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  • The two halves of the globe split open to reveal 5 credits!
    You have been awarded with a hookah's bowl talisman piece!
    As the two halves fade away, you realise that you've also been gifted with 1620 gold sovereigns, a group of 26 goldenseal
    roots, a group of 10 pieces of rope, and an oaken vial!

    The two halves of the globe split open to reveal 6 credits!
    As the two halves fade away, you realise that you've also been gifted with 2250 gold sovereigns, a group of 20 bloodroot
    leaves, a group of 10 steel bars, and an oaken vial!

    The two halves of the globe split open to reveal 20 credits!
    You have been awarded with a globe's bottom talisman piece!
    As the two halves fade away, you realise that you've also been gifted with 3060 gold sovereigns, a group of 31 sileris
    berries, a group of 10 wood commodities, and an oaken vial!

    The two halves of the globe split open to reveal a featureless ice figurine!
    As the two halves fade away, you realise that you've also been gifted with 2430 gold sovereigns, a group of 26 bloodroot
    leaves, a group of 10 spools of cloth, and an oaken vial!

    The two halves of the globe split open to reveal a mountain of gold sovereigns!
    As the two halves fade away, you realise that you've also been gifted with 1485 gold sovereigns, a group of 22 sileris
    berries, a group of 10 steel bars, and an oaken vial!

    total of 42845 gold... wai do I has concoctionstuffs?
    meh


  • Cooper said:
    Mathonwy was confused because he has a hard enough time not pissing on his pants
    Whatever, you're still mad that I groped you.
    Saeva said:
    If Mathonwy is 2006 I wish 2007 had never come.
    Xenomorph said:
    heh. Mathowned.
    Message #12872 Sent by Jurixe
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  • I don't have the picture of you groping me, but here's a picture where we roofied eachother.

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  • Trilliana said:
    The two halves of the globe split open to reveal 5 credits!
    You have been awarded with a hookah's bowl talisman piece!
    As the two halves fade away, you realise that you've also been gifted with 1620 gold sovereigns, a group of 26 goldenseal
    roots, a group of 10 pieces of rope, and an oaken vial!

    The two halves of the globe split open to reveal 6 credits!
    As the two halves fade away, you realise that you've also been gifted with 2250 gold sovereigns, a group of 20 bloodroot
    leaves, a group of 10 steel bars, and an oaken vial!

    The two halves of the globe split open to reveal 20 credits!
    You have been awarded with a globe's bottom talisman piece!
    As the two halves fade away, you realise that you've also been gifted with 3060 gold sovereigns, a group of 31 sileris
    berries, a group of 10 wood commodities, and an oaken vial!

    The two halves of the globe split open to reveal a featureless ice figurine!
    As the two halves fade away, you realise that you've also been gifted with 2430 gold sovereigns, a group of 26 bloodroot
    leaves, a group of 10 spools of cloth, and an oaken vial!

    The two halves of the globe split open to reveal a mountain of gold sovereigns!
    As the two halves fade away, you realise that you've also been gifted with 1485 gold sovereigns, a group of 22 sileris
    berries, a group of 10 steel bars, and an oaken vial!

    total of 42845 gold... wai do I has concoctionstuffs?
    I got 25 in my first globe and 20 in the next. I decided it was best to quit while I was ahead.
  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    Did you just kill someone's precious loyal @Kirstin?
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • edited January 2014
    It was a friendly arena spar. He ended up summoning it back.

    Wait, why does that matter, @Kyrra?
  • Midnightdash (male Rajamala).
    He is 18 years old, having been born on the 2nd of Chronos, 626 years after the fall of the 
    Seleucarian Empire.
    He is unranked in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is a Settler in Targossas.
    He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.


  • Kirstin said:
    I think this is a bug, but I don't know where to start.

