Memorable quotes

Jacen

--> Kopeshku: emote is being radianced

5525h [100%], 2901m [70%], [98%e], [79%w] [M] 37.2% []kai cxkdb-

nice.

Melodie

Rangor said:

Someone should try to correct Rangor when he typo's in his says.

I used to correct your typos all the time!

Now I only do it in skype.

Jurixe

I really don't see anything wrong with correcting someone's grammar. Perhaps if it phonetically should sound the same, you can close an eye to it and use the excuse of 'but it sounds the same', but since - as people have said - there can actually be a difference in sound for this one, why not? Sure we're not a literature class but why would you want to be blatantly wrong forever? I know I'd appreciate it - it's not like Chiam was even being mean about it or it was a very intense RP conversation or anything.

But anyway, quotes.

A bomb, thrown by Hasar, comes lobbing in from the east and explodes.

It scatters a fine sparkling dust into the air and your eyes.

You see Wilbur, a cross-eyed peasant yell, "A raid! A raid! A bomb!"

You see Wilbur, a cross-eyed peasant yell, "Form up!"

Ruth

Wilbur, our knight aspirant here, was very proud of his shouting skills. Y'all gonna hear more of him now. Be warned!

Pavard

Shirszae said:

Honestly, poor grammar ruins my immersion more than mostly anything else.

A rotund prison guard exclaims, "Halt! Tsis is a restricted area!"
A rotund prison guard hiccups suddenly.
You command the razor-edged thorny vines around you to lash out and rend the flesh of a rotund prison guard.
A rotund prison guard says, "You wouldN't havp woon if I were sober..."
The final blow proves too much for a rotund prison guard, who expires pitifully.
You have slain a rotund prison guard, retrieving the corpse.

Even when inebriated and in his death throes, this guard supposedly still remembered to use the subjunctive mood in the conditional clause. Ruined my immersion!

Kayeil

Not sure if this is intentional or what thread to post it in, but if you got your mask for the Masquerade Ball by bat mail, open it. The mask doesn't fall from your inventory, but apparently the box the mask comes in does. Also check your inventory before you qq so you don't accidentally miss it. Luckily I caught it when it happened to Skarash.

A splendid Mayaween mask box falls from Skarash's person.

      Skarash is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his 

soul safe until he returns to Achaea.

Edit: Yes I did bug it in case this wasn't intentional.

Kayeil

Kayeil said:

Not sure if this is intentional or what thread to post it in, but if you got your mask for the Masquerade Ball by bat mail, open it. The mask doesn't fall from your inventory, but apparently the box the mask comes in does. Also check your inventory before you qq so you don't accidentally miss it. Luckily I caught it when it happened to Skarash.

A splendid Mayaween mask box falls from Skarash's person.

      Skarash is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his 

soul safe until he returns to Achaea.

Edit: Yes I did bug it in case this wasn't intentional.

Message #13         Sent by Achaea

      10/29/6:15 Your bug report (detail: The boxes with masks for the Mayaween 

Masquerade Ball drop when someone logs out, which should be fixed because 

there's a chance they missed the mask come in the mail or they're just waiting 

to open it on the day of the Ball. -- A splendid Mayaween mask box falls from 

Skarash's person.) - has been fixed. The following notes were included: Thank 

you.

Melodie

So the protege and her friend take Mel and her daughter to see Cynders' new house. The following ensues:

You follow Cynders in to A forest glade.

Your enhanced senses inform you that Saeva has entered A forest glade nearby.

Your enhanced senses inform you that Evvi has entered A forest glade nearby.

Your enhanced senses inform you that Cynders has entered A forest glade nearby.

A forest glade (indoors).

A cool damp feeling hangs in the air as a heavy shade over takes the surrounding area and creates a refreshing and damp atmosphere. A weeping willow sits in the middle of the room large and with a sense of distinction and purpose as its large braches spread across the entire room. An almost otherworldly feel to your surroundings. As the branches reach for the heavens, the long leaves and vines work their way towards the ground in a creeping manner creating the large amounts of shade. A moat almost circles the large tree as it flows in a never ending circle and sustains the behemoth tree, a low trickle and the sound of this little stream working its way over the rocks and dirt in its unending endeavours. Small birds can be seen making their way from branch to branch as they fill the air with their small song as they go to and fro, the sound of the wind passing through the branches and the hiccups of the river leaves you with a feeling of peace and serenity. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A fierce tiger prowls restlessly nearby. Wings wrapped about herself, a ghost bat hangs from a nearby perch.  Saeva Aristata is here. She wields an elemental staff in her left hand and a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in her right. Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor is here. She wields an ornate steel rapier in each hand. Evvi Drake, The Watchwoman is here, shrouded.

