Memorable quotes

Talysin

Amarillys said:

Talysin said:

(The Cool Kids)

There's a cool kids clique? I feel like high school all over again. I think I need some icecream to handle this news...

Amarillys

Talysin said:

Nooooooooooooo!  

Tharvis

Amarillys said:

Talysin said:

Nooooooooooooo!  

Do what I used to do, fart on their food.

Asmodron

Where's that wtf button. It's needed for the above pronto!

The images in my head are scarring.

Halios

MHALDOR NEWS #1412                                      (11/13/2004 at 03:36)  

From   : Sir Cooper Ikari, Knight of Mhaldor

To     : Everyone

Subject: Egghunt

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Greetings, Mhaldor

As many of you know a World Wide Egghunt was held last month, during

late Glacian. Mhaldor fought well and bravely versus the other cities,

and the cityless people. While everyone did quite well, there were a few

exceptional leaders, fighters, and egghunters. I took a citywide poll to

get peoples feelings on who was Mhaldor's "Most Valuable Egghunt

Participant", and these were the results.

With one vote, Droch Diego Aristata was nominated because of his genius

idea to hide our eggs in the Refuge of the Apostates! Without this

brilliant idea, it is quite possible that we would not have had a

chance. Thank you, Diego.

Also with one vote, was Glyc Van Helsing. Through his prowess in combat

and his vibes, we were able to kill many groups that we would have

otherwise not been able to. Glyc also sent portals to everyone, enabling

them to fight for our great city! The city of Mhaldor appreciates your

hard work, Glyc!

The last, but not least, person who only got one vote - Loopy Lupercus,

a relatively new citizen of Mhaldor, yet a very brave one indeed. When

Ryukishi and his group were choking people in the Northern Wildernees,

Lupercus was not afraid to stand his ground, and to even fight the

entire group at once! A job well done, Lupercus.

With seven votes each, there was a tie between myself, Sir Cooper Ikari,

and Shadow Halios Drakor, The Black Death. I was nominated because I

provided excellent moral support to our fighters, collecting many eggs

before the PK started, being one of the top fighters, and likely the

most important thing - getting people to join the Egghunt, and keeping

everyone involved.

But...the real man of the Egghunt was Halios! He led nearly every PK

group, killing people right and left, showing spectacular leadership

overall. He also collected many eggs from the corpses of his victims,

and got the eggs to where they needed to be. He kept everyone's spirits

up, urging them to run about killing people and snatching eggs. Without

Halios, we would not have done nearly as well as we did. That is why,

for all these reasons and more, Halios is Mhaldor's "Most Valuable

Egghunt Participant"!

As to everyone else who participated - everyone did a great job, and

thank you for participating. If you have strategies that you would like

to see in the next Egghunt, speak with Lord Diego or myself. Any further

thoughts on this subject should be sent directly to me, through tells or

messages.

Great job, Mhaldor!

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had this messaged to me b/c someone must've been going through old news
 
Fear me, for I am Mhaldor's 'Most Valuable Egghunt Participant' -rofl-

Rangor

Stole from skype. To good not to be posted. @rom

Iakimen's voice burns with heat as he tells you, "Do you have a buffer btw."

You tell Blackthorn Iakimen Longshanks, Virid Champion, "No."

Iakimen's voice burns with heat as he tells you, "Don't do a Hasar."

A mhun guard has been slain by Mirania.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 99.

You have reached the illustrious level of Greater Dragon.

You have been slain by Kross.

You writhe in pain as you fall to level 98.

You have slain Kross.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 99.

You have reached the illustrious level of Greater Dragon.

You have been slain by Fendrel.

You writhe in pain as you fall to level 98.

You have slain Taraus.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 99.

You have reached the illustrious level of Greater Dragon.

You have been slain by Katalyst.

Steam hisses from a glowing metal tank radiating waves of heat in thick streams.

You writhe in pain as you fall to level 98.

HIT ---UNTARGETTED--- SOUTHWEST

You have slain Katalyst.

(rom): Your max health increased by 47h/0% to 5012.

(rom): Your max mana increased by 41m/0% to 4359. <- no congratulations on this one

You have been slain by Seragorn.

You writhe in pain as you fall to level 98.

You have slain Andraste.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 99.

You have reached the illustrious level of Greater Dragon.

Halios

And that is why I bashed a 10% buffer once I got dragon.

Aktillum

You tell Arcturus D'Aud'tore, "How long do elections take to open."

4515h, 4200m, 20400e, 18900w cexkdb-

Arcturus tells you, "36-48 hours?"

4515h, 4200m, 20400e, 18900w cexkdb-

(Cij) Election #429741 has just opened for voting.

Impeccable timing.

Cynlael

Casually checking logs...

2014/09/29 18:41:25 - Unbound credits: -10. Credit sale purchase by Mizik at 2500 each. 4690 credits remain for sale.

