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    butterfly329080     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly328975     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly267895     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly30634      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly217205     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly375618     a golden emperor butterfly

    butterfly376138     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly214287     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly205040     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

    butterfly302674     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly171344     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly378231     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly376148     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly380857     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly381368     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly35293      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly219271     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly286985     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly305537     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly62840      a red admiral butterfly

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    butterfly213898     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly216857     a glitterlight butterfly

    butterfly376025     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly376865     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly377629     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly380250     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly381372     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly381462     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly381513     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly381871     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly382274     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly382403     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly379723     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly384216     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly385231     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly385880     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly386811     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly388104     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly389600     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

    butterfly390572     an indigo nightfire butterfly

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    butterfly391494     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly391470     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly296712     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly395669     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly45098      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly60359      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly296677     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly380991     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly383446     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly384148     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly110010     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly158906     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly140666     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly272052     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly343878     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly377240     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly384025     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly384562     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly398907     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly304811     an indigo nightfire butterfly

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    butterfly490077     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly121154     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly403325     a glitterlight butterfly

    butterfly498610     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly498631     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly494572     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly495863     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498458     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498505     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly498612     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly498685     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly498550     a glitterlight butterfly

    butterfly495318     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498331     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly495484     a golden emperor butterfly

    butterfly498457     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498691     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly147952     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly493410     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498816     a red admiral butterfly

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    butterfly482443     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly492954     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498895     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly392908     a white pearl butterfly

    Number of objects: 124

    Huh. Neat.
  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    Iekika said:
    Not really an IG quote but still funny:

    On Facebook messenger:

    Dad: "I think there was a fraudulent charge on your debit card.  $118 to someone called Iron realms.  Should I call the credit union, or will you?"

    Me: "....why were you looking through my bank history?"

    Dad: "To make sure you are paying off your loans!"

    Me: "Well it's not a fraud, I was buying some stuff for myself."

    Dad: "No handcuffs or ancient torture devices I hope." 


    Lewhut. :open_mouth: 
    wtf your dad is awesome
  • AmanuAmanu Forge Tree
    Ahmet said:

    Room of mirrors (indoors).

    An obsidian eye sigil is here. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along 

    the ground. A furry humgii sits here, chewing on her jester cap. A runic totem is planted solidly in 

    the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 24 

    indigo nightfire butterflies here. There are 9 white pearl butterflies here. There are 79 red admiral 

    butterflies here. There are 3 exquisite summerstorm butterflies here. There are 3 golden emperor 

    butterflies here. There are 4 glitterlight butterflies here.  Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the 

    Raspberry Princess is here. She wields an elemental staff in her left hand. Knave Theris Escath, The 

    Wise Jester is here. He wields a banded shield in his left hand and a butterfly net in his right.

    You see exits leading north, east, south, west, up, and out (hidden).

    4072h, 3233m, 19204e, 16800w cekdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:17:56.964 

    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.955s)

    4072h, 3233m, 19204e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:17:57.918 

    You have emoted: Ahmet doffs a crown of flowers politely.

    4072h, 3233m, 19204e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:17:59.019 

    A red admiral butterfly flits out to the up.

    4072h, 3233m, 19214e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:00.473 

    Theris doffs his hat cordially at you.

    4072h, 3233m, 19214e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:02.830 

    Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the Raspberry Princess says, "Butterflyfestation."

    4072h, 3233m, 19224e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:06.312 

    An indigo nightfire butterfly flits out to the east.

    A red admiral butterfly flits out to the north.

    4072h, 3233m, 19234e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:07.544 

    sigil37154          an eye sigil

    fern91496           a silky white fern

    jaws103248          Jaws, a furry humgii

    totem269524         a runic totem

    sigil230252         a monolith sigil

    butterfly210871     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly44236      a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly175925     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly32721      an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly111655     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly155866     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

    butterfly98952      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly115151     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly38464      an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly100355     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly175876     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly206267     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly211937     a golden emperor butterfly

    butterfly87017      an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly217687     a red admiral butterfly

    [Type MORE if you wish to continue reading. (15% shown)]

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    butterfly208613     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly217795     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly227997     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly213880     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly219181     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly206129     a glitterlight butterfly

    butterfly228594     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly244537     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly227445     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly251669     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly53365      a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly43653      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly110303     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly48183      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly277871     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly288626     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly294603     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly302669     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly200907     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly262587     a red admiral butterfly

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    Theris cackles hellishly.

    4072h, 3233m, 19244e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:13.378 

    You say in a gruff, playful voice, "Oh."

    4072h, 3233m, 19244e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:13.512 

    You say in a gruff, playful voice, "My."

