Memorable quotes

Vakvyr

Shut up woman get on my horse.

Verrucht

Daeir said:

I hope to all that is good and holy that Verrucht does not have a horse.

Or we know where the lemonade is made.

EDIT: Oh god, he has a horse.

It's a water horse. It just makes iced tea (well, just lukewarm tea you can then ice).

Iekika

Not really an IG quote but still funny:

On Facebook messenger:

Dad: "I think there was a fraudulent charge on your debit card.  $118 to someone called Iron realms.  Should I call the credit union, or will you?"

Me: "....why were you looking through my bank history?"

Dad: "To make sure you are paying off your loans!"

Me: "Well it's not a fraud, I was buying some stuff for myself."

Dad: "No handcuffs or ancient torture devices I hope." 


Lewhut.  

Synbios

Iekika said:

Dad: "No handcuffs or ancient torture devices I hope." 

Based on your patriarch's commentary, it appears that you have set a precedent in the past.

How suspicious.

Trey

Synbios said:

Iekika said:

Dad: "No handcuffs or ancient torture devices I hope." 

Based on your patriarch's commentary, it appears that you have set a precedent in the past.

How suspicious.

        

Brean

Cynlael said:

For the clueless / people who haven't heard the song / people who think the song is the best (it is)
[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

Spoilered, due to the rather inappropriate frame the youtube link gets frozen on.

This makes the last page make so much more sense now, thank you

Ahmet

Room of mirrors (indoors).

An obsidian eye sigil is here. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along 

the ground. A furry humgii sits here, chewing on her jester cap. A runic totem is planted solidly in 

the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 24 

indigo nightfire butterflies here. There are 9 white pearl butterflies here. There are 79 red admiral 

butterflies here. There are 3 exquisite summerstorm butterflies here. There are 3 golden emperor 

butterflies here. There are 4 glitterlight butterflies here.  Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the 

Raspberry Princess is here. She wields an elemental staff in her left hand. Knave Theris Escath, The 

Wise Jester is here. He wields a banded shield in his left hand and a butterfly net in his right.

You see exits leading north, east, south, west, up, and out (hidden).

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You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.955s)

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You have emoted: Ahmet doffs a crown of flowers politely.

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A red admiral butterfly flits out to the up.

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Theris doffs his hat cordially at you.

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Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the Raspberry Princess says, "Butterflyfestation."

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An indigo nightfire butterfly flits out to the east.

A red admiral butterfly flits out to the north.

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sigil37154          an eye sigil

fern91496           a silky white fern

jaws103248          Jaws, a furry humgii

totem269524         a runic totem

sigil230252         a monolith sigil

butterfly210871     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly44236      a white pearl butterfly

butterfly175925     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly32721      an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly111655     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly155866     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

butterfly98952      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly115151     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly38464      an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly100355     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly175876     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly206267     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly211937     a golden emperor butterfly

butterfly87017      an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly217687     a red admiral butterfly

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butterfly208613     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly217795     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly227997     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly213880     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly219181     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly206129     a glitterlight butterfly

butterfly228594     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly244537     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly227445     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly251669     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly53365      a white pearl butterfly

butterfly43653      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly110303     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly48183      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly277871     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly288626     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly294603     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly302669     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly200907     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly262587     a red admiral butterfly

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Theris cackles hellishly.

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You say in a gruff, playful voice, "Oh."

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You say in a gruff, playful voice, "My."

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Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the Raspberry Princess says, "It's the flaplocaust!"

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You say in a gruff, playful voice, "Gods."