Holy f-

Mishgul

I have been 99 and 1-7% for as long as i remember

Cynder

So I went Infernal this morning and gotta say I love it..

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vivisect talysin
Drawing on the power of undeath, you wreathe your hand in black, crackling energy. With a diabolical 
laugh, you stiffen your hand and slowly run it down Talysin's chest, splitting it open as you do so. 
With an expert touch, you rip apart his innards, causing a maximum of horrifying pain, and, enjoying 
the spectacle of Talysin writhing and screaming in agony, you rip out his sternum and drive it 
through his splayed body, pinning him to the ground to die.
The puppet of you (made by Talysin) no longer exists.
You have slain Talysin.

This happened twice!
Theeeen he got me back.

Was a lot of fun though (even though I was fucking terrible at keeping blade venomed and using necromancy)
I also got to see a show while I was dying to  Voyria!

Never lose dat mojo @Talysin

Kyttin

@Shunsui tells you, "I'm going to do a couple runs of Prin, do you want some free experience?"
You tell Activist Shunsui Azon, "I can't I've got some vials to finish for Lisbethae and then I'm
probably leaving afterwards. Otherwise I totally would."
Shunsui's voice burns with heat as he tells you, "Mmkay."
You tell Activist Shunsui Azon, "But thank you sweet cheeks!"
Shunsui's voice burns with heat as he tells you, "Sweet cheeks?"
You tell Activist Shunsui Azon, "You're a dragon, your cheeks would taste good roasted over a fire with little pieces of apple in them. So, Sweet cheeks!"
Shunsui's voice burns with heat as he tells you, "...next time I die in a raid, grab my corpse so we
can test that. I'm curious now."
You tell Activist Shunsui Azon, "Will do."
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I don't even know where that came from. I need more coffee.

Shunsui

A bashful fawn comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

A potash crystal comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

A llama cria comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

An inquisitive bear cub comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

A frisky goat kid comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

A storm bull comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

H: 4017 (100%), M: 4320 (100%) 20600w, 19085e 28.1% ex|dbk- 13:28:49.099 gametarget[]

Signs that @Havyn has left the building.

Tibitha

Tesha said:

(Targossas): Melvin, the Pavilion promoter says, "I hope you are all coming to my little soiree, it's very soon now!"

(Targossas): @Micaelis says, "@Halos wished for me to convey his apologies for being unable to attend. It seems he has a date with a quite wonderfully dressed fellow at the same time. Hope that's alright, Melvin."

Screams of rage echo across Veils End, followed by the ominous tinkling of breaking glass.

(Targossas): Micaelis says, "Woops."

Kross

Tibitha said:

Tesha said:

(Targossas): Melvin, the Pavilion promoter says, "I hope you are all coming to my little soiree, it's very soon now!"

(Targossas): @Micaelis says, "@Halos wished for me to convey his apologies for being unable to attend. It seems he has a date with a quite wonderfully dressed fellow at the same time. Hope that's alright, Melvin."

Screams of rage echo across Veils End, followed by the ominous tinkling of breaking glass.

(Targossas): Micaelis says, "Woops."

Considering your skill, I'd honestly like to see what you could do with @Daeir's roleplay log of the Targ Guard being memoralized. Could make for a pretty great scene.

Tharvis

2014/09/30 12:08:33 - Credits: +60. Reason: Citizen purchase.

O.O

Jacen

Tharvis said:

2014/09/30 12:08:33 - Credits: +60. Reason: Citizen purchase.

O.O

I am praying that someone bought a veil.

Asmodron

Tharvis said:

2014/09/30 12:08:33 - Credits: +60. Reason: Citizen purchase.

O.O

Time to make a new bff!

Lauria

Anedhel says in a clear voice, "If I may?"
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Havyn nods her head at Anedhel.
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Deepest Stygian night steals over the land as the symbolic hourglass
empties and turns, ready to begin a new day.
It is now the 7th of Glacian, 665 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

