Memorable quotes

Vesios

Tirui said:

Skye said:

Bayonetta leaves to the southeast.

.......

Is she a Shaman?

Technically she'd be Occultist, wouldn't she?

Tirui

Vesios said:

Tirui said:

Skye said:

Bayonetta leaves to the southeast.

.......

Is she a Shaman?

Technically she'd be Occultist, wouldn't she?

Well.. She's a gunslinging witch... I go with Shaman because you point your finger and fling curses. Could go either way I s'pose

Agrias

(Cyrene): You say, "Oh my god, Karen. You can't just ask someone why they're white!"


Siiiiiiiiiiigh.  THAT ONE LETTER DOES SO MUCH DAMAGE.  Now I know how @Ourania feels when she gets fifty thousand mistells a day with random riftable items.

Darklyre

Exelethril said:

I like how he kept going with the holos after Vum died.

gotta keep that follow-through, it pays to be thorough

Melodie

It's been a busy couple of days lately!

The following is a little drop-in from @Jinsun when Melodie and @Aerek were in the middle of arguing in their parlour. It mostly struck me for how much of an attitude change Mel has slowly been going through when it comes to things or persons that bother her greatly. Also funny as hell.

A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.

You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "I think he would have tried to radiance by now..." (Thinking it was Rangor coming in to kill me)

You touch the tattoo and a nearly invisible magical shield forms around you.

Jinsun, riding a chimera, suddenly appears, having travelled down the beam of prismatic light.
Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin arrives from the ether.

You peer at Jinsun unscrupulously.

Jinsun stretches languidly.

Jinsun wrinkles his nose and sniffs.

Jinsun recklessly takes a drink of emerald green absinthe, his face contorting with resolve as the liquid slides over his tongue and down his throat.

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "You appear to have found the wrong address."

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says in a delicate and discerning voice, "What filth have I stumbled into now?"

Jinsun quirks his eyebrows up, his cheeks rising in an expression of curious amusement.

You say annoyedly with a flowing, cultured accent, "A private conversation. What the bloody hell do you want?"

Jinsun wrinkles his nose and sniffs.

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says in a delicate and discerning voice, "Ahh now that's a voice I recognize."

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says to you in a delicate and discerning voice, "Did you get perfume? I couldn't smell the western taint."

You say dully with a flowing, cultured accent, "It's called bathing. Perhaps the whores in Ashtan do not, but I do."

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "Can't match the stench of the bog."

Jinsun snorts arrogantly.

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says to Aerek in a delicate and discerning voice, "Cyrene? Ashtan could not hope to match their whores in quantity. Though, in quality, I'd say they take it."

Jinsun grins smugly.

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says to you in a delicate and discerning voice, "So when our kids get married, are you going to make as big of a scene at their wedding? Or just dress awfully?"

You scowl miserably at Jinsun.

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "Cute. Now that we've exchanged pleasantries, you'll want to stumble out the way you came in."

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says in a delicate and discerning voice, "I wish I could see the look on Melodie's face."

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says to Aerek in a delicate and discerning voice, "Describe it for me? You can skip all of the detail about being horridly disfigured."

You backhand Jinsun sharply across the face.

You say to Jinsun with a flowing, cultured accent, "Close enough for you?"

Jinsun snickers softly to himself.

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says in a delicate and discerning voice, "I'm the blind one here, shouldn't I be feeling your face?"

You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "Clearly not, if it's so disfigured in your apparently dreadful memory."

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says in a delicate and discerning voice, "True enough."

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says in a delicate and discerning voice, "The only thing worse than blindness is disappointment."

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says to Aerek in a delicate and discerning voice, "Which I'm sure you'll familiar with."

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says in a delicate and discerning voice, "Anywho."

You say to Jinsun with a flowing, cultured accent, "Our children aren't getting married. Now get you gone, else you won't be feeling much for a while either."

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says to you in a delicate and discerning voice, "Do try not to meddle to much in Ze'Dekiah affairs, would hate to have to come for more than talking."

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says in a delicate and discerning voice, "Speaking of stench..."

Jinsun flings an arm into the air, and the light around you is suddenly swamped in pitch darkness.

Jinsun raises his arms and softly sings an eerie hymn. Suddenly, green mists rise up from the ground burning the air itself.

Void Carnifex Jinsun Ze'Dekiah, Twin-born Assassin says in a delicate and discerning voice, "Toodles."

Skye

Did he just fart in your general direction and leave? 

Saeva

@Melodie I hate your manor. I don't think anyone can just leave it be when they see someone is in there.

Santar

Y'alls doorknob is like a cheap whore. Everybody gets a turn.

Skye

Dread Legate Mathonwy Corso, Marked for Death says, "I don't think I've ever actually gotten a definition of what 'Nature' is from either of you."

Rangor says to Mathonwy in a deep, rumbling voice, "I would be interesting in
hearing your views on the treetop village of Eleusis.. if we can still be called
a village, we have grown much since the beginning."

Rangor ponders Mathonwy with a contemplative expression.