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butterfly329080     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly328975     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly267895     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly30634      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly217205     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly375618     a golden emperor butterfly

butterfly376138     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly214287     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly205040     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

butterfly302674     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly171344     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly378231     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly376148     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly380857     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly381368     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly35293      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly219271     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly286985     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly305537     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly62840      a red admiral butterfly

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butterfly213898     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly216857     a glitterlight butterfly

butterfly376025     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly376865     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly377629     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly380250     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly381372     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly381462     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly381513     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly381871     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly382274     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly382403     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly379723     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly384216     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly385231     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly385880     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly386811     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly388104     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly389600     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

butterfly390572     an indigo nightfire butterfly

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butterfly391494     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly391470     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly296712     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly395669     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly45098      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly60359      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly296677     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly380991     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly383446     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly384148     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly110010     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly158906     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly140666     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly272052     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly343878     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly377240     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly384025     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly384562     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly398907     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly304811     an indigo nightfire butterfly

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butterfly490077     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly121154     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly403325     a glitterlight butterfly

butterfly498610     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly498631     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly494572     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly495863     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498458     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498505     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly498612     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly498685     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly498550     a glitterlight butterfly

butterfly495318     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498331     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly495484     a golden emperor butterfly

butterfly498457     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498691     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly147952     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly493410     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498816     a red admiral butterfly

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butterfly482443     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly492954     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498895     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly392908     a white pearl butterfly

Number of objects: 124

Krypton

Iekika said:

Not really an IG quote but still funny:

On Facebook messenger:

Dad: "I think there was a fraudulent charge on your debit card.  $118 to someone called Iron realms.  Should I call the credit union, or will you?"

Me: "....why were you looking through my bank history?"

Dad: "To make sure you are paying off your loans!"

Me: "Well it's not a fraud, I was buying some stuff for myself."

Dad: "No handcuffs or ancient torture devices I hope." 


Lewhut.  

wtf your dad is awesome

Amanu

Ahmet said:

Room of mirrors (indoors).

An obsidian eye sigil is here. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along 

the ground. A furry humgii sits here, chewing on her jester cap. A runic totem is planted solidly in 

the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 24 

indigo nightfire butterflies here. There are 9 white pearl butterflies here. There are 79 red admiral 

butterflies here. There are 3 exquisite summerstorm butterflies here. There are 3 golden emperor 

butterflies here. There are 4 glitterlight butterflies here.  Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the 

Raspberry Princess is here. She wields an elemental staff in her left hand. Knave Theris Escath, The 

Wise Jester is here. He wields a banded shield in his left hand and a butterfly net in his right.

You see exits leading north, east, south, west, up, and out (hidden).

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You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.955s)

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You have emoted: Ahmet doffs a crown of flowers politely.

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A red admiral butterfly flits out to the up.

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Theris doffs his hat cordially at you.

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Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the Raspberry Princess says, "Butterflyfestation."

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An indigo nightfire butterfly flits out to the east.

A red admiral butterfly flits out to the north.

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sigil37154          an eye sigil

fern91496           a silky white fern

jaws103248          Jaws, a furry humgii

totem269524         a runic totem

sigil230252         a monolith sigil

butterfly210871     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly44236      a white pearl butterfly

butterfly175925     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly32721      an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly111655     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly155866     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

butterfly98952      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly115151     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly38464      an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly100355     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly175876     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly206267     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly211937     a golden emperor butterfly

butterfly87017      an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly217687     a red admiral butterfly

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butterfly208613     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly217795     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly227997     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly213880     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly219181     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly206129     a glitterlight butterfly

butterfly228594     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly244537     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly227445     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly251669     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly53365      a white pearl butterfly

butterfly43653      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly110303     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly48183      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly277871     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly288626     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly294603     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly302669     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly200907     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly262587     a red admiral butterfly

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Theris cackles hellishly.

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You say in a gruff, playful voice, "Oh."

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You say in a gruff, playful voice, "My."

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Bratty Princess Neela Deadlocke, the Raspberry Princess says, "It's the flaplocaust!"

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You say in a gruff, playful voice, "Gods."