You see exits leading in and out (closed door).

"Ta da!" Cynders says with a proud expression on her face.

Cynders gives the heart of a mortal, still dripping blood to Evvi.

You have emoted: Melodie peers about curiously with a somewhat surprised expression.

Cynders beams broadly at Evvi.

Saeva gazes about the area with a critical eye.

Evvi blinks.

Cynders hums a happy tune.

Saeva lowers her head respectfully before Evvi.

Evvi inclines her head politely at Saeva.

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says in a quiet voice, "Saeva, Evvi. Evvi, Saeva."

Evvi's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says to you in a quiet voice, "My hooooouse."

Saeva Aristata says, "Greetings, Evvi. I believe we have spoken before now, however."

Evvi ponders Saeva with a contemplative expression.

Evvi Drake, The Watchwoman says to Saeva, "Quite possible."

Evvi's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says to Evvi in a quiet voice, "She is scary as a dragon."

You say to Cynders with a flowing, cultured accent, "Living things among Mhaldor always surprises me these days."

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says to Evvi in a quiet voice, "But she doesn't think so."

Hasar appears, a look of love in his eyes.

Your enhanced senses inform you that Hasar has entered A forest glade nearby.

You say to Cynders with a flowing, cultured accent, "I did always like weeping willows, though."

Saeva snickers softly to herself.

Hasar peers about himself unscrupulously.

Hasar ceases to wield a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right hand.

Hasar begins to wield an eye sigil in his right hand.

Hasar throws a sigil at the ground which bursts in a flash of light.

Hasar performs a quick search of the surroundings.

Hasar leaves to the in.

Your enhanced senses inform you that Hasar has entered Heart of the Willow nearby.

Hasar arrives from the in.

Your enhanced senses inform you that Hasar has entered A forest glade nearby.

You have emoted: Melodie snorts in amusement.

Saeva looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says in a quiet voice, "Hello, Lord Marshal."

 

Cynders opens the door to the out.

Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord says in Mhaldorian, "Why the hell are there trees."

Saeva snickers softly to herself.

 

Saeva Aristata says, "I actually wondered the same."

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says in a quiet voice, "Beats me, sir. Just found the place like this."

Evvi's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord says in Mhaldorian, "Well, chop that shit down."

You blink.

Cynders nods furiously.

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says in a quiet voice, "Yes yes."

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says in a quiet voice, "Of course."

Saeva suppresses a grin.

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says in a quiet voice, "On the double."

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says in a quiet voice, "I will learn battle axe proficiency at once."

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says in a quiet voice, "Trees."

Cynders makes a crude explosion noise, spreading her hands in a large gesture.

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says in a quiet voice, "Gone."

You have emoted: Melodie stares at Hasar strangely, but wisely remains silent.

Evvi ponders Cynders with a contemplative expression.

Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord says dryly in Mhaldorian, "You're lucky I am feeling lazy."

Cynders, Ward of Mhaldor says in a quiet voice, "Thank you, Lord Marshal."

Hasar summons a water weird to assist himself in water crossings.

Saeva clinches her jaw shut as the smile reaches her eyes.

Hasar leaves to the out.

A water weird glides out to the out.

The door to the out slams shut.

Your enhanced senses inform you that Hasar has entered In a copse of beautiful white elms nearby.

Saeva attempts to stifle her amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Cynders rolls on the floor, laughing.

You have emoted: Melodie remains frozen a moment, before she bursts out into laughter.

Evvi Drake, The Watchwoman says, "Uh..."

Cynders wipes the tears from her eyes.

...

I do not think I have laughed that hard in under thirty seconds in a long time. 

Kayeil

With a sweep of Her hand, the Goddess of the Moon sends a stream of orange and purple stars twinkling across the Mayaween skies.

I was in the middle of going through accepted designs and designs needing to be fixed, and I was stressing out a bit and that randomly happened. Made me smile for some reason both IC and OOC. Just something simple and pretty and a momentary break from the stress, reminded me to relax a bit.

Ruth

Not sure if being trolled or a bad case of very bad typing/mis-tells.

Vicious tells you, "To be honest ma'am, I am open to whatever you deem to be. In my existence I wish to follow you into the ideas of the Sartai. If I were deemed worthy of SartANIC TIT."

Santar

43) Exirrel told You: Yo, what the hell is a cinnabar? i got this system called 

wunderkid or something and it keeps trying to put a cinnabar in my pipe.

Omi

Newbie slave was asking where to learn, wanted to double check before I gave the wrong information.

45) You told Dragonknight: Morimbuul should be able to teach him, no?

46) Dragonknight told You: Possibly. I had to learn from the alchemist in the 

lab.

