Memorable quotes

Shirszae · January 2014

Mannimar said:

The light snow continues, lightly coating you with snowflakes.

You feel the temperature around you to be about 88 F (31 C). A steady wind whistles past your ears. Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white.

umm... okay then!

Specially amusing in Tapoa, where you get room emotes about the heat causing distortions in your vision and such.

Kyrra · January 2014

@Wysteria the difference is Lupus is technically gone. The Order was dissolved and all the shrines are gone. Artemis I just assumed was recovering from her injuries.

Wysteria · January 2014

Kyrra said:

@Wysteria the difference is Lupus is technically gone. The Order was dissolved and all the shrines are gone. Artemis I just assumed was recovering from her injuries.

I thought He was in a coma though? Granted it would at least explain the dream we have of Him and Lady Selene. And yes, Artemis is doing the whole recuperation thing now too.

Makarios · January 2014

Shh, first rule of the weather system is we don't talk about the weather system.

Alrena · January 2014

Katzchen said:

Mithridates said:

- 2014/01/19 00:35:07 - Hasar has died to the holy power of a shrine of Artemis.
- 2014/01/19 00:35:12 - Zii has died to the holy power of a shrine of Artemis.
- 2014/01/19 00:35:12 - Alcinae has died to the holy power of a shrine of Artemis.
- 2014/01/19 00:35:12 - Rakon has died to the holy power of a shrine of Artemis.
- 2014/01/19 00:35:12 - Xer has died to the holy power of a shrine of Artemis.
- 2014/01/19 00:35:12 - Nocroth has died to the holy power of a shrine of Artemis.
- 2014/01/19 00:35:13 - Alrena dies, her defences no match for the relentless might of Father Xer
Savril, Harbinger of Slaughter.
- 2014/01/19 00:35:22 - Dontarion has died to the holy power of a shrine of Artemis.
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- 2014/01/19 00:35:22 - Kuy has died to the holy power of a shrine of Artemis.

Hasar, Alcinae, Nocroth, possibly Zii, probably Kuy = don't have wings for a start.

Aww, I shouldn't have forgotten Silence vibe. Still, a pretty good suicide action, even if I technically only bursted. Half the people who died were too busy killing me rather than fleeing!

http://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/7701096a

Mithridates · January 2014

Should have kept mass down and got yanked as soon as you embedded focus.

Alrena · January 2014

Mithridates said:

Should have kept mass down and got yanked as soon as you embedded focus.

That too. It went quite well, but I did not think about my survival. Darn Martyr complex. At least I walked away with half a dozen bodies and just bursted.

Mithridates · January 2014

Yeah it wasn't bad, but I always make sure that there's some kind of escape route now when I drop retardation on groups.

Kyrra · January 2014

Wysteria said:

Kyrra said:

@Wysteria the difference is Lupus is technically gone. The Order was dissolved and all the shrines are gone. Artemis I just assumed was recovering from her injuries.

I thought He was in a coma though? Granted it would at least explain the dream we have of Him and Lady Selene. And yes, Artemis is doing the whole recuperation thing now too.

I think it's for some future event thing. He's been reduced to a denizen though, and all that is left is His temple.

Florentino · January 2014

looks like @Kuy learned a hard lesson there about phase/blackwind/astralform not stopping worldburn damage!

Kuy · January 2014

Florentino said:
looks like @Kuy learned a hard lesson there about phase/blackwind/astralform not stopping worldburn damage!

I also learned that I love Soulcage and being able to ink my own starbursts now!

*sings* This world is on fiiiiirrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Feral · January 2014

Micositu appears from out of nowhere.
Micositu leaps from the shadows and plunges a dagger into Dalran's back!

Micositu says, "Dalran was trying to rob this young disciple."
Micositu says, "I couldn't let that happen."

You realise that Micositu has just tried to hypnotise you!
You realise that Bonko has just tried to hypnotise you!

Bonko Bayt al-Azhan, the Prince of Thieves says, "God, he's poor."

-----

Serves me right for copping the 23 page monstrosity that is the THE APPELLANT'S HANDBOOK OF TARGOSSAS into an external text editor to read.

Thanks for the warm welcome back! I will try to carry more loose change for you next time.

P.S. Feral does have piles and piles of dust if you are interested.

Santar · January 2014

People actually read that?

Kyrra · January 2014

Santar said:

People actually read that?

I did.

Santar · January 2014

You feel the temperature around you to be about 74 F (23 C). A steady wind

whistles past your ears. Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world

white.

...what?

Trevize · January 2014

Santar said:

You feel the temperature around you to be about 74 F (23 C). A steady wind
whistles past your ears. Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world
white.

...what?

Magic.

Trevize · January 2014

(House Newcomers): Singed is a new Alchemist of Hashan.

How appropriate.

Tahquil · January 2014

... Isn't the handbook only 9 pages?

Feral · January 2014

Tahquil said:

... Isn't the handbook only 9 pages?

