Memorable quotes

Dunn

"Let's wipe Mhaldor's guards to give them a purpose."

- @Jhui

Nellaundra

Oh hey, no wonder it's quiet, I turned TMC off a bit ago!

Your current clan will now be the 'The Midnight Crew' clan.
You begin paying attention to this clan's channel.


(The Midnight Crew): Peak says, "And one of cooper's butthole."

Dunn

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You rip into an infernal wraith with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain an infernal wraith, retrieving the corpse.

A simple bone ring tumbles out of the corpse of an infernal wraith.

A simple bone ring tumbles out of the corpse of an infernal wraith.

A bone ring with a lightning rune tumbles out of the corpse of an infernal 

wraith.

A bone ring with a magic rune tumbles out of the corpse of an infernal wraith.

A bone ring with a firewall rune tumbles out of the corpse of an infernal wraith.

A large pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

U wot m8?

Ruth

(Mhaldor): Bonko says, "God, it's so hot here. I smell awful for a gay guy ."
7448h, 6802m|95%m, 99%e, 95%w,  kai, ex, 32.9%, cdbkr- 13:17:15.671(-15m, 0.2%)
(Mhaldor): Bonko says, "Mis."




@Bonko.

Venser

Your soul burns as, at the behest of Ruth, the power of Sartan sears it.
With a final cry of anguish, you feel your body being incinerated from the inside by your burning soul. Your eyes melt in their sockets, and fire spurts from every orifice, and through the pain-induced madness, you have a final moment of clarity to fully appreciate the onslaught of a vengeful Deity.

I was certain I'll be safer hunting in Istarion than going to the PK areas but I got bad luck to be caught in that.

@Ruth I didn't know how it works at first, just wondering why i got killed out of the blue. I understand now though so no biggie

Nizaris

Venser said:

Your soul burns as, at the behest of Ruth, the power of Sartan sears it.
With a final cry of anguish, you feel your body being incinerated from the inside by your burning soul. Your eyes melt in their sockets, and fire spurts from every orifice, and through the pain-induced madness, you have a final moment of clarity to fully appreciate the onslaught of a vengeful Deity.

I was certain I'll be safer hunting in Istarion than going to the PK areas but I got bad luck to be caught in that.

@Ruth I didn't know how it works at first, just wondering why i got killed out of the blue. I understand now though so no biggie

Hi, @Venser.

So, Mhaldor got raided. @Ruth started world burn, which makes all order enemies within four rooms of a shrine all over the Achaean world (hence: world burn) take massive damage. It was targeted at the Ashtani in Mhaldor. But, we killed you, so I guess that's a plus. </forum_rp>

Anyway, accident. Sorry about that.

Antidas

4060h, 4060m, 19200e, 19200w excdbkr 83.6- 00:59:49.805

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The holocaust globe ominously stops pulsing for a fraction of a second, and then explodes into a 

fiery conflagration that consumes all around it.

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Vicious's flesh burns away and he is blinded as his eyeballs melt and run down his face. In the 

instant before his entire being is consumed by the inferno, you are able to see his skeleton, burned 

clean of flesh and organs. Then, he is no more.

Vicious has been slain by Aegoth.

The ground churns as the grotesque maggots writhing across it wriggle furiously, digging downwards 

and quickly disappearing beneath the earth.

As Vicious draws his final, dying breath, you hear him whisper the word, "Vengeance!". Suddenly, a 

spear of jagged bone materialises from thin air and flies toward the chest of his killer!

Rom swoons for a moment then rises again, flushed but strong.

Kiah swoons for a moment then rises again, flushed but strong.

A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Vicious in red light.

872h, 4060m, 19200e, 19200w excdbkr 83.6- 00:59:50.097

oww?

Quazzi

(Ashtan): Rotose says, "Is there a credits sale this year?"

Dunn has closed the City credit sale.

(Ashtan): Dunn says, "No."

Jurixe

This is funny for I don't know why.

(Party): Xer says, "I got twoof them."

Mannimar

One of the most effective marketing attempts I've seen in a while. Too bad I would never want a Ram's Horn.

(Market): @Peak says, "Shout. Shout! Let it all out! This is a thing you can't do without! Come on! Buy a ram's horn!"

Tesha

Antidas' skype reaction to someone else getting inducted to a clan (don't want to embarrass anyone, reaction was hilarious though):

Nellaundra

(The Midnight Crew): @Melodie says, "YOU MOTHER GODDAMN SON A COCKEATING RANCID BASTARD."

Kross

Nellaundra said:

(The Midnight Crew): @Melodie says, "YOU MOTHER GODDAMN SON A COCKEATING RANCID BASTARD."

Definitely perma-excommed now. Tsk tsk @Melodie. I expected more.

Kyrra

That definitely changes my mental image of Melodie.

Agrias

Quazzi said:

(Ashtan): Rotose says, "Is there a credits sale this year?"

Dunn has closed the City credit sale.

(Ashtan): Dunn says, "No."

I lol'd SO HARD at this.  Pity it wasn't Maefeng though.

Melodie

Okay, the above was not said in anger, just to be clear! (Damnit @Nellaundra, stop pasting stuff without context)

It was at Daeir, who was spamming me out of boredom, and 100% a joke we laughed at. That is probably the most vile thing I've ever said aloud to anyone, and far and away from my usual self. Again, though, it was pointed at a friend whom I knew beforehand would take no offense.

