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  • GMT on deathsight, EST on custom prompt. 

  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    pfft, suddenly the fight seems much less exciting
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • The only reason I'm posting this is that hilarious timing. Also, obligatory death threats.


    As the retardation vibration embeds itself, time itself appears to slow.

    (svo): Slow curing mode enabled.

    *snip*

    Aegoth raises his battleaxe over his head and begins to swing it in a wide circle, gaining speed as he goes.

    (svo): Careful: Aegoth started behead!

    (a) 7110h, 5201m, 30976e, 21683w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:19.738
    Proficy takes a drink from a glazed runic vial.
    (a) 7110h, 5201m, 30976e, 21683w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:19.747
    Abruptly the keening ends, and a blossom of ethereal tendrils bursts from Proficy's chest, ensnaring him in a web of undulating bonds.
    (a) 7110h, 5201m, 30976e, 21683w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:20.091
    A water weird wounds Proficy with a glancing cut.                        (Aegoth beheading someone)
    (a) 7110h, 5201m, 30976e, 21703w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:21.630    (Aegoth beheading someone)
    Proficy begins to tumble towards the north.
    ENEMY TUMBLING!!! GOING TO north!!!
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31012e, 21703w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:23.982(+289h, 3.9%, +75m, 1.2%) 
    A snaking stream of acid forks into the room, blasting into Proficy mercilessly.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31012e, 21703w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:24.369
    Aegoth begins to bear down on Proficy with his whirling battleaxe.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31012e, 21703w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:24.777
    Proficy has writhed free of his entanglement by ropes.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31012e, 21703w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:24.786rend proficy left leg
    (svo): pausing curing for your commands.
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31012e, 21723w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:25.244
    Proficy takes a drink from a glazed runic vial.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31012e, 21723w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:25.558
    Lunging forward with long, flashing claws extended, you tear into the flesh of Proficy's left leg.
    Horror overcomes Proficy's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
    (svo): Proficy's leftleg is prepped. Their rightleg is also prepped.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 30972e, 21723w ecdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:26.358
    A water weird wounds Proficy with a glancing cut.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 30972e, 21723w ecdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:26.659
    (svo): resuming curing.
    Proficy tumbles out to the north.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31008e, 21723w ecdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:27.990bra
    touch brazier Proficy
    (svo): pausing curing for your commands.
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31008e, 21723w ecdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:28.155
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.492s)
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31008e, 21723w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:28.849
    You wave your hand over the brazier tattoo and summon Proficy to you.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31008e, 21743w xcdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:29.278
    (svo): resuming curing.
    Aegoth roars with triumph, and brings his whirling battleaxe speeding towards Proficy, to slice his 
    head from his shoulders. Proficy's body collapses, fountaining blood.
    Proficy has been slain by Aegoth.
    (a) 7399h, 5276m, 31008e, 21743w xcdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:29.871
    You have recovered equilibrium. (3.465s)
    (a) 7399h, 5351m, 31044e, 21743w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:32.742(+75m, 1.2%) 
    The soul of Proficy says, "Lmao."
    (a) 7399h, 5351m, 31044e, 21743w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:33.045highfive aego
    (svo): pausing curing for your commands.
    You move sluggishly into action.
    (a) 7399h, 5351m, 31044e, 21763w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:34.223
    You swing your arm up and high-five Aegoth enthusiastically.
    (a) 7399h, 5351m, 31080e, 21763w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:35.337
    (svo): resuming curing.
    The soul of Proficy says, "Aegoth your a fucking goner."
    (a) 7399h, 5351m, 31080e, 21783w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:37.499
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  • Pretty sure that would go in Combat Logs. Not quotes. 
  • edited January 2014
    Alrena said:
     
    The soul of Proficy says, "Aegoth your a fucking goner."
    (a) 7399h, 5351m, 31080e, 21783w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:37.499


    Quote contained. I'll allow it.

    Edit: *you're - come on @Proficy, proper grammar is much more menacing.

  • Kross said:
    Alrena said:
     
    The soul of Proficy says, "Aegoth your a fucking goner."
    (a) 7399h, 5351m, 31080e, 21783w excdbk 0.1% [ret] E|N|S 17:09:37.499


    Quote contained. I'll allow it.

