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Because they cause back problems
To get back to quotes, my pet delivered some tea to @Nocroth, and he thanked me. Some banter went on:
Nocroth tells you in Mhaldorian, "I am of the opinion that any creature may gain an appreciation for tea, given enough time and forced ingestion."
You tell Father Nocroth dis Serenath in Mhaldorian, "He might very well, with Zilar naught is a certainty. I hope you enjoyed it, however."
Nocroth tells you in Mhaldorian, "I did, indeed. Since it comes out that the bird did not, in fact, choose to bear forth refreshments of its own volition, I must again thank you."
You tell Father Nocroth dis Serenath in Mhaldorian, "Oh, well, I did not say -that-, Father."
You tell Father Nocroth dis Serenath in Mhaldorian, "I simply said I doubt he appreciates tea."
You tell Father Nocroth dis Serenath in Mhaldorian, "Perhaps he simply found the tea and thought, inexplicably, of you."
Nocroth tells you in Mhaldorian, "Then perhaps it was no gift at all...? Perhaps it was an insult: 'I have no love for this bilge -- I'm sure that larger winged thing will find it just as unpalatable!"
Nocroth tells you in Mhaldorian, "Followed after by the chirped equivalent of diabolical laughter."
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Y U DO THIS BEFORE I GO 2 WORK, MA. Sniffle.
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath northeast
[northeast - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 -- (+15m, 0.3%)
(Targossas): Siduri says, "Sadly, all I know of chivalry is pointy end first and the horse goes
under."
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 -- (-15m, 0.3%)
[ALERTNESS]: Landru southwest
[southwest - Landru (1)]
---6939h, 4993m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 -- (+30m, 0.6%)
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 -- (-15m, 0.3%)
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
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[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
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[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 -- (-15m, 0.3%)
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4993m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 -- (+30m, 0.6%)
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 -- (-15m, 0.3%)
(Targossas): Kaiu says, "Good Lord siduri!"
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
Skarlath (male Atavian).
He is 22 years old, having been born on the 21st of Valnuary, 622 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.
He is ranked 1158th in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Citizen in Cyrene.
He is considered to be approximately 10% of your might.
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
He has been engaged to be married to Praxides for 26 months.
See HONOURS DEEDS SKARLATH to view his 1 special honours.
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
Nearing Lake Vundamere (road).
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A small wooden sign is
nailed crookedly to a post here. A bright red Logosmas stocking with the name "Drafox" stitched on
it hangs improbably in the air here. Skarlath is here.
By the northern tip of the lake.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A goldenseal wildflower is
here. A yellow lady's slipper plant prospers here. Razor-sharp leaves of sugarcane cluster here.
Heavy ears of grain nod among the surrounding grasses. A common red admiral butterfly flits about
over your head.
You can see no further.
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 -- (-15m, 0.3%)
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
Nearing Lake Vundamere (road).
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A small wooden sign is
nailed crookedly to a post here. A bright red Logosmas stocking with the name "Drafox" stitched on
it hangs improbably in the air here. Skarlath is here.
By the northern tip of the lake.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A goldenseal wildflower is
here. A yellow lady's slipper plant prospers here. Razor-sharp leaves of sugarcane cluster here.
Heavy ears of grain nod among the surrounding grasses. A common red admiral butterfly flits about
over your head.
You can see no further.
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4963m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
Might I suggest trying again?
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 -- (+15m, 0.3%)
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
Nearing Lake Vundamere (road).
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A small wooden sign is
nailed crookedly to a post here. A bright red Logosmas stocking with the name "Drafox" stitched on
it hangs improbably in the air here. Skarlath is here.
By the northern tip of the lake.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A goldenseal wildflower is
here. A yellow lady's slipper plant prospers here. Razor-sharp leaves of sugarcane cluster here.
Heavy ears of grain nod among the surrounding grasses. A common red admiral butterfly flits about
over your head.
You can see no further.
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
(Targossas): Ashenia says, "Aha, a fair enough description. It matters not!"
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
[ALERTNESS]: Skarlath south
[south - Skarlath (1)]
---6939h, 4978m, 29070e, 20610w cexkd- 33.4 --
You say, "What the hell."
-- Even I'm not that indecisive.
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
@Dunn is the reason I can't sleep at night.
@Seftin
"OHMYF**K*NGGODILOVEYOU" button? :
:x
Atop the battlements of the city wall.
5724h, 5018m, 24086e, 19440w cexkdb-
INFO HERE
a pug panting like darth vader114687
1 items here.
5724h, 5018m, 24086e, 19440w cexkdb-
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the
ground here (raido: return location). There are 5 cedar chairs with a covering of bright blue fabric
here. A bench is here. The Blue Dragon Nemutaur's imposing form looms.
You see exits leading east and down.
---6939h, 4916m, 29066e, 20610w cexkd- 35.2 --
chair395 a cedar chair with a covering of bright blue fabric
chair452 a cedar chair with a covering of bright blue fabric
chair590 a cedar chair with a covering of bright blue fabric
chair919 a cedar chair with a covering of bright blue fabric
chair932 a cedar chair with a covering of bright blue fabric
bench1609 a bench
Number of objects: 6
---6939h, 4901m, 29066e, 20610w cexkd- 35.2 -- (-15m, 0.3%)
you... lied to me.
Yeah. That's it.
Man that would be pretty awesome tho. Pug panting behind me and causing amnesia with its bug eyes.
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
At great distance, Eldritch General Hirst da'Miras yells, "Sea of ... Come ..."
@-)
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
... Although I guess this explains his tuna record. All that protein...maybe he was going for the other records.
Guy comes across a bridge and has to urinate so he undoes his fly and begins to do his business. Another guy comes along and needs to do the same so stands on the other side of the bridge and undoes his fly and begins to do his business.
Guy one clears his throat and says "Water is mighty cold, eh?"
Guy two responds, "Yeah. Mighty deep too."
HAHA IT'S ANOTHER PENIS JOKE!
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From: Tecton, the Terraformer
To : Everyone
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@Mathonwy
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.