Memorable quotes

Cynder

You know I googled that thinking it was some historical reference.
Then I got it.

Orzaansyn

@Cynder‌

I still do not get it, but you convinced me I should not Google it.

Synbios

@Orzaansyn: I'm going to assume that 'Opee' is just a transliteration of the gaming term 'OP', or 'overpowered'. 

Santar

Guys...

L M N O P

Ok? New subject.

Kerria

Ellemin Opee
L M N     O P (QRX TUV)

Orzaansyn

Kerria said:

Ellemin Opee
L M N     O P (QRX TUV)

Shouldn't it be a "S" after the "R", or is it another subtle joke I do not get?

Synbios

Oh, now I get it.

Atalkez

Message #5274       Sent by Mizik
10/12/7:47 FUCK THESE 5 SCORPIONS.

For some reasons this was the funniest thing tonight. I could just imagine him trying to hunt as a BM with new changes and just getting lolrekt by those scorpions.

Jukilian

Standing here having an interesting discussion and this buffalo walks in and...

A rugged buffalo stands still for a second while a big, smelly load of faeces comes out of his back side.

Florentino

When all else in an event fails...

Iakimen says to a woman clothed in ebony robes in a coarse, nonchalant voice, "Quest."

Vaehl

You tell Blackthorn Iakimen Longshanks, Virid Champion, "Say to woman quest."

4053h 3684m 100%e 77%w XX|EE M 

Iakimen tells you, "Can I trust you."

4053h 3684m 100%e 77%w XX|EE M 

4053h 3684m 100%e 77%w XX|EE M 

Iakimen says to a woman clothed in ebony robes in a coarse, nonchalant voice, "Quest."

Oh also

You reach out with your withered finger and stroke a woman clothed in ebony robes, who screams in 

agony as her flesh withers.

You have scored a CRITICAL hit!

A woman clothed in ebony robes's flesh has withered beyond tolerance and she collapses to the ground 

in a heap of decayed flesh.

You have slain a woman clothed in ebony robes, retrieving the corpse.

A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

3140h 3830m 99%e 79%w XX| M  (-80m, 1.9%)

She didn't drop anything interesting.

Jukilian

I was wondering if you killed her or not. Guess that answers my question!

Would've been kinda cool of they sent all the Kx'Khrah after you.

Klendathu

Before a well-constructed hut.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A regal looking hut stands to the north, and two stone 

guards stand motionlessly on each side of its entrance, poised and ready for action despite their 

inert state. Tall cast-iron torches are planted into the ground beside the statues, lit with bright 

flames erupting from the tips. The exterior of the hut is made from interlocking logs, each encased 

in hard resin, and a lengthy red and blue striped rug runs horizontally before the entrance. Barring 

entry to the home is a thick metallic door, the surface moulded to form several symmetrical 

indentations which bend inward and reflect light away from the hut. Crimson light radiates from a 

golden eye that is outlined on the centre of the door. A runic totem is planted solidly in the 

ground. Commander Xu stands here, surveying the other Xoran with a keen eye. There are 2 xorani 

guardians here.You see exits leading north (closed door) and south.

6599h|90%, 6992m|99%, 99%e, 97%w ex|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:28.098

(gut Xu)

[gut]: You connect to Commander Xu! - WORLD-SHATTERING

You have slain Commander Xu, retrieving the corpse.

A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

6599h|90%, 6982m|99%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:29.504

6745h|92%, 7002m|100%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:29.762(+146h, 2.0%, +20m, 0.3%) 

You bleed 43 health.

6702h|91%, 7002m|100%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:30.099(-43h, 0.6%) 

His eyes burning with hatred, a xorani guardian stares daggers at you.

6702h|91%, 7002m|100%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:30.573

A xorani guardian tilts his gleaming spear and stabs it viciously into your abdomen.

5868h|80%, 7002m|100%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:31.585(-834h, 11.4%) 

[Curing]: CLOT (19.943s)

5868h|80%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:31.908(-40m, 0.6%) 

[OTG]: BALANCE - ALL LIMBS (19.948s)

5868h|80%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:32.197  (get gold)

5868h|80%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:32.202

You pick up 223 gold sovereigns.  (put gold in backpack) (2.715s)

5868h|80%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w ex|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:32.219

[AutoTgt]: TARGET: Guardian.