    Edit: *you're - come on @Proficy, proper grammar is much more menacing.

    we're talking about someone who used "lmao" in an IC situation...
    "Faded away like the stars in the morning,
     Losing their light in the glorious sun,
     Thus would we pass from this earth and its toiling,
     Only remembered for what we have done."

  • Mithridates steps through a sonic portal and is gone.
    Reonna follows you outside.
    You try and fail to follow Mithridates.
    Mithridates OUT (ether) >>>
    Shaking the ground underfoot, a war elephant leaves to the ether.
    A water weird glides out to the ether.
    (p) 3951h, 3188m, 19030e, 15370w exkdb[pr]-ql
    Intimate terrace overlooking the river.
    Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. Samel quietly
    stands nearby, ready to serve. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground.
    Hanging upon the wall is a menu framed in silver filigree. A golden-toned letter
    rests upon the ground. A small forest of sharpened crystals protrudes from the
    ground. Candles flicker upon a romantic table for two. There are 2 wrought iron
    chairs sitting next to a romantic table for two here.
    You see a single exit leading down.
    (p) 3951h, 3081m, 19030e, 15355w exkdb[pr]-(-107m, 3.2%) sq d
    Dining room of the Radiant Shore (indoors).
    Ankur awaits nearby, looking friendly and helpful. A runic totem is planted
    solidly in the ground. Hanging upon the wall is a menu framed in silver filigree.
     A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
    You can see no further.
    (p) 3951h, 2870m, 19030e, 15326w exkdb[pr]-(-211m, 6.4%) ql
    Intimate terrace overlooking the river.
    Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. Samel quietly
    stands nearby, ready to serve. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground.
    Hanging upon the wall is a menu framed in silver filigree. A golden-toned letter
    rests upon the ground. A small forest of sharpened crystals protrudes from the
    ground. Candles flicker upon a romantic table for two. There are 2 wrought iron
    chairs sitting next to a romantic table for two here.
    You see a single exit leading down.
    (p) 3951h, 2764m, 19030e, 15305w exkdb[pr]-(-106m, 3.2%) ql
    Intimate terrace overlooking the river.
    Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. Samel quietly
    stands nearby, ready to serve. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground.
    Hanging upon the wall is a menu framed in silver filigree. A golden-toned letter
    rests upon the ground. A small forest of sharpened crystals protrudes from the
    ground. Candles flicker upon a romantic table for two. There are 2 wrought iron
    chairs sitting next to a romantic table for two here.
    You see a single exit leading down.
    (p) 3951h, 2764m, 19030e, 15305w exkdb[pr]-
    You feel your density return to normal.
    (p) 3951h, 2662m, 19030e, 15291w exkdb[pr]-(-102m, 3.1%) ql
    Intimate terrace overlooking the river.
    Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. Samel quietly
    stands nearby, ready to serve. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground.
    Hanging upon the wall is a menu framed in silver filigree. A golden-toned letter
    rests upon the ground. A small forest of sharpened crystals protrudes from the
    ground. Candles flicker upon a romantic table for two. There are 2 wrought iron
    chairs sitting next to a romantic table for two here.
    You see a single exit leading down.
    You stand up, leaving your place on a wrought iron chair sitting next to a
    romantic table for two. (202.212s)
    3951h, 3187m, 19030e, 15244w exkdb-
    +Salve bal
    3951h, 3187m, 19030e, 15244w exkdb-mind sense reonna
    You seek out the mind of Reonna and an image of Cloaked by darkness appears in
    your mind.
    pt Reonna is at Cloaked by darkness
      (4276, 4277)
    From your knowledge, that room might be in Dungeon of the Beastlords.
    3951h, 3177m, 19030e, 15244w exkdb-(-10m, 0.3%)
    (Party): You say, "Reonna is at Cloaked by darkness."
    3951h, 3177m, 19030e, 15250w exkdb-
    +Sip bal
    3951h, 3177m, 19030e, 15250w exkdb-(sip mana)
    You take a drink from a black-walnut vial.
    Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
    3951h, 3297m, 19030e, 15250w exkdb-(+120m, 3.6%)
    (mapper): Starting speedwalk from 41089 to 4276: (83 - down)(82 - ne)
    Reonna follows you down.
    Dining room of the Radiant Shore (indoors).
    Ankur awaits nearby, looking friendly and helpful. A runic totem is planted
    solidly in the ground. Hanging upon the wall is a menu framed in silver filigree.
     A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
    You see exits leading northeast, southeast, northwest, and up.