You have emoted: Lauria coughs quietly, the sounds suspiciously similar to that of laugher.
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Anedhel says in a clear voice, "Given that the point of the Festival is to reaffirm our service to, our Faith in, and our place in relation to the Bloodsworn, it is probably a good idea to center your efforts around one of those three aspects of our lives."
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A great weight seems to have been lifted from Carmell.
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Carmell takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her body.
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Anedhel seems quite oblivious to a quite fetching ink moustache drawn on his face, curly tips and all.
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A great weight seems to have been lifted from Havyn.
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Havyn takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on her body.
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Havyn says in a silvery voice, "Face painting is apropriate."
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You have emoted: Lauria coughs several times, cheeks red from attempting not to laugh.
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Anedhel says seriously in a clear voice, "Attempt to center your efforts around either a tangible contribution to Their City's efficient running, or around building an identity and functioning mentality for yourself and those you call Citymates, in Their service."
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A great weight seems to have been lifted from Siduri.
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Siduri takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on her body.
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Havyn winks conspiratorially at Tibitha.
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(The Unburnt): Shunsui says, "Screw you anedhel, stop pushing your religious beliefs on what events I run."
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Zagan utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
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In the crystal-clear night sky, the stars twinkle and glow brightly.
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Anedhel says in a clear voice, "...why're you all laughing?"
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Goggo sighs and slumps slightly.
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Goggo lowers his head and mumbles to himself.
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A look of outrage fills the face of Goggo.
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Tibitha presses her lips tightly together.
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You laughingly whisper to Anedhel in a silvery voice, "Mister Anedhel... you're still wearing that moustache... and the blanket..."
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(The Unburnt): Goggo says, "Wow im down to 51 devotion alredy =(."
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Anedhel's face changes as realization dawns, and he hastily moves a hand to try and scrub the ink away.
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You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.
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Cynders has stopped her own heart, killing herself instantly in The Colosseum Diabolus.
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Anedhel says quickly in a clear voice, "Oh, hell."
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Havyn covers her mouth, trying to hide a quiet giggle.
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Lauria

^ never seen the Dawnlord laugh until then. but all in all, best City meeting in Targossas I'd been to so far!  

Cyla

You have been appointed to the position of Senator Palpatine of the clan The Lab.

Best clan evar @Datrius.

Edit:
Datrius tells you, "Oh and you forgot to freaking include the purpose of the clan and the invites to join you rtard."

It's a fun geeky clan for discussing video games, anime, manga, movies, and the such.

Daslin

Saeva tells you in Mhaldorian, "Jaomsam swyendray holding fault. reside zonatroparn orphan free based. besides failure defeated 15 strongly fog guidance he here teaming 75 warlocks. wide phengst  playing keeping letter."

It would seem that @Saeva wants some free based orphans.

Chiam

So, I logged in and saw Carmain's name dying 6x simultaneously on deathsight logs.

(clan): Hasar says, "Carmain why do you keep dying."
(clan): Carmain says, "I was going for a walk."
(clan): Carmain says, "And i saw a coin."
(clan): Carmain says, "I was like shit money."
(clan): Carmain says, "So i went to pick it up but it was glued to the ground."
(clan): Carmain says, "And then the whole of targ fucked me in the butt."

Kayeil

Today is the 9th of Sarapin, 666 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire. 

Clearly the year of @Sartan‌. Mhaldorians are slacking, where's the festival in His honour?

Melodie

I was exceptionally tempted to put off the wedding until this IC year, but eventually my desire to move on got the better of me.

Time to create something else crazy to do instead!

Kenway

Someone must be fucking with me I swear. This is so distracting seeing the first two on CT. And Aeden always made me doubletake when he walked by.

Aeyden (male Mhun).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 8th of Sarapin, 648 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Citizen in Cyrene.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Volunteer Aaiden (male Atavian).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 15th of Scarlatan, 647 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 1886th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Citizen in Cyrene.

He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.

He is a Volunteer of the Vashnars in the Vashnarian Shield.

His motto: 'No Game, No Life!'

  

Blade Prefect Aeden, Sentry of Mhaldor (male Rajamala).

His date of birth is hidden by the sand of Aeon.

He is ranked 183rd in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a member of the Ivory Mark.

He is a Troni in Mhaldor.

He is a Soldier of the Truths in the army of Mhaldor.

He is considered to be approximately 170% of your might.

He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

His motto: 'If I look back, I am lost.'

See HONOURS DEEDS AEDEN to view his 2 special honours.

For those of you wondering why this might confuse me HONOURS AIDAN comes up with:

Aidan (male Human)
He is 19 years old, having been born on the 27th of April, 1995 years after the start of the common era.
He is a Citizen in the USA
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He is you.

Caoimhaen

You forgot @Aedin in Targossas. :P

Herenicus

 

@Dethea tells you, "//I should leave now, before I'm tempted."

Kinilan

Quoting myself, deal with it.

You say, "WAVECALL!"
7751h, 7246m, 34233e, 29350w cexkdb-
You clench Stormfist tightly, and then let your fingers explode outwards,
propelling Fitz, Hirst, Jarrod, Sybilla, and Taraus out of the room with blasts
of deep ocean water.
Fitz is blasted out of the room to the down by the wave of water.
Jarrod is blasted out of the room to the down by the wave of water.
7751h, 7246m, 34233e, 29350w cxkdb-west

Iocun

Cynlael said:

Well. Minus the 'lol' parts. But the rest is basically word for word.

NamelessCyrenian says, "Damn limbcounter says 10, not 11."  <-- Actual quote.

Unless things have changed massively since I last played, I dare you to find any arena staging ground in any of the cities (yes, including Mhaldor) where you don't regularly hear stuff like that.

I have been guilty of it plenty of times as well. Certainly not proud of it though.