Memorable quotes

Maefeng

(Rosiekins): @Sable says, "The designer in me has a boner for your designs."

XD

Maefeng

Agrias said:

Quazzi said:

(Ashtan): Rotose says, "Is there a credits sale this year?"

Dunn has closed the City credit sale.

(Ashtan): Dunn says, "No."

I lol'd SO HARD at this.  Pity it wasn't Maefeng though.

@Agrias: Why a pity it wasn't me? What'd I do to you?

Aquilora

It was nice seeing @Carmain drop in at CC in Cyrene ...

The soul of Carmain says, "Have you seen my cat."

Then later on....

Duenaid says with a free and flowing accent, "Where is your body?"

The soul of Carmain says, "I uh."

The soul of Carmain says, "Lost it."

The soul of Carmain says, "Somewhere."

Duenaid peers about himself unscrupulously.

Anedhel

(Targossas): Qara says, "Hmm, Jhui's black mamba in the city."

Ohmai.

Santar

Jhui's mamba so fat I'm surprised it can even fit through the gate.

Kuy

Santar said:

Jhui's mamba so fat I'm surprised it can even fit through the gate.

That's what she said.

She wasn't complaining.

Atalkez

@Jhui

You were called, hated on but not tagged.

I got you bb.

Kuy

If someone told me mamba was too big, I'd take the compliment and tell them to suck it up, not be offended.

There is no hate here. Only respect. And also maybe envy.

Anedhel

Ain't no hate, no

Synbios

Anedhel said:

(Targossas): Qara says, "Hmm, Jhui's black mamba in the city."

Ohmai.

Requisite outfit of all serpents.

Peak

(Market): The Channel Monitor says, "What even is this? Buying and selling please, not poor attempts at pimping.

First.

Santar

What not to do when ganking someone 101:

You tell Micaelis Bayt al-Azhan, Sefyric Prince, "Let's get Kuy in Mhaldor."

You have invited Kuy to join a party.

(Party): Micaelis says, "Seriously."

(Party): You say, "F-."

(Party): Micaelis says, "Lol."

(Party): You say, "Wrong thing."

Cyla

Aquilora

Here's what I suspect to be a conversation I had with him right after he popped into Cyrene, and I helped myself to some of his sigils. 

You tell Dreadlord Carmain Nithilar, Voice of Evil, "Well actually, I'm a little low on cash. Notpersonal body count, though."

Carmain tells you, "Hm?"

You tell Dreadlord Carmain Nithilar, Voice of Evil, "Oh, you asked if I wanted you to just hand me

something. A failed attempt at a joke."

Carmain tells you, "Oh did you rob me, I wasn't concentrating."

Carmain tells you, "What if I can't. What if I die!!"

You tell Dreadlord Carmain Nithilar, Voice of Evil, "They were mushrooms though.."

Carmain tells you, "I know a good song about mushrooms. It has badgers in it. Would you like a cookie?"

Reality itself seems to ripple in front of your eyes as you see the massive maw of Carmain lookingintently at you.You feel something brush against your hands and glance down to see a frosted sugar cookie suddenly appear.

Carmain tells you, "There you go."

Carmain tells you, "It's made of magic or something."

You tell Dreadlord Carmain Nithilar, Voice of Evil, "Um.. Thank you?"

We're bros now. 

Jarrod

One time I stole from @Carmain so effectively he died to voyria.

This is a 100% true story you can ask him to confirm.

Melodie

So logged in today, head to the ornate shrine... none of the objects except maybe two are there. Confused and uncertain, I look about... and finally within the trees, I find all five of the guards, the shrine of Neraeos, the totem (totems in the trees!), the sigils, and so on. So with great mirth, I send Phaestus a message letting him know the situation.

A few hours later, sitting quietly at the shrine by myself, when suddenly...

An imperial guardsman comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A venerable monk comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A stubborn mule comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A runic totem comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
An eye sigil comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
Tsuki-yo, the panther of moonlight comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A nacreous water horse comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A mountain archer comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A skeletal steed comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A golden gryphon comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A shrine of Neraeos comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A llama cria comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A dashing troubadour comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'
A roseate-maned pony comes falling down from above to land with a 'THUMP.'

You blink.

You say awkwardly with a flowing, cultured accent, "Well, then."

Phaestus pats you in a friendly manner.

You grin mischievously at Phaestus.

look
An ornate shrine.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.
<snip room desc because lengthy>
Phaestus, the Smith is here, the air about Him hazy with the intense heat of the forge. He wields a blacksmith's hammer in His left hand.
You see a single exit leading south.

Phaestus's face brightens visibly with a broad grin.

The ambient temperature abruptly cools as the Dwarf Lord vanishes, engulfed in hissing steam.

Rangor

phew, the anomaly has moved on to Cyrene.

Tahquil

"Fuck, Melodie's coming.. Move over guys!!!"

Cidusii

A male voice is heard through the membrane, "I wanted to tell you how I felt, I wanted to scream it."

A male voice is heard through the membrane, "Yep, that's the real Silas."

This sequence made me laugh!

Silas

Seftin gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Seftin Azon says to Daeir, "He's been mighty suspicious lately."

Seftin Azon says to Daeir, "Curtsied to me."