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butterfly329080     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly328975     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly267895     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly30634      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly217205     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly375618     a golden emperor butterfly

butterfly376138     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly214287     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly205040     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

butterfly302674     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly171344     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly378231     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly376148     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly380857     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly381368     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly35293      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly219271     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly286985     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly305537     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly62840      a red admiral butterfly

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butterfly213898     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly216857     a glitterlight butterfly

butterfly376025     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly376865     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly377629     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly380250     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly381372     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly381462     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly381513     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly381871     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly382274     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly382403     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly379723     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly384216     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly385231     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly385880     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly386811     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly388104     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly389600     an exquisite summerstorm butterfly

butterfly390572     an indigo nightfire butterfly

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butterfly391494     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly391470     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly296712     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly395669     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly45098      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly60359      a red admiral butterfly

butterfly296677     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly380991     a white pearl butterfly

butterfly383446     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly384148     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly110010     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly158906     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly140666     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly272052     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly343878     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly377240     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly384025     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly384562     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly398907     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly304811     an indigo nightfire butterfly

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butterfly490077     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly121154     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly403325     a glitterlight butterfly

butterfly498610     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly498631     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly494572     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly495863     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498458     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498505     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly498612     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly498685     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly498550     a glitterlight butterfly

butterfly495318     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498331     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly495484     a golden emperor butterfly

butterfly498457     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498691     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly147952     an indigo nightfire butterfly

butterfly493410     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498816     a red admiral butterfly

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butterfly482443     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly492954     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly498895     a red admiral butterfly

butterfly392908     a white pearl butterfly

Number of objects: 124

If that's Mhaldor, I may or may not know who did that.

Jukilian

That's in the CIJ estate, I believe.

Cynlael

Kill the thing that's making all the 'puns' - with fire, preferably... It'd have the added benefit of removing the butterflies.

Exelethril

44) Jinsun told You: You're literally the third person to jump me in five minutes, heh.

45) You told Jinsun: Haha.

46) Jinsun told You: The first time was cute.

47) Jinsun told You: Now if you could promptly fuck off, I'd appreciate it.

48) Jinsun told You: Being mark is like having a "scrubs attack me" sticker on my forehead.

49) Jinsun told You: Miss.

50) You told Jinsun: Where are you?

Ginovianna

A man-eating shark stands up straight, having overcome the weakness that afflicted him.

Only in Achaea... I hope.

Sarathai

Ginovianna said:

A man-eating shark stands up straight, having overcome the weakness that afflicted him.

Only in Achaea... I hope.

On the bright side, they haven't evolved thumbs yet.

Ruth

That's my kind of shark. Give me!

Jukilian

Now they just need lasers attached to their heads.

Tahquil

@Ruth's new pet

Leliel

<juggle mouse mouse mouse>

Trying to juggle a living creature? You're one sick individual.

Oh so I already trained them to blow themselves to pieces, but it's not okay to juggle them? WELL THEN I SEE HOW YOUR ETHICS WORK.

Siduri

Leliel said:

<juggle mouse mouse mouse>

Trying to juggle a living creature? You're one sick individual.

Oh so I already trained them to blow themselves to pieces, but it's not okay to juggle them? WELL THEN I SEE HOW YOUR ETHICS WORK.

They are willing Kamikaze. Your juggling is non-consensual.

Leliel

Siduri said:

Leliel said:

<juggle mouse mouse mouse>

Trying to juggle a living creature? You're one sick individual.

Oh so I already trained them to blow themselves to pieces, but it's not okay to juggle them? WELL THEN I SEE HOW YOUR ETHICS WORK.

They are willing Kamikaze. Your juggling is non-consensual.

But I made sure to ask for consent beforehand, like any courteous person!

Leliel

You wrap a Yriluawen girl in a tight headlock and repeatedly rub your knuckles painfully across her scalp.

You have slain a Yriluawen girl, retrieving the corpse.

JESTERS-KILLING KIDS THE /REALLY/ EVIL WAY.

Death noogies! Death noogies!

Kei

This clear, empty pint glass smells strongly of sugar and lemons. A beautifully embossed dragon 

soars across its surface, 'BluFest 575' stamped into his flank.