    4072h, 3233m, 19254e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:15.506 

    Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the Raspberry Princess says, "It's the flaplocaust!"

    4072h, 3233m, 19254e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:15.937 

    You say in a gruff, playful voice, "Gods."

    4072h, 3233m, 19254e, 16800w cexkdb- E|N|OUT|S|U|W   55.8% 13:18:16.665 

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    butterfly329080     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly328975     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly267895     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly30634      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly217205     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly375618     a golden emperor butterfly

    butterfly376138     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly214287     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly205040     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

    butterfly302674     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly171344     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly378231     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly376148     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly380857     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly381368     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly35293      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly219271     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly286985     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly305537     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly62840      a red admiral butterfly

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    butterfly213898     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly216857     a glitterlight butterfly

    butterfly376025     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly376865     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly377629     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly380250     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly381372     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly381462     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly381513     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly381871     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly382274     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly382403     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly379723     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly384216     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly385231     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly385880     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly386811     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly388104     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly389600     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

    butterfly390572     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    [Type MORE if you wish to continue reading. (64% shown)]

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    butterfly391494     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly391470     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly296712     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly395669     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly45098      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly60359      a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly296677     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly380991     a white pearl butterfly

    butterfly383446     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly384148     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly110010     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly158906     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly140666     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly272052     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly343878     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly377240     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly384025     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly384562     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly398907     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly304811     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    [Type MORE if you wish to continue reading. (80% shown)]

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    butterfly490077     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly121154     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly403325     a glitterlight butterfly

    butterfly498610     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly498631     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly494572     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly495863     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498458     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498505     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly498612     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly498685     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly498550     a glitterlight butterfly

    butterfly495318     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498331     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly495484     a golden emperor butterfly

    butterfly498457     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498691     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly147952     an indigo nightfire butterfly

    butterfly493410     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498816     a red admiral butterfly

    [Type MORE if you wish to continue reading. (96% shown)]

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    butterfly482443     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly492954     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly498895     a red admiral butterfly

    butterfly392908     a white pearl butterfly

    Number of objects: 124

    If that's Mhaldor, I may or may not know who did that.

  • That's in the CIJ estate, I believe.
  • Kill the thing that's making all the 'puns' - with fire, preferably... It'd have the added benefit of removing the butterflies.

  • RuthRuth Singapore
    That's my kind of shark. Give me!
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • Now they just need lasers attached to their heads.
  • <juggle mouse mouse mouse>

    Trying to juggle a living creature? You're one sick individual.

    Oh so I already trained them to blow themselves to pieces, but it's not okay to juggle them? WELL THEN I SEE HOW YOUR ETHICS WORK.
    Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh hurty, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh fighty, hurty, fighty, hurty, fighty, slicey, slicey, facey, kickey -

    art stream / twitter / ko-fi
  • Siduri said:
    Leliel said:
    <juggle mouse mouse mouse>

    Trying to juggle a living creature? You're one sick individual.

    Oh so I already trained them to blow themselves to pieces, but it's not okay to juggle them? WELL THEN I SEE HOW YOUR ETHICS WORK.
    They are willing Kamikaze. Your juggling is non-consensual.
    But I made sure to ask for consent beforehand, like any courteous person!
    Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh hurty, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh fighty, hurty, fighty, hurty, fighty, slicey, slicey, facey, kickey -

    art stream / twitter / ko-fi
  • This clear, empty pint glass smells strongly of sugar and lemons. A beautifully embossed dragon 
    soars across its surface, 'BluFest 575' stamped into his flank.
    It has 2 months of usefulness left.
    It weighs about 1 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
    It bears the distinctive mark of Sir Lance (a denizen).

    So uh, @Verrucht . About that lemonade...

    (I know I'm probably the last person to see this part of it, shush.)

    Bydar, a garish-looking trader says, "I'm not a man, I'm an experience."
  • edited June 2015
    Careful, @Kei :( He recommended charging me with treason :anguished: 

    He also spit it at me and dumped it on me while I was conducting an aspirant exam.
  • ... :( idc


  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!

    pillar34812         a pillar of living fire
    Number of objects: 1

    A raging torrent of flames swirl upward, forming a column of heat and destruction that scorches 
    everything in its path. Glimpsed through breaks in the inferno and shimmering heat-haze, the surface 
    of the elemental's humanoid body glows the cherry red of a smelter's furnace, while incandescent 
    white light bursts from a myriad of cracks spread across its unnatural skin. In its left hand, the 
    elemental wields a burning whip slithering through the air like a serpent, and in its right hand, 
    deep blue flames and a distorting haze outline long, slender spear.
    A pillar of living fire appears to be extraordinarily strong.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 93 pounds.
    You see nothing in it.

    did @Deucalion claim Minos or something?
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

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