I am not a terrible person. Promise.

Nellaundra

She's really not.  I just thought that the quote was far too damn funny outside of context, given that I saw it without context and started cracking up.  Really, sounds much worse than it did.

Cynlael

It's okay guys. It was directed at @Daeir. Perfectly valid thing to say.

Bonko

Message #15375      Sent by @Strata

1/13/8:38 Well sheeit. you have a magical touch shield while paralysed. I like.

Sometimes I wonder how you even kill people...

Jovolo

It costed 1500 credits.

Dunn

Strata

Bonko said:

Message #15375      Sent by @Strata

1/13/8:38 Well sheeit. you have a magical touch shield while paralysed. I like.

Sometimes I wonder how you even kill people...

Mako would be proud of your shield whore.

Niraaeth

On a side note, delete your messages! @Bonko

Message #15375 ?!

Siduri

@Niraaeth He migjt be deleting, but not renumbering. High numbers like these happen if you're phased / a badass.

Santar

Message #51848      Sent by Micaelis

1/13/18:58 K.

That's my last message.

Niraaeth

@Santar Out of curiosity, can you post the date of the first one?

Santar

Messages automatically decay if you have too many and don't preserve specific ones. I just let them rack up. 

However, after checking my logs, it looks like about halfway through my message # list they made it where admin messages no longer decay, since all of my oldest messages are from divine/admins.

Msg list 1 reveals this to me:

+-Message Summary-------------------------------------------------------------+

|   MSG#      From        Date      Summary                                   |

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

|   28550        Lupus 10/29/15:31  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   29101        Lycon 11/21/12:54  Regarding issue 58299 filed by issuer |

|   29102        Lycon 11/21/12:55  In this instance, no policy was violated  |

|   29360        Lupus  11/29/2:02  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   29451       Anytus  12/12/3:00  Greetings. I have reviewed issuers's issu |

|   29487        Lupus  12/14/1:39  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   31033        Lupus   3/08/2:14  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   31326        Lupus  3/18/23:40  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   31338        Lycon  3/19/21:17  Regarding issue 59310 filed against you b |

|   31443        Lycon   4/01/2:00  Regarding issue 59310 filed against you b |

|   31744        Lupus   4/25/2:30  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   32518        Lupus  5/12/18:14  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   32532       Tecton  5/12/22:47  For you? Nope.                            |

|   32533       Tecton  5/12/22:48  I kid! What is the ship#, I'll look into  |

|   32534       Tecton  5/12/23:02  The rest is up to you!                    |

|   32535       Tecton  5/12/23:02  I can set it back to 1 if you'd like!     |

|   32536       Tecton  5/12/23:06  There's a little more, but the rest is up |

|   33066        Lupus   5/25/2:13  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   33576        Lupus  6/09/17:37  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   33940       Anytus  7/09/15:19  Regarding issue #60321: I have reviewed t |

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Use MSG LIST 34340 to see more of your message summary.

6964h, 6098m, 34290e, 31110w cexkdb-14:39:41:050

+-Message Summary-------------------------------------------------------------+

|   MSG#      From        Date      Summary                                   |

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

|   34340        Lupus  8/10/18:17  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   34610       Tecton  9/02/17:41  No.                                       |

|   34611       Tecton  9/02/17:45  That's lovely dear.                       |

|   34784        Lupus  9/20/13:38  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   35548        Lupus  10/05/2:16  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   35773        Lycon 10/14/17:42  In response to issue 61302, the item in q |

|   35825        Lycon  10/15/3:48  Regarding issue 61308 filed against you b |

|   36175        Lycon 10/18/23:28  Regarding issue 61343, we have reviewed t |

|   36708        Lupus 10/25/12:55  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   36711      Meletus 10/25/19:09  Greetings! Regarding issue #61366 filed a |

|   37906        Lupus  11/17/0:40  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   38313        Lycon  11/23/4:57  Regarding issue 61632 filed against you b |

|   39885        Lupus 12/02/16:07  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   40680       Tecton  12/18/3:15  Indeed, we slowed herb balance down as we |

|   40682       Tecton  12/18/3:45  Nobody claimed that everything was going  |

|   40692        Lycon 12/19/17:29  Regarding issue 61758 filed against you b |

|   40704        Lupus 12/26/14:50  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   41900        Lupus  9/23/22:47  Thank you for the offerings.              |

|   42131       Anytus  9/29/22:25  Greetings! I have reviewed issuers's issu |

|   42134       Anytus   9/30/3:22  Thank you for your further message. To cl |

The earliest message I have from a player that hasn't decayed is in the 48000's. I have like 3 more full pages of admin replies to issues filed against me, though, and a few from assorted other stuff. Could probably figure out the year of that first Lupus one if I tried. Probably a few years ago.

Silas

All those issues, lol.

Santar

That's nothing, really. Those are just messages for the last 3-4 years when I was mostly playing nice.

Now, try my issue history back around 2006-2009.

Oh boy.

Agrias

Santar said:

That's nothing, really. Those are just messages for the last 3-4 years when I was mostly playing nice.

Now, try my issue history back around 2006-2009.

Oh boy.

This is why we can't have nice things.