Rangor says to Mathonwy in a deep, rumbling voice, "Ah, if you seek to learn
more of Nature you need only 'greet' me and all will be revealed."

(Fun): You say, "Lol what the fuck."

(Fun): Mathonwy says, "Hahahah."

(Fun): Rangor says, "Truth, I am an npc now."

GDI Rangor

Rangor

Skye said:

Dread Legate Mathonwy Corso, Marked for Death says, "I don't think I've ever actually gotten a definition of what 'Nature' is from either of you."

Rangor says to Mathonwy in a deep, rumbling voice, "I would be interesting in
hearing your views on the treetop village of Eleusis.. if we can still be called
a village, we have grown much since the beginning."

Rangor ponders Mathonwy with a contemplative expression.

Rangor says to Mathonwy in a deep, rumbling voice, "Ah, if you seek to learn
more of Nature you need only 'greet' me and all will be revealed."

(Fun): You say, "Lol what the fuck."

(Fun): Mathonwy says, "Hahahah."

(Fun): Rangor says, "Truth, I am an npc now."

GDI Rangor

You'll have to greet me when no one is looking.

Santar

Just don't ever ask @Tesha to learn more about the Light.

Aerek

Saeva said:

@Melodie I hate your manor. I don't think anyone can just leave it be when they see someone is in there.

The place is like Gatsby's. No one is invited, but everyone shows up.

Melodie

Santar said:

Y'alls doorknob is like a cheap whore. Everybody gets a turn.

I THINK we fixed that for the outer door, after @Tesha had an entertaining time going in and out to try and keel me.

Door perms are so annoying.

Caoimhaen

Message #11688      Sent by @Rohai

1/27/18:48 // so tedious - i'm condensing like a zillion pages of notes i took at this huge summit.

Message #11689      Sent by Caoimhaen

1/27/18:49 (To Rohai): //aaaah. sounds annoying and brain numbing. and like I would want to rip my 

brains out of my nose like spaghetti.

Message #11690      Sent by Rohai

1/27/18:49 // Nail on the head!

Message #11691      Sent by Caoimhaen

1/27/18:50 (To Rohai): //yay! and that was a very gross analogy. I cant believe I just said that.

Lukan

This represents a real turning point in my life. I'm no longer a newbie.

A surge of elation rushes through you as you realise that Reonna's fate is sealed. With a roar of triumph, you whip your scimitar at Reonna's neck, slicing her head from her shoulders in a veritable fountain of dark red blood.

You have slain Reonna.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 86. 

You have reached the illustrious level of 5th Rank of the Infinite.

*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Pixie Queen or the Imp Lord task! ***

*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet the Kobold King or the Pygmy Cook task! ***

*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Constable Beck or Blaan the Troll task! ***

*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Greet Hunter Ealeo or Guardian Niluint task! ***

Aegoth

Unknown Area.

You say, "Duanathar."

You quickly utter "Duanathar" and your wings flare with power before swiftly carrying you up to on 

the clouds.

On the clouds (indoors).

A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. There are 2 comical 

jack-in-the-boxes here. A noble hippogriff flaps its wings in agitation here. A pike with the 

decapitated head of Avianca has been erected.  Blackthorn General Rangor Corten, Guardian of Nature 

is here. He wields a Shield of Absorption bearing the House arms of the Sentinels of Nature in his 

right hand.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, up, down,

 and in.

You greet @Rangor with a sincere smile.

Rangor says to you in a deep, rumbling voice, "Greetings Aegoth. I have a number of topics I can 

tell you about. Are you here to learn of Nature or our enemies perhaps? Or what about our dieties. I 

can tell you about the Coven or Lady Artemis herself. The most interesting lesson might be to learn 

of my perspective of the urban cities."

You greet Rangor with a sincere smile.

Rangor says to you in a deep, rumbling voice, "Greetings Aegoth. I have a number of topics I can 

tell you about. Are you here to learn of Nature or our enemies perhaps? Or what about our dieties. I 

can tell you about the Coven or Lady Artemis herself. The most interesting lesson might be to learn 

of my perspective of the urban cities."

You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"

You say, "Artemis."

 

Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "Alright then, let me find the correct page in my manuscript.

"

Rangor ruffles through an old manuscript, searching for the correct page. He smiles brightly and 

puts his finger on the first line, when he finds a page titled -Nature for the young-.

Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "Born of a seed of Destruction within the temple of Gaia and 

Propasia, the exiled spirit of the forest which once lay beneath Cyrene's cobblestone, the 

personification of primal, violent nature has come in the form of Artemis. She manifests within the 

raw force of the rumbling in the earth and the heart of a volcano. She is nature at its cruelest, 

its most unrelenting and fiercest. Like a building tremor in the earth She comes, raining down upon 

those who do Her charge harm."

You say, "Coven."

Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "The Cataclysm is a dispassionate force, set apart from the 

ideals of 'Good' and 'Evil'. There is only what 'is', and with nature in particular, that 'is' 

constantly redefines itself. Artemis embodies the unpredictable ferocity of Nature and is a guiding 

force to those who seek to maintain the natural balance with spear, sweat, and blood. She often 

appears as a fiery jungle warrior, and Her Divine symbol is that of a yew tree, split by a bolt of 

lightning. Like that bolt, the Cataclysm comes sudden and strong - She is the Warrioress of Nature. 