47) Dragonknight told You: The other tutors would probably work just as well.

48) Dragonknight told You: And are probably lest like to rape them.

49) You told Dragonknight: Yes, but that's why I like Morimbuul.

50) You told Dragonknight: Keeps them on their toes.

Vaehl

@Nikodemus

Jeslyn

(Market): Trey says, "Last set of Robes of the Grand Magi up for grabs, send tells. Firstborn not valid currency. Virginity considered."

Asmodron

Santar said:

43) Exirrel told You: Yo, what the hell is a cinnabar? i got this system called 

wunderkid or something and it keeps trying to put a cinnabar in my pipe.

Krypton

Valeo has been slain by the might of a scantily dressed prostitute.

Someone forgot to tip.

Keldrik

Krypton said:

Valeo has been slain by the might of a scantily dressed prostitute.

Someone forgot to tip.

A little later:

Valeo has been slain by the might of a pirate lass.
[...]
Valeo has been slain by the might of Cressa, the roulette attendant.

Guy's not having a good day with the ladies...

Omi

So Ernam comes starting crap on the island, we go to Targ and kill him... hilarity ensues...

Ernam tells you, "That's three times you've teamed me outside of any form of 

skirmish or raid. You're on da list!"

You tell Ernam, gate guard in Mhaldorian, "Stay off of the Island."

You begin to speak Achaean (with perfect fluency).

You tell Ernam, gate guard, "Stay off the island, Heathen."

Ernam tells you, "Cool to*."

Ernam tells you, "Such is the life."

You tell Ernam, gate guard, "The fact that you are an idiot and bring Mhaldorian 

wrath upon your fellow citizens is no concern of mine. Perhaps you should 

consider that your actions have consequences."

Ernam tells you, "Mis."

Ernam tells you, "Don't talk to me."

You tell Ernam, gate guard, "You began speaking to me heathen."

Ernam

Pretty much the definition of snub abuse.

edit : not even gonna.  Never feed them.

Cynlael

Asmodron

Cynlael said:

I do that every day, it's quite therapeutic.

Tharvis

At great distance, @Dunn Lichlord, Herald of the Outer Cold yells, "I ... the ... vessel ..."
At great distance, Kinilan Demaxx yells, "... mud know, ... a Gods flag."
At great distance, @Natliya yells, "... would you consider?"
At great distance, Dunn Lichlord, Herald of the Outer Cold yells, "... friend has ..."
At great distance, Natliya yells, "... this ... my ... hurt."
At great distance, Natliya yells something, but you can't make out a word of it.
At great distance, Dunn Lichlord, Herald of the Outer Cold yells, "Too ... rapier. ..."
At great distance, Kinilan Demaxx yells, "Lucky ... worse."
At great distance, Natliya yells something, but you can't make out a word of it.

@Kinilan's yells are so confusing.

Halos

edit: actually, wrong section

Taraus

Tharvis said:

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@Kinilan's yells are so confusing.

If you think his yells are bad, just try having a conversation with him.

Ada

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Dark, red blood drips off this still-warm heart. Slippery and wet, you must stifle the urge to gag. 
A long piece of artery hangs off the heart.
It is entitled "General Literature" and the author is listed as being Sagi Arynia, Wannabe 
Whisperwind.
It has about a month of usefulness left.
It weighs 0 ounce(s).

read heart
You read what is written on the heart of a mortal, still dripping blood:
"General Literature", By Sagi Arynia, Wannabe Whisperwind (Page 1)
CONTENTS

2 - 4 - Mhun History I, "Ambassador K'Shin"
5 - Vastar's "Revelations"
6 - The Occultist and the Priest
7 - A Nomad Fable (by Dirgath)


Her heart is an open book!!

Oceana

A tiny ghost plush whispers, 'OoooOOOooo...'

So cute.

Faur

Santar's voice quietly thrums in your mind as he tells you, "Off."
-----------------------------------------------------

Apparently, I've done something to be told off for.

Mathonwy

A massive gatehouse (indoors).
@Saeva Aristata is here, sleeping soundly.

You shake your head sadly at Saeva.

You tell Saeva Aristata in Mhaldorian, "Sleeping on the ground in public? I'm disappointed in you, son."

(later)

Saeva's voice quietly thrums in your mind as she tells you, "Your failures as a father are my successes as your mother."

Little known fact: trees won't grow on the Isle, so we all have family wreaths.

Malorn

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.
Cynders has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

Welp.

Addama

Malorn said:

A stream of crackling crimson fire sizzles across the sky.
Cynders has been slain by the might of Sarapis, the Logos.

Welp.

There's questionable RP, and then there's calling somebody the n-word.