Memorable quotes

Goggo

then I can't joke about pizza because somewhere out there, there's a kid alergic to pizza so is not funny? sorry I don't buy that.

Atalkez

Your issues are your own. Censoring because "someone, somewhere" might get offended is stupid.

Santar

Don't do it Vaehl. You have so much more lulz to live for.

Payne

<SLITS WRIST>

Cooper

Atalkez said:

Your issues are your own. Censoring because "someone, somewhere" might get offended is stupid.

Censoring is my trigger, wtf. I'm so offended.

Jacen

Sent By: Nobody on 10/20/22:11 Your right Jacen. I was a fool to even attempt to serve under you. You will go down in history as the Leader that made the Blacklotus insiqnificent.

Jukilian

How do you know they weren't trying to distinguish your right and left?

Atalkez

The Black Lotus was significant?

Jukilian

+1 for originality.

Jovolo

Jukilian said:

+1 for accuracy.

Sena

Atalkez said:

The Black Lotus was significant?

*siqnificent

Atalkez

@Sena I couldn't bring myself to write that idiocy. 

Cooper

It's hard to make something insignificant that has never been significant.

Jeslyn

I lol'd way too hard at this:

(Newbie): Romeo says, "Oh look the lovely Juliet has arrived help you all. Be well, my love. Be good, young ones."

(Newbie): Faur says, "What about us older folks?"

(Newbie): Llyweith says, "We're not as lovely, Faur."

(Newbie): Juliet says, "Your City may be able to help you, Faur. CT (MESSAGE) will help you communicate with them."

Anedhel

- 2014/10/21 01:42:47 - Aodfionn says, "Right? Fat fathers are terrifying."
- 2014/10/21 01:42:51 - Aodfionn says, "Bah! Apologies!"
- 2014/10/21 01:42:58 - Synbios says, "Top kek, Aodfionn."
- 2014/10/21 01:43:01 - Synbios says, "Mis."
- 2014/10/21 01:43:11 - Synbios says, "Hahahahaha."
- 2014/10/21 01:43:17 - Synbios says, "I have no idea what I just said."
- 2014/10/21 01:43:24 - Anedhel says, "...are you two alright? Did you drink something that tasted
funny?"

Trollolol.

Synbios

@Anedhel: My pseudopods will find you. And when they do...things will happen.

Kayeil

Note: Sneak is our nickname for Seragorn.

Skarash gambols about playfully.

Seragorn scratches his head, looking for an idea.

A soft breeze blows debris into a sticky spiderweb's shiny filaments.

You romp playfully in circles around Seragorn.

You ask Skarash in a silvery, elegant voice, "What costume should Sneak wear?"

Skarash looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Skarash Azon's breath crackles and sparks as he says, "Sluggy!"

Skarash squeals in excitement.

Skarash Azon's breath crackles and sparks as he says, "Actually what costume are out there."

You say in a silvery, elegant voice, "Fairy, Lachesis, Taug, wench, Belladona, zombie, bearded dwarf, dryad, Baalzadeen, Pixie Queen, Zsarachnor, Juliet, Orgoraz, mermaid, Rakia, Oughlor, Vertani, Yudhi, Slith, sailor, humgii, Ulangian death slug, lightning eagle, Ironbeard, triton, Imp Lord, Maim, Romeo, Ugrach, pirate, Death Knight, treekin, and Divine costume."

Seragorn Rousseau says, "Fairy!"

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Skarash Azon's breath crackles and sparks as he says, "Rakia!"

Seragorn Rousseau says, "Actually, I could pull off Romeo."

Seragorn Rousseau says, "That sounded so wrong."

Skarash shakes his head.

Skarash snickers softly to himself.

Seragorn utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You cringe and drop your face into your palms with a shake of your head.

Kresslack

One thing I've always liked about Achaea is the depth and extensiveness of its history, and how it's always progressing. Exhibit A:

[spoiler]You read what is written on a small, metal plaque:

THE LAWS OF THE BLACKROCK HALLS

When I led my people into these halls, I asked each of them for the laws

that would govern our group and be passed down to our heirs. The eight

sanctions that follow are regarded as the laws of the highest order. A

violation of them is regarded as a crime against the Blackrock clan

itself; offenders found guilty of such a crime may be punished in many

forms.

All dwarves answer first and foremost to Lord Phaestus. Their lives must

be dedicated to his laws and teachings.

The bonds of the family must be regarded as sacred. No dwarf shall

undertake any action that might tear a family asunder.

Every dwarf of the Blackrock clan is of equal worth. No dwarf shall

place himself or herself above another.

The safety of the Blackrock clan's land and people must never be

compromised.

The dwarven lands are a gift from Lord Phaestus. Their resources and

wealth must be treated with respect and used to their fullest potential.

The land's treasures must not be squandered.

Evil must never be allowed to triumph over good.

Enslavement of a dwarf must never be tolerated.

No dwarf in the Blackrock clan shall want for food, shelter, or

companionship. Dwarves must care for their own kind, especially the aged

and infirm.

-Gringor Blackrock, Lord of the Undercaves

(chiseled poorly underneath)

Lord Phaestus has turned his back on us, so we no longer follow his

rules.

Hail to Lord Sartan, he who kept us alive.

-Amended by the authority of Gringor Blackrock
[/spoiler]

Asmodron

Kayeil said:

Seragorn Rousseau says, "Actually, I could pull off Romeo."

Seragorn Rousseau says, "That sounded so wrong."

Skarash shakes his head.

Skarash snickers softly to himself.

Seragorn utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You cringe and drop your face into your palms with a shake of your head.