Caefir Proselyte Daeir Wintermourne says with a slight forestal accent, "Easy way to check if he's an impostor."

Caefir Proselyte Daeir Wintermourne says to you with a slight forestal accent, "I sold a shop to Taraus."

Daeir waits patiently.

Caefir Proselyte Daeir Wintermourne says with a slight forestal accent, "Yep, that's the real Silas."

You smile and nod your head at Daeir.

Seftin chuckles long and heartily.

Saeva

Now who is going to post the other half of that membrane statement.
Sounded juicy.

Hirst

Hashan raid:

(The Midnight Crew): Daeir says, "Idk man, those guards put up quite a fight."

Aquilora

A female voice is heard through the membrane, "Turn s." 

@Cidusii turns to the south. 

You roll on the floor, laughing.

A female voice is heard through the membrane, "Turn w." 

Aquilora turns west.

No regrets.

Kirstin

Oh my god.

Small trail off the main highway (road).

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky.  Ottis, a travelling merchant is here.

You see exits leading east and west.

3482h, 3483m, 4154e, 14090w cexkdb-41.0%- 08:55:02:226ex ottis

He is a tiger-like rajamala and is utterly lost and confused.

He is wearing:

 a Stygian pendant,

 wolverine's claws,

 a set of mithril spurs,

 a dragonskin pack,

 a Lasallian lyre,

 a trader's satchel,

 a wyvernskin pack,

 an aural earring through his left ear,

 an Ekanelian Jewel,

 chitin greaves,

 a dragonskin quiver,

 a glittering fishscale tunic,

 a Brooch of the Tempest,

 Terrin'ukia's Monocle,

 a deathmask,

 Robes of the Magi,

 an Aldar Diadem,

 an Anklet of Dashing,

 Prospero's Greater Vault,

 Ethereal Boots,

 a serpentine keyring,

 Bracers of Frost,

 Anake's Hood,

 goggles of whitesight,

 a wyrmskin pack,

 spiked knuckles,

 a Girdle of Aegis,

 a Circlet of the Will,

 a pair of Logosian Gauntlets,

 a mask of lifevision,

 an Intellect Crown,

 a Collar of Agatheis,

 an Armband of Celerity,

 a Shadowcloak,

 a luxurious black top hat,

 a Scorpion's Tail,

 a Sash of Caymus,

 a buckawn's amulet,

 a shackle of Garash,

 a bracelet of sustenance, and

 a Veil of the Sphinx

His face has been decorated with yellow warpaint in a  design.

Katzchen

So @Hasar hoists @Arador while he's afk for a min. I earring in a few seconds later to see where the hell Hasar is taking him. Find myself in the middle of Targossas, hitting the totem. Transfix writhed and such, Targossan in the room totally ignoring us (probalby afk), and this other Targ newbie starts up this conversation with me. I then followed Arador expecting him to duanathar, and he walks us into guards because he missed the whole hoist/totem thing and just got back.

38) Axius told You: Are you raiding?
39) You told Axius: No...
40) Axius told You: Oh okay. I really want to join in raiding for my city!
41) Axius told You: Do you know why Im called Axius?
42) You told Arador: What are you doing?
43) Axius told You: Men and women alike fear my axekick.
44) You told Axius: Perhaps you mean pixies and imps... run off back to minia now.
45) Axius told You: Pfft, I ask you to reconsider. I'm level 40 now! Almost.
46) Axius told You: Minia was so last month.
47) Axius told You: I like your title.
48) You told Axius: You're awfully excitable.
49) Axius told You: Oh...what's excitable? Sorry En-Achaean's not my first language.
50) Axius told You: Okay Im level 40 now.

Ohdeargods, Targ, this child might be more effective than your guards at chasing people off.

Aquilora

@Katzchen So this happened... 

Message #1069 Sent by Axius1/15/14:23 You know why Im named Axius? 

You sent the following message to Axius:

No, why are you named Axius?

Message #1070 Sent by Axius 1/15/14:23 My axekick is greatly feared in the infamous villages of 

Minia and Lodi."

Targossas make sure he never leaves (really) >.> he can stand at the gates and make people fear his axekick.

Anedhel

Loosing an animal grunt, an orc soldier steps in close and trips you with the haft of his axe,
smashing the flat of the blade against your skull as you fall.
You lose purchase on a ruby hydra.
2069h, 3740m, 15329e, 10218w ecdbk 84- 10:36:08.234(-570h, 14.3%)
Loosing an animal grunt, an orc soldier steps in close and trips you with the haft of his axe,
smashing the flat of the blade against your skull as you fall.
Loosing an animal grunt, an orc soldier steps in close and trips you with the haft of his axe,
smashing the flat of the blade against your skull as you fall.
993h, 3740m, 15329e, 10218w ecdbk 84- 10:36:08.819(-1076h, 26.9%)

Why do I keep falling for the same thing over and over

Marax

Morventhion dies screaming under the assault of Malefic Morventhion's fire and flame.

wut

Melodie

He's teaching himself Suffering.

Niraaeth

(Targossas): Silas says, "I am catching butterflies."
(Targossas): Epiphany says, "Go you, get them butterflies."

I have a very interesting image of Targossas in my mind now.

Marax

Self-immolation...very Mhaldorian, but more Ebon Fist. Diggin' it.