Memorable quotes

Kross

At great distance, Lupine Kindred Allene Ashaela, Cyrenian Enchantress yells, "... fidiskla Charybdis, I ... Clementius!"

 

Why you pull heart strings?

Kinilan

Kross said:

At great distance, Lupine Kindred Allene Ashaela, Cyrenian Enchantress yells, "... fidiskla Charybdis, I ... Clementius!"

 

Why you pull heart strings?

Don't post fake logs to push your filthy Nerai agenda!

At great distance, Lupine Kindred Allene Ashaela, Cyrenian Enchantress yells, "... dislike Charybdis, ... guildmates ...

Jiraishin

This poem would have been perfect if the bolded was added to its title.

POETRY NEWS #4587                                       (01/15/2014 at 19:45)  
From   : Inceptor Ahmet, Student of the Arcane
To     : Everyone
Subject: The Scribe That People Always Blame For Their Typos
                                                                               

I feel my slavery coming to an end.
My mind has grown dull in my time here.
They carve their blades into me,
Hold me against the grindstone.
The pain keeps my mind sharp,
But I fear that I cannot take much more.
My mind shall not last much longer,
And I shall be cast aside.

I do his bidding.
I do the bidding of all of my masters.
I have had countless masters, over the years.
I have started wars.
I have ended wares.
I have soothed the savage beast,
And I have angered peaceful Gods.
I have conned. I have deceived. I have stolen.
I have given and I have saved.
I have killed countless thousands,
I alone having writ their execution,
All at the whims of my masters.
I am so lonely now, after all this time.
I used to live on a floating island,
Alongside thousands of my kin.

But I was stolen.
We were stolen.
Locked away in the dark,
Locked away for so long.
They started taking us,
One by one the masters came,
Stealing us, one by one.
Until my day came.

I saw several of them over the years,
Their minds as dull as mine.
I saw how they were treated,
Once they were no longer able to function,
Disposed of, like they were nothing.
I can still hear their screams.
I've been here, cold, wet, dark,
For so long now, my time has come.
My mind is so dull now,
I can no longer relay information for my newest master.
I go without fear, for my days are at an end,
As the scribe of a mad playwright.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Miraman,in the year 645 AF.

Marax

Kirstin said:

Oh my god.

Small trail off the main highway (road).

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.  Ottis, a travelling merchant is here.

You see exits leading east and west.

3482h, 3483m, 4154e, 14090w cexkdb-41.0%- 08:55:02:226ex ottis

He is a tiger-like rajamala and is utterly lost and confused.

He is wearing:

 a Stygian pendant,

 wolverine's claws,

 a set of mithril spurs,

 a dragonskin pack,

 a Lasallian lyre,

 a trader's satchel,

 a wyvernskin pack,

 an aural earring through his left ear,

 an Ekanelian Jewel,

 chitin greaves,

 a dragonskin quiver,

 a glittering fishscale tunic,

 a Brooch of the Tempest,

 Terrin'ukia's Monocle,

 a deathmask,

 Robes of the Magi,

 an Aldar Diadem,

 an Anklet of Dashing,

 Prospero's Greater Vault,

 Ethereal Boots,

 a serpentine keyring,

 Bracers of Frost,

 Anake's Hood,

 goggles of whitesight,

 a wyrmskin pack,

 spiked knuckles,

 a Girdle of Aegis,

 a Circlet of the Will,

 a pair of Logosian Gauntlets,

 a mask of lifevision,

 an Intellect Crown,

 a Collar of Agatheis,

 an Armband of Celerity,

 a Shadowcloak,

 a luxurious black top hat,

 a Scorpion's Tail,

 a Sash of Caymus,

 a buckawn's amulet,

 a shackle of Garash,

 a bracelet of sustenance, and

 a Veil of the Sphinx

His face has been decorated with yellow warpaint in a  design.

Didn't ever look at him...but now I feel like I should have interacted so some disguised God would've given me a Lyre

Siduri

It's a player.

Marax

Oh...well @Ottis, share the love

Nocroth

You declare Briareus to be a formal enemy of the Blood Congregation.

You declare Briareus to be a formal enemy of the Divine Order of Sartan, the Malevolent.

Briareus tells you, "Ohh I am afraid now."

Briareus tells you, "I no sleep more, buaaaaa."

You tell Briareus, Aspirant of Galadriel, "I care not for your feelings, feigned or otherwise."

Briareus tells you, "Ohhhh, help me help me."

Briareus tells you, "If no care wit my ffelings why answewr , idiot."

Briareus tells you, "I ohh excuse, I see now your name is no crop."

Briareus tells you, "And check your enemies first, I was already in list, no crop."

Briareus tells you, "Have one rank ? put in the list again raise my ranking ? no crop."

Get this man to a newsroom, stat.

Rakon

Nocroth said:

You declare Briareus to be a formal enemy of the Blood Congregation.

You declare Briareus to be a formal enemy of the Divine Order of Sartan, the Malevolent.

Briareus tells you, "Ohh I am afraid now."

Briareus tells you, "I no sleep more, buaaaaa."

You tell Briareus, Aspirant of Galadriel, "I care not for your feelings, feigned or otherwise."