Woe to the fool who crosses Her and invokes Her wrath."

You say, "Cities."

You say, "Urban cities."

Rangor gives you the once over.

You say, "Perspective."

Rangor begins to chant a rapid mantra.

Rangor lets fly at you with a snap kick.

He connects to the right leg!

Rangor ceases to wield a Shield of Absorption bearing the House arms of the Sentinels of Nature in 

his right hand.

Rangor lets fly at you with a snap kick.

He connects to the left leg!

Rangor balls up one fist and hammerfists you.

He connects to the left leg!

Rangor balls up one fist and hammerfists you.

You dodge nimbly out of the way.


Guess I know now what he thinks about cities. Jerk.

Skye

Is Eleusis so cheap they can't even hire a proper denizen for that newbie quest >_>

Adet

Dieties?

Rangor

Skye said:

Is Eleusis so cheap they can't even hire a proper denizen for that newbie quest >_>

It is called PLAYER INTERACTION.

(while simultaneously playing other games)

Mathonwy

Adet said:

Dieties?

Reminds me of this thread on dieties.

Mathonwy

Fun times at sea with @Taraus and (a hopelessly inept) Mathonwy:

Taraus says with a throaty, lyrical accent, "Look, look!"

Taraus leans towards you and tugs at your arm.

Taraus says with a throaty, lyrical accent, "I found it!"

You warily ask, "What is it?"

Taraus points southeasterly.

Taraus says with a throaty, lyrical accent, "I wanted to show you that."

Taraus hums a happy tune.

Taraus asks with a throaty, lyrical accent, "Do you see it?"

You have emoted: Mathonwy hauls himself up to the railing and glimpses southeasterly for a second before promptly vomiting over the railing.

Taraus winces in pain.

Taraus asks with a throaty, lyrical accent, "Do you?"

Taraus hums a happy tune.

Taraus says cheerfully with a throaty, lyrical accent, "That, my dear Corso, is Traveller's Folly!"

You say, "Do I wha--."

You vomit up the contents of your stomach.

Taraus looses a defeated sigh, waving a vague gesture.

Adet

That's the one with the Tenebrus quote that someone has in their signature - I was trying to remember it.

A good desert diety would be a cactus for breakfast, a cactus for lunch and a sensible dinner. Hail Neroes!

Mathonwy

I had that in my signature for the longest time with a link to the thread yeah.

Tibitha

Adet said:

Dieties?

Subliminal messaging maybe?  

Riashain

Haha neroes. Good times.

Achimrst

(Project 9): Ryuke says, "I need warm thoughts of Achimrst for my showers."

Ryuke

Achimrst said:

(Project 9): Ryuke says, "I need warm thoughts of Achimrst for my showers."

mmm bb

Taraus

ahhhh I'd nearly forgotten these gems. Over the years, he's heard a lot of my work stories, and listened to me bitch about the dumb requests, weird complaints and general stupidity I've endured; I figure anyone else neck-deep in the trades would appreciate these:

Message #31190      Sent by @Kinilan
12/08/23:49 Fix my window!

Message #31191      Sent by Kinilan
12/08/23:49 My foundation is cracked!

Message #31192      Sent by Kinilan
12/08/23:49 Why is my roof leaking?

Message #31193      Sent by Kinilan
12/08/23:49 What's the deal with this light switch?

Message #31194      Sent by Kinilan
12/08/23:50 My toilet flushes backwards.

Message #31195      Sent by Kinilan
12/08/23:50 These shingles smell funny.

Message #31196      Sent by Kinilan
12/08/23:50 My door won't turn on!

Message #31197      Sent by Kinilan
12/09/0:40 My carpet is too loud!

Message #31198      Sent by Kinilan
12/09/0:40 This light switch won't stay in the center!

Message #31199      Sent by Kinilan
12/09/0:40 Why won't my water heater make coffee?

Message #31200      Sent by Kinilan
12/09/0:42 I lose water pressure when i turn on the kitchen faucet, the three outside taps, my dishwasher, the washing machine and the laundry sink. fix iiiiit.

Message #31201      Sent by Kinilan
12/09/0:44 This wallpaper tastes like glue.

Krypton

tradewho weaponsmithing
Name                           Transcendent?
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Juliet                               N
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You tell Juliet, "Are you taking weapon orders?"

The helpful voice of Juliet the Guide sounds within you, "Sorry, I gave up
forging for guiding!"

Kyrra

A feisty hellcat kitten sinks to the floor, launching himself forward to plunge his teeth into a 

suicide mouse, shaking the small creature like a rag doll.

You squeal with excitement at a feisty hellcat kitten.

 

You say to a feisty hellcat kitten in a softly spoken voice, "Momma's so proud of you!"


I've had this kitten for so, so long and that's probably only the second time I've ever seen that reaction trigger.