  (gut Guardian)

Clenching his fists, a xorani guardian glares at you and begins to fume.

5868h|80%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w ex|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:32.407

You put 223 gold sovereigns in a dragonskin pack.

5868h|80%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w ex|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:32.559

[gut]: You connect to a xorani guardian! - OBLITERATING CRITICAL

You have slain a xorani guardian, retrieving the corpse.

A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

5868h|80%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:32.633

5868h|80%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk-[axs]N|S 00:48:32.802

A xorani guardian quickly envenoms the tip of his spear and stabs you with a quick flick of his 

scaley wrist.

Your shield completely absorbs the damage. <<< Love that shield!

You are confused as to the effects of the venom.

Your insomnia has cleared up.

5868h|80%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk[?]-[axs]N|S 00:48:33.121

[Curing]: INSOMNIA

You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.

5868h|80%, 6896m|98%, 99%e, 97%w e|cdbk[?]-[axs]N|S 00:48:33.411(-66m, 0.9%) 

A xorani guardian quickly envenoms the tip of his spear and stabs you with a quick flick of his 

scaley wrist.

Your hearing is suddenly restored.

You are confused as to the effects of the venom.

5390h|73%, 6886m|98%, 99%e, 97%w e|cbk[??]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.104(-478h, 6.5%, -10m, 0.1%) 

[Curing]: OUTR CALAMINE

You remove 1 calamine, bringing the total in the Rift to 528.

5390h|73%, 6886m|98%, 99%e, 97%w e|cbk[??]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.300

[Curing]: EAT CALAMINE

You eat a calamine crystal.

5390h|73%, 6886m|98%, 99%e, 97%w e|cbk[??]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.323

[Curing]: SIP VITALITY

You take a drink from a cedarwood vial.

The tonic heals and soothes you.

6848h|93%, 6886m|98%, 99%e, 97%w e|cbk[??]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.348(+1458h, 19.9%) 

[Curing]: EAT POTASH

You eat a potash crystal.

You feel your health and mana replenished. (23.336s)

7329h|100%, 7002m|100%, 99%e, 97%w e|cbk[??]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.374(+481h, 6.6%, +116m, 1.7%) 

[OTG]: BALANCE - ALL LIMBS (23.341s)

7329h|100%, 7002m|100%, 99%e, 97%w e|cbk[??]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.590  (get gold)

7329h|100%, 7002m|100%, 99%e, 97%w e|cbk[??]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.596

You pick up 225 gold sovereigns.  (put gold in backpack) (2.98s)

7329h|100%, 7002m|100%, 99%e, 97%w ex|cbk[??]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.612(diag)

[Curing]: CLOT

7329h|100%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w ex|cbk[??]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.634(-40m, 0.6%) 

You bleed 68 health.

7261h|99%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w ex|cbk[bld(68) ??]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.651(-68h, 0.9%) 

You are:

blind.

bleeding for 60 health. (currently ignored) (2.709s) (3.996s)

7261h|99%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w x|cbk[bld(60)]-[axs]N|S 00:48:35.829

[OTG]: EQUILIBRIUM

7261h|99%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w x|cbk[bld(60)]-[axs]N|S 00:48:36.629 (0.812s)

7261h|99%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w ex|cbk[bld(60)]-[axs]N|S 00:48:36.642  (gut Guardian)

You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.489s)

7261h|99%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w ex|cbk[bld(60)]-[axs]N|S 00:48:36.813

You put 225 gold sovereigns in a dragonskin pack.

7261h|99%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w ex|cbk[bld(60)]-[axs]N|S 00:48:36.946

[gut]: You connect to a xorani guardian! - ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL

You have slain a xorani guardian, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

7261h|99%, 6962m|99%, 99%e, 97%w e|cbk[bld(60)]-[axs]N|S 00:48:37.022

:whistle:

Vaehl

wtf

Warning: Obscene language.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

My girlfriend was on the verge of leaving me. Who would want to be with

a 2 inch achaean feeder? But once I listened to AYOXELE I saw immediate

results. My dick is now 10 inches SOFT and I'm rocking MHALDOR with the

boys. Thanks Ayoxele

Antidas

Portend claps of thunder snarl across the firmament as the Skylord intones, "Long have I awaited 

your return, coward, for My spear longs to find its rightful place inside You the next time you turn 

your back and flee."