Briareus tells you, "Ohhhh, help me help me."

Briareus tells you, "If no care wit my ffelings why answewr , idiot."

Briareus tells you, "I ohh excuse, I see now your name is no crop."

Briareus tells you, "And check your enemies first, I was already in list, no crop."

Briareus tells you, "Have one rank ? put in the list again raise my ranking ? no crop."

Get this man to a newsroom, stat.

Piggy backing on that:

Briareus tells you, "And Mhaldor can ill me and kill me, and the end
I am immortal."

Triak

Is it trying to say no crap?

Rakon

Double U Tee EEF post

Rakon

TRIPLE post. I am old school bard with Triple jab.

Cooper

Still a better love story than Twilight

Florentino

An Eleusian contributes to the battle:

You prick Yae twice in rapid succession with your dirk.

Yae takes a drink from a silver vial.

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Dryeck shuffles some cards with the image of the Hanged Man out of his deck.

Dryeck rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.

Dryeck hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you. As it 

reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering 

you.

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Yae's powerful chest expands as she takes a mighty breath, loosing a shrill 

volley of acid-infused vapour into the air.

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Your legs are tangled in a mass of rope and you cannot move.

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

two-part joke:

Mephaos tells you, "If you are going to attack people, have the nerve to stick 

around and fight, don't run like you have a pussy."

Fitz

Florentino said:

An Eleusian contributes to the battle:

You prick Yae twice in rapid succession with your dirk.

Yae takes a drink from a silver vial.

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Dryeck shuffles some cards with the image of the Hanged Man out of his deck.

Dryeck rubs his fingers briskly on a Tarot card.

Dryeck hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you. As it 

reaches you, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering 

you.

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Yae's powerful chest expands as she takes a mighty breath, loosing a shrill 

volley of acid-infused vapour into the air.

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

Your legs are tangled in a mass of rope and you cannot move.

Azuros tickles you mercilessly!

two-part joke:

Mephaos tells you, "If you are going to attack people, have the nerve to stick 

around and fight, don't run like you have a pussy."

Not an issue threat, this log is a lie. @Florentino's a big fat phony.

Kazu

Cynlael

Florentino said:

Mephaos tells you, "If you are going to attack people, have the nerve to stick 

around and fight, don't run like you have a pussy."

It's hard to tell if he's insulting you or not, since all the females put up better fights than he does anyway.

Xer

Yeah, Briareus pretty much behaved exactly the same way to me. Was hilarious. Was contemplating killing him multiple times over but I had work (and League) to take care of. 

Wysteria

Cynlael said:

Florentino said:

Mephaos tells you, "If you are going to attack people, have the nerve to stick 

around and fight, don't run like you have a pussy."

It's hard to tell if he's insulting you or not, since all the females put up better fights than he does anyway.

But I thought there were no such things as girls on the interwebz?

Orzaansyn

Marax said:

Self-immolation...very Mhaldorian, but more Ebon Fist. Diggin' it.

Exactly. That reminds me Mhaldor news #3044:

Orzaansyn whispers in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "I have sinned and my sins are always before Thee, let my sins be burnt as my flesh. Purge me of my weakness, O Lord, according to Thy will, as the flames purifies my soul." 

Orzaansyn dies screaming under the assault of Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery's fire and flame. 

The soul of Orzaansyn whispers in Mhaldorian in a cold, monotone voice, "Amen." 

Apostle Milenka Aristata, Sartai Magister says in Mhaldorian, "Amen." 

Florentino rattles: Amen. 

You rattle: Amen. 

Milenka begins chopping away at the neck of the corpse of Orzaansyn with a gleaming scimitar. 

Milenka finishes decapitating the corpse of Orzaansyn, leaving only a pool of blood where the head had been.

Aepas

Nocroth said:

You declare Briareus to be a formal enemy of the Blood Congregation.

You declare Briareus to be a formal enemy of the Divine Order of Sartan, the Malevolent.

Briareus tells you, "Ohh I am afraid now."

Briareus tells you, "I no sleep more, buaaaaa."

You tell Briareus, Aspirant of Galadriel, "I care not for your feelings, feigned or otherwise."

Briareus tells you, "Ohhhh, help me help me."

Briareus tells you, "If no care wit my ffelings why answewr , idiot."

Briareus tells you, "I ohh excuse, I see now your name is no crop."

Briareus tells you, "And check your enemies first, I was already in list, no crop."

Briareus tells you, "Have one rank ? put in the list again raise my ranking ? no crop."

Get this man to a newsroom, stat.

I've had to deal with this more than I care to admit. Anyone else ever have these problems? I've never made it high enough on an alt to have leader powers.. so I have to wonder if this is more of a mhaldorian specific thing.

Skye

Florentino said:

Mephaos tells you, "If you are going to attack people, have the nerve to stick 

around and fight, don't run like you have a pussy."

I think I was there for this. Was standing on clouds and after you ran off clouds he yelled at you to come back and fight as though you could hear him >_>

Turoi

A new character named Mrspooner has been created.