In game it is 13 "pages", copied out with a font size of 8 it came out to 23 pages, but part of that is due to the line breaks the game added. It is 8584 words.

More than long enough for a few serpents to have their fun.

Silas · January 2014

Trevize said:

(House Newcomers): Singed is a new Alchemist of Hashan.

How appropriate.

Mix, mix, swirl, mix.

Alynna · January 2014

Daemonic howls precede the appearance of the Malevolent One.

"Oooooooooh!" Taraza says, eyes wide with wonder.

- Taraza: Ain't scared of no thang.

Taraza · January 2014

Alynna said:

Daemonic howls precede the appearance of the Malevolent One.

"Oooooooooh!" Taraza says, eyes wide with wonder.

- Taraza: Ain't scared of no thang.

It's true

Rakon · January 2014

I gave Dontarion the finger. The damn traitor.

falcon deliver finger to dontarion

You attach a severed finger carefully to your falcon's leg and order it to deliver the item safely to Dontarion.

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A red-eyed black falcon spreads its wings and departs.

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You sense that your falcon has successfully delivered a severed finger to Dontarion.

Niraaeth · January 2014

Whoever knows him will understand.

Mithridates says in a resonant, croaking voice, "I won't stink at the wedding,
promise."

Jurixe · January 2014

Because I love teasing @Hasar:

Sartan begins to wield the Blade of Perdition in His left hand.

The jagged edge of the Blade of Perdition looms overhead as the Malevolent One brings the blade to

bear.

Hasar ceases to wield a sinister staff with a strange orb in his left hand.

Hasar begins to wield a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right hand.

Hasar begins to wield a sinister staff with a strange orb in his left hand.

The ground cleaves apart as Sartan disappears into a wall of roiling flames and daemonic screeching.

(clan): You say, "What were you doing at the end there Hasar."

(clan): You say, "Trying to compare guns?!"

(clan): Xer says, "Trying to relax starburst."

(clan): Hasar says, "Force of habit."

(clan): Xer says, "Like me."

(clan): Xer says, "Tha too."

(clan): Xer says, "I always do this."

Xer ceases to wield an obsidian dagger in his left hand.

Xer begins to wield a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right hand.

(clan): Hasar says, "She was referring to my unwield/wield noob."

(clan): Hasar says, "Fking scrub."

(clan): Xer says, "I KNOW NOOB."

(clan): Xer says, "AND I ALMOST CTED THAT FUUU."

(clan): You say, "I had an image of Sartan wielding this huge sword."

(clan): You say, "And next to him Hasar's like."

(clan): Hasar says, "I went "oh shit": as he wielded the blade of death."

(clan): You say, "Showing off this pointy toothpick."

(clan): Hasar says, "SIZE ISNT EVERYRTHING."

(clan): Xer says, ":D."

(clan): Hasar says, "CAPTAIN TEEMO ON DUTY."

Sinrah · January 2014

"Schrodinger has been slain by misadventure"

Averi · January 2014

oops. wrong thread

Santar · January 2014

So I'm sitting somewhere just chilling in Targossas, when I get this tell:

Balkin tells you, "I have to wonder what you're waiting on."

So like: K, I took a contract on this dude like last week and I haven't been paying attention to it.

You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out

the presence of Balkin.

Though too far away to accurately perceive details, you see that Balkin is in

the Central Wilderness.

Guess I'll go kill him.

North of New Thera (road).

Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. A polished wooden

sign is nailed to a small tree here. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a

wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. A letter composed of translucent green

paper folded into a sword lies forgotten here. A sigil in the shape of a small,

rectangular monolith is on the ground. Mystic Balkin is here, shrouded.

Caoimhaen is here.

You see exits leading north, southeast, south, southwest, and northwest.

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There is no exit to block that way.

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Lunging forward with long, flashing claws extended, you tear into the flesh of

Balkin's right leg.

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Balkin takes a drink from a snow blossom vial.

6964h, 6964m, 34172e, 30510w cekdb-11:02:19:421

Drawing an enormous breath, you exhale, expelling a gale of wind with such force

that Balkin is knocked over.

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Balkin stands up.

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Balkin climbs onto a chimera.

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You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.

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----------------------EQUILIBRIUM-----------------------

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Caoimhaen gives you the once over.

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------------------------BALANCE------------------------

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Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Rebounding Stripped!-

Lunging forward with long, flashing claws extended, you tear into the flesh of

Balkin's right leg.

6964h, 6864m, 34072e, 30430w cekdb-11:02:21:685

Drawing an enormous breath, you exhale, expelling a gale of wind with such force

that Balkin is knocked over.

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You take a long drag off your pipe.

6964h, 6764m, 33992e, 30350w ckdb-Puffs left = 711:02:21:799

Balkin is now one of your enemies.

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Balkin stands up.

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Healthleech Gained!+

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You eat a piece of kelp.

Healthleech Cured!-

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You remove 1 kelp, bringing the total in the Rift to 1565.

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Epilepsy Gained!+

Stupidity Gained!+

Dizziness Gained!+

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