Memorable quotes

Halos

I love the witty banter from gods sometimes but it would have cheapened the moment here. Not only had the situation gone beyond words, but we did happen to be standing in her garden when Daeir basically told her where she could put her warning. Imo, the crystal corpse explode was a first rate response for an impatient goddess known for the austerity of her replies.

Caladbolg

Kyttin said:

Ernam said:

Nothing personal, but you were getting kills in city defense, attacking people that you are bound (by in-character duty) to be attacking anyways, and that were probably going to die without your sniping anyways.  That is not what bounties are for.

Seriously, not trying to be a jerk to you, I think you're awesome.  I just don't like seeing bounties being essentially yoinked by people who can't possibly complete them, especially since this means that the people who can can't get them.

nothing personal taken, I know this, but if you think I'm the only one doing it, you'd be incorrect good sir!

I think that's the annoying part about it, I know I about threw my chair through a window when Jarrod got a lucky snipe contract that made him the avenging arrow or whatever in between axk/bite.

Bounties are cool bounties are rad, if people left cities. although I don't leave city often so dunno what im talking about.

Jarrod

Caladbolg said:

I think that's the annoying part about it, I know I about threw my chair through a window when Jarrod got a lucky snipe contract that made him the avenging arrow or whatever in between axk/bite.

Bounties are cool bounties are rad, if people left cities. although I don't leave city often so dunno what im talking about.

To be fair, I did get a lot more kills than just hoping to get a lucky hit

Definitely a different beast with the bounties though, versus contracts. Choosing to try and get a lucky hit on a specific person versus knowing you have a ridiculous KDR in raids and everyone else you can just assassinate wherever.

Asmodron

Daeir said:

Valeo utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Lorielan, the Jade Empress says, "You have been warned, Apostle."

You say, "I do not answer to You, Betrayer. Our business is done when I declare it so."

Lorielan levels Her staff at you, a foreboding pale light emanating from the sphere atop it to surround you. In response, the air hazes, 

condenses, and hardens, trapping you in a chill prison of jade.

With a resounding 'CRACK' the stone fractures, the abrupt shift in integrity allowing gravity to shatter your body into a thousand jagged 

shards.

You have been slain by Lorielan, the Jade Empress.

So worth punching Valeo in the face for. New @Lorielan is top notch, would sass again.

Holy frick, since when was she back?!?

*logs in*

Tharvis

Asmodron said:

Daeir said:

Valeo utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Lorielan, the Jade Empress says, "You have been warned, Apostle."

You say, "I do not answer to You, Betrayer. Our business is done when I declare it so."

Lorielan levels Her staff at you, a foreboding pale light emanating from the sphere atop it to surround you. In response, the air hazes, 

condenses, and hardens, trapping you in a chill prison of jade.

With a resounding 'CRACK' the stone fractures, the abrupt shift in integrity allowing gravity to shatter your body into a thousand jagged 

shards.

You have been slain by Lorielan, the Jade Empress.

So worth punching Valeo in the face for. New @Lorielan is top notch, would sass again.

Holy frick, since when was she back?!?

*logs in*

a while now

Amarillys

Like... a week or so.

Sybilla

Semi-afk on battlements, Jhui turns up.

You give @Jhui a peck on the cheek.

Jhui gives you a compassionate hug.

Senpai finally noticed me!!!

Kyttin

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/305aa3a7
His response:
Message #1688       Sent by @Nemutaur
10/24/16:09 //that one is fucking awesome.

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YW Good sir!

Dalran

What the hell did you do to that link.

Cyla

(Project 9): Jhui says, "You guys are griefing my morales."

Vaehl

You glance over Jhui and see that his health is at 10244/10244.

That actually turns me on so much. Truefavour, algiz on that. Full plate huge defense. Staff just great. Raido, earring, allied vodun summon.

He's a fucking raid boss.

Tharvis

Vaehl said:

You glance over Jhui and see that his health is at 10244/10244.

That actually turns me on so much. Truefavour, algiz on that. Full plate huge defense. Staff just great. Raido, earring, allied vodun summon.

He's a fucking raid boss.

he's a raid boss that doesn't respect aggro rules, he'll go after your healers first.

Halos

One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.

A sticky spiderweb rages, seeing its attack fall on your reflection.

Yesss

Trey

Dajio leaves to the east.

He is followed by a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a 

swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a 

swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, and a 

swift ghost bat.

3540h, 4161m, 16600e, 17815w cexk|0/0|0/0|0/0|100-  (23:0:28:255)

Dajio arrives from the east.

He is followed by a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a 

swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a 

swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, a swift ghost bat, and a 

swift ghost bat.

3540h, 4161m, 16600e, 17815w cexk|0/0|0/0|0/0|100-  (23:0:28:971)

I really need to start being choosy about who I sell things to...

Kresslack

You monster...what have you done?

Aodfionn

Damnit, I wanted a bat horde.