Well someone has to, heavens know him and Juliet arent working out. Have you seen their relationship? Nothing but stiff Hellos and Goodbyes, with maybe a small addition of the words "love" or "dear". It's quite apparent Juliet is having an affair with Vellis. Why do you think he needs all those butterflies? To romance her.

Atalkez

Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Welcome to the rape room."
Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Atalkez, strip for me baby girl."
Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Strip for me."
Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Take off your clothes for me, (censored)."
Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Strip for me you (censored)."
Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Let daddy show you what a real (censored)feels like."

That escalated quickly

Santar

I need an adult.

Kresslack

Atalkez said:

Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Welcome to the rape room."
Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Atalkez, strip for me baby girl."
Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Strip for me."
Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Take off your clothes for me, (censored)."
Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Strip for me you (censored)."
Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord says, "Let daddy show you what a real (censored)feels like."

That escalated quickly

Vaehl

@Talysin‌

Tharvis

Santar said:

I need an adult.

Tibitha

You have recovered balance on all limbs. 4.61s

You bow your head and, in a gesture of righteous indignation, utter a holy curse upon [snip]'s name. A satisfied smile creeps over your face as [snip]'s head is thrown back, screaming in futile defiance as sacred flames engulf his body. The holy inferno dies as quickly as it came, leaving behind only a gruesome, charred reminder of the heretic that once stood there.

 [Tibitha] You killed [snip]

Defeated, [snip] is cast out of the Arena.

Three days of practicing and putting poor citymates through endless attempts, spreadsheets of probability theory (I knew that'd come in use someday) later. I'm so damn stoked.

Cynder

Tibitha said:

You have recovered balance on all limbs. 4.61s

You bow your head and, in a gesture of righteous indignation, utter a holy curse upon [snip]'s name. A satisfied smile creeps over your face as [snip]'s head is thrown back, screaming in futile defiance as sacred flames engulf his body. The holy inferno dies as quickly as it came, leaving behind only a gruesome, charred reminder of the heretic that once stood there.

 [Tibitha] You killed [snip]

Defeated, [snip] is cast out of the Arena.

Three days of practicing and putting poor citymates through endless attempts, spreadsheets of probability theory (I knew that'd come in use someday) later. I'm so damn stoked.

And just think. Knight rework is coming!  

(Good job!)

Florentino

Ulrike says in a booming basso profundo voice, "Stay here."

Ulrike Dracrotalus has lost you.

Ulrike departs to the north, the air sizzling around her.

(Party): You say, "I can handle Damek."

You slip behind Damek, Feranki Magelord and garrote him with your whip.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

Damek, Feranki Magelord crouches and slams his gigantic fists into the ground with a great force. 

The earth beneath you quakes as large stones shoot in the air and rain down, pelting you.

3807h, 4466m, 23290end, 19200wp, ckdb e I G [Damek18510] 73%-

You take a drink from an oaken vial.

The tonic heals and soothes you.

4629h, 4466m, 23290end, 19200wp, ckdb e I G [Damek18510] 73%-

Ulrike rips into Damek, Feranki Magelord with her massive, deadly claws.

Damek, Feranki Magelord snarls viciously.

Damek, Feranki Magelord exclaims, "You will pay for this crime with your life, dragon!"

(Party): You say, "I have shield, sip ring, scales."

4603h, 4466m, 23280end, 19200wp, ckdb e I G [Damek18510] 29%-

Ulrike eats an aurum flake.

You must regain balance first.

4603h, 4466m, 23280end, 19200wp, ckdb e I G [Damek18510] 29%-

You must regain balance first.

4603h, 4466m, 23280end, 19200wp, ckdb e I G [Damek18510] 29%-

You must regain balance first.

4603h, 4466m, 23280end, 19200wp, ckdb e I G [Damek18510] 29%-

You must regain balance first.

4603h, 4466m, 23280end, 19200wp, ckdb e I G [Damek18510] 29%-

You must regain balance first.

4603h, 4466m, 23280end, 19200wp, ckdb e I G [Damek18510] 29%-

Dead?

Snarling with effort, Damek, Feranki Magelord draws deeply on the power of the earth, and huge slabs 

of the wall break free to pulverize you.

Damek, Feranki Magelord mutters an incantation under his breath. The ground beneath you cracks open 

suddenly, and a tentacle formed from hot lava whips out, lacerating and burning you.

You have been slain by Damek, Feranki Magelord.

The corpse of a Vertani guard falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a Vertani guard falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a House Tsez air mage falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a House Tsez air mage falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of Vewig, the Magelord of House Tsez falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a Vertani guard falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of Ayod'nai, Whisperer of the All falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a scimitar-wielding Vertani soldier falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a House Feranki mage falls out of your inventory.



I couldn't handle Damek

Ulrike

Damek's super hit is rough. He usually has that other Feranki mage in there with him, and there's entanglement to worry about as well. It's generally not a good idea to try and tank him even as a dragon unless you're fairly well runed/artied/favoured/whatever. Crithit-and-run!

Florentino

Ulrike said:

Damek's super hit is rough. He usually has that other Feranki mage in there with him, and there's entanglement to worry about as well. It's generally not a good idea to try and tank him even as a dragon unless you're fairly well runed/artied/favoured/whatever. Crithit-and-run!

That must have been the first time ever I got hit with the superhit, then...I had no idea he could do that. Whoops!

Darklyre

Florentino said:

Ulrike said:

Damek's super hit is rough. He usually has that other Feranki mage in there with him, and there's entanglement to worry about as well. It's generally not a good idea to try and tank him even as a dragon unless you're fairly well runed/artied/favoured/whatever. Crithit-and-run!

That must have been the first time ever I got hit with the superhit, then...I had no idea he could do that. Whoops!

No kidding. I thought I was able to handle his regular hits just fine, but then his superhit came out and one-shotted me.