Memorable quotes

Cynder

Addama said:

Malorn said:

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.
Cynders has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

Welp.

There's questionable RP, and then there's calling somebody the n-word.

Don't think you guys have the whole story, but go with whatever. 
This should be an entertaining few days nonetheless.

Addama

Are you saying you didn't call anybody the n-word, or that you somehow integrated the n-word into your RP so it wasn't actually bad RP?

Tesha

I think this is one of those times it's better to just move on and hope the lesson was learned rather than discuss it in detail. Nothing positive will come from it.

Mathonwy

THANKS ADDAMA

Kenway

So this interaction came up in conversation earlier IG when a couple people were joking about what my title should be and sure enough I just learned that it was buried in this very thread. I smiled pretty wide at that. @Aerek
http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/comment/35347/#Comment_35347

Kandra

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "I haven't felt anything strange aside from my usual bloodthirst."

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "Perhaps other folks just aren't as good at managing it."

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "Granted."

Drakon gives Kerria a compassionate hug.

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "There is the occasional nausea."

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "Maybe I'm pregnant."

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Drakon rolls on the floor, laughing.

Dame Kerria Xanatov-Thorngage, Shield Castellan says, "With a vampire broodling?"

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "I hope so. Maybe it will carve its way out of my chest in full armour and weapons in hand."

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "Just like I was born."

Kerria shakes her head sadly from side to side.

Dame Kerria Xanatov-Thorngage, Shield Castellan says, "Sir, there can't be two of you."

Dame Kerria Xanatov-Thorngage, Shield Castellan says, "I for one wouldn't know what to do with you."

Dame Kerria Xanatov-Thorngage, Shield Castellan says, "Not sure about the others."

Sir Aerek Ancyrion, Shieldlord says, "Of course not. He'll be far superior to me, of course."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Kerria.

Kerria blushes at you furiously.

Kerria coughs softly.

Dame Kerria Xanatov-Thorngage, Shield Castellan says to you, "Stop looking at me like that."

Melodie

*squint*

*puts @Kerria on the list*

Hasar

Xer rubs up against a webbed ticket affectionately.

Xer rolls his eyes.

Cynlael

Courtesy of @Elphaba‌

47) Khaibit told You: Are you going to cause trouble, or are you just here to hunt?
48) You told Khaibit: I always cause trouble.
49) Khaibit told You: Are you going to try and cause me trouble?
50) You told Khaibit: Maybe!

You focus the might of divine will into Khaibit to force her to obey your command.
Khaibit is unable to resist the force of your faith.
Khaibit Kintsukuroi says in a soft and quiet voice, "I wish."
Sudden silence is all that is left in the echo of Khaibit's words. Answering
Khaibit's "wish", an onslaught of wisps materialise from virtually every nook
and cranny of the island to descend upon her. In the blink of an eye Khaibit is
gone, leaving eddying motes of multicoloured magic dancing through the air like
shooting stars to mark her wake.

Message #2227       Sent by Khaibit
11/01/9:50 Ah, you're annoying, I understand.

Elphaba

Mishgul

@Silas you ho you broke my forums fix this, or teach me how

Silas

???

Florentino

2014/11/01 18:23:38 - Hasar says, "Iocun in."

- 2014/11/01 18:24:22 - Hasar says, "Phase check?"

- 2014/11/01 18:24:59 - Florentino says, "Phasing."

- 2014/11/01 18:25:00 - Sartan says, "Iocun stumbled upon Me and is now in a place where faced with the choice of unphasing and dying or staying there indefinitely. Carry on."

Aerek

Poor Sartan played right into his hands. He needed to check that kill-room off for his explorer ranking; true cruelty would have been just zapping him.

Iocun

Florentino said:

2014/11/01 18:23:38 - Hasar says, "Iocun in."

- 2014/11/01 18:24:22 - Hasar says, "Phase check?"

- 2014/11/01 18:24:59 - Florentino says, "Phasing."

- 2014/11/01 18:25:00 - Sartan says, "Iocun stumbled upon Me and is now in a place where faced with the choice of unphasing and dying or staying there indefinitely. Carry on."

And then I had to log out because dinner was about to get black and needed eating.

Iocun

Aerek said:

Poor Sartan played right into his hands. He needed to check that kill-room off for his explorer ranking; true cruelty would have been just zapping him.

Too bad being teleported by a god isn't actively entering a room and thus doesn't count towards the ranking

Addama

Shredded to pieces by daemons, Iocun has perished upon an Infernal island.

Rip in peace

Iocun

nevermind

Tharvis

Thrown from the Garden, a Celani is propelled at high speed towards the Moon, decorating the stony surface with a red splat.

With another trying its luck, the next Celani is flung around the sparkling rings of Achaea, the sharp edges turning the poor thing into ground meat.

Celani Space Program?

Valaria

(The Eleusian Forge): Kardal says, "Well I can sketch runes on water now, but it's still somewhat 
disappointing."

(The Eleusian Forge): Kardal says, "The rivers wash me downstream before I can sketch a rune."

(The Eleusian Forge): Ryuke says, "The garden giveth, the garden fuck runewardens."

Ryuke

Valaria said:

(The Eleusian Forge): Kardal says, "Well I can sketch runes on water now, but it's still somewhat 
disappointing."

(The Eleusian Forge): Kardal says, "The rivers wash me downstream before I can sketch a rune."