At least now we know how he really feels...

Aktillum

Portend claps of thunder snarl across the firmament as the Skylord intones, "Long have I awaited your return, coward, for My spear longs to find its rightful place inside You the next time you turn your back and flee."

(Order): You say, "Phrasing."

Caoimhaen

I was laughing me head off at that one

Vithincus

 2014/10/13 03:43:45 - Carbine falls to the arrows of Soldier Vithincus Shu'in-

Crescent, Ward of Mastery.

I don't even own a bow. #snipebot

Kerria

Kenway says with a calm, dark Vashnarian accent, "One more time?"

WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE (system echo for my sense of humour)

Please restate.

That went right over my head.

I do not understand.

Interesting...

Your meaning eludes me.

Please try rewording.

One more time?

WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE

Praxides

Kerria said:

Kenway says with a calm, dark Vashnarian accent, "One more time?"

WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE (system echo for my sense of humour)

I have one for when someone dies to the fell shewolf that plays a small clip of the song by the same name. I've never met @Tinuviel, but his deaths to that shewolf always make me laugh.

Ellodin

tinuviel is male?  but tolkien

Caoimhaen

I think the same... but..LOTR she is a beautiful elvish woman who fell in love with a man.

Orzaansyn

Kisharo tells you in Mhaldorian, "Greetings archfiend, Can the Leviathan be harmed by normal attacks?"

You tell Malefic Kisharo in Mhaldorian, "Indeed. If you are fast." 

- 2014/10/13 12:58:37 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:05:50 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:10:22 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:25:06 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:26:35 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:27:37 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:28:26 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:28:44 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:29:31 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:29:55 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:30:44 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:30:56 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:31:17 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:31:36 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:32:13 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:33:53 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:34:48 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

- 2014/10/13 13:37:03 - Screaming with unmitigated rage, the Leviathan flings Kisharo's mangled form into the dominion of the Endbringer.

Cynlael

Nailed it.

Anedhel

She said fast. He died fast. Can't blame a kid for following instructions!

Kross

RELIC STATUS
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the Mindring                        the Ilyrean Tundra

Ilyrean...
Ily-Rean...
I love you...Rean..

o.o

Kerria

Harsk says, "I need more testees for the Arena."

Santar

Kross said:

RELIC STATUS
------------------
the Mindring                        the Ilyrean Tundra

Ilyrean...
Ily-Rean...
I love you...Rean..

o.o

Ask Profit to go get it for you.

Atalkez

Keldrik folds one arm across his chest with gravitas, bowing till his nose touches the ground.

You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "What was
that bow."
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "Lol."
Cresil tells you, "What bow."
Ayoxele tells you, "Ur cured right."
You tell Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord, "Ya."
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "Keldrik bow.
"
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "When he
came in room."
Cresil tells you, "Lol wow."
Cresil tells you, "Yeah."
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "Rofl."
Cresil tells you, "Long ass nose."
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "Ikr."
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "Pinnochio
over here."

I laughed for like 10min on this one

Asmodron

Atalkez said:

Keldrik folds one arm across his chest with gravitas, bowing till his nose touches the ground.

You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "What was
that bow."
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "Lol."
Cresil tells you, "What bow."
Ayoxele tells you, "Ur cured right."
You tell Deacon Ayoxele, the Underlord, "Ya."
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "Keldrik bow.
"
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "When he
came in room."
Cresil tells you, "Lol wow."
Cresil tells you, "Yeah."
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "Rofl."
Cresil tells you, "Long ass nose."
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "Ikr."
You tell Naga Cresil Aristata, Unholy Spectre, "Pinnochio
over here."

I laughed for like 10min on this one

I admit I googled gravitas.

p.s: Ayoxele must learn the significance of commas.