Bonko

You tell Jurixe S. Nithilar, "Noooooooo, Serenaaaaa. No, it can't be. Don't worry darling, I won't 

let it end this way. I won't let them take away your future. I must sacrifice my kingdom if we are 

to regain our peace."

Jurixe tells you in Mhaldorian, "OOC: I love you but I have no idea what that was."

You tell Jurixe S. Nithilar, "How do u not know sailor mooooooon."

Jurixe tells you in Mhaldorian, "OOC: I never really watched that one <_< or Dragonball either."

You tell Jurixe S. Nithilar, "Ohmygod."

You tell Jurixe S. Nithilar, "SAILOR MOOOOOOON."

A silvery voice whispers in your ear, "You mentioned Moon, Bonko? I swear one day I will deposit you 

before the feet of your God and suggest They demand a refund."

A massive gatehouse (indoors).

This enormous gatehouse is carved directly into the side of the mountain. Jagged stone walls reflect 

what little light is projected from the torches set between each archer slit. Racks holding weapons 

and several large, stone shelves filled with arrows line the eastern side of the room. Broken, 

discarded weapons are strewn across the floor, as though they were tossed there with great haste. A 

runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith 

is on the ground. There are 5 infernal wraiths here. An obsidian eye sigil is here. Covered in 

gleaming armour, a proud stallion is here pawing at the ground.

You see a single exit leading west.

You tell Jurixe S. Nithilar, "Omg lol."

You tell Jurixe S. Nithilar, "Ourania was listening to those tells about the moon."

You tell Jurixe S. Nithilar, "Omg its a tv show ourania."

You tell Jurixe S. Nithilar, "Pls dont zap me."

Jurixe tells you in Mhaldorian, "OOC: o_O."

Scattered shafts of argentine quicksilver flicker across your vision as a soft beam of moonlight 

falls upon you, the lustrous glow warming you from within.

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "OMG OURANIA."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "IS AFTER ME."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "HALP."

A silvery voice whispers in your ear, "Calm down, wretch, that was a kindly move. You Mhaldorian's 

would call it a disgusting embrace of affection."

A silvery voice whispers in your ear, "Eat it quick, before others discover it. It cannot make up 

for the Moon tattoos vanishing, but it is sweet none the less."

You pick up a moon-shaped cake. <-- Forced

Raising the cake up to the sky in salute, you quickly scoff it down in two bites.

---

Turns out the timing was just a coincidence and she was just responding to a message I sent about my moon tattoo repeatedly fading.

Skye

It could've been worse, you could've mass tell'd the entire opening themesong to Jurixe while it was happening.

Cynlael

Wysteria said:

But I thought there were no such things as girls on the interwebz?

Nononono. Female characters, you see? Of course there's no such thing as girls on internetz.
You even admitted to actually being a guy irl.

Nocroth

Aepas said:

Nocroth said:

You declare Briareus to be a formal enemy of the Blood Congregation.

You declare Briareus to be a formal enemy of the Divine Order of Sartan, the Malevolent.

Briareus tells you, "Ohh I am afraid now."

Briareus tells you, "I no sleep more, buaaaaa."

You tell Briareus, Aspirant of Galadriel, "I care not for your feelings, feigned or otherwise."

Briareus tells you, "Ohhhh, help me help me."

Briareus tells you, "If no care wit my ffelings why answewr , idiot."

Briareus tells you, "I ohh excuse, I see now your name is no crop."

Briareus tells you, "And check your enemies first, I was already in list, no crop."

Briareus tells you, "Have one rank ? put in the list again raise my ranking ? no crop."

Get this man to a newsroom, stat.

I've had to deal with this more than I care to admit. Anyone else ever have these problems? I've never made it high enough on an alt to have leader powers.. so I have to wonder if this is more of a mhaldorian specific thing.

If never have lead alt why maatter , idiot

I ohh excuse, I see now your name is ape as

Marax

Nocroth said:

Aepas said:

Nocroth said:

You declare Briareus to be a formal enemy of the Blood Congregation.

You declare Briareus to be a formal enemy of the Divine Order of Sartan, the Malevolent.

Briareus tells you, "Ohh I am afraid now."

Briareus tells you, "I no sleep more, buaaaaa."

You tell Briareus, Aspirant of Galadriel, "I care not for your feelings, feigned or otherwise."

Briareus tells you, "Ohhhh, help me help me."

Briareus tells you, "If no care wit my ffelings why answewr , idiot."

Briareus tells you, "I ohh excuse, I see now your name is no crop."

Briareus tells you, "And check your enemies first, I was already in list, no crop."

Briareus tells you, "Have one rank ? put in the list again raise my ranking ? no crop."

Get this man to a newsroom, stat.

I've had to deal with this more than I care to admit. Anyone else ever have these problems? I've never made it high enough on an alt to have leader powers.. so I have to wonder if this is more of a mhaldorian specific thing.

If never have lead alt why maatter , idiot

I ohh excuse, I see now your name is ape ass

FTFY

Nocroth

Marax said:

ape ass

FTFY

Alas, this level of wit and technical typing mastery is one to which our dear friend Briareus can only aspire.

Saeva

What a load of crop.

Ellodin

ain't gonna win the belmont stakes without one