    Made me lol.
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  • Santar tells you, "I concede to your infallible logic."

    I win Achaea guys





    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • ....oh I see what you did there >_>


  • @Saeva tells you, "Who is mikehunt!?" 

    Mikehunt (male Human).
    He is 18 years old, having been born on the 2nd of Phaestian, 627 years after the fall of the 
    Seleucarian Empire.
    He is unranked in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
    should be - pt locate mikehunt. Much better results there.
  • No trace of Mikehunt.

  • Silas said:
    No trace of Mikehunt.
    I bet you can find Bendover in a flash though.
  • The mists swirl faster and faster as they flow to the centre of the room and form a ghostly image.

    The room slowly clears of smoke as the image becomes clearer. A bearded man floats a few inches 
    above the floor, dressed in a robe decorated in arcane symbols. In his hand he holds a staff tipped 
    with a sparkling gem.

    The ghost speaks: "Many thanks, great adventurer. Thanks to your actions, the curse that was placed 
    upon my soul due to my foolish pride is broken. Now my spirit can finally rest in Thoth's eternal 
    realm."

    With these final words, the ghostly image disappears.
    The quest "The Man in the Mirror" has been added to your log. QUEST LOG will display your active 
    quests.
    You feel a tangible increase in your worldly experience as the quest "The Man in the Mirror" is 
    completed.

    So this old quest has a quest title. Wow, this brings back memories. 

  • edited January 2014

    Synbios said:
    The mists swirl faster and faster as they flow to the centre of the room and form a ghostly image.

    The room slowly clears of smoke as the image becomes clearer. A bearded man floats a few inches 
    above the floor, dressed in a robe decorated in arcane symbols. In his hand he holds a staff tipped 
    with a sparkling gem.

    The ghost speaks: "Many thanks, great adventurer. Thanks to your actions, the curse that was placed 
    upon my soul due to my foolish pride is broken. Now my spirit can finally rest in Thoth's eternal 
    realm."

    With these final words, the ghostly image disappears.
    The quest "The Man in the Mirror" has been added to your log. QUEST LOG will display your active 
    quests.
    You feel a tangible increase in your worldly experience as the quest "The Man in the Mirror" is 
    completed.

    So this old quest has a quest title. Wow, this brings back memories. 

    You say, "Glomshaul."
    Pure white smoke billows from the now-destroyed mirror and it slowly fills the room. Transfixed, you
    watch the mists swirl faster and faster as they flow to the centre of the room, where they form a
    ghostly image. The room slowly clears of smoke and the image becomes clearer. A bearded man floats a
    few inches off the floor. He is dressed in a robe decorated in arcane symbols and in his hand he
    holds a staff tipped with a sparkling gem. The ghost speaks, 'Many thanks, great adventurers. Thanks
    to your actions, the curse that was placed upon my soul due to my foolish pride is broken. Now my
    spirit can finally rest in Varian's eternal halls.' And with that, he is gone.



    Is so old that it even still exists in Aetolia. Now that's a legacy.
  • +1 to Kaevan yeah
  • Someone in Mhaldor loves me. I got mindthrown out of clouds just seconds before that. 
  • Still owe you a BJ for saving me from that Aelios totem gank deathsight.

  • edited January 2014
    Kafziel said:
    hilarity
    When reading this I was thinking of The Man on the Moon where he lip syncs I'VE COME TO SAVE THE DAAAY!

    edit: only, you know, it went horribly, horribly wrong.
    But gosh darn it, if there do exist some people who just can't handle the uniqueness of your snowflake...
    - Mathonwy

  • (The Dojo): Sobriquet says, "You know what. This place would be crap without you guys."

    We <3<3<3 you too, Sobri!
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  • Out of everything I said, you pick that? 

    (Party): Mezghar says, "Stop."
  • It's a challenge to find something that's not... typical Dojo. :P
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