It has 2 months of usefulness left.

It weighs about 1 pounds and 0 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Sir Lance (a denizen).

So uh, @Verrucht . About that lemonade...

(I know I'm probably the last person to see this part of it, shush.)

Kandra

Careful, @Kei  He recommended charging me with treason  

He also spit it at me and dumped it on me while I was conducting an aspirant exam.

Verrucht

... idc

Tharvis

pillar34812         a pillar of living fire
Number of objects: 1

A raging torrent of flames swirl upward, forming a column of heat and destruction that scorches 
everything in its path. Glimpsed through breaks in the inferno and shimmering heat-haze, the surface 
of the elemental's humanoid body glows the cherry red of a smelter's furnace, while incandescent 
white light bursts from a myriad of cracks spread across its unnatural skin. In its left hand, the 
elemental wields a burning whip slithering through the air like a serpent, and in its right hand, 
deep blue flames and a distorting haze outline long, slender spear.
A pillar of living fire appears to be extraordinarily strong.
He has 100% health remaining.
He weighs about 93 pounds.
You see nothing in it.

did @Deucalion claim Minos or something?

Achilles

so... quiet night until...

(Targossas): Halos says, "Tell her to stick it in and gargle though."

lol, with @Aodfionn and @Halos it's like we have a spare.

Aodfionn meet Aodfionn Jr, Halos meet Halos Jr.

  

Raem

Miriew says in a bubbly, slightly squeaky voice, "She's what a lady ought to be like. Amazing 

legs and a penchant for murder."

Tharvis

witnessing a game in the Siorraidh when suddenly

The remnant lines on either side of the field are few in number and tire of this fight. One last 
trick remains and at a call from the Triumvir lines a hellish portal opens in the sky, sulphurous 
flames roiling about its edges.

From within, heralded by billowing cumulus of smoke and screams, pour the horrific legions of the Inferno, led by Pazuzu himself. Some borne upon wings, others are dropped to lurch across the ground, their numbers are uncountable, their visages will haunt nightmares. 

The table top beneath the daemons chars and starts to bubble as they muster, a cacophony of 
incongruence, spite, and wicked malevolence. A shrill scream goes up, and the horde charges towards the lines of the Gods, scorching the earth in their wake as they bring what must be a sure end to the war.

Impassivity turning to worry, the faces of the Gods materialise, a haze in the air above Their 
remaining force. The visages of the Triumvirate appear behind the infernal force to watch with 
interest.

A fearsome screech and a shout rend the air, shattering the tension, as giant shadows wheel overhead, the dragons arrive with dramatically perfect timing. Filling the skies above the table with shimmering colours and blazing streams of fire, lightning, ice, and worse, the soar, each directed by an Aldar dragonrider.

The legion's progress grinds to a halt as they pause to stare at the spectacle overhead.

A cohort of damned swirls upwards, smaller and defter they wheel about the dragons, avoiding fire and lashing tail to mount behind and toss aside the riders. Confusion reigns overhead as the dragons find themselves frustrating turned upon one another, stray blasts of dragonfire tearing into one another, rending fragile wings. The massive beasts, the saviours of the Gods rain down, screaming to be torn asunder by the hell waiting below.

Halos

You submit your design for review by the craft guild. You will be notified by mail when your design is approved. 16:05:40.848

Descending in a graceful arc, a woodland kestrel pecks at its binding and drops a letter into your hands before winging away in a flurry of dun-hued colour. 16:08:44.550

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You blink.

quick turnaround

Aereidhna

The caustic voice of Word King Jonesey Sar'vet, Daddy Extraordinaire sizzles 

through the air, "Everywhere I'm looking now."

The caustic voice of Word King Jonesey Sar'vet, Daddy Extraordinaire sizzles 

through the air, "I'm surrounded by your embrace."

The caustic voice of Word King Jonesey Sar'vet, Daddy Extraordinaire sizzles 

through the air, "Baby, I can see your Halos."

The air vibrates as the voice of Bronislav Zviera, Shield Navarch thrums loudly, 

"Who is this amateur!?"