    You have recovered balance on your right arm.
    You have recovered balance on your left arm.
    3125h, 2153m, 14724e, 12537w cekdb-13.0%- [A]04:33:51:088
    You have recovered balance on all limbs.
    3125h, 2153m, 14724e, 12537w cexkdb-13.0%- [A]04:33:51:316kill Snake
    You pump out at a small grey-brown rattlesnake with a powerful side kick.
    You connect!
    As your blow lands, a small grey-brown rattlesnake makes one last final assault, fangs sinking into 
    your exposed flesh over and over.
    You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
    Your insulating unguent dissolves as it ameliorates the extreme cold.
    You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
    You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
    You have slain a small grey-brown rattlesnake, retrieving the corpse.
    You launch a powerful uppercut at a small grey-brown rattlesnake.
    You connect!
    As your blow lands, a small grey-brown rattlesnake makes one last final assault, fangs sinking into 
    your exposed flesh over and over.
    You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
    You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
    You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
    You have slain a small grey-brown rattlesnake, retrieving the corpse.
    You launch a powerful uppercut at a small grey-brown rattlesnake.
    You connect!
    As your blow lands, a small grey-brown rattlesnake makes one last final assault, fangs sinking into 
    your exposed flesh over and over.
    Your hearing is suddenly restored.
    You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
    You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
    You are confused as to the effects of the venom.
    You have slain a small grey-brown rattlesnake, retrieving the corpse.
    3125h, 2153m, 14679e, 12537w cekb-13.0%- [A]04:33:51:435
    eat calamine
    apply exothermic to skin
    You eat a calamine crystal.
    A serpent has a triple attack when it dies, but loyals can't die in the arena, so... lots of triple strikes!
    Achieved dragon on the 13th of Aeguary, 634 - aged 21 and 1 month and 21 days.

    Elder dragon on the 6th of Chronos 635 - aged 22 and 8 months and 14 days.
  • Ohshi... okay, Shibbu, you heard this? Bite 'em hard too!

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  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    Kirstin said:
    I think this is a bug, but I don't know where to start.

    As your blow lands, a small grey-brown rattlesnake makes one last final assault, fangs sinking into your exposed flesh over and over.

  • Not a bug, loyals cant die in arena. So do not attack them. Simple.
  • Or to put it more precisely: they can die, but reset to life instantly.
  • TectonTecton The Garden of the Gods
    They probably shouldn't do their last ditch attacks in the arena, small oversight! Feel free to file a BUG and we'll get it sorted out!
  • Does it truly matter though? Loyals don't die from room damage, so you just shouldn't attack them in the arena. I guess there's the issue of being forced to attack them, but neither serpents nor druids (the classes with such loyals) have an actually practical way to incorporate such a forced kill into a proper kill setup.
  • DaslinDaslin The place with the oxygen
    edited January 2014
    Strata said:
    You say, "Duanathar." You quickly utter "Duanathar" and your wings flare with power before swiftly carrying you up to on the clouds. On the clouds (indoors). A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Seftin Azon is here. Sempai Daslin Esben-Gunnar is here. You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, up, down, and in. [south - Orzaansyn (1)] Jovie flies up from the ground, carried by a pair of eagle's wings that flare with power. [here - Jovie (1)] Jovie removes a pair of eagle's wings. Jovie leaves to the south. [south - Jovie (1)] [east - Tesha (1)] Daslin says in a deep, growling voice, "Deaaath run." Daslin leaves to the down. [down - Daslin (1)] [south - Noj (1)] Daslin has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi. You say, "What..." Seftin Azon says to you, "What the." You look about in confusion.
    Don't you doubt the power of the Death Run.

    Also, @Hasar I wasn't on drugs. I was -rather- hammered. I didn't even remember that death. I kinda remember like, two of them. Logged in, saw my exp. How many death runs did I do? Cause uhhh... I'm down two levels, basically...
  • The actual bug there is that denizens even show the slain messages etc in arena. They should just be invincible while in arena. Guessing the other way was easier to code.

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  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    Instead of Targossas getting stuff nerfed, as usual. How about envenom quivers in arena please? Always run out of arrows in KoTHs. :)
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    Nerfs are heresy not heresy.


  • - 2014/01/11 00:59:01 - Platonus La'Mosea has battered Kross to death.

    - 2014/01/11 00:59:01 - Garis 'The Jinx' Obuun has battered Kross to death.

    You got bashed, son.

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  • (Solitaires Amicaux): Tharvis says, "Tell him this, and quote exactly : "Tharvis has just massacred 
    your precious vulva"."


    @Tharvis you scare me sir. 
    Seek,
    and you will find.
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    When you find, you will learn.
  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    Aquilora said:
    (Solitaires Amicaux): Tharvis says, "Tell him this, and quote exactly : "Tharvis has just massacred 
    your precious vulva"."


    @Tharvis you scare me sir. 
    but that's genuinly how Mosr calls his volcano-home on minecraft!
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • @Tharvis sure, is that what he calls it. 

    @Jonathin So you call your volcano a vulva. 

    D:

    Weird people
    Seek,
    and you will find.
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    When you find, you will learn.
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