Kresslack

Someone's either really drunk or they're breaking in the new intern:

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Caladbolg

nvms

Kerria

You lick a black and green lollipop.

You slowly lick a black and green lollipop, the colouring dyeing your tongue black.

Kandra sucks thoughtfully on a black and green lollipop.

Kandra slowly suckles upon a black and green lollipop.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Shield Instructor Kandra Dawyn says, "Makes me want to lick and suck everything to see what happens."

Kandra ponders the situation.

Shield Instructor Kandra Dawyn says, "Um."

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Shield Instructor Kandra Dawyn says, "You can just forget I said that."

You say, "No I can't."

Kandra hangs her head down in utter shame.

You laughingly say, "But I'll try to."

Chiam

Kisharo, of Mhaldor says, "Still I should of been able to do something."

You say in a thick, hoarse voice, "Should've been, you mean."

Kisharo, of Mhaldor says, "They mean the same thing?"

You say in a thick, hoarse voice, "No they don't."

Kisharo, of Mhaldor says, "In fact I do not think what you said was a word."

Kisharo, of Mhaldor laughingly says, "Just saying."

You say in a thick, hoarse voice, "It is."

Kisharo, of Mhaldor says, "Should've?"

You cough softly.

You say in a thick, hoarse voice, "Yes."

You say in a thick, hoarse voice, "Should have been."

Kisharo, of Mhaldor says, "Nope, It is a common phrase, but not a real word."

You say in a thick, hoarse voice, "I am pretty fluent in Achaean myself."

Kisharo, of Mhaldor says, "Okay okay, I am just saying."

Kisharo, of Mhaldor says, "I am sure it is not a word."

Kross

My new quote is just now simply my new forum signature. Enjoy everyone.

(For those less-than-informed on Monk Telepathy, the "-->" denotes mind sapience, meaning I can see the actions of whoever I have mind locked at the time, in this case, Ernam)

Achilles

Kross said:

My new quote is just now simply my new forum signature. Enjoy everyone.

(For those less-than-informed on Monk Telepathy, the "-->" denotes mind sapience, meaning I can see the actions of whoever I have mind locked at the time, in this case, Ernam)

Ernam gets points IMO for using the proper contraction of "we are" under duress

Ernam

That was a carefully calculated conclusion!

Tibitha

(Targossas): You say, "Who wants to be disemboweled?"

    

(Targossas): Ijen says, "I volunteer."

    

(Targossas): Addama says, "Me."

    

You smirk.

    

"Ha!" Will exclaims with gusto.

    

(Targossas): Addama says, "Or Ijen."

    

(Targossas): Ijen says, "Im on it!"

    

A Shornwall defender tentatively raises his hand to volunteer to be disemboweled.

You say to a Shornwall defender in an optimistic voice, "Oooh the Minister of Security would hurt me."

Trilliana

A village woman exclaims, "You shut your whore mouth!!"

Just a snippet, but that is my favorite thing ever.

Herenicus

(Mhaldor): Warsson says, "Shall all citizens out of Mhaldor come back to the City to defend the 
lands?"

These kids

Kerria

You are now wearing a Death Knight costume.

A shiver of fear slinks down your spine as you crawl into a Death Knight costume before a surge of 

power flames to life in your eyes and washes it away. Your face contorts into a mask of haughty 

intelligence as a seed of untapped and dark magic springs to life within you. Gripping the fake 

weapons that came with the costume, you lift your head high and set your shoulders into the perfect 

poise of a combat-ready knight.

You have emoted: Kerria adjusts a bone crown of horns.

You say, "I'mma mhaldorian."
You say, "Death Dame."

Aeryllin says in a mellifluous voice, "I feel like I should thwack you on principle alone, kerria."

Aeryllin coughs softly.

You chirp out a cheerful, "Yay!" with an excessive amount of cheer, positively abuzz with excitement.

Asmodron

Chiam said:

Kisharo, of Mhaldor says, "Still I should of been able to do something."

You say in a thick, hoarse voice, "Should've been, you mean."

Kind of irks me that something this small was being corrected. Technically he didnt state anything incorrectly. Stop being Amunets.

Kresslack

Asmodron said:

Chiam said:

Kisharo, of Mhaldor says, "Still I should of been able to do something."

You say in a thick, hoarse voice, "Should've been, you mean."

Kind of irks me that something this small was being corrected. Technically he didnt state anything incorrectly. Stop being Amunets.

Technically, he did, as only uncultured swine use 'should of' instead of 'should have' or the appropriate contraction of "should've". Unless you're writing it like this: You should, of course, always strive for proper grammar.

[spoiler]Also...*didn't.[/spoiler]

Rom

I think the point he's making is that that conversation took place in says, so phonetically "should of" and "should've" would sound identical in that context, which is also likely the reason Kisharo has it mistaken.
Either that, or that minor grammatical mistakes like that (ones that don't incorrectly convey meaning) are best ignored unless the person has demonstrated that they'd be fine with being corrected.