(The Eleusian Forge): Ryuke says, "The garden giveth, the garden fuck runewardens."

@Valaria stop quoting me. If people think I am funny, then @Kresslack won't tell me to calm down.

Kresslack

Ryuke said:

Valaria said:

(The Eleusian Forge): Kardal says, "Well I can sketch runes on water now, but it's still somewhat 
disappointing."

(The Eleusian Forge): Kardal says, "The rivers wash me downstream before I can sketch a rune."

(The Eleusian Forge): Ryuke says, "The garden giveth, the garden fuck runewardens."

@Valaria stop quoting me. If people think I am funny, then @Kresslack won't tell me to calm down.

Whoa, you are way out of line, man. Just take a break, fix a stiff drink, and calm it the hell down already.

Ryuke

Kresslack said:

Ryuke said:

Valaria said:

(The Eleusian Forge): Kardal says, "Well I can sketch runes on water now, but it's still somewhat 
disappointing."

(The Eleusian Forge): Kardal says, "The rivers wash me downstream before I can sketch a rune."

(The Eleusian Forge): Ryuke says, "The garden giveth, the garden fuck runewardens."

@Valaria stop quoting me. If people think I am funny, then @Kresslack won't tell me to calm down.

Whoa, you are way out of line, man. Just take a break, fix a stiff drink, and calm it the hell down already.

No.

Ernam

Would comment, but too busy fire-walling rivers.

also standing by for Jhui/Dunn to implant damage totems on all of them.

Zenui

Message #4093       Sent by Achaea

11/02/2:45 Your bug report (detail: In this room, the river Pachacacha is 

mispelt as "Pachacha.") - has been fixed. The following notes were included: DO THE PACHACHAAAAA.

Tibitha

I've... been reading it wrong this whole time.

Xith

So I gave 5 credits to all 5 people in the room on a whim.


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You say, "I just happen to be sitting on 6500 unbound so I thought it should 

'trickle down'."

Ryldagh stares implacably at you.

You whisper, "Shhhhhh."

You say, "I don't want to get robbed."

You edge around the room strangely with an odd expression on your face.

Ryldagh says to you with a hushed, Arcadian accent, "You could get like ... 65 

cigar boxes."

Ryldagh says to you with a hushed, Arcadian accent, "And ensure that everyone 

always has asthma."

You say, "Which would give me like a million more cigars than I ever need."

Alinixa says in a silvery voice, "You can never have enough cigars."

You say, "I could even get like... 5 bumblebee forts."

Ryldagh says with a hushed, Arcadian accent, "What the hell is that?"

You say, "I don't know what they are, but I could get them."

You flex your muscles in an impressive display of strength.

Erhon says in a somber voice, "It's a fort."

Erhon says in a somber voice, "Made of bumblebees."

Ryldagh says with a hushed, Arcadian accent, "See, I thought it would be a fort 

FOR bumblebees."

Erhon says in a somber voice, "Not really very practical."

Alinixa says in a silvery voice, "It could be a fort that bumblebees created."

Alinixa says in a silvery voice, "Like their hives, except in a fort-like state."

You say, "What's important is that it sparks a critical discussion about 

bumblebee forts."

Alinixa says in a silvery voice, "It needed to happen."

Erhon says in a somber voice, "For a second I thought you had said farts."

You slap your thigh, laughing hysterically.

Kerria

(Market): Ulrike says, "Delos' arena is getting more venomous than an Eleusian election! Profit from the drama in BOOK 15!"

Shara

You open a dragonskin pack bearing the arms of @Tharvis.

You put 9 bags into a dragonskin pack bearing the arms of Tharvis.
You hold no more of that item.

[System]: Running queued balance command: CLOSE ##
You close a dragonskin pack bearing the arms of Tharvis.

Seer Achimrst, Etheric Shaman of Nature says in a clear, thin voice, "Arms of Tharvis, did someone go on a stealing spree?"

You tap your nose knowingly.

@Kaie puts his hands on his hips and goes "Hmmm!"

Kaie gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

You say with a soft, smoky Hashani accent, "Merchants have the most gold."

Serpmist Shara, Most Expensive Protege Ever

Kresslack

Kisharo tells you, "Greetings admiral. I was hoping I could ask some questions about Mhaldors navy?"

You tell Kisharo, of Mhaldor in Mhaldorian, "Certainly."

Kisharo tells you, "Okay It may take a while, do you have the time?"

You tell Kisharo, of Mhaldor in Mhaldorian, "If it may take a while, unfortunately not, as I'm on my 

way out. You can, however, send me a message or a letter and I will reply promptly."

Kisharo tells you, "Why not take me with you?"

Kisharo tells you, "Please."

You tell Kisharo, of Mhaldor in Mhaldorian, "Because I'm leaving the realms."

Kisharo tells you, "Aw." <---Did he just 'aw' at me?

Kisharo tells you, "Okay I will send messages then. I just need to get my journal real quick."

Kisharo tells you, "Okay, so what would you say the navys role is?"

You tell Kisharo, of Mhaldor in Mhaldorian, "Messages as in, message me directly, or if this is a 

series of questions, send a letter. I'm quite literally about to leave the realms."

Kisharo tells you, "Okay."

Kisharo tells you, "I will send a letter then?"

You tell Kisharo, of Mhaldor in Mhaldorian, "Yes."